* Posts by Fred 3

15 posts • joined 16 Jun 2009

Vatican mulls God particle, calls for appointment of antichrist

Fred 3

"Hell has been scientifically proven not to exist, by the laws of thermodynamics.

Brilliant !!!!!!! Thank you DavCrav !!!! :D

UK has enough sheep shearers, needs more coders

Fred 3

No title mwahahahahaha :P

I work for a software house in edinburgh (real industry, not banking btw)... we're in dire need of c++ coders with pengiun preferences...

note: i dont code, I break stuff in the field!

Intel boss searches planet for post-Nokia MeeGo spouse

Fred 3


No ones mentioned BB yea :P

Lincs authority lets schools decide on Pagan lessons

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that is all...

*all forms of organised religion....

UK nuke station denies Stuxnet shutdown

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@ Charlie,

Liking your website and articles!! Thank you.

BT blamed for Davina McCall spamcalls

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the a9 is lethal man.. trust me, i used to drive a BT van up and down the a9 for years...

Fujitsu strike is off

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Typo in the 1st sentence...

that is all...

Sh*t the bed, it's Comment of the Week

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So say we all....

Brit robo-sub dives to 3.5 miles on seabed volcano quest

Fred 3

Titles are useless

The British battery-powered bottom probe at work...

The British battery-powered bottom probe? Oh aye!!!!!

Cobain band mates denounce dead rocker's Guitar Hero gig

Fred 3
Jobs Horns

Title goes here, aparently!

Im saddened to hear about this... Kurt Cobain was a great inspiration to me.

Shame to the record labels!!!! hope they go bust and leave music to the people that appreciate and love the stuff!!!!!!

IT Crowd writer defends NHS

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NWO... Its coming.

Any one know anything about this? seems to me that everyone is wasting their political energy arguing about what the propoganda machines want us to think, instead of opening our eyes to see whats really going on!!!

Its coming...

Blaster anniversary recalls network worm heyday

Fred 3
Gates Halo

@ By Havin_it Posted Thursday 13th August 2009 11:48 GMT

You actually used caps for zone alarm? wow... and trust it? wow again...

(Never mind the use of caps for m$..... im in shock)

X-51 ordinary-fuel scramjet to fly in December

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lol El Reg cos...

that link article about the nazi doodlebug thingy has the bestest EVER description of DARPA:

and I quote El Reg:

The Vulcan programme, regular readers will not be surprised to note, comes to us courtesy of DARPA - the Pentagon's intellectual game reserve where crazy applecart-bothering boffins can roam wild and hairy and free, pooping the rich fertiliser of federal greenbacks on bizarre tech-project seedlings.

/end quote


Faster broadband for free?

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NTE 2000

This is just the front plate for the NTE2000 that BT have been using on ADSL fault call outs... doesnt surprise me that they selling this gimmick.

dont earth the bell wire btw. thatll cause probs.

courtesy of an ex BT engineer...

Reg reader turns 'homo devil machine' on eBayer

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You want me to read all that before jumping to conclusions?????? come on El Reg!!!!!!

yer taking the fun away....


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