Posts by Ben Cooper 1

Mini-asteroid sneaks up on Earth

I, for one, welcome

our tiny planetoid overlords.

Avatar renders this earthly life meaningless

Depressed/Happy, Dreams/Reality, Human/Na'vi, .....

.....who gives a flying f'ck, it's got a giant-robotic-knife-fighting-exoskeleton and dragons in it and that makes everything worthwhile in my eyes.

Paris, because, like Avatards and Pandora, I've often wanted to go to sleep in my bed and wake up in hers!

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

People today...

"Chaps are then reminded that a Roman soldier was able to march one-and-a-half marathons in a single day"

One-and-a-half-marathons? Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

Mine's the one with the Barnsley Chronicle in the pocket

BOFH: Stick this

I can only dream.....

Ah, some good old-fashioned violence towards management.

If only I was able to tw@ my boss in the face with a fire extinguisher or strangle them with the fire hose then my life would be complete!!

Paris because she looks like she could handle a decent size hose.

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