* Posts by beardman

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Where do Terraform and OpenTofu go from here?

beardman

For what it's worth...

Terraform has _never_ been cloud agnostic. You should still know which cloud and which resource you're writing Terraform/OpenTofu code for.

What makes a hard error hard? Microsoft vet tells all

beardman

Only shows how poor designed Windows were. Probably still are...

A year on, CISA realizes debunked vuln actually a dud and removes it from must-patch list

beardman
Boffin

Re: Test with all the layers

Oh, the irony... :)))

Moscow makes a mess on the Moon as Luna 25 probe misses orbit, lands with a thud

beardman

I suggest they start with indoor plumbing in ruzzia before trying to get to the moon. You won't believe how many ruzzians still shit in the hole outside their housing.

Kremlin claims Apple helped NSA spy on diplomats via iPhone backdoor

beardman

Why does Kremlin care about this?

The Western phones have been banned in that failed country shortly after their invasion to Ukraine and sanctions. Of course, some continue to use them and even buy new ones. E.g. the horse-head of ministry of foreign affairs carried iPhone 14 in the last summit in Bali. Double standards and hypocrisy - long standing standard in Хуйлостан.

Of course Russia's ex-space boss doubts US set foot on the Moon

beardman

Rogozin should worry about his own ass more. It can be shot again. ;)

Python still has the strongest grip on developers

beardman
Coffee/keyboard

MySQL

The heck is MySQL language?

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

beardman

Yes, the citizens of Russia must start thinking what's wrong with their country and begin fixing it. They should not continue as if everything is normal.

Путин - хуйло!

Ukraine invasion blew up Russian cybercrime alliances

beardman
Mushroom

Re: Nazi invasion...

Your way is to follow the cruiser Moskva. For others this is an example how harmful is to watch ruzzian tv.

Microsoft makes a game of Team building, with benefits

beardman
FAIL

What a waste of time... They'd better make teams properly work with multiple accounts. For example, Slack has this feature like forever and works perfect.

Problems for the Linux kernel NTFS driver as author goes silent

beardman

Paragon Software was founded and run by Russian folks

Given the current events that involve Russia, it might very well be that they are hit by the sanctions, cannot work with the western companies and are completely off the grid. Heck, some of them even might have been taken to army and brought into meaningless war and faced death...

Tech world's Ukraine response mixes evacuation efforts, ad bans, free phones, infosec FUD

beardman
Mushroom

death to russofascist pigs in kremlin

Slava Ukrainii!

Kremlin names the internet giants it will kidnap the Russian staff of if they don't play ball in future

beardman

a state run by mafia

that's what russia is. i don't understand how that country haven't evolved over thousand years to have a normal or at least resembling to normal government. at all times it was some insane person at the helm... kind of sad, when you think about it...

Russia's Elbrus has a RISC-V competitor as Yadro prepares native chips for launch

beardman

would trust the russians...

...only to destroy things

look at that vast land rich in resources and look into its history,,, of everything they could've built, they achieved only some

AI recommendations fail fans who like hard rock and hip hop – official science

beardman
FAIL

all of the recommendation algorithms are a failure

Amazon always thinks I need more of the same that I already bought. Netflix cannot understand that I want to watch different genre movies and TV series, not more of the same I watched latest. Spotify recommendations are also bollocks as my taste spans a whole lot of music styles.

Oh, the humanity! Microsoft congratulates itself for Teams inflicted on 115m daily users

beardman
FAIL

teams have one major drawback

it's the lack of multiple account support.

Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email teeters over in Europe

beardman
Trollface

well...

... your own site has wobbled this morning, dear vulture ;)

We need to go deeper: Meltdown and Spectre flaws will force security further down the stack

beardman
Alert

Intel x86 considered harmful

Back in 2015 Joanna Rutkowska published a paper (https://blog.invisiblethings.org/papers/2015/x86_harmful.pdf) and pretty much predicted that attention will turn to hardware in search for new vulnerabilities. It's compelling, because owning a system at this level is more persistent, less visible and harder to get rid of.

UK, US govt and pals on WannaCry culprit: It woz the Norks wot done it

beardman
Holmes

"We are committed to strengthening coordinated international efforts to uphold a free, open, peaceful and secure cyberspace."

How about you start patching those systems up? And putting some firewall between them and the wild internet?A little bit of defence-in-depth haven't harmed anyone...

Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons

beardman

Re: I always wanted to be an organ grinder's monkey

You either change or die. Such is life. Have a look around - it's a constant race of arms.

Colliders, containers, dark matter: The CERN atom smasher's careful cloud revolution

beardman
WTF?

in the control center photo

do they really run WinXP or is that just the wallpaper..?

Rosetta's last comet pic

beardman
Megaphone

meanwhile...

prominent musician Vangelis has released (23 Sep) an album dedicated to this endeavour and named it (surprise, surprise) "Rosetta"!

Microsoft lobs Files app at WinPhone users with lots of ... uh ... files

beardman
FAIL

Additionally it's not available in every region. US only, I guess...

WHY didn't Microsoft buy RIM? Us business blokes would have queued for THAT phone

beardman
WTF?

A totally irrelevant rant about ones dream. MS = WP8 and that rules Blackberry out of equation. And about sysadmin phone? Be consistent with your requirements, please for whatevers' sake. First, it's decent browser, which of all choices Blackberries' is the most laughable choice. Then all of a sudden it's full blown productivity suite..? Which again is not in Blackberry favor. And what the hell you do as a sysadmin that you need productivity suite..? I'd understand decent ssh client and remote desktop app, but that..?

El'Reg has just fallen short on respect points for posting this article...

USA's H-1B skilled worker visa applications open

beardman
Trollface

not attractive offer

especially given the fact that Norks declared war on this country

Razzies set to torpedo Rihanna's Battleship

beardman
Paris Hilton

Pattison...

Worst ever. Seen him (NOT)acting in "Bon Ami". Pathetison...

Paris - because her appearance was much better in that (not so) pr0n movie. :)

ESO's nine-gigapixel galactic image has 84 MILLION stars

beardman
Alien

so many millions of stars and planets...

and we are still lonely here on this smallish bubble...

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

beardman
IT Angle

angle missing

Hogs and IT?

Smutty books strip Harry Potter of Amazon crown

beardman
IT Angle

oh... amazon and e-book..?

Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

beardman
Alien

Magratheans?

It was the Magratheans who constructed the planet-sized computer named Earth (for a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the mice) to determine the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is required to understand the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I wonder what they have built now? I bet it's not another Earth.

Panasonic chief says no to low-cost OLED TVs

beardman
Mushroom

Re: But..

LG CRT in my case. Read my finger Pornosonic!

Relax hackers! NATO has no cyber-attack plans - top brass

beardman
Black Helicopters

uhm...

what NATO centre of cyber excellence is doing then in Estonia? just watching the wire?

World+Dog to demand ever larger tablet-phones

beardman
Meh

a phone...

...is a phone is a phone.

I'm sticking to my good old E51 until it falls apart...

Web hosting

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Thumb Up

Re: Web hosting

Hetzner FTW! Best price, responsive support (good enough English), has IPv6, fast connections to major ISPs.

Happy Hetzner customer for a number of years.

Motorola's bid to sink Windows, XBoxes sales snubbed

beardman
Trollface

sprechen sie english?

I'd put the subtitle this way: "US judge rulen German Microsoft ban bid ist kaput".

Chinese coders beat all-comers

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Thumb Up

Re: Dueling Headlines

HEHE :D

Good notice!

Lithuania rules beer brewing 'vitally essential' to life

beardman

my sweet lord of... whatever...

they may put any rules on this crapy carslberg "beer" factory. the fact is that less and less people drink their beer-product here in Lithuania. everyone I talk to are switching to small breweries (and there're plenty to choose from) production, because that's the real beer and not something produced at large quantities and very fast at some factory-thing.

Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

beardman
WTF?

3rd option?

OK now, where is the 3rd option called "Whatever..."?

Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

beardman
Megaphone

we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!

Southampton hampton vice shocker: Exclusive snap

beardman
WTF?

Oh no...

Where is Optimus Prime!? How could it be that he missed this scene?

BlackBerry-style LG Android phone outed

beardman
Meh

fugly

I like the full keyboard, but this phone is fugly...

Windows hits 25

beardman
FAIL

x86 protected mode

Oh my... Even the Win95/98 did NOT use x86 protected mode. It only started from winNT.

Microsoft shows Venue Pro smartphone for Dell

beardman
FAIL

What!?

"no memory cards"

Microsoft Windows glider crashes

beardman
Paris Hilton

that was...

... totally lame. Even if the event by design is to have fun, there was no fun at all. Lame aircraft design, lame attempt to bring fun.

Go, PARIS!

Cashpoint mugger flashes distractionary chesticles

beardman
Paris Hilton

Paris, ...

..learn this!

Famous 'Invisible Gorilla' trick vid gets sequel

beardman
WTF?

What?

There's no link to video? How so this is not on Youtube?

Loud sex ASBO woman spared jail again

beardman
Pint

I for one...

I'm happy they STILL can make sex at this age. Despite the recent reports (and playmobil recreation) about it after 45-ies...

Mozilla dons grass skirt with near-ready Thunderbird 3.1 release

beardman
Boffin

ldap

Yes, it can read contacts from LDAP. Write? I guess - no.

PARIS hacked Canon: 108 minutes, 1,298 stills

beardman
Pint

ha

so you're stuck in spain..?

Monty launches frantic 'save MySQL' web campaign

beardman
Pirate

Who needs MySQL?

Go PostgreSQL! Go!

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