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Serverless Computing London: Time running out on blind bird tickets

Paul 87

£600 seriously?

Is this some kind of price tag designed to further the "old boys" network approach to IT?

Sure, dedicated training sessions might top £1000, but we're looking at an event that is an opportunity to go and pay even more money, to get that dedicated training.

I think I'll spend that money on a few training sessions and exams

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

Paul 87

I've had 5 pairs of Sophos socks so far, they've been sending one for each new customer we add.

For what it's worth they're pretty comfy, with weird designs and made from 75% Sweat wicking acrylic, 15% nylon 10% pokyester and 1% unicorn hair

The e-waste warrior, 28,000 copied Windows restore discs, and a fight to stay out of jail

Paul 87

It's pretty clear from the evidence that the guy is guilty of counterfitting, even though what he copied was a product freely given away. If he hadn't copied the logo's onto the disc and made it much clearer what it was, there wouldn't even be a case

Microsoft's Windows 10 Workstation adds killer feature: No Candy Crush

Paul 87

Won't lie, I spent 3 days with my Windows 10 laptop at work learning powershell commands to strip out all the unnecessary bloatware that came with it. Utterly ridiculous that a work machine has no option or choices on what to install

Uber: Ah yeah, we pay women drivers less than men. We can explain!

Paul 87

This is where there's a huge difference between equality and equity, on paper Uber pays men and women the same hourly rate, for the same journey. Great.

However, as their analysis shows, there's factors that cause a gender pay gap to be present, which include time spent driving (likely due to domestic demands), trips picked up (men doing more to game the system) and it wouldn't surprise me if mem worked more unsocialable hours than women too.

All of this combines to factors which if you want true equity between the genders, meaning women need to get paid more per trip.

You publish 20,000 clean patches, but one goes wrong and you're a PC-crippler forever

Paul 87

Communication is the real issue

Every software vendor is going to have these cockups, where Malwarebytes let me down was there was no obvious place to get information, and no communication via the account email or the patching mechanism to acknowledge the problem or that it'd been fixed

So yeah, fuck ups happen, but lack of proactive communication is what costs you customers

Google Chrome ad-blocking to begin in February – but what is it going to block?

Paul 87

There's no way this feature will survive, it's an entire anti-trust lawsuit waiting to happen for an abuse of monopoly, linking their pre-installed browser product with ad-blocking when they also sell adverts.

New Capita system has left British Army recruits unable to register online

Paul 87

For all the people wondering what went wrong, they've probably never implemented a core process piece of business software using an "off the shelf" product. It gets even more complicated when dealing with large organisations because often the points of contact tend to be the lighrer process users rather than the day to day people, and even if you do talk to the right people, humans tend to miss details out like Active / Reservist distinctions

Google sued by Gab over Play Store booting

Paul 87

Legally, it's an intresting lawsuit, whether a company offering a platform which they totally control, and effectively dominates their market, has to consider "public interest" and offer out rights to their platform to any non-illegal use.

Stand up who HASN'T been hit in the Equifax mega-hack – whoa, whoa, sit down everyone

Paul 87

Stock sell off

Surely the stock sell off is the very definition of insider trading? Dumping a load of it right before you release a public report which any idiot knows would negatively affect the share price

UK.gov job ads entice IT bods with promise they will be OUTSIDE IR35

Paul 87

Here's a related question, why on earth are people employed under the gig economy not subject to IR-35 rules when 90% or more of the criteria matches how their self employed contracts work?

Microsoft raises pistol, pulls the trigger on Windows 7, 8 updates for new Intel, AMD chips

Paul 87

Re: If you are forced into Windows 10

Jeez, how many different fecking ways have they built into this OS to sell your info

In any case, it looks like it's time to buy up a stock of 6th gen chips and Win 7 and 8 discs.

Security slip-ups in 1Password and other password managers 'extremely worrying'

Paul 87

Always argued that all a password manager does is shift the risks of a single account being breached into the risk that *all* of your accounts being breached.

The root and branch password methodology is still the best option to memorising longer passwords, and failing that, write them down on a piece of paper that's not kept near your PC and doesn't reference the services the passwords link to.

AWS's S3 outage was so bad Amazon couldn't get into its own dashboard to warn the world

Paul 87

It's terrifying that we've gone from a network designed to survive nuclear attack without loss of communication, to a situation whereby a single company's IT failures affects tens of millions of people.

Whilst you can argue that the majority of the disruption is, in the scheme of things, minor, the IoT is pointing towards a lot more serious issues further down the line. Imagine what could happen if say, self driving trucks relied on AWS for back end updates of road closures, and due to a crash, couldn't be notified of temporary road closures, nor updated to signal that they should park up.

One ad-free day: Three UK to block adverts across network in June

Paul 87

As much as I loathe adverts on the internet, any network level blocking is a bad thing, it's censorship plain and simple, whether it's blocking advertising, or blocking access to the news, no network provider should be making this kind of decision.

Just because they can, doesn't mean they should.

Also, why do they have the right to experiment on us as customers, we pay for a service, and suddenly they're removing a portion of it, without our consent. What's to stop them doing this again in the future with say, Netflix?

Microsoft wants to lock everyone into its store via universal Windows apps, says game kingpin

Paul 87

It's an absolutely horrific thought, that may well be the death of PC gaming if it comes to pass. Either developers will be making games for UWP, or they won't be selling enough copies to justify the development of the top rated titles.

We can only hope that this gets crushed in it's infancy, either by an anti-trust lawsuit for an abuse of monopoly, or by the game studios themselves chosing to support the PS4 and normal PC instead.

The Register reveals SAP’s very own version of Black Friday

Paul 87

Work for a company selling ERP solutions to the SME market, whilst we only run into SAP on our occasional larger deals, we hear stories about the way having our quote gets SAP to drop their prices by substantial amounts, and asking us, despite being a cheaper product initally by the same %

White House to Feds: Stop buying new PCs, laptops right now

Paul 87

Bets that the standardisation doesn't save any money long term and instead makes everyone have slower machines than previously available?

Sprint sprints away from no-throttle policy – punishes 'unlimited' network hoggers

Paul 87

Users don't necessarily want unlimited because it's unlimited, they want unlimited because they want a standard bill each month that doesn't vary, thus making it easier to budget for.

For example, as a home user who doesn't torrent, but does make use of both Steam and Netflix, it's not impossible for our monthly home usage, over 5 devices, to hit 300G/bit a month. If we had to pay per G/bit downloaded, it'd be impossible to track our household budget, especially at the rate most providers consider reasonable.

Three mobile data network GOES TITSUP across Blighty

Paul 87

Been down here near Hemel Hempstead since 9am. Have seen some comments where peolle have been told it'll be at least 4 hours to restore so bets on it being bad DNS / ipv6 deployment?

Windows 10: Buy cheap, buy twice, right? Buy FREE ... buy FOREVER

Paul 87

Microsoft is already making money from Windows 10 thanks to the sheer volume of data that they're able to harvest from users machines, and the direct tie-in to Bing as an advertising platform. You're an idiot to believe that you'll ever be able to fully prevent Windows 10 from phoning home unless you use the machine totally offline or cripple the functionality by blocking the network access.

British banks consider emoji as password replacement

Paul 87

The maths isn't too hard to verify, your combinations of pin numbers should be 10 x 9 x 9 x 9 (since you can start with 10 digits but then cannot pick the same number as the one before it) giving 7290

For more characters then, you do increase your number of permutations to be 44 x 43 x 43 x 43 = 3498308

So they claim that their method increases the numberofpermutations by a factor of 480 (not 480 more as that implies 7770 permutations)

Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht to spend LIFE in PRISON without parole

Paul 87

Life without the possibilry of parole is a cruel punishment and undermines the entire concept of a liberal justice system centred on reforming criminals into useful members of society. It's also a complete waste of taxpayers money, you're spending a few hundred thousand dollars a year for 40+ years on someone who will never be able to repay their debt to society.

New Windows 10 will STAGGER to its feet, says Microsoft OS veep

Paul 87

I'm going to bet that within 1 year of Win10 release to PC's, they'll be an attack technique or virus which exploits the personal assistant code to act as a keylogger. After all they've already built that feature into the software for MS's use during testing and they'd never just strip it out.

Facebook serves up shaved, pierced, tattooed 'butterfly' as CAPTCHA

Paul 87

Chances are as well the photo live(d) on someone's Facebook account without proper security settings and thus got grabbed up when FB searched for images close to being a butterfly

UK.gov can't get farmers onto its Verify service – even to claim subsidies

Paul 87

They made a mistake in the press statement. It should have read

"GOV.Verify is an exciting new way to get you to voluntarily input all your personal details into a central database, which replacements the ID card scheme that got rejected out of hand. We're keen to ensure that every member of the British public is registered so that when we lose the data through Ministerial cock-ups, everyone will be equally disadvantaged

We hope that you embrace the exciting future where soon, your entire digital lives will be collated in a central location at our secure facility in Cheltenham"

Basic minimum income is a BRILLIANT idea. Small problem: it doesn't work as planned

Paul 87

This is why we're better off with the current approach, increase the tax free allowance for everyone, so that instead of being given money for nothing, you instead get to keep more of the money that you earn in the first place. It also greatly reduces any associated administration costs with redistributing the money.

The flip side is that social security should be just that, a safety net for when your life goes to hell in all sorts of unexpected ways, of course there's corruption, people who play the system for their own benefit (pun intended!) but despite media reports they're a minority.

O2 notifies data cops 'for courtesy' ... AFTER El Reg intervenes in email phish dustup

Paul 87

Judging from the number of texts and calls you get from different companies around contract renewal time, it wouldn't surprise me if all mobile opperators sell the commercial data to "trusted" third parties. Said "trusted" third parties then sell it on to other companies and eventually it reaches the hands of someone willing to sell it to scammers.

Unfortunately there's fuck all you can do about it other than refuse to use the services and not provide the information in the first place. Companies are required by law in most places to maximise profits, and thus are compelled to sell your data if the opportunity arises.

Makes me wonder if we shouldn't start organising a campaign to poison these data pools with false information and drive the value down. Register loads of changes of name, address details etc.

18 million iPHONE USERS HAVE NEVER BONKED to ApplePay

Paul 87

I don't understand thw rush to put this technology in a phone. Do people really want to hold their £100+ device, and risk it being knocked or snatched from their hand as they do so, or dropped and being damaged.

At least with a card it's not the end of the world if it gets stolen, a phone represents infinitely more hassle to replace.

That said, don't trust NFC personally, the lack of contact means you cannot control which card is used and the range can easily be boosted to a couple of metres or more.

Plusnet customers SWAMPED by spam but BT-owned ISP dismisses data breach claims

Paul 87

Doesn't have to be a hack per-se (as in data stolen), could be that their billing server's email routing software was tricked into sending the spam.

Hey Brit taxpayers. You just spent £4m on Central London ‘innovation playground’

Paul 87

So, £4m, to service 10,000 over 5 years.

That's on average 7.9 people per working day, at a cost of £3200 ish a day, or £400 per person served.

Seems a load of bollocks really.

Tim Cook in Applerexia fears: New MacBook THINNER THAN EVER

Paul 87
Joke

Macbook Air: So thin you can use it as a razor!

Coming soon, Macbook Air Duo for twice the closeness

IT blokes: would you say that lewd comment to a man? Then don't say it to a woman

Paul 87

Don't know what's worse, that you had to put up with people acting like jerks, or that none of their colleagues slapped them down for acting that way. There's a world of difference between crude jokes and innuendo to shoving a picture of your anatomy in someone's face.

Working in a gender balanced IT team, sure, we all have a laugh and at times, there's sexual humour, but on the rare occasions where someone makes another person feel uncomfortable, the rest of the team makes sure that it's put a stop to.

To me, that's where you draw the line, if you make someone else feel uncomfortable, upset or hurt their feelings, then it's stopped being a joke.

Shame more people don't know that really...

VC who wants to split California REVEALED as Silk Road Bitcoin slurper

Paul 87

Still amazes me that US citizens accept a law in place which allows the seizure and sale of goods based on someone accused of commiting a crime, before that person is even convicted.

Remaining Snowden docs will be released to avert 'unspecified US war' – ‪Cryptome‬

Paul 87

Do we need to know every little thing that the "government" choses to do in our name? I don't think that's the case, there are things which happen which quite frankly, I don't want to know the details about because I don't want to worry about the things which are stopped from happening.

Do I think that we also need more transparency on the subject, yes, but also bearing in mind that only a fool believes that the Internet, a tool designed to share, gather and collate information is private. If I want to keep something a secret, I don't publish it online, and heck, if I can avoid it, I don't put it on a computer at all, because that's just basic uncommon sense.

In fact, I'd go as far to say as that we have more to fear from what is undertaken by private companies than government agencies, precisely because they do have a greater level of oversight and morals which are stronger than "Well can we get sued for this and if we do get sued, do we make more money than we're likely to lose"

D-Wave disputes benchmark study showing sluggish quantum computer

Paul 87

So basically, bad code causes slowdowns?

Who'd have thought it!

The cute things they say

Paul 87

Qualifying this as an IT story because it took place on a software package (hey, it's a less tenuous link than some of the articles on here!)

Client: Ok, so we've invoiced the same shipment three times and given them to the customer

Support: Since you've given them to the customer, they're a legal document, you'll need to issue a credit note for two of the invoices

Client: I can't do that, only one's been paid, I can't issue a credit note if the invoices are unpaid

Support: No, you'll be issuing the credit note's to pay off the two invoices

Client: No, I'm telling you, I can't issue a credit note if the invoice isn't paid.

Support: Why not?

Client: Well every time I issue a credit note, it asks if I want to generate a refund, I can't refund him if he hasn't paid.

Support: Sir, why don't you click no when asked if you want to refund him?

Client: I can do that?

Support: Yes, why do you think it asks Yes or No

Client: oh... bye!

Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

Paul 87

Wonder what the percentage of malware on a per capita basis is instead, rather than a nebulous "99% of malware in the mobile sector is for Android"

However one telling statistic there is the number of users which get an upgraded OS, Android manufacturers are lagging behind on getting updates deployed, a fact I'm sure not assisted by the sheer number of different devices on the market.

TrueCrypt considered HARMFUL – downloads, website meddled to warn: 'It's not secure'

Paul 87

Or, ya know, it's just a publicity stunt for when they "regain control" of the webpage and announce a new, even more secure version for a price.

Job for IT generalist ...

Paul 87

Definitely sounds like a strong candidate for project management or a buisness analyst. Being able to take your general knowledge and understanding helps ensure that your specialists will be working on the right goals. To strengthen your CV you need supervisory and managerial experience, alongside project planning and implimentation skills.

There's also opportunities out there to move towards the Cxx level instead, particularly in smaller companies which can't afford hordes of specialists, but can invest in an individual who can handle or oversee most of the IT needs for the company. Consider looking at a software development company, they often have diverse roles, particularly those engaged in B2B software sales.

A black box for your SUITCASE: Now your lost luggage can phone home – quite literally

Paul 87

Given the preference for the use of a mobile phone or similar as a cheap remote detonation device, this thing will only guarentee to get your baggage seached at every single search

Google's Nest halts sales of its fire alarm – because waving your hand switches it off

Paul 87

What I'd like manufacturers to understand is that we don't want all these devices to have automatic updates, what we want is form them to have been programmed correctly in the first place!

Comprehensive security in the home

Paul 87

Maybe it's worth considering a combination solution? For Windows PC's, Microsoft Security Essentials plus regular scans from Malwarebytes will usually put paid to the most common threats, and for the phones there are several options available.

In combination with this, a secure router (e.g. http://www.zonealarm.com/security/en-us/zonealarm-secure-wireless-router.htm) offers additional protection for the devices at home.

Two million TERRIBLE PASSWORDS stolen by malware attackers

Paul 87

All I can say is this...

http://xkcd.com/936/

Randomness != secure

Length and non-biometric information is far more secure in the long run, and easier to remember

Twitter fires up stronger, anti-snooping encryption for its millions of twits

Paul 87
Joke

Additional security on a service designed to publically broadcast information, that's paid for by said company reading the information sent to it and selling "appropriate" advertising alongside it.

You might as well send everything in plaintext!

Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

Paul 87

I agree with part of the petition's sentiment, allow console owners the same market that Steam provides, with both the direct delivery and deep discounts that digital distribution allow, at the expense of not having a physical disc to trade or sell on.

The major flaw was that this was seen as mutually exclusive, so they could only support one or the other and not both. I suspect that many publishers would be happy to keep the funds flowing long after it becomes viable to produce more discs, and if you set it up so that the physical disc represented "first dibs", you can keep the bricks and mortar retails somewhere content to allow speedy gamers the ability to trade in when needed.

Reports: New Xbox could DOOM second-hand games market

Paul 87

The biggest flaw I can see with the scheme from Microsoft's perspective, is with games tied so closely to accounts, and with a product aimed at security unaware teenagers and young adults, there's going to be a vast rise in account "theft" between mates. Without some form of lending library mechanism built in, this will end up costing Microsoft a lot more in man-hours dealing with the complaints, or if they don't, from lost sales from bad press

Not to mention the jailbreakers are going to have a field day getting around the DRM restrictions and selling on their hacks.

Who's a Siri boy, then? Apple hoards your voices for TWO years

Paul 87

A far more realistic answer is that they're admiting to retaining a tape archive of the data. Data older than 6 months is moved off the main storage array, and onto a pile of tapes, which after 2 years, are re-used.

When any organisation offers a "delete" function, they'll never consider going through archives and disaster recovery media to also remove the data, it just removes it from the "live" system.

Veiny green 'scum' meteorite may be first visitor from Mercury

Paul 87

The deeply cynical part of me is going "hang on, they want funding for their Mercury mission and NOW suddenly discover a rock that must, almost totally definitely certainly come from there, but without this mission we'll never know"

Yeah.... not at all suspicious

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

Paul 87

Then again, the number of people in this world who still don't understand modern technology is a fail on the part of the designers. Very very few IT literate people are capable of writing software that can be understood by someone without any relevant IT experience.

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