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Cop who used police system to snoop for info on crook pals sentenced for Computer Misuse Act offenses

Mark #255

Re: I'm shocked

Subscribing members of those parties (ok, I'm not sure about the MRL party) get voting rights on the party leader.

What does chipping in money to Nigel commodities trader man-of-the-people Farage's company-limited-by-guarantee get you? A say in ⅜ of the board, but ½ the board is appointed by the leader (who's the final ⅛ of the board).

Anthropic’s Claude escaped test sandbox to attack three organizations

Mark #255

Re: Lawsuits

This will be how we can tell if it's a PR stunt or real - whether they get any lawsuits served on them.

Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine

Mark #255
Headmaster

did the login work?

We're not told whether the displayed user name/password combination actually logged you into the machine...

"I've set up your new laptop, it's on your desk. The user name and password are on a sticker underneath, make sure you change the password ASAP."

Google meets the neighbors and gets both barrels over its new UK datacenter

Mark #255
Headmaster

Re: Scunthorpe

I think the gunners might want a word...

BOFH: Cross-department AI pitches are easier to swallow with a pint in hand

Mark #255
Thumb Up

"It's nothing to do with witches"

I see that Mr Travaglia is another fan of The Naked Week!

Companies are not looking before they're leaping into the AI playpen

Mark #255
Facepalm

83% of pioneers have had AI incidents

Yes, 97% is clown-shoes territory, but invert that "17% of pioneers (say they) haven't had an AI cock-up" to 83% have, and it's not looking hugely better.

Pioneers, you're picking up a 6-sided die and betting you'll roll a 6.

Windows 11 turns five, leaving some important lessons for Microsoft

Mark #255

Re: Explorer context menu

There is a regedit "script" that restores the old (Win10) context menu - it sets a value on a CLSID key.

(Finding the correct script is left as an exercise for the reader; usual regedit caveats apply)

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

Mark #255

I was driving a hire car yesterday with one of those systems...

Except it frequently misread speeds (at one point it asked if I wanted to set the cruise control to 80mph!), missed derestricted signs, and generally made me wish I was driving my own car (which also reads speed limit signs, but merely displays them on the dash, and has a much better rate of reading the numbers correctly).

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

Mark #255

We have a couple of battery chargers with LEDs - I only found out that they were two-colour because I complained that there was no way to see if the cells were charged* and my wife replied that yes, there was!

* I made a mental note of when I set them charging and returned after the requisite time period.

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

Mark #255

Re: The well-known name ranking

That's rather optimistic, believing that the price rise is going to be less than 4x

California may let Linux bypass age check

Mark #255

Re: One response: Strike.

Indeed - my kid got one several months before their 17th birthday (so they could have a driving lesson on public roads on their birthday)

Frustrated franchisee sues Pizza Hut over crappy kitchen AI

Mark #255

Re: AI?

If you scroll one screen down the Dragontail website you'll find it described as "true AI throughout".

I think it's entirely reasonable for El Reg to call it AI if both the plaintiff and the makers of the software under scrutiny describe it thusly.

Google's AI-enabled mouse pointer understands 'this' and 'that'

Mark #255
Terminator

"meeting you where you work"

And all that extra data to hoover up and send back to base is just a side-bonus for Google, I guess

Britain gives Rolls-Royce the nod to sketch out its mini reactor future

Mark #255

Re: No info on the technology?

There's an embarrassment of documents available...

UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work

Mark #255

Please don't whitewash Blunkett out of this...

Google Cloud suspended customer's account three times, for three different reasons

Mark #255

Re: I don't even trust Google with basic email

The most recent ham/spam mix-up I had was when I submitted a ticket to my email hosting provider. Google decided that the emails from the provider's ticketing system were spam, and it took me a few hours to realise where the messages were going, and that my issue was being fixed.

Australia sues Microsoft for misleading M365 users about Copilot subscription options

Mark #255

Re: A special offer for deceived Office 365 customers

Your first sentence applies equally to Office 362.5 (you've paid a subscription, not signed a contract).

And of course, you could pay a developer to modify LO, if it was that important to you.

AI boffins teach office supplies to predict your next move

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staplers...

Back when my wife was a teacher, stapling was needed in batches of 30+. And the required automation wasn't the stapler scurrying to the middle of the desk, under the harsh glare of the fluorescent tubes, but doing the actual stapling.

She had a battery-powered motorised stapler, which didn't need an internet connection, or cameras/microphones to stalk, erm, monetise, erm allow the Benevolent AI Overlords to seamlessly assist you for a not-at-all-eyewatering monthly fee (24 month contract terms apply)

UK's digital hospital plan meets analog reality check

Mark #255

Our GP has this already

I can only comment as a patient, but being able to send a message through the NHS app to our GP surgery has made getting medical help so much easier for me.

I can think, and set out in writing what the problem is, what I've tried, what I'd like to happen, when I'm free, etc.

And at some point later in the day my phone goes *ping* with an appointment, or a prescription, or a doctor phones me for a discussion.

Clearly, it's going to be more useful for some things than others, but if I'm not cluttering up the waiting room/car park for a "meeting that could have been remote/an email", this helps everyone else too.

GitHub CEO: Future devs will not code, they will manage AI

Mark #255

Re: If future devs "will not code"...

An analogy I've recently seen:

Using AI to learn (assuming it's getting it right) is like going to the gym and lifting weights with a forklift.

How to find forgotten Wi-Fi passwords and SSIDs in Windows and Android

Mark #255

Re: You can, though it's well hidden

If keith_w's phone is like mine, its One UI version (on Android 13) will be ~5, and lacking in its ability to show these passwords.

(Or it's possible that a Samsung Account is needed, but I'm not getting one to find out)

AI models just don't understand what they're talking about

Mark #255

Re: Cited LLM test invalid?

Reading the preprint, after the LLM has failed to provide a rhyming word, it is asked if "out" rhymes with "soft", and it correctly identifies that it doesn't.

So no, the LLM can correctly indicate whether words rhyme, but it can't string together a correctly rhyming stanza.

Don't shoot me, I'm only the system administrator!

Mark #255

Land of the Free - to be shot

Every time I read an account like this, I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I don't live in a country where the first instinct of emergency responders is to try and kill anything slightly out of the ordinary

Estimating AI energy usage is fiendishly hard – but this report took a shot

Mark #255

Re: Five second video equals 38 miles on an ebike?

"38 miles on an e-bike" is a fairly nebulous value.

My e-bike does around 38 miles on a single charge, but it has a 250Wh battery (0.9MJ).

Their 3.4MJ would get me almost 4 charges, over 140 miles.

Dilettante dev wrote rubbish, left no logs, and had no idea why his app wasn't working

Mark #255
Boffin

Re: Divers log

A British pint is 20 fluid ounces, a US pint is 16 fluid ounces.

But beware, a British fluid ounce is 28.41ml (the volume of an ounce of water); a US fluid ounce is 29.57ml, a 4% difference.

US Copyright Office found AI companies sometimes breach copyright. Next day its boss was fired

Mark #255

I point you towards Muphry's Law

Paul McCartney, Elton John, other creatives demand AI comes clean on scraping

Mark #255
Facepalm

Re: Do it your way

absolutely, I say they should publish a silent album from 1000 artists. That'll make the news.

Open Document Format turns 20, but Microsoft Office still reigns supreme

Mark #255
Angel

Re: That UK Gov Manadate thing

What?

LibreOffice for Macs is absolutely available.

You can even pay £9 to get it from Apple's app store.

As for iPads, there's Collabora Office. Their Android version is fine.

Users hated a new app – maybe so much they filed a fake support call

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Mitigations are available, though. I can display it on a big 4k TV for planning purposes. And in the field, my phone* has several advantages over a paper map: it's more weatherproof, it doesn't blow away in a gale, and it has a very useful you-are-here dot.

* BTW, it's really hard to get a phone screen under 6 inches - the last one I had measuring 4 inches was from 2011!

OK, Google: Are you killing Assistant and replacing it with Gemini?

Mark #255

In-car use?

Android Auto only accepts voice input while the vehicle is moving. Requiring a subscription for that might (one hopes) raise eyebrows at consumer rights regulators...

Cheap 'n' simple sign trickery will bamboozle self-driving cars, fresh research claims

Mark #255

"last week^h^h^h^h decade it was a 60"

A few years ago I was driving a hired Passat, with a fancy-pants "smart" cruise control which was supposedly linked to a front-facing camera that could read speed limit signs, but clearly had a "back-up" database, woefully out of date.

One section of road had been changed from derestricted to 40 about 10 years before. The Passat got to that point and deployed the loud pedal, despite the 40 repeater sign and the stream of cars in front of me.

Microsoft tells abandoned Publisher fans to just use Word and hope for the best

Mark #255

Re: LO Draw

Apparently LO Writer can do that.

Mark #255

LO Draw

Libre Office Draw is what I've always used. I did conference posters, at not-quite-A0 size, over a decade ago, and was tech support when my wife needed the same a couple of years back.

They've even got text flowing within arbitrary shapes now (not that I ever wanted that...)

Why users still couldn't care less about Windows 11

Mark #255

Presumably people who want to rearrange the taskbar sit almost completely in the Venn circle of people who have switched off telemetry...

Mark #255

Re: There is no reason for Windows 11

We have half a dozen rugged Dell laptops (carry handle, corner protection, and IP-enough to survive an English shower), from around 2017. They're all still perfectly functional, but only one is young enough to meet Win11 requirements.

I can't see the request to spend ~£10k replacing the five older ones going down well...

Microsoft vet laments a world where even toothbrushes need reboots

Mark #255

Re: The term bootstrapping, or booting for short ...

I have vague memories of a novel (possibly Alistair MacLean?) where the protagonist had a fall while rock climbing, and ended up dangling in free air at the end of the rope, due to an overhang. He boot-strapped back up the rope to eventually regain the cliff face to continue his climb.

AI revoir, Lucie: France's answer to ChatGPT paused after faux pas overdrive

Mark #255

Re: What is a language model without knowledge?

I'm reminded of the (in?)famous sentence:

"Colorless* green ideas sleep furiously"

* Chomsky is American, so I'll keep his spelling

Garmin pulls a CrowdStrike, turns smartwatches into fancy bracelets

Mark #255

The point of the smart watch is (supposedly) that it does the counting for you.

Grrrr.

Words alone won't get the stars and stripes to Mars

Mark #255

Re: "serious radiation for weeks if not months on the round trip"

1m/s² (which is about what trains aim for) for 3 million seconds (or just shy of 35 days).

Hulk smash Musk and Zuck! Actor Mark Ruffalo and non-billionaire pals back network tech underpinning Bluesky

Mark #255
Facepalm

Re: Nobody's mentioning the Mastodon in the room

Mastodon is mentioned only in passing, and nowhere does the (fine) article provide any counterpoint to the AT press release.

To reiterate: Mastodon/ActivityPub does all this already; but Free Our Feeds is apparently suffering from NIH.

Tesla recalls 239,382 vehicles over rearview camera problems

Mark #255

A while ago Audi would sell you an e-tron with cameras instead of wing mirrors, but I haven't seen them recently.

Many HGVs on the roads in the UK have tiny wing cameras instead of mirrors.

Having done several trips to the tip (sorry, Household Waste Recycling Centre) last week with the rear view through the car blocked by a huge bag of brambles etc, it was slightly surprising how much I missed being able to see behind me.

Short-lived bling, dumb smart things, and more: The worst in show from CES 2025

Mark #255

Re: Nobody asked for this...

I checked our Kobo account, it now stands at over 500 titles; we don't have enough space in the house for the extra bookshelves that would be required.

Fortunately there are certain Calibre plugins that enable one to ensure there's a local copy available, should anything untoward happen to the Other Entity's Servers that provide the convenience...

Mark #255

Re: Map software

Some map software on phones/tablets is excellent, away from Google.

OSMand+ is amazing (over a decade ago I bought both the software and its contour plugin in a sale for about £12.

It shows you contours and/or hillshading; you can plan routes (with on-device path-finding) just by tapping points along the way, then export GPX files to a smart watch, or use them on the phone.

About 10 years ago I climbed Ben Nevis and found it invaluable; even though it was June, there was snow at the top, and then low cloud meant that visibility was maybe 15m, so the last section to the summit was phone out, making sure I didn't stray from the (invisible) path.

And last year, building up to my first 100km cycle ride, it was incredibly useful to be able to plot a series of steadily lengthening cycle routes, send them to my watch, and have the Garmin software on the phone call out directions from the bottom of the handlebar bag.

John Deere boasts driverless fleet - who needs operators, anyway?

Mark #255

Re: As a farmer/rancher ...

mayham, noun:

Unexpected pig in the combine harvester

HMD Fusion: A budget repairable smartphone with modular flair

Mark #255
Mushroom

nanny-ing software

The issue I have with HMD's output is its approach to what it thinks should be running on your phone/tablet.

I have an HMD tablet, and SWMBO has a phone, and Signal, and media apps get closed/suspended in the background, so messages don't arrive reliably for her, and I can't set an album playing without it cutting out after 10 minutes or so.

And yes, I have changed the battery management setting to the least restrictive mode for all apps mentioned; but HMD [thinks it] knows better.

Techie fluked a fix and found himself the abusive boss's best friend

Mark #255

Re: Close enough

I've written memory management code for a real project just once, and even I know that reallocations to increase pool size should go geometrically (so if 50 kB isn't enough, allocate 100 kB, then 200 kB, etc)

We can clone you wholesale: Boffins build ML agents that respond like specific people

Mark #255

poor odds

So it's a D&D game where every turn you roll a D6, and if you roll a 1, some random person gets to decide what "you" would do.

I wouldn't want that in a game, let alone anything important enough in real life that had my name attached to it.

The horror that is VHS revived for horror movie release

Mark #255

DVD rot

DVD rot is a thing, and I've lost a couple of discs to it.

It's often a manufacturing issue, so one title I have is notoriously prone: both the original disc and its replacement (bought shrink-wrapped from a reputable place) have visible degradation of the metallic layer.

Fortunately I was able to rip the disc using a solution found online: immerse the disc in a detergent solution, dry it and immediately rip, before the water dries out from the metal layer.

This works because the cause of the DVD rot in this case was a lack of sealing at the edge of the disc; over time, the metal layer corrodes. The detergent solution allows water to penetrate, which (briefly) gives sufficient reflection of the laser beam. However, long-term this just accelerates the rot, hence the requirement to rip the disc: the procedure preserves the data, not the physical disc.

Brits hate how big tech handles their data, but can't be bothered to do much about it

Mark #255

Re: Time to mention Consent-o-Matic again

I came here to mention this - there are versions for Chrome and Firefox (even works on Firefox mobile!)

Three, Voda promise £10-a-month or below mobile tariffs in bid to sway CMA on merger

Mark #255

Re: Chancers

retail mobile tariffs at £10 or below for at least two years after their proposed merger

Yes, I read that and was reminded of the scene in Maverick where Mel Gibson's character sits down at a table to play cards, promising he won't win a hand for the first hour.

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