* Posts by Bumpy Cat

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Pacific nation prepares to flee rising seas

Bumpy Cat
Happy

Re: Think of it as insurance...

I have home insurance. When a year goes by without my house being burgled, flooded or burnt down, I don't reach for my pitchfork demanding answers.

Establishing links with neighbouring countries, building a self-sustaining presence, and educating your population seem to be worthy things to do, even if you don't have to evacuate your country.

Anonymous smacks Panda in revenge attack

Bumpy Cat
Unhappy

I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that ...

Anon/LulzSec hack into systems and break them - BAD

They release documents that show inner workings of govt, some of which is corrupt - GOOD

They piss off the FBI - BAD (idea)

FBI arrests people who broke things, probably LulzSec - err ... good? I think?

People arrested get abused in prison - BAD

Verdict: everything is BAD and broken forever. Also, it's raining and my coffee is cold.

Stinky alligator drama is App Store's 25 billionth download

Bumpy Cat
Happy

Chunli!?!?

Why oh why couldn't it be Street Fighter instead of a stinky alligator app?

Ethics profs fret over cyborg brains, mind-controlled missiles

Bumpy Cat
Terminator

Re: Err...

But replacing a panicked, sweat-drenched, tired person trying to control a missile with shaking hands (PC World) with a calm, collected, unthreatened remote operator (ESA) strikes me as a good thing ...

Ancient Iceman murder victim was lactose-intolerant, sickly

Bumpy Cat
Happy

Nutrition is nutrition

And nutrition fluid designed for mammal infants will hold a lot of nutrition for other mammals, infant or not, of different species.

Seriously, you can make any foodstuff sound weird:

- eggs? Unfertilized offspring of dinosaur descendents

- cheese? Curdled mammal infant nutrition fluid

- meat? Muscles and organs from mammals

- rice? Fertilized seeds from the dominant species on the planet (by biomass)

The cyber-weapons paradox: 'They're not that dangerous'

Bumpy Cat

Re: More on SCADA

I mostly agree, but my point is that John Random Hacker is not going to know anything about gas turbine fired power stations. A disgruntled insider or an engineer who worked on the systems *would* know enough to do lots of damage, but in that case would they need to hack in?

The pool of people who can usefully hack into systems, SCADA or otherwise, is small. The pool of people who know how to tweak SCADA systems in a bad way is also small. The intersection of these is necessarily even smaller - and (thankfully? hopefully?) the number of those who actually wish to cause harm is even smaller.

Also, a malicious SCADA hacker who knows how to mess up sewage plants probably can't affect traffic lights, or nuclear plants. We're just lucky enough that the intersection of two rare skill sets and malicious intent is pretty small.

Bumpy Cat

Re: Is SCADA particularly difficult?

I think the key point in not in knowing how to fiddle with a system, but how to meaningfully fiddle with a system. As you say, an expert hacker can penetrate, study and understand a system, but would have to be an expert in sewage systems, traffic lights or nuclear plants to actually do something specific. Shutting down is probably easy to figure out, but closing this or that valve to achieve backflow somewhere is not going to be obvious.

Freedom-crushing govts close to ruling our web, fears FCC boss

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

Re: ITU set up in 1865?

30 seconds on Wikipedia would have answered that for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Telecommunication_Union

Founded in 1865 as the Int. Telegraph Union.

We're! not! a! social! network! yells! Yahoo!

Bumpy Cat
Trollface

Fatwa online? That's pretty convenient!

Dear Mufti,

Do you have an iphone or android app? I'd like to submit a fatwa against my manager, but I don't want to use my desktop here at work.

Kind regards,

Bumpy

Rovio launches Angry Birds into space

Bumpy Cat

Re: Seriously?

Those fun little casual games have ten times the players of bigger games, and can be developed in one tenth the time. There's serious money in there - more than in the big game market.

Squirrelled away: seeds survive 30,000-year winter

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

Re: Re Grays?

Greys (grays) is a unit of absorbed radiation, IIRC one joule of ionizing radiation in one kg of matter.

Bumpy Cat
Devil

The tirade gets old ...

But not older than 6000 years, amiright? ^_______^

Boy died after satnav fault delays ambulance

Bumpy Cat

Yes

Yes, it is too much to expect.

I worked for a little while locating lost/hard-to-find properties for Thames Water. Even with an address and a description of the property, it's frequently very hard to find an actual place. If you look at how many addresses are within 8 minutes driving (at blue-lights speed) you'd be surprised - and I'm pretty sure you'd never learn every single address.

Brit student locked up for Facebook source code hack

Bumpy Cat
FAIL

Proxies

People never learn ... proxy several times or don't try at all.

You gotta fight for your right ... to net neutrality

Bumpy Cat
Thumb Up

Shareholders should hold the power

It seems that a lot of corporations now do their utmost to shut the shareholders out of any decision-making. The corps want the money but don't want to actually be accountable (might interfere with the executive compensation committee, you know). Good work from the SEC!

Shuttleworth remixes Ubuntu... for biz users

Bumpy Cat

RHEL hasn't taken off?

I thought RH was pretty dominant in the business Linux field. Certainly commercial Linux software seems to come mostly in rpms.

N Korea mobile phone subscribers top 1 million

Bumpy Cat
Happy

Out driving in the Korean countryside:

Me (not Korean): "That shop has a sign with a picture of a dog. Is it a pet shop?"

Wife (Korean): " ... No."

Fotoshop by Adobé: The miracle beauty treatment

Bumpy Cat
Meh

Prettier before

In that ad, I think the flushed, freckled girl on the left is prettier than the plasticised one on the right. Anyone else?

French court lays le smackdown on Google Maps

Bumpy Cat
WTF?

... What?

They're being fined for providing a free product?

Did Microsoft get fined for providing IE free? Will the Catholic church be fined for providing free counselling?

Sounds like French protectionism to me ...

Why I'd pay Apple more to give iPad factory workers a break

Bumpy Cat
Unhappy

Chinese workers can't unionize

For both the reasons you mention. There is an official union, which is just a branch of the ruling communist party and is just another instrument of state repression. And if workers actually try to unionize independently, then they'll be sacked and hired thugs from the companies in question would beat them up and throw them out of the company-provided housing.

Bonfire of the brands: ICANN's top-level domain selloff

Bumpy Cat
Devil

Lawyer clueless about real world

News at 11.

Actually, a merger between McDonnell-Douglas and McDonalds would be quite funny. Just imagine the advertising possibilities on the side of an Apache or C17!

American search team fails to find women's G-spot

Bumpy Cat
Devil

Turning off then on again

I tried that, but after the third toggle she hit me ...

Windows 8 will show where it likes to be touched

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

As a verb

As a verb, occult simply means to something is hidden by something else. You could even say an eclipse is caused by one celestial body occulting another.

The hidden knowledge thing came about because magical knowledge has to be secret, or people would know it isn't really magic ;)

US killer spy drone controls switch to Linux

Bumpy Cat
Devil

Looks like you may want to revisit your theory there, buddy.

http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2012/01/03/january-2012-web-server-survey.html

65% of major sites run on Linux, as opposed to 15% on Windows - so for big hauls of credit card numbers, Linux is the way to go.

Then again, if you're after desktop PCs for DDoS, you would want to aim at the ubiquitous and poorly-secured ...

Apple CEO Tim Cook has a massive package

Bumpy Cat
Devil

It's the Register, techfan

That's why we read the Register!

Cops cuff rectal shoplifter

Bumpy Cat
Trollface

Well,

It was the right colour for a Zune when extracted ....

US lawmakers claim Huawei sold censor tech to Iran

Bumpy Cat

How much influence?

Given that this is a Chinese company selling to Iran, how much can the US Congress really affect the matter? Getting partially or fully shut out of the US market would hurt Huawei, but that seems to be happening anyway. What else can the US threaten Huawei with?

Iran spy drone GPS hijack boasts: Rubbish, say experts

Bumpy Cat
FAIL

Sure the CIA wrote it ...

... but don't you support womens right in Afghan anyway? Or is it the case that, because supporting womens rights means supporting NATO operations in Afghan, the correct attitude is "sod the women"?

This is unfortunately the case with a lot of the Stop the War lot ... NATO is inherently bad, so anyone who opposes them is naturally good, so yay Taliban!

Saudi prince opens wallet, buys $300m slice of Twitter

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Black Helicopters

Yes, I couldn't help thinking.

What are the chances of some Spring-type rising assisted by social media in Saudi Arabia, but a few strong words from Saudi investors mean that the protesters are kept off Twitter (or even sold out by Twitter).

Farmville maker Zynga raises $1bn for IPO

Bumpy Cat
Meh

The new face of gaming ... and I don't like it

This is a good place to put your money (unfortunately).

Zynga is really going to determine the future of gaming, based on sheer weight of numbers. When you can develop spend a year developing a complex game for 20 million hardcore gamers, or spend a month developing a simple game for 500 million casual gamers - which would you choose? Which do you think is going to determine how games are developed? There's quite a good take on it here:

http://insertcredit.com/2011/09/22/who-killed-videogames-a-ghost-story/

Carrier IQ meets feds 'to educate them'

Bumpy Cat
FAIL

Where there's smoke ...

Carrier IQ's initial reaction - to sue the researcher - is the most damning response possible. If they had simply called him up and given their fluffy diagnostic-tool answer in the first place, none of this would have happened. It's this response more than anything else that makes me suspicious.

Why are Android anti-virus firms so slow to react on Carrier IQ?

Bumpy Cat
Stop

... What?

SIM-free I can agree with, but Carrier IQ was on iphone as well. How is a proprietary OS any better when it was clearly found on both Android and IOS?

Oedipal shower romp wins crap sex award

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

Bit unfair to Murakami

That particular sex scene in 1Q84 was between a possessed dude and some sort of spirit half-person. It's not supposed to be normal sex!

Row over Korean election DDoS attack heats up

Bumpy Cat
Holmes

Apparently not

Park Won-Soon won the election. He's an independent outsider, with a lot of support from the young (20s-30s) demographic. The GNP is the big incumbent party, and it's one of their staffers accused in this case (and possibly acting on orders from higher up).

College sticks cloud into geothermal igloo data centre

Bumpy Cat
Go

Worthy cause

This addresses two issues that bother me:

- the constant fleecing of gov money by large corporations

- the incompetent/uncaring result of outsourcing function to said large corporations. As a university sysadmin, you can bet I'll work like a dog to fix a problem - it's my system! For some of our partners, they'll do the bare minimum to fix something, and more worryingly our policy ends up being dictated by them.

Educational systems are better run by people who work at the institution, because we have a much better view of how systems should work, and how they tie in to the rest of the institution.

Will Mars rover Curiosity be the last of its nuclear kind?

Bumpy Cat
Facepalm

Wind turbines are quite big

And it would be very expensive to fly someone out to Mars to install one.

Oh wait, you were serious? Well, I'm sure you can point out a wind-powered car with a full science suite and frickin' lasers - we'll base it on that.

Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

Bumpy Cat
Happy

Nude figures?

Playmobil certainly has changed since I were a lad ...

Breaking news: Man lands on Moon!

Bumpy Cat
Devil

GOATS

The best and funniest example is the "Man forced to marry goat" story - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm - which is five years old but bounces into the BBC's most read list every few months.

Spanish firemen grapple naked stairs sex Brit

Bumpy Cat

Fall then stop ...

Possibly she fell down one level, and then her leg was caught on the bannister of the level below. As others have said, a Playmobil reconstruction would aid us in visualising the events ...

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

Bumpy Cat
FAIL

@Sean Baggaley 1

You failed one of the basic tests of arguing on the internet: whataboutery. You had the gall to complain about someone talking about copyright while "CHILDREN ARE FUCKING DYING OF HUNGER" ... then you went on to write a 900 word rant about copyright.

UK cops: 'We thwarted Royal Wedding web attack plot'

Bumpy Cat
Happy

"Teasered the toadler"?

I don't know if you meant to type that, but it's pretty good. Toadler is very accurate!

Politicians call for Modern Warfare 3 censure

Bumpy Cat
WTF?

Jeremy Corbyn?!

He's one to talk! He has no trouble supporting terrorism:

http://hurryupharry.org/2011/10/28/friends-of-raed-salah-labour-mps/

UK Border Force chief walks in passport checks row

Bumpy Cat
FAIL

Someone's lying

There should be a clear paper trail of instructions from the Home Secretary all the way down to Bob the passport guy. This would clearly pinpoint who made the call (and maybe why) and firings could follow.

If the paper trail doesn't exist, then firings can start even earlier! Whoever failed to clearly instruct their subordinates is obviously not fit for role. And if this was a case of government policy by soundbite, then it's the Home Sec who should leave.

Also, "these policies have been around since 2008/2009"?! Does that mean various nutbags have been getting in unhindered for years?

Secret US 'Jedi' ghost-copters kept out of bin Laden raid

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

150 - 240 km

Jallalabad to Abbottabad is about 150 km, Kabul is about 240 km. An hours flight or less in most helicopters.

Plain old Blackhawks or the standard SF Pave Hawks would probably have done the job just as well - go for the slightly better variant because it has better radar/night vision and the specialist pilots are trained on that.

The US special forces have a choice of three different types of Blackhawk alone, while the UK special forces air assets consist of an old Lynx painted black. :(

New plastic telescope ammo machine gun is light as a rifle

Bumpy Cat
Facepalm

The irony, it burns

The US dictated both the 7.62 and the 5.56 rounds to NATO, the first in the 50s and the second in the 60s/70s. "Us Europeans", especially the British, were very keen on the old .280 round, which both in tactics and ballistics is quite close to ... the 6.5 Grendel.

So you've just re-invented something that we developed 50 years ago, and are ranting at us for adopting something that you forced us to adopt. I guess it's true - Americans don't understand irony.

Bumpy Cat
Headmaster

Almost ...

The FN MAG is an older gun, dating back to the 1950s and used by almost everyone. This was taken into service as the GPMG by the UK many years ago. Eventually the US saw the light and ditched the M60 in favour of the FN MAG, which they called the M240.

The FN Minimi dates to the 70s. It was adopted by the US in the early 80s, and only taken into service by the UK in the last few years, as a UOR (Urgent Operational Requirement) for Iraq/Afghanistan.

Nude lady recreates Star Wars tauntaun scene in dead horse

Bumpy Cat
Boffin

RE: Too late

IIRC, some of Napoleon's soldiers did the same on the Retreat from Moscow.

US rocketeer thunders to 121,000ft

Bumpy Cat
Angel

It's a universal constant

People will die at the hands of other human beings. But it will be quite hard to conceal a ballistic missile launch, or to deny a role in it, and so the perpetrators will go to jail for a very long time. If they're stupid enough to launch from a different country, then they can expect airstrikes or a ballistic missile in response.

So we have to rely on the innate goodness and self-preservation of humans. It's the same reason we don't have (too many) incidents of people driving cars at high speed into crowds.

Samsung sets back smartphone launch for Steve J

Bumpy Cat
Devil

Mostly Apple-initiated

Given that most of the court cases have been launched by Apple to attack Samsung, I'm sure Samsung would very gladly "call off" all the court cases.

Google breaks South African embargo on Dalai Lama

Bumpy Cat
Facepalm

Stupid lying spokestwat

That's what I can't bear - the outright lie in front of the cameras. Would any other Nobel prizewinner have to fight the standard seffrican bureaucracy for a visa?

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