* Posts by Andy 97

519 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009


Imagine your data center backup generator kicks in during power outage ... and catches fire. Well, it happened

Andy 97

Re: This would never have happened at a certain broadcaster I used to work for.

I remember that one.

Also remember the red-faced duty manager in the canteen after.

Ad blocking made Google throw its toys out of the pram – and now even more control is being taken from us

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Re: Sky

And they wonder why 'dodgy streams' are a thing.

They'll quote that they 'make significant investment in live sport' and that 'to keep the subscription cost to a minimum' they also need to run adverts too.

This is (of course) cobblers.

Andy 97

Get a Raspberry Pi and install Pi-Hole.

Rental electric scooters to clutter UK street scenes after Department of Transport gives year-long trial the thumbs-up

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Re: Rental vs privately owned

The rental company will have all the personal data of the rider. Certainly their bank details if nothing else.

If they're an unpleasant type, riding around, knocking people over, it wouldn't take much effort to find them. Then there's the criminals who would see a £500-£1500 device as a new income stream. If they steal the scooter (as is likely to happen with private scooters), there will be no black market available to sell it-on.

Quite a sensible way to roll this out.

Nine million logs of Brits' road journeys spill onto the internet from password-less number-plate camera dashboard

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Re: Massive invasion of privacy

True 'green' policies are highly authoritarian and always have been.

Ofcom waves DAB radio licences under local broadcasters' noses as FM switchoff debate smoulders again

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Re: Puppy drowning in mud.

Agreed; small scale should be workable... Except, the next problem is getting the listener to retune their device. Unlike an FM station, a retune on a DAB receiver for most people is not a trivial matter.

If your small, local station is part of a large mux, you can be discovered by accident. But finding someone radiating 25W (horizontal) in a car would be miracle.

Andy 97

Puppy drowning in mud.

I've setup and run a couple of small radio stations, please forgive my dislike of DAB, but it is not fit for purpose.

1) DAB is not popular: If you're a small station, you'll need listeners to attract advertisers (or demonstrate success to your sponsors and donors).

2) DAB is expensive! To receive and transmit. You won't believe how expensive it is to get on a DAB mux.

3) DAB sounds crap! There's no argument, DAB sounds like a puppy drowning in mud (at times).

FM may be hissy, but if you employ some reasonable compression to the dynamic range, it sounds great in a car (or at home).

DAB just sounds crap, even the DAB+ nonsense, which many radio owners can't receive, thanks to their radio not being upgradable.

If you want to broadcast in the digital area, encode your output to for streaming, and compress the dynamic range to compensate and make sure you test the output with differing types of audio content. Listeners do not want to hear music that sounds like a 12yr old's YouTube 'rip'.

Sorry for the rant.

Poured your info out on a call to 118 118 Money? Bad luck. Credit provider 'fesses up that hacker nabbed customer service phone recordings

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12 months?

The types of 'pond life' which accessed this personal data, certainly won't stop attempting to gain goods and services after just 12 months.

If I were a 118 customer, I'd be attempting to find a Rottweiler-like lawyer to mount a class action and annihilate them.

How can such f*ckwittery still be happening?

Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project

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I hope this gets sorted out quickly.

The Co-Op has no chance to match the might of IBM's legal assets and the people who will suffer will be the millions of ordinary members.

Pope tells his followers to log off for Lent

Andy 97

Re: Lent ?

Stop calling me Len ye little arse!

Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good

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Re: BT does the same

*Not in a hostile tone* Do you have any proof?

I know they employ deep packet inspection to find Kodi-serving freetards and those who are stupid enough to seed torrent files on their home computers. I also remember they ran a service which harvested DNS enquiries (which they sold to a 3rd party), but this is new.

AI snatches jobs from DJs and warehouse workers, plus OpenAI and PyTorch sittin' in a tree, AI, AI, AI for you and me

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Re: AI for "programming"?

Nearly all radio is automated already.

The presenter can record an entire show of voice links in under twenty minutes, often they don't even need to come into the studio.

They have no choice of music or anything else, and will only exist until someone can make an AI voice which doesn't sound like a 1980's Atari game or one of those crappy Youtube videos.

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Space Force!

You'd need a laser to get anywhere near that kind of heat without burning carbon.

I suspect any number of world powers would love a Moon-based laser to control.

Andy 97

Re: Energy

A nuclear reactor driving some lasers perhaps?

They'd also need to construct somewhere to contain the heat too.

In tribute to Galaxy Note 7, BBC iPlayer support goes up in flames for some Samsung TVs

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Re: In defence of the Beeb

You said nothing illogical.

Firesticks were on sale a week ago for £19, even with the terrible UI, they are better than ANY (so called) SMATV interface and they can even be side-loaded with more useful APK's.

Andy 97

Re: Sorry but...

Running Wireshark while your Samsung television is booting is highly enlightening too.

Much simpler to disconnect IP from the set and buy any HDMI devices (or better still) build one from a late model Raspberry Pi.

Uni of London loses attempt to block mobe mast surveyors from Paddington rooftop

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If the UoL owns the building, wouldn't they benefit financially from the rental of their roof space?

All they'd need to do would be provide some legal documents and collect even more money for doing (basically) nothing.

This makes no sense.

UK culture sec hints at replacing TV licence fee, defends encryption ban proposals and her boss in Hacker House inquiry

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Re: Hmm

Agreed, "premium" content commonly has ads-a-plenty.

Sport for instance, try watching a football match without seeing a betting company/Just Eat/more betting roll between the action. I pay top dollar for Comcast (formerly Sky) to slew shite at my eyeballs along with the content I actually want to see.

Oh, and no, I don't want to stream off some dodgy m3u8 file that was uploaded to a Usenet group.

'Technical error' threatens Vodafone customers with four-figure roaming fees

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VF customer account database strikes again.

Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys?

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I blame the freetards.

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

Andy 97

By producing liquefied air and then releasing this as a gas, which drives a turbine.

The system can even work using existing petrochemical infrastructure and releases no "harmful" emissions. Highview has this working already.


If you can't be bothered to read:


Ohm my God: If you let anyone other than Apple replace your recent iPhone's battery, expect to be nagged by iOS

Andy 97

Re: seriously...

That's a big can of wriggling worms.

Brit couch potatoes increasingly switching off telly boxes in favour of YouTube and Netflix

Andy 97

Re: Not as comoplex as you might think

There's not much genuine anger; it's all being fuelled by certain newspapers, media organisations and rent-a-gobs.

Those (over 75's) that can't afford to pay get the license fee for free.

Andy 97


Did you mean executive producer?

It's Black Hat and DEF CON in Vegas this week. And yup, you know what that means. Hotel room searches for guns

Andy 97

Why Vegas?

I mean, it's not like hackers will spend hours on the tables, take in a floor show or quaff alcoholic beverages 'till they puke.

We can all think of any number of other countries which are fun, easy to get to, you're not likely to get arrested by The FBI for something you said on a forum ten years ago and, probably cheaper too.

German patent hoarder IPCom fires sueball at Vodafone over 4G

Andy 97

There's many pensions invested in VF, perhaps you'd be better to wish for VF to stop being so crap to work with.

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

Andy 97

Re: Do those loons even bother to research these things?

At lest nobody mentioned the "chem trails"...

Andy 97

Do those loons even bother to research these things?

As someone who's faced a community hall filled with enraged locals while attempting to explain how cellular systems work, I'm not surprised.

I am more surprised that it was Wales, which desperately needs better connectivity. You'd think someone was attempting to hold back progress...

I'd liken it to medieval times where they'd put elderly woman on the ducking stool if there was a crop failure.

We are Google, we are proud, English football is moving to our cloud

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All sounds wonderful; finally we can all tell the replacement Google manager to "f disc, shut-down... shut-down, f disc" (or whatever the Unix equivalent is).

Let's check in with our friends in England and, oh good, bloke fined after hiding face from police mug-recog cam

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I know, I find it confusing too.

Freaky photo flingers face fat fines for flagrant phallus flashing fun

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Alliteration goes up to 11

The headline writer deserved several beers for this work of genius.

Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G

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Someone needs to post this article on LinkedIn.

I now class 5G about the same way as I do for P.P.I insurance refunds and Brexit.

Marketeers, please stop!

Lend me your ears and AI will play with your brain: Machine voice imitators outsmart us

Andy 97

This is exciting stuff, but how long before people start asking Blade Runner-esq questions at the start of calls?

“A turtle was flipped over, it’s baking in the sun. You spot it, but don’t help, why is that?”

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

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Does it have iMessage?

Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds

Andy 97

Re: Recommendation for a cheap, but decent provider

I'm surprised about the Netflix problems on Plusnet, [they] have peering with BT (Plusnets' parent company).

It's worth spending a few more pounds for a better provider, the bargain basement of ISP's are cheap for a reason and it certainly isn't because the directors have an altruistic streak.

Andy 97

Damn you BT!

My guaranteed 100Mbps connection currently pulling around 38Mbps.

Who signed-off on this guarantee?

I bet it was someone in marketing.

Should I sell my shares?

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

Andy 97

Re: The worst thing about this outage...

Instagram is though..

They've got da kidz in their clutches too.

Andy 97

Re: Facebook was down?

You'd think a company with the sizeable cash resources of FB would have a better PR firm/gnomes engaged...

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

Andy 97

Re: Don't be........

Sounds like you need one of these....


Sussex rap fan wants statue of Easy-E from NWA in his hometown because he's a 'legend'

Andy 97

Re: Surrey?

Shhhh, it's a slow news day.

Most munificent Apple killed itself with kindness. Oh. Really?

Andy 97

Re: New Stuff

Damn right!

In all honestly, your core requirements are identical to (I'd suggest) a majority of the goons on here.

When you're (like me) over 45, a swanky phone offers little in the way of additional benefits. We can spend the money we save on ill-fitting jeans and football season tickets.

Andy 97

Re-lightening plug.

I wasn't aware of this (thanks), I just think that if it gets dunked in the bog, I'd be unhappy to fish it out and use it again considering someone else has parked their breakfast in the same receptacle.

Andy 97

It begs the question, when do users feel that they've had (insert retail price) worth of use out of their device?

I only continue to get my 6s re-batteried or re-screened because I'm a tight git and Apple's had enough of my money for one lifetime. Also, Android doesn't do iMessage. I'll only replace it if I drop it in the loo or it gets nicked by some hoodlum.

Royal Bank of Scotland, Natwest fling new bank cards at folks after Ticketmaster hack

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The first I heard of it was when I received one of those net promoter score surveys from their security team without having called them in the first place.

Cue; twenty minutes on the phone between three departments before I found out this reason.

What made it worse was that my card ran out at the end of this month anyway.

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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"I didn't get a Hurrumph out of that guy!"

I'm reminded of that scene during Blazing Saddles when the Governor receives a telegram from Rock Ridge:

"We've got to do something to protect our phoney-baloney jobs..."


Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook

Andy 97

iMessage and the perceived green bubble of fail..

Unfortunately for Apple, China doesn't have enough market penetration of iOS devices for iMessage to have become as ubiquitous with their target demographic.

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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..they forgot that children always find a way to defeat rules.

Sometimes I wonder if it's more concerning that the people who make laws like this are utterly incompetent or that this will only make things worse.

Boffins build blazing battery bonfire

Andy 97

Liquid air?

I think this could be more of a better solution (unless you own shares in silicone)


If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

Andy 97

Re: I doubt she'll ever be Home Secretary, but...

It was actually Winston Churchill who came up with the idea for the NHS.


If you have inner peace, it's probably 'cos your broadband works: Zen Internet least whinged-about Brit ISP – survey

Andy 97

Re: Another happy Zen customer here

When you do change your wifi router, be sure to change the DNS provider to someone other than the VM-provided one.

Most complaints about VM Broadband are related to their very unreliable, bundled DNS.

There are many other reasons to do this too, including not providing VM with your non-vpn'd web browsing habits - which some companies actually sell to 3rd parties.



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