148 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009
When it's left in a taxi, the driver can't disable your remote wipe by removing the batter.
They want iPadz
Some of the graddies I had on rotation were woeful and some were outstanding.
bad news for the vomit cleanup industry
in other words?
if your app review is iOS specific then at least try to mention equivalent app(s) for Android
Well fit, isn't it
of the HP exec sell off?
that area is
"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
dont tell the boss
Switch it off when not in use?
Didn't stop James Bond
Can it make a cup of tea and change grannie's nappy?
When they can be sold off to house the poor ^H^H^H^H^H^H for sustainable housing.
Do they have an ebay store?
What was Vince doing there?
They just need some Heisenberg compensators
Who'd want to buy a cheap (pre VW) Skoda?
There said it
It'll still be 50 years away (I hope not)
HTC Basingstoke, Samsung Slough, Sony Ericsson Basildon
That Chef is obviously modelled on the 'F-ster' himself.
We know what he does in his spare time
does this mean more: shopping, gambling, stupid quizzes & re-runs of "Only fools..."
Just logon to FixmyFix.com
And it really goes against the grain - I hope she's not "pine-ing"
That's that out of the way now...
Also, I bet that the Touchpad sales have come to a standstill since the price went back up.
"Ooh lake mamooth?" (C) Armstrong&Miller
it's all in the delivery.
Personally, I liked the drive thru gag.
Alcohol fuel cells
Shirley denizens of that city will quaff that before going out on the Toon
Stupid twats, but 4 years!!
with the red tape and empire builders
And borrow like crazy!
Whilst doing his porridge.
I could murder... a Capuchino
I hold the patent for taking the pith out of stupid patents, that'll be 5 dollar pounds please!
Shades of Monty Python
Local dogging events may be of interest
Lets develop some personal security devices, for the next series of Dragons' Den
I mustard mitt, whenever I feel stressed, I find unloading "betsy" the trusty shotgun into some poor unsuspecting zombie quite relaxing
All those rare earths being used to make robots that make gadgets
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