* Posts by Crivens

7 posts • joined 18 Jun 2009

Stuxnet worm slithers into China, heralds alien invasion

Crivens
Happy

Roof top garden.

I miss these comments from amanfrommars.

If you pick every second letter from the above, you get a smashing recipe for lentil soup.

Broadband advertising speed gap widens

Crivens
Stop

True...

But I'd be annoyed if I only got 35mpg from it...

And please stop comparing computer technology to cars. The only thing in common is they both crash, but you have a higher chance of living if your computer crashes.

Large Hadron Collider briefly back on over weekend

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Thumb Up

What manual?

I didn't know the LHC had a manual. I though they were making up as they went along. Like all great people of science.

Swedish military combustobra: Jubtastic snap

Crivens
Happy

Truely...

Marvellous.

Music industry cooks UK government's piracy stats

Crivens

Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics

It's a widely believed fact that 88% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

(Paraphrased from Vic Reeves.)

Want Gmail? Best have your mobile handy

Crivens
Grenade

Carphone Warehouse...

In other news, Carphone Warehouse has announced you need a Google Mail account to purchase a new phone...

Microsoft takes hatchet to YouTube clone

Crivens
Coat

Microsoft...

It's time get off from your Soapbox.

It's the grey coat on the left, thanks.

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