* Posts by Glen 1

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$6,000 for tours of apocalyptic post-Brexit London? WTF, NYT?

Glen 1

Re: Hmm

"They are getting desperate in their negotiating/begging"

Talk about alternative facts!

The EU saying repeatedly they're not going to renegotiate (and sticking to it) and the UK having to *ask" for extension after extension tells you where the desperation lies.

The only thing the EU is desperate to do is protect the four freedoms.

Glen 1

Re: They could do a real brexit tour

"apart from Scotland and London"

Soo nearly half the UK by area, or half the UK by population.

Or to put it another way...

Apart from the parts of England, and Wales that stand to lose the most, most of the country voted to remain.

We've Falcon caught it! SpaceX finally nets a fairing half after a successful Heavy launch

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Re: Why are they still paying Boeing and LM

pork-barrel politics

The in and outs of Microsoft's new Windows Terminal

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Re: oh yes...

a different shade of red.

eg #990000

Inflatables, solids, strap-ons and riders – oh my, it's the week in space

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Re: It's amazing how you can miss things

"We are go on that alarm"

Refactoring whizz: Good software shouldn't cost the earth – it's actually cheaper to build

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Re: Confidence to Competence Ratio

They were not digging *at* pascal, but at people who are not familiar with pascal.

"Too many code typists are so full of themselves, gleefully exercising their buzzing-with-excitement brains all day, never realizing that they forgot to take any formal training on subjects such as Algorithm Design or Data Structures."

I take the point about lack of broadness in people's knowledge, but let's face it, when was the last time a web dev needed to know big O notation? Sorting algorithms beyond data_structure.sort()?

All the interesting problems have either been solved or are being worked on by Real Programmers™ . All the nuances are hidden behind library function calls. There is money to be made in the harder maths side of things, but thats called 'data science' or 'research'.

The jobbing programmer making yet another CRUD app might well the know the bullshit interview question on how to swap 2 variables without using a third, but have the common sense never to use it.

You see it a lot of the Real Programmers™ bullshit in books and academic papers where the maths is the point, not the actual implementation (which is all a programmer will care about). The arena where single letter variable names - with superscripts and subscripts - are considered essential. The sheer unreadability of it seems targeted to exclude rather than educate.

Example:

What is the sum total of the contents of an array?

Not-Code™:

For each element of array, add contents to running total.

Maths speak:

Sigma something something McSquiggle

TL;DR Theres a difference between the 'if all you have is a hammer' saying and not hiring someone because they don't know web assembly when the job spec is for angular.

Glen 1

Re: Confidence to Competence Ratio

"They think Pascal is a unit of air pressure"

It is.

Slightly more seriously, an obsolete language rarely used in anger this century is not on my list of demands from employees. Sure, Pascal was the Python of it's day, but that day was 30 years ago.

The anticipated retort is "It's not about the language, it's about learning/understanding blah blah" to which I reply:

Then why the dig about Pascal if it's not about the language?

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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Re: " And Brad, of course, was in Europe,

∈ = "is a member of the set" or "is an element of"

Translation for those not inflicted with squiggles

Buy, buy this American PCIe, drove my PC on the Wi-Fi so the Wi-Fi would fly

Glen 1

Re: Romanes eunt domus...

Conjugate!

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

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Thumb Up

Re: re One should always check the current standards for voltage before plugging in

Got one from the big M before they closed.

Compared to a wall wart they are massively expensive.

But to me, the convenience of having a plug that fold flat and you can trust to pull > 2 amps is worth the cost

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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Re: What's the point?

As stated elsewhere, it is relative speed that'll kill you.

Where a truck wanders across lanes, the barrier means the difference between a nasty accident (but survivable) and getting smushed.

Glen 1

Re: Detecting Trains

It might just be better at detecting the signage/warning lights (where they exist)

Glen 1

Re: What's the point?

Stupid gadgets like phones?

There's always the 'im a good driver' brigade who thinks that taking risks and not (yet) dying makes them good drivers.

'cyclists shouldn't be on the road'

'sunday drivers who dare to obey the speed limit shouldn't be allowed on the roads'

Etc

Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest

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"20c a kwh for home use amounts"

Aproximate electricity prices in the UK

Spoiler: 12-14p per Kwh (16-18c)

So comparable then.

P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2

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Trollface

Re: Anyone want to guess ...

Windows will end up being a linux distro... incorporating Wayland and SystemD

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Like IBM and Red Hat?

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LCARS does look suspiciously like TIFKAM

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Re: reasons to stay on Windows

I think the main one is outlook/exchange (and by implication office365)

If anyone knows of a Linux equivalent that requires the same or less amount of admin, I'm listening.

I would also include active directory, as paying someone to learn about LDAP is not exactly a high priority for most windows shops.

Japan on track to start testing Alfa-X, fastest train in the world with top speed of 400kph

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Re: Carbon emissions

Depends on how the *electricity* running them is being generated.

Nuclear + wind ~= maybe.

But we won't have enough nuclear capacity, and the gas turbine plants for wind backup will have to be 'offset'.

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

Glen 1

Re: 2c

Like that bloke off Doctor Who

Glen 1

Ah the old "greater" debate.

Like how Solihull is in "Greater Birmingham", but try to tell them that and they will write a strongly worded letter to the telegraph.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Re: So it wasn't his job

How hard would it be to...

Can you just...

Quick one for you...

Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions

Glen 1

Re: bae

I was under the impression that bae stood for "before anyone else" and was thus, an abbreviation, and therefore not eligible.

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

Glen 1

Re: What about...

Don't even need to click the link to recognise Richmond...

So you've 'seen' the black hole. Now for the interesting bit – how all that raw data was stored

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Storing the data diagonally

Like VHS

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It comes much quicker than that...

Pssst.... build your own machine learning computer, it's cheaper and even faster than using GPUs on cloud

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Re: But can it run Crysis?

It will probably evolve to use a third party aim bot.

Why 'git gud', when the path of least resistance (and thus 'fittest' in the AI sense) is to cheat?

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Glen 1

Re: The stupids have started already

Religion is stupid?! How dare you insult Vi EMACS nano!

Rising sea levels? How about the rising risk of someone using a nuke?

Glen 1

Re: @Glen 1 - UK PM Tony Blair lied about WMD in Irak

I would make a distinction between a government dossier being "sexed up" for political ends and a foreign power killing on British soil with apparent impunity (although international sanctions have upped the ante a little)

"The Government" is a many headed hydra. It's not so much "The Government" I believe, but the news reporting on the government - and I mean actual journalists holding politicians to account, not tweet bots, not disposable domains running click bait headlines over facebook. That would seem to make me (and many others here) different from the huddled masses.

I mean, I only have the news' word that Vladimir Putin actually exists. I've never met the man - or met anyone who has - but between the video footage, and eyewitness accounts (all coming from the news), I'm prepared to believe that he exists.

There is *slightly* less evidence about the above attacks. Between the death of Dawn Sturgess and interviews with Yulia Skripal, Charlie Rowley etc there is certainly more than a single primary source. The thoroughly unconvincing interview on Russian media with the suspects only adds fuel to the fire. Not to mention the Russian agents getting caught outside the swiss lab that was testing the Novichok samples.

However, I view those sources through the filter of the news just like everyone else.

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There are the small matters of the recent Novichok (sp) attack, and the slightly longer ago assassination of Alexander Litvinenko. The bloke who (allegedly) did the latter is now a Russian MP.

It is *well* within the UK's ability to respond in kind (perhaps not the polonium), but I put it to you that while escalating things would be a bad idea, doing NOTHING lets the bully get away with it.

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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Joke

Re: How do these morons get a job ?

That star system gets better reviews than our current one... cus y'know... 3 stars.

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Joke

Re: destructive hdd check

I believe that would be something difficult to back out of?

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

Glen 1
Pint

Re: Big drinkers?

Ah love-in-a-canoe beer. Or larger as it's known round these parts. </Onlyslightlytrolling>

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

Glen 1

Re: The Mueller report was one big nothingburger

"value ElReg for the tech. Politics shouldn't be here."

We value ElReg for biting the hand that feeds IT.

Calling out bullshit is why we are here. The healthy dose of cynicism is what makes the Register not just ███ ████████.

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

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Trollface

Re: Stupid as a human right.

*cough*Brexit*cough*

Glen 1
Headmaster

My Parents were unsure...

My parents were unsure (context: this was in the early eighties), came down on what they thought was the side of caution. Didn't vaccinate me.

...

I got measles when I was 5, was one of the 1 in 20 who also got pneumonia. I nearly died. Spent time on the isolation ward (thank you NHS).

If/when I ever have kids you can be damn sure that they will be vaccinated.

Glen 1

Re: What a pile of poo

Political bollocks...

It's only political if you think ignorance is a valid point of view.

Razer – perfectly happy to sell you a laptop for over $2,000, but when it comes to fixing security holes... tough sh*t

Glen 1

Re: Razer hate

I have last year's Razer Blade. I have been quite happy with it.

That is all.

Here's a race condition we can get behind: Neural net learns to keep up with 'skilled' amateur track driver in robo-ride safety experiment

Glen 1

Re: Control of a vehicle in varying driving conditions

Only the Older Millennials (like me) will probably remember Damon Hill as a driver, as he retired in 1999 (20 years ago)

For Historical context:

Phill Hill retired in 1967 - over 50 years ago, and a few years before Apollo 11

I'm all for the standard 'Kids today' grumblings, but when you use 'Millenials' to mean 'young people' when the eldest of us are pushing 40...

It's like listening to people complain about that new fangled 'Internet' or that rock music is far too modern.

I mean, it's amusing, but I dont think it's always the effect you're going for.

Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms

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Joke

Re: If so...

But not the colour blue...

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"provide services to more than one company"

Hmmm...

I have 2 PAYE jobs. Maybe I should say I'm a contractor? Nah, I like the paid holiday, thanks.

The thing about the duck test is that it is in the eye of the beholder, and that is almost always HMRC themselves unless you can afford to fight it.

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And who gave it to them etc

All the way back to where "I was here first" meets "I have a bigger stick"

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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Re: Oh what I could say...

Minor point:

It's the dev's managers that agree (often due to sales/marketing overpromising)

Any push back is met with JFDI*

*Just fucking do it.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Too old...

As I'm pushing 40, I found being called "boy" by a bog standard leaver rather amusing.

Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it

Glen 1

Re: Too late!

On the fly... I see what you did there :3

Can ye spare any 'digital change', pal? Blighty's ailing court service can't wait to hear from you

Glen 1

Re: Cylons

It has happened before, it will happen again.

So say we all.

Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink

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Re: Idiot

Management material...

Ouch. That's a low blow.

He deleted the stuff on purpose, and then didn't demand someone else fix it.

NASA's crap infosec could be 'significant threat' to space ops

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Re: RE. Jupiter

We are go on that alarm

Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems

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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a (metaphorical) truck full of hard drives