* Posts by Neil 44

154 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2009


New research aims to analyze how widespread COBOL is

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Re: it lives!

To be fair to MicroFocus' Cobol, it could be configured at compile/run time to support a number of different dialects - in some of which the syntax of verbs were different!

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The first 3 lines and the last were all optional!

Twenty years on, command-line virus scanner ClamAV puts out version 1

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Re: It's on VirusTotal

There's a whole world of "experimental" signature sets for ClamAV - some of which VirusTotal may be using

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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The Baldric trajectory of intelligence...

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There has been research on missing teaspoons...



AI detects 20,000 hidden taxable swimming pools in France, netting €10m

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Solar pool cover

You can get solar blankets for pools that are black (they are usually blue...) - that ought to fool the AI!

Fibre broadband uptake in UK lags behind OECD countries

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Re: It's all about cost

Do you pay a "line rental" on top of that?

My FTTP is £26 in total all in with Vodafone with a static IP and a landline number....

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Re: It's of no interest to me.

We have noticed it when we have been trying to have 2x Zoom/Teams/Skype/Webex/... calls at the same time for work/volunteering/etc. My wife has spent A LOT of time on Teams calls for work in the last 2 years

Up to now I've had to schedule round her meetings or participate on Zoom by phoning in (stopping my phone using WiFi). A single video-capable call uses 0.4 - 0.7Mbs upload and that's all we had and even then it wasn't very reliable.

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5G is unlikely to ever reach rural areas!

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Emergency phone connections....

Something that has come up locally is the inability of FTTP to support an emergency phone in the event of a power cut...

The area in question is in a valley and doesn't get mobile coverage (on any network) reliably - so that isn't a reliable alternative.

There are stories that "someone" - don't know if it is the fibre provider or the phone service provider - has to provide a battery-backed solution (that's assuming that the fibre hasn't broken as well!), but I've not seen any evidence of it...

(I admit our new ONT and router are both plugged into a UPS which will keep them running for a few hours!)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-59564480 has reported the issue in the North East with Storm Arwen

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Re: Doh!

We have an "XO" phone line, so no fibre to the cabinet as the exchange is about a mile away - but we have just had FTTP installed by OpenReach : so much better than 6Mbs/0.5Mbs!

Only problem has been keeping our 25-year old phone number (Vodafone sales got it wrong and suggested getting a new number then porting the old to the line when its all working - which technically they can't manage to do) - but changing numbers will drop all the spam calls about our solar panels, insulation, domestic appliance insurance etc (not to mention unexpected internet activity being flagged up!)

I started the project for the 42 premises involved in October 2020. We had the relevant number signed up by the end of Jan 2021 with vouchers issued. OpenReach came and strung the fibre between the poles and dug up the drives of the 3 houses that were fed underground by direct buried cables (including mine!) and a section of the verge to connect up a couple of poles that were again fed by direct-buried feeder... Just after Christmas they were pretty much finished (give or take one rotten pole that still hasn't been replaced - so the people off that pole still can't order!) and we could order. Order placed and installed and working on 20Jan2022.

Not sure how the grant situation will play out as I'm pretty sure there were 2x voucher holders served by the "still not working" pole. It does have the fibre distribution hubs tied to the bottom of it, so at least when they replace the pole, it'll all be installed and good to go

Nobody cares about DAB radio – so let's force it onto smart speakers, suggests UK govt review

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Re: Dab is dead

Thumbs up for the iRiver H320 - Rockboxed?

(I think the CF disk replacement in mine has fallen out of its carrier - must get around to taking it apart and fixing it!)

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Re: UKGov Nonsense as usual

Along with Caroline, North Sea International you mean? Or do you mean BBC Radio London?

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No RDS equivalent on DAB(+)

The think they missed completely on DAB is an equivalent for RDS - which is particularly useful in cars with its TA feature to switch you to a local station for Traffic News.

DAB radios in cars pretend to have this, but they are using the FM tuner to listen for it... So, no FM, no TAs

Hacking the computer with wirewraps and soldering irons: Just fix the issues as they come up, right?

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The Interdata machines (later Perkin Elmer Data Systems, then Concurrent Computer Corp) came with a quite capable real-time operating system called OS/32 (there was an OS/16, but I don't think the 7/32s could run it). Various people used it for its "real time" attributes.

The assembler was very similar to IBM's BAL (it was called CAL!)

Much of the operating system was actually written in C...

Edition VII Unix got ported to the 8/32 range (from what I remember!) then System 5 to the later models.

Wire wrapping was routing the interrupt lines round the expansion boards you had installed in the right order (Racu-Tacu - not sure of the spelling but it's how it sounded!)

At one time I ended up working on a "peephole optimiser" to optimise the output of the C compiler (which was very much "template" so had lots of repeated/wasted instructions!) - it made a BIG difference and ensured I was proficient in CAL (the optimiser was written in CAL too!)

Boston Dynamics spends months training its Atlas robots to perform one minute of parkour almost perfectly

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Ninja Warrior (America/UK/Australia)?

Maybe they need to enter it for Ninja Warrior in one of the countries?

eg https://www.nbc.com/american-ninja-warrior

European Commission redacts AstraZeneca vaccine contract – but forgets to wipe the bookmarks tab

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Re: To what do I owe this pleasure?

I believe that, if you read the Oxford trial Patient Information Sheets (that are out there on their website), you'll see that "faecal samples" may also be requested for people on their trial testing positive too.

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

I believe that the Sanofi - Glaxo vaccine trial has been aborted because it didn't work well enough. (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/sanofi-gsk-covid-vaccine-trials-b1769865.html)

Its also going to get more difficult to run large scale trials now that vaccines are being licensed: if there is a licensed vaccine in a country, it is unethical to give 1/2 your trial participants "not a vaccine" (beit placebo or another vaccine - eg the meningitis vaccine the Oxford team used in the UK arms of the trial)

Certainly growing and producing the Oxford/AZ vaccine isn't "simple" as it requires growing cells that have complex requirements (you can find out about the process by looking at the various publications on the ChAdOx vector that have been published over the years). It probably isn't something all of the "traditional" vaccine makers have the environment to do . BUT the places that CAN make it are getting better at it. The Serum Institute of India are also working on it ) and are the biggest maker of vaccines in the world - they are focusing on India to start with (https://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/health/serum-institute-of-india-to-focus-on-supplying-covid-19-vaccine-to-india-first/article33163262.ece)

Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious

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Re: Windows XP is still around in many places.

All this "modern" stuff...

I sometimes have to do (usually electrical or mechanical) fixes on a pair of industrial washing machines (each about the size of a small bedroom!).

One runs Windows 95 and the other Windows 98.

They are not connected to a network and the OS / application is on an SSD...

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Line printers were the most fun!

You could play tunes on them.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu4SxJqU9I4

As the world descends into madness, it's good to see some things never change: Monthly Android patches

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Re: Wish I could update


PS Don't try to install the "Stock" Gapps, go for "Full" if you get a choice (or less if you don't need/want some of the Google apps...) - you don't need the Pixel launcher and it probably won't work!

Mainframe madness as the snowflakes take control – and the on-duty operator hasn't a clue how to stop the blizzard

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Re: Xerox mainframe

There was an SDS (Scientific Data Systems) "mini" in Imperial College Computing labs in the late 1970s. Tried to get it to work, but it wouldn't boot properly and we couldn't figure out which bit of hardware was broken...

Analogue radio given 10-year stay of execution as the UK U-turns on DAB digital future

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Re: Radio 4 LW?

The successor to Teleswitch is, of course, 2G Phone services - lots of "Smart" meters only work on 2G. Came across a problem with one we were using in a trial in eastern Brighton - where they'd redeployed all the 2G facilities in the local cells to 4G and there were no 2G signals at all.

No surprise: Britain ditches central database model for virus contact-tracing apps in favour of Apple-Google API

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Re: If it has cost £108M that is more than the vaccine development program!

Yes. And IF it doesn't work (which I really hope it does!), AZ are proceeding at risk and won't get paid by anyone else. No government money goes to them...

They have also said they will sell it "at cost" for the duration of the pandemic - they're gambling that they are going to make their money when the pandemic is over and people need a booster ever 1,2,5,... years (it isn't known how long the antibodies will last yet, obviously, for a new vaccine!).

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If it has cost £108M that is more than the vaccine development program!

... which is completely ridiculous for a (relatively) small software project...

(The government has given the Oxford vaccine group £20M to do the trials - OK Astrazenica are putting some money in now for the later phases particularly outside the UK and ramping up the production trials but still nowhere near another £88M)

Surprise surprise! Hostile states are hacking coronavirus vaccine research, warn UK and USA intelligence

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Re: We're talking medical research, not nuclear launch codes.

>> If ChAdOx1 works, AstraZeneca have stated they'll produce it at cost.


AFTER the epidemic they can make money (though I suspect they'll still have to pay a license fee as they won't own it)

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: yes, yes...

Try Open-Shell / Open-Shell-Menu (Was ClassicShell) for a start interface without tiles...

SanDisk's iXpand Wireless Charger is the unholy lovechild of a Qi mat and a flash drive

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More than one phone?

Will it back up more than one phone?

If you have more than one compatible phone in the house, can it back them up separately?

July is here – and so are the latest Android security fixes. Plenty of critical updates for all

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Re: If only

No security patches on 8.1 on Nexus 5x since December - so not that wonderful...

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

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Re: Not so smart!

A number of years ago I had a tangential involvement with the communication to smart meters....

One scenario the were looking at was the control of a second output from the meter that could be turned off remotely. The idea being that a house could have non-critical circuits connected to that output so that they could be turned off for a short period to cover for spikes in demand (the "make a cuppa in the ad-break in Corrie" scenario). The sort of things that might be connected to that output would be the immersion or other forms of heating where you wouldn't miss it for the duration of an ad-break...

The idea was a discounted tariff if you used the 2nd output as you would be "load shedding" when required.

Not having a smart meter, I don't know if these second terminals have been implemented!

US and UK Amazon workers get a wage hike – maybe they'll go to the movies, by themselves

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Living wage?


says "A salary of £51,200 is needed to "afford" to rent a one-bed London home."

A story of M, a failed retailer: We'll give you a clue – it rhymes with Charlie Chaplin

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Re: Ironic, isn't it?

I thought Maplin always had a store in Westcliffe-on-sea in addition to the mail order - they certainly did by about 1977 when I used to go there...

Fork it! Google fined €4.34bn over Android, has 90 days to behave

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Re: Choice on Apple?

Having done a little research, it looks like:


You can change default search engine

You can change default browser (and the defaults for most other types of content)

Yes, you may have the google apps installed, but you're not forced to use them.


You can change the default search engine

You CANNOT change the default browser - you can open things in other browsers from Safari, but not you have to initially use Safari to view pages

Apple are one of the largest single manufacturers of phones - shouldn't it be a level playing field?

If manufacturers of phones that use Android don't want to use Google Search / Chrome / ... its pretty simple to configure the phone not to use them by default (unless its in their contract to use them - I've never seen the contract!)

Obviously, all the Android-using phones that are in the supply chain (really anything after design!) won't be compliant with the EU ruling - and many non-Google phones will never get a software upgrade to fix the situation even if Google / Android release it...

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Choice on Apple?

Not ever having owned one, do you get a choice of browser / search engine / .... at first use time on Apple devices?

Are they next in EU's sights? I suspect they should be...

Crunch time: Maplin in talks to sell the business

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Re: It's done

Used to find an excuse to walk round to Maplin in Westcliffe in the late 70s when visiting my girlfriend's (now wife!) mother... Was always an interesting place to wander around...

Cirkit used to be at the end of the road I lived in in Acton (or was it Ambit at the time?). There's a Cirkit multimeter on the table next to me at the moment!

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

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I'll just leave this here...


for those that remember Gerald


Well done, UK.gov. You hit superfast broadband target (by handing almost the entire project to BT)

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Re: Exchange-only lines?

@Joel 1

Trouble is that at over a mile from the exchange, VDSL(as used from the cabinet to the house) will be slower than regular ADSL2+ - so we'd be no better off than are at the moment....

It does work if you're close to the exchange though, I agree

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Exchange-only lines?

I don't know how many lines are "exchange only" (XO) but AFAIK there are no plans for anything faster than regular broadband for these (we get a tardy 6Mbs...)

We don't have anything BT Openreach recognise as a cabinet (it seems our concrete pillar doesn't count...) so its a bit more than a mile to the exchange.

This situation exists everywhere - town and country alike - and there's still no plan that will actually work...

A million UK homes still get crappy broadband speeds, groans Ofcom

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People are managing it...

... as Gigaclear are in many rural areas round here (just not ours, that is stuck with BT!)

Why BT can't even manage to get a decent solution to their "Exchange only" lines that are more the 1/2 mile from the exchange is also beyond me (and the solution of "putting a cabinet in the exchange" won;t work as ADSL2 gives better performance than VDSL over the distance)..

I'd love to get faster than 6Mbs...

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

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Re: Over reliance on Windows...

But they are Open Source - or is it Open Destination?

Credit insurance tightens for geek shack Maplin Electronics

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Re: You cant have it both ways

I'm pretty sure Maplin always had one retail store - in Westcliffe-on-sea in Essex.. (Just around the corner from where my Mother-in-law lived - so an excuse to visit ...)

You may not have noticed, but 'superfast' broadband is available to 94% of Blighty

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Exchange Only (XO) lines are completely forgotten

We're about 1 mile from the exchange (as the cables run) and are serviced by a "Pillar" (an octagonal concrete thing that contains all the telephone interconnects for the village - apparently they are quite rare nowadays).

Openreach deem us to be "Exchange Only" - so we get 6Mbs at best and no prospect of fibre. They talk about "putting a cabinet at the exchange" - but at a mile away, VDSL wouldn't give any better speed than ADSL2+ does so that's pointless.. They need a better solution!

Maybe if they connected one of the fibres that goes through the underground cabinet to a box on the surface connected to our pillar... But that's just a dream

I'm sure we're not alone on XO lines and I'd like to know if any of the much touted government money is going to actually help us - though I doubt it as I expect its already been trousered...

Patch your Android, peeps, it has up to 14 nasty flaws to flog

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Why? The Oreo images are out there on the Google servers for your use...

Nexus Root Kit will flash them for you (you don't have to be rooted - it'll just flash the factory images) - though you do have to download the file yourself. I'll flash in "no wipe" mode.

Microsoft totters from time machine clutching Windows 10 Workstation

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AMD Operton?

Just out of curiosity, what's an AMD Operton ???

Did you mean AMD Opteron?

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

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Encrypted container on cloud storage?

Store your data in an encrypted (VeraCrypt) container and stuff that onto the cloud storage...

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

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Nice to see an attempt at referencing Adventure's "YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE" with "maze of twisting passages all seemingly alike" - so close...

Phew! Chrome to warn when you watch insecure smut

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Letsencrypt availability

One of the best ways to encourage the use of HTTPS would be for hosting companies to permit the use of cost-effective (i.e. free - like Letsencrypt!) certificates rather than (like 123-reg do) insisting customers purchase certificates from them at a premium prices.

At least some virtual hosting environments (like BlueOnyx) are encouraging the use of free but full featured certificates and manage them automatically

Yee-hacked! Fired Texan sysadmin goes rogue, trashes boot business

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A new word for the Texans...

... BACKUP !!!

What he did resulted in something similar to a disaster recovery - wouldn't they have been in the same boat if there had been a fire / flood / lightening strike / tornado / rogue lot of steers .... ?

Ofcom pressuring BT to slash wholesale prices for superfast broadband

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Re: When can I pay less for a data only line?

Or use an IP phone? Common in the US of A...