* Posts by captain veg

2317 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Elon Musk to abused Twitter users: Your tormentors are coming back

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Re: twitters dead

There used to be an online newspaper that took the piss out of everything, and so was reasonably unbiased on average. It was supposed to be focused on IT-related subjects, but often ventured out beyond.

It was call The Register.

R.I.P.

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Re: And to think that 30 years ago...

Thank you anonymous coward. I shall weight your opinion accordingly.

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Re: What about drive by upvotes?

I would say that, based on recent experience, drive by downvotes is a more plausible and sustainable power source.

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Re: And to think that 30 years ago...

I assure that it's not me.

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Orion snaps 'selfie' with the Moon as it prepares for distant retrograde orbit

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Re: that selfie...

Also you can't see the prop rocks. So it must have been made in a different studio.

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that selfie...

... obviously proves that the whole thing's a fake. Like the supposed pictures of the lunar module taking off from the surface of the moon.

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Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: did you go to the pie shop?

I probably would have done, had it found any. It's really hard to find a proper pie in France.

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mentioned it before, but...

A while ago I inadvertently turned on the so-called voice "assistant" on my phone (LineageOS, but with Google "services" installed*), which turned off the on-screen keyboard.

I told it to (verbatim) "fuck off and give me the keyboard back". I was using the Google Maps app at the time. It responded by declaring that it was "searching for nearby pie shops" (possibly not verbatim, apart from the pie shops).

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*This was a mistake which I massively regret.

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FFS, just drive on to the next safe place to pull up and park and then do your device fiddling.

No one should ever be operating anything not related to driving while driving.

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Re: We recieved one as a gift from a family member

This is the genius of that cancer. They get you, or more often your tech-illiterate relatives, to *pay* for the surveillance device.

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UK competition watchdog investigates Apple and Google 'stranglehold' over the mobile market

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Re: Microso~1 was too late to the party to have any effect here.

Windows Mobile usefully predates both iPhone and Android. Microsoft's problem wasn't timing but that the user experience was awful.

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Meta faces lawsuit to stop 'surveillance advertising'

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UK GDPR

"At the core of O'Carroll's complaint are allegations that Meta is breaking data protection law – the UK GDPR"

The UK GDPR. Err, what's that?

The current UK government is pursuing legislation to terminate anything that came from the EU* from the statute book, whatever the consequence. That includes GDPR.

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* Rather a lot of supposedly EU-sourced legislation was actually just giving effect to directives from higher authorities, such as UNECE. Welcome to globalisaton.

Jaguar Land Rover courts coders caught in big tech layoffs

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and furthermore

Swallow set up in BlackPOOL, not BlackBURN.

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and also...

"Land Rover started out as part of the Rover Company, with the original off-road 4x4 made in 1947. Spending time as part of BMW and Ford, it went on to build the Range Rover"

The Range Rover came out in 1969, long before the BMW takeover.

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Aviation regulators push for more automation so flights can be run by a single pilot

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Re: Airplane reference of course

Yes there is. The pilot. And the co-pilot.

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Caves? The big mistake was coming down from the trees.

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Micro Focus prepares for private ownership, turnaround still WIP

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maybe they need a bigger focus

Today, when I logged in to my employer's account management system, I noticed that it has been totally redesigned. And now bears the branding "Micro Focus". And it's total shit. So slow that people are giving up on screen content ever arriving and assuming that it's just broken. And, in parts, it simply is.

Should have stuck to COBOL on DOS. It didn't matter if that was any good (though I understand that it was), you had no alternative.

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Twitter is suffering from mad bro disease. Open thinking can build it back better

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Re: You want the State to manage social media platforms ? Are you insane ?

No, gerrymandering is something else. And they have form there too.

I was actually referring to the well-documented fact that the specific proposals favour forms of ID that are most commonly held by socio-demographic groups that tend to vote Conservative. Here's a citation; grown up enough for you?

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Re: Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

See also: involuntary asset conversion.

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Re: You want the State to manage social media platforms ? Are you insane ?

What the Labour party* does for their internal processes is entirely their business, though I note you cite no evidence for that claim.

As for governmental elections, the specific proposals on offer from the Conservative government rather obviously favour Conservative voters over the everyone else.

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* What is "the left wing Labour party" supposed to mean? Is there a right wing one?

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intrinsic to politics and media in many countries, and an indispensable tool to many professions

No, it's a web site.

If it's no longer there, another will come along to serve the same function. This might already have happened.

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Re: A good brief

And Twitter is better?

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Re: NNTP

Usenet was terrible. But in ways less irksome than the likes of Twitter.

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Re: Twitter's civic importance

If the East Anglian Daily Times is online, and producing better quality copy than The Times, then why not?

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rail delivery group

It wouldn't take much coding. Or maintenance. Just a static page with the words WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE in big type.

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this I don't get

Why do so many organisations prefer to post their news on Twitface rather than the web site that they already pay for?

It's bonkers.

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GitHub's Copilot flies into its first open source copyright lawsuit

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GitHub Copilot, Microsoft's AI-driven, pair-programming service

I'm no expert, but I thought that the point of pair programming was to add a second pair of eyes to spot errors rather than to blindly cut and paste code off the internet.

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Microsoft tests 'upsells' of its products in Windows 11 sign-out menu

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Re: Tacky Windows in the corporate world too?

> I do the Mac stuff at $ORKPLACE..

Ah. Are you one of those cow orkers I keep reading about?

> My Windows-herding colleagues

I see that you are. Herd of cows? Of course I've heard of Cowes. It's on the Isle of Wight.

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Intel plans to cut products — we guess where they’ll happen

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Re: alternative architectures

I seem to remember that i960 was supposed to be the future, once.

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Don't get us wrong. Intel's NUC mini PCs are cool, little feats of engineering

NUC's are great. The engineering is first class. It's a shame they are so ugly.

Alternatives from the likes of ASRock and Gigabyte look far nicer on a desk or shelf and seem to work much the same. This is definitely an area where Intel can revert to supplying the silicon and letting the Taiwanese do the packaging.

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Microsoft feels the need, the need for speed in Teams

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Obvious, but...

Just put a big notice up in front of every participant stating "you are muted".

Some of the time this will be untrue. But not much.

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Microsoft mulls cheap PCs supported by ads, subs

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Re: It WILL be hacked / cracked within days

Well, that didn't happen with the first-generation Xbox, which was basically a stock PC running a modified Windows 2000.

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Linux Lite 6.2: Latest release from distro with a misleading name

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Re: It has Google Chrome in place of Firefox, which is probably more helpful to more people

Vivaldi is indeed my daily driver. It comes close, but it's a real shame that they couldn't have taken Presto with them. It is deeply unhealthy that there are just two usable browser implementations in the wild. (Three if you consider Webkit separately and ignore that it only exists on Apple systems.)

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It has Google Chrome in place of Firefox, which is probably more helpful to more people

Well, it's more helpful to people who have sold their online identities to Google.

To the rest of us, Chromium, Vivaldi, Brave, even modern Opera* are better choices.

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Though not much in the case of Opera. There was a time when I freely gave them money for the clearly superior Presto-based program. Last time I looked they're chasing click-bait. A real shame.

Government by Gmail catches up with UK minister... who is reappointed anyway

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Re: it seems that Braverman actually wants to do something about the migrant crisis

Quite apart from the fact that there is no such crisis, this rather overstates her attachment to principle rather than, say, pandering to the mouth-frothing crazies who might one day elect her leader of the party.

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Re: why do we accept it?

> "that's because you vote for the party and not the people"

Actually you vote for someone to represent your constituency, so literally "the people". Not the party to which they belong, and certainly not for the leader of that party.

How you arrive at your choice is entirely up to you. My parents tell me that there was a time when party affiliation wasn't even mentioned on the ballot paper.

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Google kills forthcoming JPEG XL image format in Chromium

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Chromium is FOSS. MS can just take it and use it as it wishes

So how do you square that with the statement that "none of these above browsers will be able to natively render JPEG XL images"? Surely they can just chose to add that functionality themselves.

Or is that word "natively" performing some unusual task that I had not previously suspected?

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Linux world gains ability to repair exFAT drives

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exFAT forms part of the specification of SDXC (32GB—2TB) and SDUC (2—128TB) cards

Does it still have the redundant copy of the cluster table that no one ever uses for anything?

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Elon Musk shows what being Chief Twit is all about across weird weekend

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Re: Netscape rushed the release

Hmm, yes.

That was a really quite a long time ago. We are currently on ECMAScript version 13.

> horrors like the need for the === operator

I don't see that as a horror. It's just a syntactical feature, albeit one which seems to pass a lot of coders by. That's kind of my point.

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$44 billion for the micro-blogging platform

I read that as "micro-blagging". But then realised that it ought to say "micro-bragging".

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Re: Quality Review

JavaScript *is* a decent programming language,

JavaScript *programmers* are... variable.

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Why I love my Chromebook: Reason 1, it's a Linux desktop

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Re: computers get naturally slower as they get older

Similarly they don't realise that "refurbishment" often means nothing more than cleaning the case and re-imaging the system software.

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Your next PC should be a desktop – maybe even this Chinese mini machine

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Re: space for multiple HDD/SSD

Did you consider an ASRock DeskMini X300? It has two M2 sockets and two SATA 2.5" bays, all in a small-ish form factor.

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Logitech, that canary in PC coal mine, just fell off its perch

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Re: having the " and @ symbols in the wrong place

Pity those of us in France, where the Q, Z and M are in the wrong place, let alone all the symbols. And you have to shift to get numerals from the top row. And use Alt Gr to get such arcana as the backslash, which no one, especially coders, ever needs.

I haven't found a supplier of British QWERTY in the country, and importing from the UK is now a long and expensive business, if you can find a supplier willing to go through the rigmarole. If Logitech could do something about that, I might be more inclined to overlook the fact that they don't use proper clicky switch mechanisms.

Of course, it's worse if you want a laptop.

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Twitter's most valuable users are ghosting the platform

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Re: "the world's richest man"

It spreads the risk.

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Linus Torvalds suggests the 80486 architecture belongs in a museum, not the Linux kernel

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Re: <raised eyebrow>

I was gifted a retired 386 machine that contained a full-length ISA card stuffed with RAM chips sufficient to make... 16MB.

Not sure if this makes the 1GB claim less or more plausible.

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Re: Lessons?

We're not only talking about Intel parts, either. Cyrix and AMD sold clones/derivatives.

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How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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Re: -ise is the English original, taken from the French, which is the source of the borrowing.

In the fifteenth century no one spoke a language we would recognise as English, and there was no written standard anyway. I was thinking of Fowler mostly.

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Juno offering Linux-powered tablet PC for pre-order

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Re: WHAT?

I bought a cheapish Android tablet, branded Blackview (Tab 8 if you're interested), and its optional QWERTY keyboard case. When attached, it is very laptop-like. When not, it's a boggo tablet. Or slot in a SIM and it's a huge phone.

The keyboard is easily good enough to do useful work on. Android, less so. Linux would be a huge improvement.

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Windows Subsystem for Android declared ready for prime time

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Re: WSA or ASW?

The irony is that Windows itself is a subsystem running on ntoskrnl.

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