* Posts by John 23

4 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Gov targets boozers as Manc ID card scheme launches

John 23

He used it to get out of the UK...

...we can only hope that Immigration aren't up to date with reading their memos and refuse to let him back in for not having a valid passport.

Scotland Yard criticised over raid on Parliament

John 23
Paris Hilton

Arrest everybody

@AC - "arrest everybody, some of them must be guilty of something"

Plus, what better way to populate a DNA database?

"Sorry, sir, you're free to go, but before you do, we just need to take a DNA sample..."

Paris because she's probably sampled a bit of DNA... but did she swallow the evidence?

NASA takes stick over feet and inches

John 23

@Bassey

"You order bricks/sand/gravel by the yard.

[snip]... To say the UK is "mostly metric" is utter bollocks. Schools, yes. Science, maybe. Engineering, medicine and real life - no way."

The UK construction industry has been working in metric units since the 70's. Almost everything is supplied in metric sizes - allbeit based loosely on the old imperial dimensions (and those which are supplied in imperial sizes are generally for compatibility with older buildings) :

Bricks: 215 x 65 x 102.5mm

Concrete: m³

Bulk aggregates: tonnes

Bagged aggregate / cement: kg

etc

Timber is generally referred to as the "old" sizes (eg 3 x 2), but it is supplied to metric dimensions and it's not uncommon to ask for 2.4m lengths of 3 x 2...

Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

John 23
Paris Hilton

If MP's..

...are expected to sign up ban net porn, where will they get their porn from, given it's frowned upon to claim for it on expenses?

Paris... because she knows a bit about net porn.