Posts by Crivens

Stuxnet worm slithers into China, heralds alien invasion

Roof top garden.

I miss these comments from amanfrommars.

If you pick every second letter from the above, you get a smashing recipe for lentil soup.

Broadband advertising speed gap widens

True...

But I'd be annoyed if I only got 35mpg from it...

And please stop comparing computer technology to cars. The only thing in common is they both crash, but you have a higher chance of living if your computer crashes.

Large Hadron Collider briefly back on over weekend

What manual?

I didn't know the LHC had a manual. I though they were making up as they went along. Like all great people of science.

Swedish military combustobra: Jubtastic snap

Truely...

Marvellous.

Music industry cooks UK government's piracy stats

Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics

It's a widely believed fact that 88% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

(Paraphrased from Vic Reeves.)

Want Gmail? Best have your mobile handy

Carphone Warehouse...

In other news, Carphone Warehouse has announced you need a Google Mail account to purchase a new phone...

Microsoft takes hatchet to YouTube clone

Microsoft...

It's time get off from your Soapbox.

It's the grey coat on the left, thanks.