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Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

james 68

Re: "when many phones still had removable batteries"

I just miss having a phone that doesn't bend every time I sit down with it in a pocket (front or back). Can't keep it in the shirt pocket because I'm constantly lifting large objects often with pointy metal protuberances to chest height and that kills screens at a right rapid pace.

Chinese memory ban would cut off RAMpocalypse relief

james 68

Re: "undermine Western memory makers"

I guess someone made the challenge "Tell us you own shares in these companies*, without telling us you own shares in these companies".

And these two fools jumped right in.

* Add your South Korean memory makers names of choice here.

Wonderful how Dems and reps are loathe to be seen working together on anything, no matter how simple, which might benefit the American people, but they can openly band together to protect foreign companies.

Four years into Ukraine invasion, Russia turns influence-ops back to US and Europe

james 68

Re: Is AI really helping?

"AI is a bullshit generator. This is excellent for a cyber criminal, but not actually important to the business of most corporations."

Have you ever met someone from HR or marketing? Perhaps a consultant? Anyone from management even? Biggest bullshit generators you're ever likely to meet, which is probably why they're scared of AI taking their jobs.

james 68

Re: Is AI really helping?

Incentive.

The russian crooks want to make money, as a tool, AI can help them do that.

The workers in the corporations are using it because they've been told to, and perhaps worry that if it works well it'll take their jobs. Being shit at AI (or at least making the AI seem shitty) helps them keep their job and the money that job supplies.

Humanity trashed Earth orbit – next stop the Moon

james 68
Thumb Up

Re: dumping grounds where material can be deposited, collected, and recycled

A space hulk, you are advocating for the production of a space hulk. They never end well. Next you'll want a supreme being to become emperor and be sat on a golden throne.

AWS rolls the dice for faster, more efficient networking

james 68

Re: Hardware Not Needed

This is exactly what went through my mind when I read "a mix of deterministic and randomized cabling."

Swiftly followed by traumatic flashbacks. Makes me glad that I got out of cable monkeying when I did.

Uncle Sam considers buying a seat on the Titanic

james 68

Re: Trump on the Titanic

I hope those cc's are "copious carafes" or "colossal capacity" because 10 cubic centimeters ain't gonna cut it.

james 68

ho hum

When other countries do this kinda thing the republicans in the US of A scream SOCIALISM!!! GATEWAY TO COMMUNISM!!!!BURN THE HERETIC!!! But when Trump does it it's ....fine?

Pope Leo warns AI boom can give Big Tech and the people who run it too much power

james 68
Terminator

what a world we live in.

Where a dude in a frock wearing a funny hat, whos job is to parse the meanings of an invisible being, can speak more sense than the tech bros about their own subject.

Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors

james 68

Re: VPN?

Latency springs to mind, though if the choice is security or waiting a few fractions of a second for data I would choose the latency, large scale providers may see things differently. Add to that the VPN itself must run on some brand of presumably compromised silicon and I guess the point may be moot.

Yes, local LLMs are ready to ease the compute strain

james 68

Re: mark my words

Many a true word is spoken in jest, but yes, that about covers it.

james 68

mark my words

If local LLMs become so abundant that the large providers notice a dip in their profits, they will find a way to charge you for tokens to run queries on your own hardware.

Classic ASCII game NetHack debuts version 5.0 just 11 years after last major release

james 68

Wasn't there even a browser version at one point?

I remember playing it many moons ago on pc may have been in the 386.or 486 era, but I am pretty sure I also played it in a browser at some long past moment.Or do I need to start taking dementia tests?

Edit: I can hold off on the dementia tests for a little while yet... https://dos.zone/nethack-1992/

Don't think it has been updated to the latest version yet however.

NASA Inspector fears new spacesuits won’t be ready for Moon landing

james 68

Re: spacesuits won’t be ready for Moon landing

I'd imagine that there are many and that they are rightfully ticked off. Looking at the rest of the Trump administration I'd say that the whole mess was likely created by political appointees arranging a grift and giving the engineers the cold shoulder.

Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley

james 68

Re: Impressive but meh

And now that the truth has come out, it's somehow even worse. It's just prettifying a 2d frame using a best guess and not even using any of the 3d data or materials data from the game engine.

https://videocardz.com/newz/nvidia-confirms-dlss-5-uses-a-2d-frame-plus-motion-vectors-as-input

james 68

Re: Impressive but meh

The fact that it takes 2 of those top end £3,000 cards to generate what seems to be a still image doesn't bode well for gamers, bodes well for Nvidia shareholders though.

60 years since humanity first touched the surface of another planet

james 68

Re: Wrong title

Indeed, not sure if it was a genuine grammatical mistake or rage bait to get people to click on the story.

Five Eyes warn: Patch your Cisco SD-WAN or risk root takeover

james 68

Re: Completely new and unexplored vector

The "American regime" doesn't need it. Cisco are well known for building in backdoors for various US 3 letter agencies.

US appears open to reversing some China tech bans

james 68

Re: monster wolf

"The 20cm robot will be remotely operable." I'm willing to bet that your dog has bigger shits than that. My friggin corgi is bigger.

james 68

Re: monster wolf

Bit daft making it look and sound like a medium sized dog though, as bears here are known for stalking and attacking pets. A fair few bear attacks have occurred when people are walking their dog and the bear goes after the pet with the owner essentially 'getting in the way'.

james 68

monster wolf

Monster Wolf has always been marketed here in Japan as a means of scaring off wild boar and deer from rice paddys and orchards. First time I've heard of it as being for scaring off bears...

Future of UK's multibillion Ajax armored vehicle program looks shaky

james 68

If you know, you know.

The guy in charge is literally a Rupert.

Nuff said.

Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book

james 68

My Japanese stepdaughter can do that with every Disney movie - in English or Japanese. She is a serious Disney otaku. Watching them repeatedly in both languages is how she learned English (Japanese schools suck at teaching it). Don't tell the mouse though, little shit would probably sue.

Roomba maker iRobot gets cleaned out in Chapter 11

james 68

When you can buy an equivalent of their "high end" model for 1/4 of the price, of course they're gonna lose the robo-rat race. The days of them being the only purveyors in the game are long gone but they still believe they can (over)charge a premium for nothing that can't be bought elsewhere for a fraction of the price.

Dyson are the same, and will likely follow suit.

GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance

james 68

Re: Data Sovereignty

In Oz the SBS is the naval equivalent of the more well known SAS and the Australian military partake in both alongside their British counterparts.

Clarification on a comment not a comment on the story.

Trump's gold-plated smartphone can't seem to decide which design to copy

james 68

genius of the "stable" variety

A phone custom designed to fit the values of the octogenarian in your life who insists on wearing leopard print spandex paired with crocs and a cowboy hat.

UK-based self-driving car startup Wayve heads to Japan for more driving data

james 68

Re: Why Japan?

You would get an unpleasant surprise trying to drive here if you think that Japan has fewer rule breakers on the road.

In the central areas of large cities? Sure. But outside of those heavily policed areas traffic "laws" are viewed as amusing suggestions.

Signalgate chats vanish from CIA chief phone

james 68

Re: "CIA Director"

You missed: supplying weapons and explosives to a known terrorist organisation (IRA) for use against an allied nation (UK).

Badass Russian techie outsmarts FSB, flees Putinland all while being tracked with spyware

james 68

Re: "Always keep a second passport"

@Pascal Monett

"I would venture that, in every country that delivers passports, having a second one is against the law.

Of course, in democratic, civilized countries, you most likely don't need one unless you are a foreign agent (aka spy) or a hardened criminal."

That's a load of old bollocks.

I have both a UK passport and an Irish passport, possession of both is perfectly legal (even in Japan where I currently live, where Japanese citizens cannot possess more than one passport) and their possession by myself doesn't make me a spy nor a hardened criminal. Possession of both simply offers me more options when traveling, for example I can use the Irish passport to quickly pass both myself and my Japanese family through customs in Europe and the UK passport for the same in any commonwealth countries.

Your statement is either profoundly ignorant based solely upon bad 60's Hollywood movies or pathetically poor trolling.

Japan's wooden cube-shaped satellite rockets to space

james 68

That was my thought too.

Then I considered ionisation, a metal structure would provide a path for the charge accumulated by ionising radiation whereas wood would act as an insulator? I ain't a rocket scientist so that's just a best guess.

Japanese vid-sharing site Niconico needs rebuild after cyberattack

james 68

might want to change that.

Gonna assume you mean ebten (e-commerce site) as opposed to ebiten (relatively famous shrimp tempura chain).

A Chinese crypto farm next to a nuclear missile base? Not on my watch, says Biden

james 68

Re: Says Biden?

Covfefe much?

Texan construction workers put a rocket up Team SpaceX over 'unpaid bills'

james 68

This opinion will not be liked.

When will people realise that he's the Trump of the tech world?

He buys companies, slaps his name above the door, claims he invented/innovated the product and cashes in on gullible investors. All while stiffing contractors for the bills whilst spouting barely cognizant bullshit on the internet to rile up his supporters and distract from his grifting.

Sound familiar?

Musk 'texts' Nadella about Windows 11's demands for a Microsoft account

james 68

Re: Great last line

If you get a spare moment, read the lyrics for Babylon Zoo's "Spaceman".

All will become clear.

james 68

Re: Great last line

Every time I see him erupt the song "Spaceman" by Babylon zoo plays in my mind with the spaceman lyric changed to "Space Chad".

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

james 68

Re: sort of on topic...

Coningsby, Aberporth and Bruggen. Would have been early to late 80's.

james 68

Re: Emergency stop?

They did, around the lens of the camera were several stiff wires sticking out at various angles attached to switches, when one of the wires touched an object the camera would stop and it would count as a crash on the "flight" log.

james 68

Re: sort of on topic...

If anyone is interested here's a video about this old style setup for training Harrier pilots - youtube.com/watch?v=p1pKtmJGS8o

Never played with the Harrier version, but the Phantom and Jaguar versions were fun.

james 68

sort of on topic...

The first several times I got to play in an RAF flight simulator it had the pneumatic (hydraulic?) Cockpit, both fixed wing and Heli cockpits were available,but the interior view was provided by a tiny camera on an arm that moved throughout a rather large physical scale model of the Welsh mountains. I was given to believe that the army also had a not dissimilar setup for tank training.

Swarms of laser-flown bots visiting a planet light years away – and more NASA-funded projects revealed

james 68

Re: A couple of issues to be sorted?

That rather depends on how far away from the target systems star they start braking.

james 68

Re: A couple of issues to be sorted?

They could, but that would increase the total trip duration by many years.

james 68

Re: A couple of issues to be sorted?

@AlanSH

"How do they slow down?"

They would slow down using the stellar wind generated by the target systems star.

Maverick Mars chopper has survived way past its warranty – now it's time for a sequel

james 68
Coat

Re: lighter landing gear could be used...

Robots aren't alive, and having never been alive cannot be dead.

Can we therefore say that Mars is populated by the undead?

Lenovo sues Asus for patent infringement, seeks US ZenBook ban

james 68

Munich being in Germany would suggest that the European patent office rubber stamped these ones.

But it is much the same, you pay the fee - you get the patent, they don't bother much with checking for prior art so long as you can supply the cash.

We're getting that fry-day feeling... US Army gets hold of drone-cooking microwave rig

james 68

Re: Soled

Microwaves are a specific range of frequencies, it's right there in the name. Note that the emitter is microwave only, not longwave, shortwave, millimeter wave etc. other frequencies can pass through materials which block or reflect those microwave frequencies. Which is why the microwave oven analogy is not specious. GPS, cellular and many other wireless coms will happily keep working inside a microwave blocking layer or box. Now as to your actual specious suggestion, why don't you turn on your microwave at full power and place your phone right up next to any of the surfaces, you'll notice how the phone is perfectly safe and unaffected. Almost as if those microwave frequencies can by easily blocked. And yet a phone will still get signal inside a closed microwave oven.

Egads, what foul sorcery could this be? The magical mysterious microwaves have been defeated. Oh noes!

james 68

Re: Soled

Not really.

You ever stand right in front of your microwave while you wait impatiently for your food to heat?

You ever do that and have your face right at the door watching the food?

You ever wonder why you don't get cooked and your eyeballs don't pop?

But you can see through the microwave door right? the metallic screen behind the glass has all those little holes after all.

Now, lets propose an experiment. Put your mobile phone in your microwave, and get a buddy to call you.

That fancy little box that blocks microwave leakage won't stop your mobile from ringing, why? It's the frequencies.

You can even take your microwave outside, load up GPStest and watch it run through the closed door, the signals will be attenuated but it will still connect to enough sats for a location.

Hell you could even leave the top of the drone uncovered and only wrap the sides and bottom - the weapon is directional and unless they mount it on a plane it will never be looking down on a drone.

A faraday cage is unnecessary when the microwaves aren't coming from every direction, they only need to be reflected away from the electronics and that doesn't require a sealed cage just a material which can reflect those particular frequencies covering the directions from which the "beam" could possibly strike.

james 68

Re: Soled

You seem confused about what exactly a drone is.

A drone is a vehicle which can be controlled remotely and may or may not have autonomous functions.

You stated rotors, plural, inferring a quadcopter design, most of the drones used in conflict tend to be of the typical airplane design due to the fact that it is much more efficient for both range and loitering.

Regardless, either design could easily have the BODY wrapped in a tinfoil layer, note that I have used caps this time since apparantly that flew right over your head first time around, there would be zero need to cover the propeller or rotors in tinfoil.as if the drone is relying on electric motors (doubtful) the foil would only need to reach the motor casing. If the drone is using a gas engine (probable, because increased range and flying time) then the foil covering would only need to extend to and cover the bulkhead to which the engine is attached.

Pinholes in the foil layer which would allow wiring through for the aerial, camera etc would be functionally sealed by said wires filling the aperture.

Sure, any exposed camera would get borked, but that's not going to stop an explosive suicide drone from completing its mission by GPS.

james 68

Re: Soled

Pretty much what I was thinking.

Has it been tested against a drone that has had its body wrapped in a layer of tinfoil? If not, they might want to start this kind of test sharpish. Preferably before so much money changes hands that they're stuck with another boondoggle.

Chap blew up critical equipment on his first day – but it wasn't his volt

james 68

... because Japan.

Come to Japan where depending on where you live in the country you'll be supplied with power of a different frequency, Eastern Japan has one frequency and Western Japan has another, both are nominally 110 volts, plugs are the same for both areas. Whilst 90% of equipment doesn't really care and will work regardless the other 10% will have all kinds of issues from intermittent faults to releasing the magic smoke.

And sods law requires that the one item you really need to work is the one that'll crap it's guts out.

Bombshell biography: Fearing nuclear war, Musk blocked Starlink to stymie Ukraine attack on Russia

james 68

Re: So Musk has blood on his hands

And yet the ratio of smouldering Russian tanks compared to smouldering Western tanks completely disproves your argument.

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