* Posts by mrweekender

167 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

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Microsoft offers EU choice on Windows browsers

mrweekender
FAIL

Really?

Aww shucks, gee thanks Mr Ballmer. Actually I've got OS X because your last operating system was a complete bunch off arse and as a result of purchasing it I felt like I'd had my wallet raped. So please forgive me when I say - go fuck yourself!

Microsoft airbrushes anti-Apple ad

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FAIL

@ DeFex

"fact" if you are stupid enough to get viruses on windows. get a mac. its like a bike with training wheels, but you cant take them off.

Really, actually the analogy is more like:

I have an Apple car with doors to stop my children falling out because it's a fucking safety requirement that has been worked out due to the known dangers of traveling at high speed.

You can choose not to have the doors on your Micro$oft car. However because the way your car is constructed you really need that security. Hang on you now have to pay extra for the doors because it's not been added as standard but I'm afraid you'll have to get someone else to provide you with those doors because Micro$oft don't actually make them.

Makes perfect sense to me..... they give you the illusion of choice where no choice is required and then allow someone to make even more money out of you.

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Flame

Whoppers!

@ Charles King - Ah yes the old 'I'll pretend I have one to try to give more weight to my argument' pile of paid Micro$oft horse shit.

FACT - OS X is more secure than Windows - no fucking argument.

Viruses written for Windows - well over 100,000, viruses written for OS X - just over 200. The bullshit that you Micro$oft promoters peddle is that if Apples market share was as bigger then there would be just as many viruses. Apple market share around 15% and 15% of 100,000 = 15,000 viruses. What a bunch of consistently misinforming, useless, parasitic twats you are!

@AC 19:23 - FACT - I'd rather have a MacBook than a fucking ACER because ACER's are shit, Windows Vista is shit and everyone knows it. Acer also have one of the poorest customer care records of any IT equipment producer in the whole world. Honesty is the best policy or we'll just make you look like first class wankers every time.

Cops and ISP in paedophile data mix up

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WTF?

Very unfortunate mixup!?

Is that all they've got to say the fucking arse holes. Sack the useless bastard/bastards that made the error right now. This is a very, very serious crime to be accused of and persons in this role should check and double check their information. If they don't understand the process get fucking rid of them immediately!

Amiga Forever updated for Windows 7

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WTF?

WTF...

...Sam Dicker, Bob Burns, Jay Miner and Dale Luck. Is it me or do these all sound like cowboy characters in some really cheesy western. Also, Sam Dicker must have taken some serious crap at school for his name. Sorry guys.

Oh yeah @ AC 12:15 - More software than Mac OS? What the hell are you talkin' about, clearly you need to wipe that big lump of Ballmers shit off your nose.

Conviction overturned in MySpace suicide case

mrweekender
Grenade

With any luck...

...someone will mount the pavement in their RV and mow the evil cow down - well if she can do it why can't I?

Windows 7 free upgrade generosity hits limits

mrweekender
Megaphone

Erm...

...WAKE UP! For fuck sake stop whining and just don't buy Windows 7. Yes Microsoft is out to rip you off, once again - oh no who'd have thought that would happen!?.

Therefore buy a frigging Mac or install Linux instead. Problem sorted.

Huawei's Android touchphone details revealed

mrweekender
Stop

Forgive my technical opinion...

...but that's shite! Standards please, for fucksake!

iPhone 3.0 - born on schedule...

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Thumb Up

Update...

...all good here. Liking the new options - nice one Apple.

Microsoft fans call for Opera boycott

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Stop

Microsoft fans?

Honestly, if you're a "fan" of a software company you need to get a fucking life and perhaps try to have sex once in a while.

Also, Microsoft have been treated like any company that has used unfair and unlawful business practices, so stop your fucking bleating.

iPhone owners are superior beings, says survey

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Happy

Ahhhh...

...smug mode...

Microsoft plays recession card with Novell

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Stop

Yeah...

...smells like the usual Ballmer bullshit. Microsoft is now misfiring allover the place, shutting down products, cutting back on staff, backing Linux based projects etc, etc. Strikes me as this aint just about a recession, people are getting wise and Microsoft are getting very worried.

Microsoft to bomb Europe with IE-free Windows 7

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Alert

18 versions....

....holy crap, have Microsoft finally blown 'em? lol! The CONFUSION starts now....

Junior astronomer spots junior supernova

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Coat

Shouldn't she...

...be on the park with the other hoodies drinking cider and causing mayhem? I don't know the educated youth of today!

Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

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Paris Hilton

Hmmm...

...won't "people" just find a way to circumvent the filtering? Lets face it those that really want to look at porn will probably find a way to look at porn, be it on the net or in a magazine, etc, etc. Education is the way forward, not heavy handed, big brother, dictatorial solutions.

Also how could the government ever back this policy when members of their own cabinet have been known to indulge.

Paris, cause she likes to star......so I've heard.

Snow Leopard kisses ZFS bye-bye

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Stop

Re: Apple and Server in the same...

...dude? Seriously, where the fuck have you been for the last 4 years!

iPhone reigns at Apple design awards

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Stop

@AC 11:30 - less than 10%....

....yeah ok no history lessons here but we all know why Microsoft has the majority and it's nothing to do with how good it's software is.

Getting nowhere fast - I think you'll find sales figures disagree. More and more educational establishments are integrating more and more Apple hardware (and Linux OS's) into their plans. That's most certainly a good sign of the changes now taking place. The general public are losing confidence in Microsoft. From conversations I have on a regular basis they are sick to death of the daily hassles they have to put up with and the uncertainties surrounding the new releases and they just want out. Apple are providing decent, reliable alternative whether the Microsoft fanbois want to accept it or not.

Finally, lets face it the phrase "iPhone killer" wasn't coined to describe a product that is classed by those in the industry as a fail.

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