Posts by Fred 1

Collar the lot of us! The biometric delusion

Creepy

My stepson works in cafe nero. Recently he was telling me that in order to serve alcohol he has to ID anyone who looks under 25, which was previously 21. Obviously there is no attempt in progress to drum up demand for useless ID cards.

Brazilian TV ad: Save water, piss in the shower

Fancy a nice golden shower

Even though I am a complete green ecofreak, I still find this idea wildly impractical.

The fact is I am also a smelly hippy/computer geek, and there is absolutely no way that i could hold my bladder for the six months between showers.

MoD Minister: This is the last generation of manned fighters

Robopilots

I say Sq1ffy, I don't quite understand your binary.

High Court shields database state from blame

@AC

Not to worry Mr. Tuttle (or was it Buttle, not that we care).

We have traced back to your ip address and figured out who you are anyway.

One of our operatives will be calling shortly regarding your use of the T word.

Intel appeals billion euro fine

Weasels

Commissioner I'd like you to check on this evidence you appear to have overlooked.

Here, in this unmarked brown paper envelope.

About the only way I can see them wriggling out of this one.

Police headcams burst into flames

Apologies to Arthur Brown

I am the plod of hellfire, and I bring you FIRE, I want you to burn

Please don't eat your horse, EU asks owners

Sorry your honour

It all started when I swallowed this fly...

Catholic social club ousts coven of witches

Burn Em

At least they have a candidate for their next Wicker Man celebration. >;>