Posts by chris 130

Experts rubbish iPhone for health use

NHS Staff here - we already knew that

Where have these guys been?

We already knew that, its so last year (and the one before it)

BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review

Radio 6, only one of BBC worth lsitening too

Pity

Radio 6 on the DAB is one of three channels worth listening too in the home counties- rest are just so much crap or untunable

Microsoft finally debuts Euro-choose-a-browser screen

Simple solution

Simples

just install Firefox and all your nasty Microsoft issues just fail to exist.

QED

Attack code for Firefox zero-day goes wild, says researcher

Just a bunch of Russian asswipes

Deliberately releasing trouble to show how clever they are?

Sounds like another pre-pubescent Russian asswipe script jockey kid.

Bring back Stalin

'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands'

Thats Germany right?

Where they prefer bigger assed/breasted women?

Try another survey in Arabia & Egypt, surprised?

Don't be so bloody naive mate.

Apple squashes wobbly jub app

Yanks = Prudes

But they still have the biggest porn industry in da known world.

Should I have said Hypocrites?

Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears

Buggerations

I have always avoided all this sort of bullcrap and have checked Googles data on me -it is crap and useless - but by default -I might now be advertising myself to the unwashed masses out there looking to trouble me.

I have a dog and a crowbar and will learn how to use them and get some big tattoos;

(Maybe)

Great tip to turn off CHAT & BUZZ, thanks

BTW, you can find it on any page, its in the bottom footer of Google mail page

Tesco store bans shopping in pyjamas

The first ever shoppers in Tesco 24 hour in Aylesbury

...were a family in the 'jamas at 2 am at few years ago

So - are we banning a long established tradition?

Fujitsu: 'iPad? That's ours'

iPad bra? - call up the Fraud Squad

There's something very wrong with the concept of an interactive padded bra;

ie: the prduct (the rack) is being advertised as something it is not.

Is not a breach of the Trade Descriptions Act?

or just sheer bloody-minded fraud?

Either way, its just not cricket.

Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs

Porn should only feature large breasted females, its all true

Its a good point, obviously to save confusion, all porn should only contain the larger breasted variety of female.

Rather 'ol boy, what !?

Firefox 3.6 goes live and final

Flash Ah Arrrrrr, he'll save everyone of us.....

Nuff said

and its in the same fantasy scheme of things.

BT reveals faster broadband pricing

BT v Virgin

We are on the list - sometime in the near but still dim future.

Interesting because the BT copper lines offer us a max of 1.5Mb flat out if the sun is shining and much less if its raining, I kid you not.

So for the last few years I use Virgin

10Mb whatever the weather and never a drop-off, in fact the whole south side of our Buckinghamshire town have to due to the bloody poor BT line service, whatever carrier, its the same-same poor service.

Wonder why they chose us to upgrade then?

Steel-woven wallet pledges to keep RFID credit cards safe

Basically its a Brillo pad

Being a Brillo pad at heart makes this:

A truly multi-functional wallet, now rather than just one rather boring sedate task, the Steel Knight (TM) offers layers of multi-functional genius and remove those stubborn saucepan streaks after that fine meal that you bought using your Steel knight protected credit cards.

I should be writing their PR

These guys are obviously Amateurs, pfffftttt !!!!

Any other uses you can think of?

Geek Alert, Pay attention for the Science bit

Ohhhhhhhhh

UK gets final warning over Phorm trials

A good kicking is in order

To dissuade nasty corporate boys from trying this again; they need a damn good kicking.

I'm in - who's signing up?

Microsoft offers EU choice on Windows browsers

Spot the bleeding obvious solution anyone?

This is one of those situations where everyone knew the answer already -we just had to wait for various committees to huff,bluff, dive and jive only to come up with the bleeding obvious solution.

UK gov admits gamble on massive net snoop plan

We already knew this was a hallucination

Anyone with a modicum of IT knowledge could have worked out the impossibility of this nonsense months ago- I wonder how much the fools spent chasing their false gold?

"A vision with action is merely a hallucination"

Chris Wheatley

Mobile directory made legal threats to get personal details

Hot tip for when these charletans call

Ask them hold, go outside and mow the lawn.

Ice air con system aims for cool on the cheap

The Bleedin obvious scientists shoot from the hip

Every student of Thermodynamics already knoiws this trick -why has it taken so long to exploit it?

BTW, we know about pumping water uphill at night and producing HEP during peak hours too.