* Posts by Michael 82

65 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

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Proles told to get online to save economy

Michael 82
FAIL

.....a few thoughts

Having internet access in 1999 was then rare and even my mates where impressed when I announced that I had internet access (even if then it was only dial-up used for mid night sessions of R6:RS). Its now changed so much that the government want everyone on there, just in case those without are missing something... that being internet shopping / farcebook and twatter.. whoppee doo....

Does that mean soon that those without... can claim a 'Broadband Benefit' to top up their housing/council tax/income support/unemployment benefit at further cost to the taxpayer? And how they going to means test it?

Quite clearly those without means to access the net either wont want it or dont need it.

New antimatter atomsmashers 'may destroy themselves'

Michael 82
Coat

@ scary

If you've played Half-Life - You know what happens afterwards..

Mines the one with the HEV badge on it

Custard Creams can kill: Official

Michael 82
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Big lols!

I dunno about anyone else but I cant get the "two pints" biscuit song outta my head!

73% of Brits too shagged for a shag

Michael 82
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"Our survey said"

Out of 2000 surveys requested only 85% of the survey came back incomplete...

"cause we just couldnt be arsed!"

;)

German boffins create 'flight simulator for flies'

Michael 82
WTF?

ah.. but can...

THEY play Crysis on it??????

I for one welcome our small annoying VR trained flying overlords!

McKinnon loses judicial review

Michael 82
FAIL

Had he..

... had actually found real evidence of UFO's, ET and the rest. It would be an entirely different story and humankind would be different.. But no he didnt get real evidence so here we are... Just do the time, he got caught and we are no better off for his effort..

CIA will probably give him a job when he gets over there any how.. Keeping your enemies closer and all that jazz.....

To the Moon - with extreme engineering

Michael 82
FAIL

Yes, we are going backwards

And it was the great Jeremy Clarkson who predicted this towards the end of his series "speed about 10years ago! As cars and planes are getting slower and slower.....

Nissan to build e-car batteries in Blighty

Michael 82
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100 mile range!

only 100 mile range!?! I need 300 in an ideal world!

Mines the one with the Dr Fusion in the pocket!

Apollo 11 vets urge Mars mission

Michael 82
FAIL

All up for mars

but its the impatientness of waiting 2yrs to get there and back again! In that time you will need food, water etc...

I think we need to invent Warp drive first!

BT brings jobs back from India

Michael 82
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Agreed with comment below

"I think the Government should impliment an Offshore Tax against companies that offshore UK jobs to India. They are losing taxes because of this and we need these taxes to fill in the massive debt GB and NuLabour has put us in".

Only thing is that Gordo and his pals only care about the big businesses and not the UK Public so this will never get through to lords and then you have the fee taking crims who will then take another fee to prevent/delete said items from the bill anyway

This Countries f***ed

California skateboard dude swipes Reg logo

Michael 82
Pirate

Sue sue sue em!

Sue, sue, sue, sue, sue em! ...blatant copyright infringement!!!

Long wait for health records

Michael 82
FAIL

if this is the system that my Doctors have just rolled out?

Then it will be 2014 or 2015 till I can book an appointment as its too damn slow for the receptionist?

NASA promises 'greatly improved' Moon landing footage

Michael 82
FAIL

Cant wait to see...

the cgi green alien walking around in the background! lol

Microsoft to bomb Europe with IE-free Windows 7

Michael 82
Coat

Another reason

why I hate being part of the EU. Total b0ll0ck$

18 different versions! WTF!!?!!

Just provide an option to uninstall IE8 and the EU should be happy with that,afterall its the customers choice!

Mines the one with the UKIP membership card in the pocket

Mars projected to collide with Earth

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Here comes Hollywood!

Ah wait no! "When Worlds Collide" comes to mind.. Ah but wait Hollywood are remaking alot of classics badly... Bugger... there goes another one!

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