* Posts by Mike 16

1030 posts • joined 17 Jun 2009


How many? 28 million fewer PCs and tablets to find a home in 2020

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Long term tracking population?

I strongly suspect that the long-term growth of PC sales will be driven more by mandatory updates that "can't" run on that crappy old (3-year old) PC, so you will need a new one. Works for phones, after all.

("working from home" in my career as "retired", or is that just "tired")

Hoverbikes, Hyperloops and sub-orbital hijinks: Yes, the '3rd, 4th and 5th Dimensions of Travel' are coming soon

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Hyperloop Tech



Just leaving that here...

If you bought a CRT monitor, TV 13+ years ago, hold on a little longer, there may be a small check for you

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Re: All my CRTs have been

Yep! Still have my 13inch SONY TV. Still use it as a monitor for the VCS and Atari800. And maybe teh Video Music if I come across it in some stratum of the shed.

Blight the power: Jamming attack cripples wireless signals using clever reflective technology

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Half-baked ideas

That would be https://www.halfbakery.com/

US cable subscribers are still being 'ripped off' by creeping price increases – and this lot has had enough

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Must Carry?

I have heard of the "requirement" that cable companies carry any locally receivable channels, and of course pay those channels for the privilege. What bothers me is the increasing pace of local broadcasters shutting down the transmitters (repeaters) they used to use for "A bit outside city limits" folks. How miserable can they make OTA before one _has_ to buy a cable plan? And of course the "basic package" will include "Standard Definition" (480i in the U.S. case), down-sampled from the HD it was broadcast in. And there must be some convoluted rule about what, _exactly_ they must carry, as I do get, OTA, some sub-channels of local stations that my son does not get in his extended lineup on cable.

I assume that eventually, the major networks (or owners, like Sinclair) will operate a 10W transmitter within a few blocks of the local FCC office to qualify. Meanwhile, the physical-disk Netflix subscription is looking better.

The Last J-Freighter: HTV-9 arrives at the ISS as ESA inks a deal for a third Moon-bound service module

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Maybe a revival?

Of Quark


Or Salvage 1


Man responsible for least popular iteration of Windows UI uses iPad Pro as a desktop*

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Re: Overpriced joke

Give Apple a chance. They seem hell-bent on making MacOS at least as annoying as iOS. (And as buggy as the worst stereotype of Windows in the mind of a rabid Windows-hater).

No way they are going to achieve iOS/MacOS parity by improving iOS.

I am actually typing this on a MacBook Air, and have an iPhone SE (original). Neither has been "upgraded" all the way to uselessness, yet, but life is too short to chase Android updates, and the Mac _was_ a decent blend of "consumption device for web-grazing and email" and "decent Unix implementation". Catalina seems to be aimed at "fixing" that issue.

Chicago: Why I just grin like a dork... It's my kind of Bork

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Re: wood fired

Careful, you might get some pushback from the sort who take fuel (and by implication cooking temperature profile) very seriously. There is one restaurant in San Francisco that segments their menu that way. No, the choices do not include propane or styrene (side effect of a clueless roommate's reheating strategy), but do include coal-fired. I don't _think_ they included more specific choices, but I'd tend to go with the anthracite, not bituminous.

My credentials? 1/2 Italian, but that half was from the north, so we tended toward Focaccia.

More "crust" than "topping", but bread is a main food group, right?

Beer rating app reveals homes and identities of spies and military bods, warns Bellingcat

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Not using social media at all

I (dimly) recall when a certain U.S. State mandated that nobody be allowed to block caller-id, with the exception of undercover police officers. I hope that idea went away, along with the idea of slapping a Police Lot parking sticker on Crockett's Ferrari Daytona replica.

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Re: Able Seaman Jones masquerading

Been there, done that. I suspect that corp VP still has no idea how he got on so many mailing lists for Porn (on VHS, it was a while ago)

ALGOL 60 at 60: The greatest computer language you've never used and grandaddy of the programming family tree

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The problem with any code that one inherits is that the "options" were exercised by the original programmer (or the boss's nephew who "improved" the code). They can only be changed by the current maintainer when the ramifications are completely understood. Good luck with that.

I have written very little Algol 60, but it was the subject of a compiler class, early 1970, and the experience of implementing Call-by-name left me with some useful techniques, and some scars.

As for crap-code from compilers, a friend and I implemented a "code cleaner" for the assembly language output of a then considered very good C compiler, known for producing fast code. Sometimes not so fast, and I'm not sure it was a good trade-off against _correct_ code.

Micros~1? ClippyZilla? BSOD Bob? There can be only one winner. Or maybe two

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Bob's your _what_?

I'm surprised no mention was made of Bob's mom, Melinda.

Now there's nothing stopping the PATRIOT Act allowing the FBI to slurp web-browsing histories without a warrant

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Re: VPN?

It doesn't matter what _I_ find horrific. In the U.S. today, if some plod thinks you _might_ have viewed either (based on "your" VPN provider using your computer as an exit node for someone else), you are in for a world of hurt. I chose those examples because they frequently come up in court cases.

In some cases, viewing Disney I.P. is sufficient to at least make your life suck for a while, and that is the purported _point_ (per the article, I have no direct knowledge) of this process.


1) I have no idea if the accusations in the article are true, although in this day and age they are plausible.

2) The offensiveness of any content is determined by the legal system, as the owner of the computer involved almost certainly was unaware it was ever viewed, let alone view it themselves.

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I am usually dubious about anything on Medium, but you might want to do a web search for

NordVPN Disney

Among the folks singing the praises of being able to avoid the geoblocks is a disturbing Medium article about how they might be able to do this by using your computer as an exit node (if you live in a non-blocked area), without your consent or knowledge.

Again, I do _NOT_ endorse this position. I have no idea of its veracity. It does raise some questions. And it just might be more serious to have someone browsing kiddie porn or Jihadist beheading videos than Little Mermaid.

Sky Broadband is not the UK's cheapest, growls ad watchdog

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Re: You get what you paid for.

This is one of those phrases like "I could care less" that seems to have been trimmed a bit from its original formulation: "You never get _more_ than you paid for".

It is entirely possible (likely) that you will get less, no matter how much you paid.

(Cue the wag with the "I'm glad I don't get all the government I pay for")

Don't trust deep-learning algos to touch up medical scans: Boffins warn 'highly unstable' tech leads to bad diagnoses

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Re: Falls nicely into the area that computers and maths will remain bad at...


I also have a concern that if AI did indeed get good enough, we effectively stop training the medical staff that teach and validate the AI results.



It's not you, it's Slack: Chat app falls down – and at such a very convenient moment

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Re: Enter the matrix @Robert

Looking back a little further, one recalls the time when a well-connected person needed to have accounts with a whole zoo of email providers, Compuserve, Tymshare, AOL, Prodigy (just kidding) etc. to be reachable for ones friends/clients. This, in turn, was an echo of when competing telephone companies made companies with much custom have multiple phones from multiple companies, for similar reasons.

(A boon for the pigeons, at least, in the days of open-wire overhead) .

We seem to oscillate between having to deal with a dozen incompetent providers and being pillaged by a smaller group of corrupt ones.

California’s privacy warriors are back – and this time they want to take their fight all the way to the ballot box

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One of the most corrupt?

Seriously? Have you _met_ the world? CA has had its ups and downs, but the very existence of the voter referendum has put _something_ of a leash on the inherent tendencies of the average career politician.

Not that it matters, because whatever CA does will be nullified by "improved" federal legislation overriding it. Written by some ALEC equivalent and passed by a legislature well ahead of CA in the race for "most corrupt".

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Re: Secret Ballot?

For some definition of "Secret" that includes "but of course your spouse, boss, union shop-steward, local sheriff, and standing committees of whatever party gerrymandered and voter-suppressed their way into office last time will all have a look-in".

The secret ballot (as opposed to, say ,sending one state's touch-screen results through a processing center owned by a major contributor to one party, in another state) is nearly dead in the U.S.

When one state was recently forced to allow in-person voting (if they refused to postpone the election), they closed all but (IIRC) 5 polling stations out of over 100 in a city likely to vote "the wrong way".

Remember, It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes.

GoDaddy hack: Miscreant goes AWOL with 28,000 users' SSH login creds after vandalizing server-side file

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Domain roach-motel

One _can_ get a domain registered to (and hosted on, the folly of youth) GoDaddy out, but it takes work and perseverance. What I _can't_ apparently do is get them to acknowledge that I haven't had any business relationship with them for years, so bugging me with "Your account is suspended because the credit card we have on file has expired" emails is at best pointless.

Note the recent story in ElReg about shenanigans in Colombia, where Neustar is reported to be selling (or attempting to sell) their registry business, including .biz, .nyc, and .us to GoDaddy.

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Re: Worked there a few times

@AC -- You are Leopold von Sacher-Masoch and I claim my prize.

Sweet TCAS! We can make airliners go up-diddly-up whenever we want, say infosec researchers

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Look out the window?

How's that work under IFR?

The Great British anti-5G fruitcake Bakeoff: Group hugs, no guns, and David Icke

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Re: Haircuts

You think you haven't gotten a haircut? Check your retirement account.

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Re: 5 vs 7 feet

It's just that Her tail hasn't grown fully back yet.

As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother

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Re: Western terminology


--- In addition the "unlucky 13", the Chinese (Taiwanese, Indonesians, some San Franciscans, etc.) have an aversion to the number 4 ---

What part of my comment made you believe I was unaware of unlucky 4?

In any case, the cultural blindness to "missing floors" can be used to advantage.

In the case of the aforementioned hotel, there was indeed a 4th floor, but it was a "service floor" with environmental gear, laundry, and kitchens conveniently placed above the public areas and meeting rooms and below the guest rooms. The service elevators did have access to it.

Not sure how much to lean on the veracity of "Get Smart", but there was an episode where the main office of KAOS (main opponent of Smart's group CONTROL) was on the 13th floor of an office building.

Something of a Purloined Letter writ large.

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Connector Gender

IBM 360 I/O cables have what are called "Hermaphroditic" (occasionally as "Serpentine", for another word with various controversial connotations).

Meanwhile, as I believe I have mentioned in the past, a friend realized the source of "Male" and "Female" in connector terminology while in the middle of a "basic electronics for aspiring hams" talk he was giving to a group of young-teen seminarians for a missionary order.

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Re: Western terminology

Well, Bret Maverick wore a black hat, More Picaresque than "villain", IMHO. Like many White Hats.

Note also some cultures have White as the color of death, rather than Black. Even the words that suggest white can be somewhat taboo. A young friend described a local grocer as "So old-school they don't have an Aisle 4" (I was amused that an elevator in San Francisco hotel had neither a 4th or a 13th floor. That's multi-cultural for you.)

Spyware slinger NSO to Facebook: Pretty funny you're suing us in California when we have no US presence and use no American IT services...

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defined almost entirely by what it does not say.

Reminds me of a certain software company that clearly stated it did not own or use any DEC mainframes. Indeed, it had "sold" the machines to a recently organized contractor and outsourced the tasks they had been doing to said contractor. Oddly, the contractor was located in a building formerly occupied by said software company and staffed by very-recently-ex employees of that company.

Meanwhile, NSO's stance of "We just make the tools, no idea what they are used for" reminds me of "Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down. That's not my department..."

Browse mode: We're not goofing off on the Sidebar of Shame and online shopping sites, says UK's Ministry of Defence

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And here I was assuming it was an aggregator for Main Stream Media, clearly owned by George Soros and his ilk, and staffed by the usual suspects.

Prank warning: You do know your smart speaker's paired with Spotify over the internet, don't you?

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418 I'm a teapot

Subject says it all.

OK, (semi-) real content.

I recall a magazine article from the 1950s on how to implement "warm the house up until I can stand to get out of bed" that involved a coal-fired furnace, banked just right before retiring, and an old-school spring-wound alarm clock. When the alarm sounded, a string wound around the alarm winding key tugged on a "trigger" that allowed a weight to open the damper. As far as I could tell, this was dead serious.

Android 11 Developer Preview 3 allows your mobe to become a router via USB Ethernet – if you can get a decent signal

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Re: Hasn't it been able to do this for ages?

My recollection of various methods of tethering over the years was that although the manufacturers often provided it, some (most?) carriers (e.g. Verizon) would disable it (Serial/USB/Bluetooth DUN, even back to 1xRTT GPRS) or charge for an entire extra data plan for using WiFi.

Is that not a thing in the civilized world?

Royal Navy nuclear submarine captain rapped for letting crew throw shoreside BBQ party

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Re: Optics

-- No good will come from pandering to the uninformed. --

Pandering to the uniformed is a time-honored path to a cushy gig as President /Emperor for Life. Until someone notices the loophole in the retirement plan.

Or did you mean "No good will come to the _rest_ of the population"?

The Adobe Flash Farewell Tour 2020: LibreOffice to axe export support for .SWF in version 7

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Only a decade of so ago

I ran into a fellow with a plan to convert TUTOR (PLATO) content to Flash, just after Job's pronouncement. I didn't have the heart to tell him.

OTOH, if he did it within a short timeframe, maybe the world got a few good years out of the effort.

You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up

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Formal wear?

I first imagined folks checking in to the video conference in white tie, or at least Tuxedos (Yes, the ladies too, where have you been?)

Of course I was also amused by imagining the market for tops exceeding that for bottoms. Have the B&D clubs disappeared?

Lastly, we (in engineering) used to call the ties worn by the MIS guys as their EBCDIC Flag. (yes, some time ago...)

IBM Watson GPU cloud cluster Brexits from London to Frankfurt – because GDPR

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Re: Checkpoint/restart

Recall doing that on a machine that was old (built in 1956 or so) at the time (1971 or so) with long-running FORTRAN jobs. Yeah, checkpoint to cards was a PITA, but it beat restarting from scratch.

I imagine technology has advanced a bit since then (despite examples in recent memory :-)

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

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how your average person expects the software to work

I once had the privilege of working with a fellow who had a talent for doing "the unusual". Got used to running new code past him, and trying to stifle my urge to ask "Why did you do _that_?", because if one person felt a particular action "made sense", then there may be more, and maybe I should consider not "What I expect them to do", but "What they might do"

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

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Re: Enter Assembler

Not on the coding pad, but a fresh-out-of-school friend admitted, when applying for a job nominally involving PL/1 and COBOL, to experience in BAL (360 assembly). Got stuck for five years as the maintainer of those little snippets of library code that made the system actually work.

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You'll be using Intercal then. (newer versions also include COME FROM, which is a good introduction to why exceptions might not be the best "first resort".

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Re: IT looks more and more like a Goldberg contraption...

_Way_ too few moving pieces (if you don't look too hard within GNUCobol or Emscripten).

Anyway, don't you mean Heath Robinson? Glance up to the URL bar (if you still have one) and note the .co.uk

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Re: Legacy

What if Auntie's house came with a few Shoggoths in the cellar?

You're a botnet, you've got a zero-day, so where do you go? After fiber, because that's where the bandwidth is

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Re: Faithed based networking

" I submit to you: That which _is_, is possible"

My reply long ago to a junior engineer staring at a scope trace and exclaiming "That's impossible!"

(Yeah, complete with a very bad Jeremy Brett imitation)

Bad news: So much of your personal data has been hacked that lesson manuals on how to use it are the latest hot property

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Like Amazon and eBay?

So, fake reviews, laundered seller IDs, dodgy return policy, commingled inventory...

And don't forget "track you relentlessly" (so you can later be approached with a "I know what you did last night" message).

Quantum computing heats up down under as researchers reckon they know how to cut costs and improve stability

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Re: Wake me up...

No Volkswagen (or other vehicle) manufactured today is even remotely likely to start and run in 2173 (or 2073). It's antique 27G IPV6 network will be unable to contact modern servers to get permission to transport the scruffy meatsack that hopped in. Sure, it will have a DNA sample from what you thought was an errant seatcushion spring, but the Java application that translates it to do the "criminal/deadbeat/voter-wannabe" check will be _way_ behind the current libraries.

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able to keep my glass of Scotch chilled?

More like "keep my tea (luke) warm". Like most computers, the total quantum computer (or smartphone, or watch, or "magic no-touch payment machine") system will be sourcing heat, not sinking it. Bringing order into one part of the multiverse involves bringing disorder into another. Rust Never Sleeps.

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Re: Colour

When starting a new job I was impressed by their rules for stuff like audible alarms and indicator colours. What a "Woke" company that paid attention to users needs. Then I found out one of the founders was CVD.

Stuck inside with time on your hands? The US govt would like to remind you it's paying $5m for Nork hacking scalps

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Modus Operandi

" ... conducted extortion campaigns ... by compromising an entity’s network and threatening to shut it down unless the entity pays a ransom"

Sounds like Comcast to me.

ICANN's founding CEO and chair accuse biz of abandoning principles in push for billion-dollar .org sale

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Re: Incredibly shady...

"When you're a star, they let you. You can do anything"

Don't assume that the rich and connected are bound by the same laws as you.

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Re: It's now We The Corporations

IANAL, but IIRC, the "corporations are humans for the purpose of benefits normally reserved for flesh and blood, but cannot be jailed or executed" stance is a pile of interpretations tracing back to a "note" added by a clerk to a 19th-century decision. It survives because it serves its masters well.

April 2020 and – rest assured – your Windows PC can still be pwned by something so innocuous as an unruly font

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Re: Better to be an outlier?

OTOH, some mischief makers concentrate on computers and software made by a company known to be favored by folks with more money than the average bear. A company that lately seems hell-bent on achieving parity with MSFT in the "how much damage can we do with an update" contest.

Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...'

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Re: a known issue for years?

@John Brown


Isn't that as much of an Apple issue as a a car issue? Do iPhones routinely connect to any random Bluetooth device without asking permission or is that a setting you have changed yourself?


Almost certainly at least partially an Apple issue. There was no reason for me to faff with BT settings, as I do not enable BT at all. Then again, I also try my best to disable iCloud, but Apple gets more clever about stealth re-enables with every "upgrade". I will say that the Apple computers (i.e. MacOS rather than iOS) have some of the same annoying iCloud behavior, but so far have paired with BT mice and keyboards only as and when explicitly directed to do so. Of course, "Tomorrow is another day"

It is the whole ecosystem of cars, phones, appliances, dustbins, dog-collars etc. that gets me wondering if Douglas Adams was a time traveller.



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