* Posts by Allan George Dyer

2301 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Cool IT support drones never look at explosions: Time to resolution for misbehaving mouse? Three seconds

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Re: Switching on the "monitor stand"

@AC - I think you might have given us a clue to your name, Alan.

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Re: Switching on the "monitor stand"

@Captain Scarlet - "I have never used one of these before"

I don't think that phrase has ever worked for me. Somehow, when a known techie utters it, it only enhances their suitability for dealing with the problem.

Beijing's tightening grip on Hong Kong could put region's future as an up-and-coming tech hub in jeopardy

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Re: Anyone remember Spain?

@martinusher - "Hong Kong is part of China. Unlike Catalonia it doesn't even have the historical basis to be an independent state"

It depends what you call an independent state, Kowloon was (reputably) named by the boy Emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty around 1278, when the Empire was just this tiny scrap of land. https://www.scmp.com/magazines/hk-magazine/article/2036314/ask-mr-know-it-all-how-did-kowloon-get-its-name

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Re: Welcome....

@LucreLout - "hopefully without antagonizing China, while giving a choice to the protesters"

Well, I think China feels very antagonised.

As for the protesters, I'm sorry to say there's a bit of a gap... Boris has offered the route to full citizenship for BNO passport holders and their dependents (Good!), but the last BNO was issued in 1997, so anyone under 23 is not a BNO holder, and anyone over 18 is unlikely to still be counted as a dependent. Many of the protesters have been in the young adult age range, and so most likely to be in the gap.

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Re: Welcome....

@J.G.Harston - "We didn't give the expelled Ugandan Asians passports, they *already* *had* british passports, because they were already British."

As were the people of HK, until a new (inferior) class of British citizen was created in 1987.

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Re: "we need clarity on what the laws will involve before we can decide anything"

@PhilipN - To be absolutely accurate, neither of us were in the room when Carrie Lam decided to introduce the extradition bill. The murder in Taiwan was the excuse, but the bill appeared very quickly. It always included the Mainland and Carrie Lam resisted all proposals to change it. My impression was that the bill had been prepared in advance, and they were simply waiting for a case that would get public sympathy. Carrie Lam always denied Mainland involvement in the drafting of the bill, but I can't imagine she would take the initiative to prepare it and keep it secret from them.

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Re: one country two systems agreement

Yes, the concept came from Deng Xiaoping, but after the Joint Declaration was signed, the Basic Law was drafted by a committee of 23 people from Hong Kong and 36 from the Mainland. The Basic Law was promulgated in 1990, two years before Chris Pattern became Governor.

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Re: "we need clarity on what the laws will involve before we can decide anything"

@LucreLout - "This manoeuvre from Beijing is a direct consequence of violent protests last year

I agree, and it will end them just as surely as sending in the tanks did in Tienanmen square all those years ago."

I disagree, this manoeuvre is a response to the large peaceful protests last year, and the overwhelming success of pro-democratic/pro-protest candidates in the District Council elections[1]. There has been violence at some of the protests, but the HK Police can handle a few thousand violent people. It's the millions of non-violent people saying what they want that frightens Beijing.

"If I recall correctly the protests were brought about precisely because Beijing interfered with the HK system making it easier to extradite people to the mainland."

Absolutely correct.

"Tienanmen Square was more than a generation ago, China has changed.

Not so long ago in my memory,"

Ditto. Yes, China was opening up. Then Xi Jinping got the top job and rooted out corruption... coincidentally, his opponents in the Party were all found to be corrupt. Now he's leader for life, a position last held by Chairman Mao.

"The World has changed Xi Jing Ping will NOT want to taint his legacy

Then respectfully he should see that the whole world recognizes China's strength and requires no demonstration of same."

I'm guessing Xi wants his legacy to be China as the only Superpower, restored to its "ancient borders" and all other countries subservient.

"To me this feels like a mistake, but I am not Chinese, nor have I even visited HK, so I'll bow out here with best wishes for all involved to find a peaceful resolution."

I tend to agree its a mistake. I'm not Chinese either, but I live in HK, thanks.

[1] The District Councils don't have a lot of power, they have some budget for local improvements and discuss bus routes and the like. They do elect a block of members to the Election Committee, a topic that would need another footnote. Previously, they've not been hotly contested, and were controlled by pro-establishment councillors. The democrats got their act together and contested every seat at the end of last year, campaigning on the protestor's 5 demands. They won a majority in 17 of the 18 Councils.

Faxing hell: The cops say they would very much like us to stop calling them all the time

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Facepalm

Recently, someone was sending me a document containing a table of colour-coded rows, so they printed it out on a monochrome printer, scanned it into a PDF and sent the PDF as an attachment.

I am astounded by the ingenuity of ignorance.

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@Alan Brown - "the external access code for your PABX should NEVER bear any similarity to the local emergency numbers"

Think of it as a safety feature: you're still likely to get through to the Police when dialing in a panic as an axe murderer breaks down the door to the office and you haven't realised it's a PABX line.

Belief in 5G conspiracy theories goes hand-in-hand with small explosions of rage, paranoia and violence, researchers claim

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Joke

Re: explosions of rage, paranoia and violence

@redpawn - That's not paranoia, we are all out to get you.

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

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Paris Hilton

Re: What used to be a joke has become fact

So Winnie the Pooh game him some advice when they met?

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Windows

Re: Ah IT 'managers'

@spireite - "This is why I don't support family........"

You get a CHOICE?!

How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course!

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Coat

We also called them "dead fly biscuits" in my family, probably more often than "Garibaldi". I've never tried witchety grubs but I once had an unpleasant experience eating a sea cucumber.

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@Claverhouse - "Garibaldi --- a strong contender for biggest bore of the 19th century himself"

But I do like his biscuits.

Windows 10 once more in print condition: Microsoft applies out-of-band fix to Patch Tuesday cock-up

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Windows

Re: At the risk of repeating myself

When I was young, we only had to ask grumpy neighbours for our ball back. Could be a new variant on the old excuse...

"My neighbour's dog ate my homework."

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Pirate

Re: At the risk of repeating myself

@Barry Rueger - "found four different printers, by three manufacturers, in our building"

Were any of those printers yours?

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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Boffin

Re: Spelling

@Lars - "I prefer kilo to kilogram or kilogramme"

So, when you go on a massive walk, do you encounter resistance?

Whose side you on, Nominet? Registry floods .co.uk owners with begging emails to renew unwanted .uk domains

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Windows

Re: Pointless limitations

@doublelayer - "We started with a .com"

Speak for yourself. I started with uk.ac. (yes, big-endian). Even then, there were legends of bang path addressing from the truly ancient.

It could be 'five to ten years' before the world finally drags itself away from IPv4

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Re: Simple solution?

@The man in the pub - "mandate that all devices brought onto the market after a given date only use IPv6"

First, mandate that all ISPs must support IPv6 as a standard (no extra charge) part of their service. If it doesn't include IPv6, you cannot advertise it as an internet service.

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Devil

Premium Service

Out of the ISPs competing for my employer's business, one offers IPv6, but only on their more expensive "Secure DIA Premium Always-On service". The ISPs do charge for fixed IPv4 addresses.

Why do I get the feeling that someone doesn't want to lose a revenue stream?

Developers renew push to get rid of objectionable code terms to make 'the world a tiny bit more welcoming'

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Re: Then, there is Chess...

But the only one that really matters is the King, so 50% pawns, 43.75% middle class and 6.25% kings. And the king is allowed to have up to 9 queens.

Don't panic: An asteroid larger than the Empire State Building is flying past Earth this weekend but we're just fine

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Headmaster

Aten-class?

"a label given to rocks that have a semi-major axis of less than one astronomical unit" - Isn't that all of them? Though a rock larger than 1AU would also be larger than the Empire State Building, so maybe the distinction is important.

Yeah, I could just assume a missing "an orbit with", but where would be the fun in that?

Have I Been Pwned breach report email pwned entire firm's helldesk ticket system

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Headmaster

Re: Now, tell us, Troy

@robidy: Downvoted for using a colon instead of a semicolon. These details matter.

We spent billions building atom smashers – and now boffins think nature's doing the same thing for free?

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Re: The universe is weird, we want a refund

Fig. 3.1 is entertaining, but Fig. 3.2 tells you how to do it!

It's all fun and games until Godzilla arrives.

Beardy Branson’s 747-assisted sat-launcher can’t get it up

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Paris Hilton

Just relax...

Nervousness and excitement can often cause performance issues for V the inexperienced.

Go on, hit Reply All. We dare you. We double dare you. Because Office 365 will defeat your server-slamming ways

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Re: User education

And people wonder why techies ask them, "Have you tried turning it off, throwing it down a coal mine, jumping in after it, asking a friend to fill the coal mine with concrete, and turning it back on again?"

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Re: User education

I find the conversation often goes:

"What does the message say?"

"Something about an error"

"Can you read it exactly?"

"No, I deleted it because it wasn't useful"

Which does, fortunately, avoid the ad infinitum, but can get me told off for shouting at users.

Serial killer spotted on the night train from Newcastle

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Re: Manufacturer???

I noticed that too....

I can't help thinking, if someone shouted, "there's a bomb, take cover" while I was waiting for a bus, I would probably run AWAY from the risk of being shredded by broken glass, not hunker down inside.

I hope they add prominent "bomb shelter" signs.

Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

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@big_D "I always joked it would be replaced by the FFT, I'll leave you to work that out!"

Slow, but intensely pleasurable?

Dumpster diving to revive a crashing NetWare server? It was acceptable in the '90s

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Joke

Re: A long time ago

@Jason Bloomberg - "held in place by a reformed coat hanger"

Is that a coat hanger with a criminal record for hold-ups?

Did you help it to go straight?

Resistance is futile: Some Cisco security appliances are ticking time bombs of fail thanks to faulty resistors

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Re: Have a euphemism on us.

I'm getting "Beware of non-deterministic endpoint behaviour" signs printed to put above the urinals.

Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word

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Dump this modern rubbish...

Documents were so much more artistic when there was no punctuation or vowels, and the margins had paintings of knights jousting snails.

CFAA latest: Supremes to tackle old chestnut of what 'authorized use' of a computer really means in America

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Joke

GDPR?

There's a failure to protect the personal data of the car owner, so the EU should fine the USA for 4% of its global turnover.

Lockdown endgame? There won't be one until the West figures out its approach to contact-tracing apps

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I normally keep Bluetooth off, to preserve battery life.

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Re: Singapore

@devTrail - "Singapore is a tropical country", "the paper says that the virus in hot and dry conditions is less virulent"

Tropical usually means 'hot and humid', and Singapore is a very good example of that.

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

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Re: Proper lash up

Comments are there to confuse and misdirect the unwary.

It's called job security.

Iran military manages to keep a straight face while waggling miracle widget that 'can detect coronavirus from 100m away'

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Paris Hilton

Re: TSA Security Theatre

It could be very effective for the TSA:

1. TSA agents use device to scan passengers

2. Arrest people who laugh at the TSA agents.

Result: the USA has been protected from a dangerous outbreak of intelligence.

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

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Joke

Re: Mindset

@Telwaz - "they dug up Cromwell in order to execute him for treason"

Admit it, you copied that phrase from the dictionary definition of "futile exercise".

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Facepalm

Re: Mindset

I think you've missed the point of "Hello World".

If there's any point in drawing and quartering after shooting, your firing squad needs urgent training.

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Boffin

Re: I'm far from an expert, but I declare this unsolvable

@Pascal Monett - "I declare this unsolvable"

I came to the comments looking for a detailed post from someone with the same problem who:

a) successfully investigated it

b) lists the code for the fix

c) still has the fix running

It's what usually happens around here...

Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet

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Obvious question for the Australian Embassy...

Is that a red or grey adult kangaroo, and male or female... they are sexually dimorphic.

icon - I'm leaving before anyone mentions swallows.

Do you want to be an astronaut when you grow up? Yeah, you and 12,000 others: NASA flooded with folks hoping to visit Moon, Mars

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Re: Merit?

@Dom 3 - "Saying that the next crew to go to the Moon *will* include a woman is prejudice."

I did say that it was a consequence of the discriminatory selection procedure for the Apollo program. If the Artemis program gets as far as putting anyone on the moon, then the probability of one of those being a woman, assuming perfectly non-discriminatory selection, would rapidly approach 1. When 5 people had landed, if none of them were a woman, then most scientists would reject the null hypothesis, "there is no discrimination against women in the selection" at the 95% confidence limit. Most non-scientists would say there's discrimination if the first 2 were men. The selection will be influenced by the political need to "redress the balance" of past discrimination.

"At that level there is still competence vs. incompetence." Well, I'm sure everyone has the occasional bad day. Maybe the training program doesn't accurately reveal the "true merit" of the candidates, but that doesn't change the fact that the decision was made based on the best available measure of the merit of the candidates.

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Merit?

Anyone who completes the training program will be there on merit. What sort of requirement were you imagining that would disqualify half the citizens of America? The Artemis program will, surely, send more than two people in total to the Moon, so, as a consequence of the discriminatory selection procedure for the Apollo program, a woman candidate will become the first woman on the moon.

Unless, of course, China or India get there faster.

Vietnam bans posting fake news online

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Gimp

Can we have a list of "depraved cultural products"?

Asking for a friend...

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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Thumb Up

Re: Sensible idea

I'd like to add my vote to the proposal to send Trump to Alan Shepard's course. However, I do recommend that he should not wear the spacesuit, it'd be far too restrictive for a good swing.

Lost in translation and adrift in cloud storage

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Re: Apparently, "beheerder" means "administrator".

@jonathan keith - 'I was reading it as "beeherder"'

Maybe not so different, they're both difficult jobs, and you're going to get stung!

UK Information Commissioner OKs use of phone data to track coronavirus spread

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Re: Not sure how it can be anonymised

@AC - "They published a handy chart for those who can't be bothered to read:"

Thanks for the chart... but do the rules make sense?

So, the first assumption appears to be that a person only remains infectious for 7 days after they show symptoms... is that true?

Even if that is true, a person can go out again 14 days after the first person in their household shows symptoms. Using the example of Household 2, person D might isolate from the rest of the household, but then contact and become infected from person C on day 19, after they are allowed out. They might not show symptoms for another 13 days, spreading the infection further.

Am I missing something, or is this based on, "well, that's only going to happen in a small percentage of households" wishful thinking?

Hong Kong coronavirus quarantine evaders collared by cops with the help of smartphone-tracking tech

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Not so smart tech

The HK Government has now admitted that the wristband and app does not work as advertised. “If the person only left their place without their phone, there is no signal from the band [triggered],” Lam (Gov. CIO) said. The only point in using the wristband, Lam added, was that a separate smartphone app, which has location-sharing functions, would randomly request scanning of a QR code from the band.

I guess they haven't considered the possibilities of copying the QR code?

After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

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Re: Glad they didn't overthink the process....

@jason_derp - "Ugh! I really hate being reminded"

I'm sorry I triggered that, I tend to agree with your sentiment, my post was just trying to explain the situation, not cause mental trauma.

Comparing Canada and the UK, the UK's suffered under foreign monarchs for a thousand years or more, but we do get tourist dollars... or would, if the borders weren't closed. When we do travel, there's always a suspicion we should be apologising for invasions our ancestors never got to vote about.

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