Posts by Darren 4

Volkswagen unveils Yorkshire-friendly e-car

E-Up

Is that some bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale in the 3+1 Diagram??

Troll blockers take Microsoft SGI patents

Trimming the Fat?

Sound as though Microsoft are trimming the fat to me. Albeit they could have learned what they wanted and found better ways to do/approach things as a result, so the patent is now deadwood. Which in this climate no one wants...

Microsoft pulls Windows 7 balloons from Euro 'launch parties'

The Nanny State

Obviously balloons are banned here in the nanny state unless a HSE can attend to assess the danger...

PS3 phone out next month

Which OS?

What "OS" is it running? Even Sony don't seem to know...

Mitsubishi iMiEV five-door e-car

Fun to drive?

Do you have to do a dot-to-dot to start the engine?!

British boffin named first ever 'doctor of texting'

She must be book!

I'm glad to see that in these tight times, my taxes are being put to good use. What the HELL sort of Doctorate it that;

"Yes I'd like the job of head on Linguistics please... my qualifications, well I have this Doctorate in Texting... W-Why are you laughing??"

This is how I forsee every job interview she will ever take. Almost as pathetic as the First degree is stand-up comedy last week. SHE WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!!!

Blade Runner tops sci-fi movie poll

Solaris????

What the hell is Solaris doing in there!!!???

Orange declares mobile broadband price war

WTF??

Sorry, I'd eat 500MB in one day, might be cheap, but for hardcore surfers it's not a good package

'Alien' lifeform wakened from 120,000 year Arctic slumber

Possible film franchise for Mr Carpenter... OH!

totally unrelated to the title, I'll order my chest bursting alien now then... Or will this be The Blob all over again ;/