* Posts by Gangsta

108 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Lone Android dev 'almost brought down T-Mobile'

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

What!

Sorry, What did you say?

You want to bring down T-Mobile's network?

Well...

There's an App For That!

--CEASE AND DESIST ORDER 1ZILLION --

Dear Mr Gangsta

The use of that phrase ("There's an App For That!") is forbidden in the perfect world; but the internet is good enough for me.

Regards, Masterful Leader,

Steve

Jobs savages 7-inch tablet competition

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

Steve

As much as some people hate Steve,

you've got to love him for his arrogance and hilarity.

Add to that to the fact that he is a likeable character - no matter what we really think of him, we can't avoid him, because he is so charismatic

Notorious Anonymous hacktivists launch fresh attacks

Gangsta
Joke

The Title is Required...

NewFags I presume,

the ones stupid enough not to go through Seven Proxies

PARIS unveils impressive box

Gangsta
Paris Hilton

This'll Do

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This

Brazil welcomes Street View with open coffins

Gangsta
Terminator

Help?

What I don't get is that there are multiple cars passing by; pedestrians and Google's Spymobile,

yet nobody stopped to help (or report etc.) the dead person.

(if you pardon my referring to a dead person as an alive person)

I know that Brazil is not like the UK etc. but you would expect anyone to at least care about a dead body on the road (even to get it out of the way)

Anti-virus vendor trio plug website flaws

Gangsta
Dead Vulture

Out Of interest...

has El Reg ever being discovered to have a XSS or generally any security flaws?

There's not much in the way of confidential information here anyway.

Buyer's Guide: Budget Mono Laser Printers

Gangsta
Stop

:( Broken

El Reg - the article is broken - 404 going into first product page.

BIS will name'n'shame Scrooge bosses

Gangsta
Headmaster

4P?

4 Pence per hour...

Surely you must mean 4 Pounds Sterling per hour!

or 4GBP

or £4

-Sorry grammar nazi alert.

(OT: don't you just hate it when people call themselves grammar Nazis but proceed to spell grammar; "grammer"? )

Apple TV stripdown reveals mystery solder pads

Gangsta
Troll

iPad?

If it is a possible future iPad board then does that mean we may see a smaller iPad?

(or has the current iPad got the same size board as this?)

A smaller iPad would be brilliant for Apple - it would encourage more people to buy one ,for sure. (well relying on Price and Spec) - Oh no wait this is Apple.

Oh and El Reg - you seem to have mentioned 8GB Flash RAM - surely that can get a bit confusing?

Nintendo 3DS misses Xmas launch window

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

DS?

Really? When there are iPod Jailbreaks and free iPod games galore on the torrent sites?

Vacuum-wielding thieves siphon €500,000 from store safes

Gangsta
Joke

Henry

I wondered why Henry seems to be throwing money around recently!

Sony PlayStation Move

Gangsta
Heart

@Giles Jones

You are 100% Correct.

I suppose alot of development resources went into this - to get around the various associated patents.

That's probably why Kinect costs so much - it was done years before with EyeToy for PS2 - but patents are how patents are.

Gangsta
Stop

hmmm..

I'm thinking of buying this...

but the cost is a bit of a rip off isn't it?

It's only a camera and blue globe light - plus the bluetooth and controlling chippery.

Bacon thief leaves rasher on door knob

Gangsta
IT Angle

IT Angle?

There's your IT angle.

Apple releases iOS 4.1 into the wild

Gangsta
Jobs Halo

Next Previous Track

Does this mean that the iPod will now support Next / Prev track over AVCRP Bluetooth headsets/speakers.

If so, I shall upgrade straight a jailbreak way, (when a JB is released)

Open source PS3 hack code posted

Gangsta
Boffin

PSP

I've read that this hack has now been ported to the PSP, which means that you will be able to run the exploit on a Hacked PSP (thus requiring no new Hardware purchases or specific USB Flash memory chip hunting).

Obviously it hasn't being released yet and will require your own complilation of the source but it provides oppurtunities for the future.

This exploit should aid finding other exploits for the PS3 and possible obtaining root access and preventing Sony from finding out. This is a very exciting proposition or the Homebrew world.

One of the possible homebrew applications could be an alternative web browser which will run on the PPC arch. - but it will run directly from the XMB.

- I'm Out

Speculation swells as Apple event draws near

Gangsta
Paris Hilton

huh... What?

"Whatever happens, if you have a Mac running Mac OS X 10.6 and Safari, or an iOS 3 iDevice, you'll be able to watch Apple's stream of the event from the link on Apple's website. "

Does this mean that I can only watch if I have one of these devices or am I being an idiot?

Never the less I do have a iOS 3 iDevice but I would prefer to watch on my larger screened laptop.

For the record, I am looking to purchase a new iPod touch to add to my existing collection (1 x 1st Gen 16gb and 1 x 2nd Gen 8GB) - Not A fanboy by any means

Paris - Just in case I am being an Idiot

Twitpic pulls 50 Cent bum burger snap

Gangsta
IT Angle

here we go,,,

Can we imagine a twitter beef between these two?

Now lets stop turning this IT SITE into a Rap Site.

For the record - Get Rich or Die Tryin' is legendary and so is 50.

BBC adopts El Reg units

Gangsta
Welcome

I for one welcome

I for one welcome our new El Reg measuring overlords.

London tenders for speed cameras

Gangsta
Go

Actually,

Having looked at the persons Previous Posts, I agree with the pedant.

Gangsta
FAIL

Intentional?

I think some of the mispellings there are intentional.

Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

Gangsta
Joke

from : steve@apple.com

To, -Sucker- um... User

Your probably setting it wrong, you need to press the roaming switch with your finger about 3 px above the top of the "N" in "ON".

Jeez it's not difficult.

From

the office of your supreme leader...

err... I mean Steve.

Airline ejects passenger for being hungry

Gangsta
FAIL

Uh no

I've just read that thread and can conclude that there is no general consensus.

Some people believe some do not.

They may be correct or wrong.

The Register comment guidelines 2010

Gangsta
WTF?

Comments

Comments on an article about comments.

Commenting on an article about comments with a lot of comments already.

Reading my comment that I commented while commenting on an article about comments with a lot of comments already.

Comments

Comments

Apple greenlights browserless Firefox app for iPhone

Gangsta
Boffin

WebKit

Both of these browsers use Safari's Webkit engine to render pages, thus they are allowed.

Opera Mini does no actual code interpretation or execution on the iDevice itself - it is all done on Opera's Servers , it sends all data as images back to the iDevice.

P2P judge trims student's fine by 90 per cent

Gangsta

I agree 100%

Downloading Music has made me a bigger fan of the artist.

I remember putting in the name of an artist, downloading ...

then I was a huge fan of the artist. That means ; CD Sales; Digital Sales; Ticket Sales and Merchandise sales (not me).

One of my favourite artists said it himself on the radio a few weeks back;

DRAKE: "People downloading my music is fine, they'll come to concerts and buy my CDs"

Drake was famous and well known before he even released an album and signed with a label. Drake made it without the support of any record labels.

Drake was well known because he gave his music way for free on the internet (mixtapes).

If that isn't a picture of what downloading can do for an artist , I don't know what is.

Mine's the one with the MP3s in the pocket.

iPhone consumed by solar 'death ray'

Gangsta
Flame

HAAHAHAHAHAHEPICMEMEZZ!!!!!!111!!

BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE !!!!!

Internet 1 - England goalkeeper 0

Gangsta

Playmobil reconstruction?

There's a playmobil reconstruction... on the guardian?

But not the reg?

Prep the legal department my friends ;)

Oh and a request for a playmobil icon.

Mines the one filled with colourful blocks

Mozilla girds Firefox with 'hang detector'

Gangsta
Heart

OT But...

I respect your rig.

That is all.

Apple bans competing ads from the iPhone

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

Tim Almond 23:49

you know what ;

"I don't quite understand why an "indepdent"[sic] ad provider is different to anyone else from a customer's perspective."

This line sums it up.

An Advertising company owned by an OS/Mobile etc. developer is probably better and more trustworthy for the consumer isn't it? You could trust a huge company with correct procedures with your data but could you trust a new start up?

Lets not forget this, Technically Apple is blocking out all third party ads anyway, because if you want tracking , you have to incorporate iAds (I believe this supports tracking?) and if you care about your users then your not going to bombard them with ads, are you?

So chances are the developers not going to put to lots of advertisements on one application, surely that's not good for users.

If iAd does not support analytics then please ignore this post.

John Lewis JL22LCD HD

Gangsta
Boffin

EPG

EPG looks the same to a F&H (Ebuyer own brand) TV I have. So I'm gonna say Generic China- made television with JL badge and remote.

Well you didn't expect them to research,develop and produce their own product, did you?

Also - just a note to anyone wanting to buy one of these generic TVs; they are fantastic for the price you pay, obviously not all of them, but if you stay frosty...

US iPhone ready to be tied down?

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

Jailbreak location?

@Nanki Poo

I like this game...

EPIC WIN!

Apple patent filing portends Google ad war

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

Jailbreak location?

Yes, your point brought up another interesting point.

An iPhone Jailbreak Exploit location? Members of the community or whatever could easily exploit iDevices with Jailbreak :) or a virus of some sort :( .

Although this depends on whether the phone needs to contact Apple's Servers first (its Apple, so yeah), but it could still be done with a breach in the security system of a restaurant for example(especially if the server is a standard Mac/Windows/Linux Box)

Followers vanish as Twitter tw*ts tweet bug

Gangsta

language

I believe its 12 Year Old child

Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx: A (free) Mactastic experience

Gangsta
WTF?

Can I be the first to say...

WTF with the magic chickens?

Anyway, I'm running the 10.04 LTS, I find it fast and stable. The only problem I had was configuring my WiFi card, "BROADCOM". I had to compile the driver and install it manually via the bash prompt.

While not a problem for me (read the readme) the average computer user, would not know where to start. Obviously an easier way, would to be to connect to the internet by ethernet, then download the pre-compiled version from CANONICAL's server. But both methods would still not be considered obvious for the average user to do. How would they know a precompiled version is available? Alot of the average computer users I know, won't even bother to copy commands from the readme, they'd just call their technical "friend".

What we need to see is, distros shipping with a larger range of drivers. Also hardware manufacturers need to start to produce drivers for Linux. Luckily for me most of my hardware had open source drivers and the ones that didn't had restricted drivers.

The iPad will doom humanity to painful bog-roll horror

Gangsta
Coffee/keyboard

please send keyboard to 229 Main Street...

that is all.

Opera Mini tops the iTunes chart, but can it make any money?

Gangsta
Thumb Up

Good Post

Good post my friend, good post.

That adds alot to think about. Apple scared of the EU; Opera's Survival; Opera within CS and the author omitting the fantastic Symbian OS.

Bravo , Bravo!

Windows Phone 7: free tools, captive Marketplace

Gangsta
Gates Horns

Looking forward to this...

but not anymore.

There I was thinking of an open platform.

There's Windows Phone Series 7(or whatever its ridiculous name is?); iPhone OS and Android out the window. Hmm what about Symbian, oh no wait... there's that ridiculous signing process.

Apple is suing HTC

Gangsta

Presumably...

Presumably its something to do with MultiTouch. I'm sure its Google who pressured HTC to offer that implementation though. (if it is to do with Nexus One)

Quite how HTC infringe on other patents is news to me. (its only really TouchFLO and Hardware.)

Windows Phone 7 Series launched

Gangsta

awesome!

Port to htc Touch diamond? - probably not

Anyway, The interface looks good , but will it be the same powerhouse that Windows Mobile was?

Have Microsoft switched their focus to the consumer? or just business people wanting a nicer looking interface.

The former methinks. We've seen this practice from some vendors already. (HTC for example - Touch series)

iPad forces operators to shave their SIMs

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

However...

This would make it appear "ok" in the eyes of a consumer. If they straight up denied access based on the IMEI connecting to the network then the customer would see that as "greedy". However if there was a different SIM size then they would actually be forced to buy an additional data plan- but they wouldn't think that it was unjustified as having to have seperate plans.

Also they network could know what device you have by checking the IMEI number when the device conncects to the network basestation.

On a side note; we can't have these phones with NOSIM in the UK- that would be horrible (but I think thats CDMA?)

Apple - Just another example of consumer milking

Buffy's heart gets wrong kind of flutter from Google Buzz

Gangsta
WTF?

incoherency

Sorry, What?

:)

iPad Mini/Nano beta-tester: Of course it's real

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

MacBook AIR?

So you mean a Macbook Air with touch support? :D

Oz man coughs to DD-jub job advert outrage

Gangsta
FAIL

Develooper?

Uhh.. What the hell is a develooper?

Santa Fe man demands half a mill for being near iPhone

Gangsta
WTF?

jokers?

http://www.lessemf.com/emf-appl.html

What??

Most of this is simple cheap chinese made tech.

Take for example the dashing alarm clock.

The image shows a cheap typical chinese made clock with a photoshopped (or rather MS painted) low EMF logo.

I think possible these people know how ridiculous these tinfoil hat wearers are, or they actually believe this stuff works.

Or even take the Degaussing coil.

Isn't this contradicting the point?

You may demagnetize a credit card - because we all know that gives off a massive electronic field /sarcasm

/rant end

Secret neo-Nazi documents published

Gangsta
Grenade

more useful

Well Well Well,

Here comes the wave of complaints and Nazi Exposure debates. This could data is more useful than the BNP member list. At least we can actually have proof and reason to destroy the nazi scum

Grenades, Anyone expecting vigilantes?

Googlephone specs uncovered?

Gangsta
FAIL

Next phone?

Will this be my next phone?

or will the network operators have a greedy monopoly; likes with the iPhone and Palm Pre?

iPhone upgrades - a one-way control-freak street

Gangsta
Jobs Horns

Good point from Gile Jones there.

However usually if Sony releases a buggy update, it is generally fixed within a week; however it was a long time before Apple released a patch for the iPhone "coma mode" update.

Another point to make is the ridiculous AppStore approval process. This has been said before but I'll repeat it now. Inconsistent and Slow.

Do the right thing Apple... Open it up.

- - Happy Jailbroken User :)

Google flirts with new-look home page

Gangsta
FAIL

hmmm.

The cookie paste code is not working?

-Cleared cookies

-forced No country redirect

-logged out

-pasted js

eBay.co.uk blocked for smelling phishy

Gangsta

Set protection level to None

Happened to me yesterday, just set the protection level to None and flushed the DNS cache

But was quite an inconvieniece however,

on the other hand extremely easy to fix.