* Posts by Darren 4

9 posts • joined 15 Jun 2009

Volkswagen unveils Yorkshire-friendly e-car

Darren 4


Is that some bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale in the 3+1 Diagram??

Troll blockers take Microsoft SGI patents

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Trimming the Fat?

Sound as though Microsoft are trimming the fat to me. Albeit they could have learned what they wanted and found better ways to do/approach things as a result, so the patent is now deadwood. Which in this climate no one wants...

Microsoft pulls Windows 7 balloons from Euro 'launch parties'

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The Nanny State

Obviously balloons are banned here in the nanny state unless a HSE can attend to assess the danger...

PS3 phone out next month

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Which OS?

What "OS" is it running? Even Sony don't seem to know...

Mitsubishi iMiEV five-door e-car

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Fun to drive?

Do you have to do a dot-to-dot to start the engine?!

British boffin named first ever 'doctor of texting'

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She must be book!

I'm glad to see that in these tight times, my taxes are being put to good use. What the HELL sort of Doctorate it that;

"Yes I'd like the job of head on Linguistics please... my qualifications, well I have this Doctorate in Texting... W-Why are you laughing??"

This is how I forsee every job interview she will ever take. Almost as pathetic as the First degree is stand-up comedy last week. SHE WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!!!

Blade Runner tops sci-fi movie poll

Darren 4


What the hell is Solaris doing in there!!!???

Orange declares mobile broadband price war

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Sorry, I'd eat 500MB in one day, might be cheap, but for hardcore surfers it's not a good package

'Alien' lifeform wakened from 120,000 year Arctic slumber

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Possible film franchise for Mr Carpenter... OH!

totally unrelated to the title, I'll order my chest bursting alien now then... Or will this be The Blob all over again ;/


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