* Posts by Glen 1

960 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2009

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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Re: What's the point?

Stupid gadgets like phones?

There's always the 'im a good driver' brigade who thinks that taking risks and not (yet) dying makes them good drivers.

'cyclists shouldn't be on the road'

'sunday drivers who dare to obey the speed limit shouldn't be allowed on the roads'

Etc

Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest

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"20c a kwh for home use amounts"

Aproximate electricity prices in the UK

Spoiler: 12-14p per Kwh (16-18c)

So comparable then.

P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2

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Trollface

Re: Anyone want to guess ...

Windows will end up being a linux distro... incorporating Wayland and SystemD

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Like IBM and Red Hat?

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LCARS does look suspiciously like TIFKAM

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Re: reasons to stay on Windows

I think the main one is outlook/exchange (and by implication office365)

If anyone knows of a Linux equivalent that requires the same or less amount of admin, I'm listening.

I would also include active directory, as paying someone to learn about LDAP is not exactly a high priority for most windows shops.

Japan on track to start testing Alfa-X, fastest train in the world with top speed of 400kph

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Re: Carbon emissions

Depends on how the *electricity* running them is being generated.

Nuclear + wind ~= maybe.

But we won't have enough nuclear capacity, and the gas turbine plants for wind backup will have to be 'offset'.

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

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Re: 2c

Like that bloke off Doctor Who

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Ah the old "greater" debate.

Like how Solihull is in "Greater Birmingham", but try to tell them that and they will write a strongly worded letter to the telegraph.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Re: So it wasn't his job

How hard would it be to...

Can you just...

Quick one for you...

Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions

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Re: bae

I was under the impression that bae stood for "before anyone else" and was thus, an abbreviation, and therefore not eligible.

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

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Re: What about...

Don't even need to click the link to recognise Richmond...

So you've 'seen' the black hole. Now for the interesting bit – how all that raw data was stored

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Storing the data diagonally

Like VHS

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It comes much quicker than that...

Pssst.... build your own machine learning computer, it's cheaper and even faster than using GPUs on cloud

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Re: But can it run Crysis?

It will probably evolve to use a third party aim bot.

Why 'git gud', when the path of least resistance (and thus 'fittest' in the AI sense) is to cheat?

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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Re: The stupids have started already

Religion is stupid?! How dare you insult Vi EMACS nano!

Rising sea levels? How about the rising risk of someone using a nuke?

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Re: @Glen 1 - UK PM Tony Blair lied about WMD in Irak

I would make a distinction between a government dossier being "sexed up" for political ends and a foreign power killing on British soil with apparent impunity (although international sanctions have upped the ante a little)

"The Government" is a many headed hydra. It's not so much "The Government" I believe, but the news reporting on the government - and I mean actual journalists holding politicians to account, not tweet bots, not disposable domains running click bait headlines over facebook. That would seem to make me (and many others here) different from the huddled masses.

I mean, I only have the news' word that Vladimir Putin actually exists. I've never met the man - or met anyone who has - but between the video footage, and eyewitness accounts (all coming from the news), I'm prepared to believe that he exists.

There is *slightly* less evidence about the above attacks. Between the death of Dawn Sturgess and interviews with Yulia Skripal, Charlie Rowley etc there is certainly more than a single primary source. The thoroughly unconvincing interview on Russian media with the suspects only adds fuel to the fire. Not to mention the Russian agents getting caught outside the swiss lab that was testing the Novichok samples.

However, I view those sources through the filter of the news just like everyone else.

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There are the small matters of the recent Novichok (sp) attack, and the slightly longer ago assassination of Alexander Litvinenko. The bloke who (allegedly) did the latter is now a Russian MP.

It is *well* within the UK's ability to respond in kind (perhaps not the polonium), but I put it to you that while escalating things would be a bad idea, doing NOTHING lets the bully get away with it.

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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Joke

Re: How do these morons get a job ?

That star system gets better reviews than our current one... cus y'know... 3 stars.

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Joke

Re: destructive hdd check

I believe that would be something difficult to back out of?

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

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Pint

Re: Big drinkers?

Ah love-in-a-canoe beer. Or larger as it's known round these parts. </Onlyslightlytrolling>

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

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Re: The Mueller report was one big nothingburger

"value ElReg for the tech. Politics shouldn't be here."

We value ElReg for biting the hand that feeds IT.

Calling out bullshit is why we are here. The healthy dose of cynicism is what makes the Register not just ███ ████████.

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

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Trollface

Re: Stupid as a human right.

*cough*Brexit*cough*

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Headmaster

My Parents were unsure...

My parents were unsure (context: this was in the early eighties), came down on what they thought was the side of caution. Didn't vaccinate me.

...

I got measles when I was 5, was one of the 1 in 20 who also got pneumonia. I nearly died. Spent time on the isolation ward (thank you NHS).

If/when I ever have kids you can be damn sure that they will be vaccinated.

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Re: What a pile of poo

Political bollocks...

It's only political if you think ignorance is a valid point of view.

Razer – perfectly happy to sell you a laptop for over $2,000, but when it comes to fixing security holes... tough sh*t

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Re: Razer hate

I have last year's Razer Blade. I have been quite happy with it.

That is all.

Here's a race condition we can get behind: Neural net learns to keep up with 'skilled' amateur track driver in robo-ride safety experiment

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Re: Control of a vehicle in varying driving conditions

Only the Older Millennials (like me) will probably remember Damon Hill as a driver, as he retired in 1999 (20 years ago)

For Historical context:

Phill Hill retired in 1967 - over 50 years ago, and a few years before Apollo 11

I'm all for the standard 'Kids today' grumblings, but when you use 'Millenials' to mean 'young people' when the eldest of us are pushing 40...

It's like listening to people complain about that new fangled 'Internet' or that rock music is far too modern.

I mean, it's amusing, but I dont think it's always the effect you're going for.

Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms

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Joke

Re: If so...

But not the colour blue...

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"provide services to more than one company"

Hmmm...

I have 2 PAYE jobs. Maybe I should say I'm a contractor? Nah, I like the paid holiday, thanks.

The thing about the duck test is that it is in the eye of the beholder, and that is almost always HMRC themselves unless you can afford to fight it.

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And who gave it to them etc

All the way back to where "I was here first" meets "I have a bigger stick"

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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Re: Oh what I could say...

Minor point:

It's the dev's managers that agree (often due to sales/marketing overpromising)

Any push back is met with JFDI*

*Just fucking do it.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Too old...

As I'm pushing 40, I found being called "boy" by a bog standard leaver rather amusing.

Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it

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Re: Too late!

On the fly... I see what you did there :3

Can ye spare any 'digital change', pal? Blighty's ailing court service can't wait to hear from you

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Re: Cylons

It has happened before, it will happen again.

So say we all.

Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink

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Re: Idiot

Management material...

Ouch. That's a low blow.

He deleted the stuff on purpose, and then didn't demand someone else fix it.

NASA's crap infosec could be 'significant threat' to space ops

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Re: RE. Jupiter

We are go on that alarm

Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems

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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a (metaphorical) truck full of hard drives

'It's like painting with atoms'... Watch how boffins form armies of simple micron-sized bots from a silicon wafer

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Re: The researchers hope the bots can also be powered by ultrasound or magnetic fields

if we can tap into the body's glucose system, we can effectively cure diabetes - or at least stop the sugar spikes. Overweight? Just power a light bulb for a bit.

Also: transhumanism gets one step closer.

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

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Re: Nokia

Like calling Manchester UK northern.

In reality, they are both about halfway up.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Alien

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

James Earl Jones is a Mysteron... or maybe he's just a copy...

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Trollface

What's that el reg? You'd like to talk about this article, but we've probably not heard of it?

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

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Re: chortle

OHP?

This is an OHP:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overhead_projector

I'd be very surprised if *anyone's* laptop was compatible.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Re: pro-Buffy flame war.

the mere fact of it having lasted for seven seasons is probably defence enough

By that logic firefly sucked. Don't @ me.

Brit Mars bot named while NASA 'nauts must wait a bit longer for a US rocket trip to the ISS

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Joke

Re: Alternative name for the Brit Mars bot.

So *Thats* where the sunlit uplands are

National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – and I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat

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To quote the Duke of Wellington:

"Publish and be damned"

Lovely website you got there. Would be a shame if we, er, someone were to sink it: Google warns EU link tax will magnify media monetary misery

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Re: Ah, capitalism at its best

"EU decide they don't want Google traffic for the businesses in the EU that's up to them, "

If Google's search results only gave foreign results (as in no european results- only american versions of it), id have to use a different search engine, because Google will not longer be able to find what I'm looking for.

Bug-hunter faces jail for vulnerability reports, DuckDuckPwn (almost), family spied on via Nest gizmo, and more

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Re: "16 cameras placed around that home"

or rather: Being a white cisgendered straight man in an affluent neighborhood in America is not the real world.

I mean, more than half of Americans are not this. ^^

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Re: "16 cameras placed around that home"

America isn't the real world

Intel to finally scatter remaining ashes of Itanium to the wind in 2021: Final call for doomed server CPU line

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Re: Many difficult questions lie ahead.

2 mediums. That way you can have both meat and veggie options