* Posts by John 62

1038 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Jun 2009

Alcatel Lucent axes 5,000 staff, takes right shoeing from rivals

John 62

surprised Alcatel Lucent has lasted this long

When I used to work at Nortel, when they showed the disastrous results every quarter, they also showed the results for our competitors. At the time I remember Alcatel Lucent was doing similar numbers to Nortel

The Higgs boson search continues ... into ANOTHER dimension

John 62

Re: If you knew SUSY like I know SUSY...

I'm reading flatland at the minute. Just got to the bit where the square explains to his grandson the relation between mathematics and geometry for 2D and the grandson asks if anything can be raised to the third. And I've seen Marcus De Sotoy's TV programme twice now where he tries to explain the hypercube in the Grande Arche in Paris, but I'm still not quite getting it.

Star Trek app warps into TiVo space

John 62

To be fair I got the remastered Monkey Island and the original graphics are totally crap.

However, I upvoted you because I have seen the updated Star Trek FX and they're totally crap. Completely lost the feel of the original.

When I was a child I cheered when the first special edition Star Wars came out, because when you are a child you think newer is always better. Now, as an adult I think Lucas should just have left it alone. Cleaning up the film reels is one thing, swapping all the cool models for shiny CG is unnecessary.

Atari turns 40: Pong, Pac-Man and a $500 gamble

John 62
Trollface

Re: The Curse Of Bladerunner

Or Nokia in Tron: Legacy :D

NASA counts down to nuclear tank invasion of Mars

John 62

Re: Computers are good for this:

Seven!

NASA sniffs water ice on Moon – maybe

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we have a winner

you sir, have won the internets!

America's X-37B top-secret spaceplane returns to Earth

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Re: Used to be a NASA project

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance! (Shane Long might put up a bit of a fight, too)

Voyager ticks one box for interstellar arrival

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Re: Hmm...

We'll get a message from Avery Brooks claiming to be from the Prophets. Nurse Ratchet will claim to be the high priestess, but Gul Dukat will seduce her to bring the Pagh Wraiths to earth.

Skype launches in-call ads

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Microsoft driving users to Apple

Facetime.

Google's Hangouts would be good if they were a bit easier to set up.

People-powered Olympic shopping mall: A sign of utter tech illiteracy

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Re: @TWB - For once

"Mrs Thatcher, worked in food science after leaving uni I understand. Yet in power she hated science and technology. I was working in one of the engineering industries that she sent to the wall." [citation needed]

And the worst film NEVER made is...

John 62
Headmaster

The C Programming Language

If it was like those Open University Maths lectures from the 70s the BBC2 used to show it might be quite a good film, probably better than PHP for Dummies.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

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Antique?

Count me as another one wondering why this is in the Antique Code Show. I haven't played RtCW, but I played the original Wolfenstein on a demo PC in a shop as a teenager.

3D TV fails to excite, gesture UIs to flop: analyst

John 62

Re: Aspect Ratio

Granted, most sane TV broadcasters do get aspect ratios right (though sports seem to get it wrong more often for some reason), but sadly my cheap upscaling DVD player won't make the TV automatically switch for my Seinfeld DVDs for the 16:9 stuff and the episodes themselves which are 4:3.

Resistance is futile? Memristor RAM now cheap as chips

John 62
Windows

dropped the wafer?

Is it just me or does it look like that wafer used be be one be circle?

Review: Raspberry Pi

John 62

Re: Memory constraints

Probably most hobbyist programmers and schoolchildren won't know what to do with all the memory available (except maybe when they manage to get 3D going that needs large maps and textures), but when you start throwing significant javascript around on a webpage with some images, that's when things really start to get hairy.

And don't forget that while there's certainly a lot of bloat in many software packages, a lot of modern ones actually do significant stuff that needs lots of RAM.

SpaceX Dragon, first private ship to the ISS, launched successfully

John 62

Re: ATV & Dragon

Probably because it's not just a bolt-on module and would require significant time and money to get right. I'm sure they are working on auto-docking, but when they have the arm on the station, it's best to get the 'basic' bit of just flying up to the station right. This launch is actually putting things ahead of schedule. SpaceX was planning to perform a test flight of a Dragon up to the ISS, but not dock with it, but that flight was cancelled. If they can match orbit and be docked, even manually, it will be a significant achievement.

Shoreditch's sparkle smokescreen leaves BBC journo 'tech-struck'

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Cotswolds

Some fantastic place names in the Cotswolds. Anyone for Lower Slaughter? It's really nice this time of year.

Does Britain really need a space port?

John 62
Headmaster

French Guiana

Is actually part of France (in terms of administration, not geography, obviously).

Stanford boffins create light-powered artificial retina

John 62

I fail to see the usefulness

You need goggles, which I presume are powered. Aren't there already systems don't need goggles and merely use a magnetically held battery behind the ear to induce power?

Spy under your car bonnet 'worth billions by 2016'

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Facepalm

Re: inside/outside

Uh, overtaking on the outside sounds rather dangerous for the UK.

Drive on the near-side and overtake on towards the off-side.

Hyundai Veloster coupé

John 62
FAIL

looks

I would prefer the i30/Cee'd for looks over this.

How to simulate a light armoured vehicle

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Facepalm

APAC

I think I just figured out that it stands for Asia-Pacific

Dinosaur flatulence may have warmed Earth

John 62

CO squared?

Is CO squared a new mathechemical?

Samsung Galaxy S III: A Swiss army knife of wireless tech

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hd video sharing without infringing copyright

so you've just recorded some video of your mate faceplanting off his skateboard and you want to share it with your other mates. Oh noes! the video is 100MB! That will take months to share wirelessly! But hurrah and huzzah! You and your friend each have a Samsung Galaxy S III with high-speed ad-hoc networking. A bonk together and you can share the vid in seconds.

Why embossed credit cards are here to stay

John 62

Re: Please, use a different colour!

the paint wears off anyway

Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT 'BOLLOCKS'

John 62

bottom left screenshot

of the XL-1 program looks pretty cool. reminds me of the demo scene and the Winamp visualiser scene

Basic instinct: how we used to code

John 62

whitespace?

Has HP-BASIC been updated to allow whitespace? I used to have to look at the odd bit of HT-BASIC (HP-BASIC clone used by my previous employer). The whole environment was just weird, but they were using it in a test suite hooked up to fragile, doddery old GPIB equipment up until at least 2005.

Ubuntu 12.04 LTS: Like it or not, this Linux grows on you

John 62

Re: Shame, really

reminds me of the X Files episodes where Mulder would look over the shoulder of an FBI image analysis bod who would clack away at the keyboard, without using a mouse, while Mulder told him where to enhance.

3.2 billion pixel sky-watcher a step closer

John 62

mirror size?

article says 8.4 metre primary mirror, but the picture has a man standing beside the scope. 8.4 feet?

Megaupload case near collapse: report

John 62

Re: @Indies

Macs have the same copy protection as Windows PCs

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

John 62

Re: How about "Judge Dredd"?

By that metric, Ang Lee's Hulk is worse.

Judge Dredd was very bad. Though they gave themselves a bit of a mountain to climb by having Dredd helmet-less for so long.

Anyway, to be honest I'm not a huge fan, and have only read the Blockmania collection, but that was rather superb and I'd love to see a film of it.

Windows 8 diet exposes Microsoft's weak ARM

John 62

Re: I actually know why they chose the name RT

Well, NT was for New Technology, i.e. the stuff Dave Cutler introduced to Microsoft after his work on VMS. Also, if you increment all the letters in VMS, you get WNT.

Chrysler used the designation R/T for Rapid Transit.

Compulsory coding in schools: The new Nerd Tourism

John 62

Compulsory coding is wrong

Children should be introduced to the popular tools of computing (throughout the stack, from apps to presentational all the way down to logic gates) just like they should be introduced to music, literature, art, craft and design.

You don't teach all children all the intricacies of music theory from the start, but you give them a recorder/keyboard and get them to play a scale and a couple of simple tunes, or a guitar and a couple of chord shapes, or a couple of drums. Let the interested ones flourish and try to support them as they learn and then the ones who have no interest can try something else.

For computing, what needs to change is the CGSE curriculum, which was pretty dumbed down when I breezing through the course and it has got worse since.

Microsoft to bake Windows 8 in three flavours

John 62

Re: Hmm...

The best thing about Windows XP? It had a better Windows 2000 theme than Windows 2000 :)

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

John 62

Star Trek Generations?

And I'm a huge TNG fan

(actually my vote is for that Turkish film Man Who Saved The World, that ripped of Star Wars footage, though I did manage to watch it all, just not in one sitting)

John 62

Re: US remakes

yeah, I thought Vanilla Sky was quite well made. Probably wouldn't watch it again, though as the ending was too badly handled for my tastes.

John 62

Re: Death Race 2000

I'm torn over the Jason Statham remake. It was absolutely terrible on so many levels, but as a dark version of Mario Kart, that had LOVEJOY!! in it, it was almost watchable.

John 62

Re: The Quest

That was awful, but the producers must have thought they could do a better Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat movie, but couldn't get the license. I thought the tournament part of the movie wasn't too bad.

Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

John 62

Turkish Star Wars?

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam

Mega squid use HUMONGOUS eyes to spot ravenous sperm whales

John 62
Joke

Re: Oort Cloud Cephalopods

awesome explanation!

Peugeot 3008 HYbrid4

John 62

Re: Metric would be welcomed.

I would prefer km per litre.

John 62
Facepalm

Re: What took them so long.

I think you're mixing up Peugeot and Renault

SUNKEN LINER Titanic iceberg riddle answer FOUND ON MOON

John 62

lifeboats

apparently no-one had enough lifeboats because, especially in the transatlantic crossing, everyone assumed there was so much traffic that lifeboats would only be used to ferry passengers from a stricken ship onto nearby ships.

Deutsche Telekom shatters data-transfer speed record

John 62
Boffin

obligatory Andrew S Tanenbaum quote

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down der autobahn

LulzSec SMACKDOWN: Leader Sabu turned by feds last summer

John 62

Re: Err...

and/or hispanic

Metro breakdown! Windows 8 UI is little gain for lots of pain

John 62

full-screen Metro: No real change for many

The big change most users will see will be the start screen and the removal of the task bar. Many people will only notice that their new apps look nice and big and bold. Why? because very many users only run full-screen windows.

John 62

ejecting

As soon as you start dragging a removable volume (CD/USB storage/.dmg) the trash can (not recycle bin!) turns into an eject button.

Future car tech

John 62

platoon?

I know platoon has the same etymology as peloton, but I think peloton would evoke a better image for everyone than Sgt Bilko's motely crew.

Warp drives are PLANET KILLERS, Sydney Uni students find

John 62

Re: Star Trek solution

Yeah, but humans hadn't developed deflectors in Star Trek: Enterprise (22nd century). They had barely got hull plating and were zipping around at warp 5.

Toy Story: Mystic Met needs swanky new kit, swoon MPs

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Facepalm

ah, the Met Office!

I was wondering what the other Met, the Metropolitan Police, had to with weather forecasting.