Posts by night shift

Incredible Hulk snared on Street View

its a fish plank

I have no life so I took the liberty of zooming in as close as I could on a 42'' plasma tv and staring at it. The sky rat made off with a fried fish.

wait....

THATS NOT A BIRD!! ITS A SPACE STATION!!!!!!!

I'll be ging now. Mine's the one with the vader helmet embroidered on it

Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

I apologize

I honestly must apologize for my fellow country man's attitude towards the mighty and all powerful El Reg. It must be said that not all of us gun toting hicks view you as the evil source of the future anti-christ.

just the half that dont realize that there is a diferance between england and the UK.

paris for she might be able to shag some sence into poor Tom...unless he thinks that she is a zio-fruitcake and decides to eat her in a way she wouldnt like.

BOFH: Trussssst in me

if only....

i could beat (l)users around the head with a brick my job would be easier. wouldnt have to worry aobut brain damaging them, hell it might make them smarter.

alas BOFH while yes it helps me get through my long hours at work it only makes me long for the ability to do half the things they do to the morons they deal with

BOFH: Stick this

sticks through the phone anyone?

sadly my job as third shi(f)t requires me to deal with (l)users of less than capable abilities....cant find thier arses with a 1:1 map, torch, gps, mirror and supervisor guiding thier hand.... any idead on how on earth i can shove a sick through the phone to beat idiots around the head that are over 100miles away from me?

fire becuse i am about to find the exact location of the next moron who calls and introduce them to a propane blow-torch

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