* Posts by Shaun 2

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Asus: We are NOT killing off Transformer Prime

Shaun 2

What's the problem?

I spoke to my Misco account manager a few weeks back to determine expected availability, got a phone call on Thursday to say they were in, and three arrived on Friday.

Fantastic bit of kit - My iPad has started collecting dust already.

Star Trek tractor beam to save Earth from asteroid Armageddon

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In the words of jack O'Neil - "I've seen this movie... it hits Paris."

Surely rather than deflecting, we should look at slowing/speeding up the object, so that it either misses us, or hit the moon? We're a pretty small, moving target......

Snake slides back onto Nokia smartphones

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I'm enjoying the choice of old Nokias in the iPhone version, while the missus plays on the free Android version. Strange these were not mentioned in the article..........

2012 Games Preview

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Daedric Armour

Why is it going to take a month to get your Daedric armour? Complete the Dawnstar Museum quest to get 4 respawning daedrics (therefore daedra hearts) every 7 days, and some respawning ebony. Nip over to Gloombound mine and get enough ebony to craft a full set of armour and most of the weapons. Wait 30 days and the mine replenishes, and you can make some more.......

A month - Pah - I did it in a day, and that included making 500+ iron daggers to level up my smithing :)

The next Steve Jobs is: Kanye West

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*Their

Google's Siri-a-like to be named 'Majel' after Trek actress

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Is this just for ICS, or will older phones get it?

NetWare-Linux love child turned up to 11

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Happy

Still happily running 25 Netware 6.5 servers over here. We tried OES last year for Zen11, but will be sticking with Zen7 on 6.5 for our production environment for a bit longer.

6.5 virtualises beautifully on VMWare, as mentioned is rock solid, and I doubt we'll ever stop using it while I'm still here.

I would like to have a play with Directory Services to make the client logins more transparent. I think we'll wait for OES11.

Samsung imagines see-through bendy tablet of the future

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Terminator

Looks useful for determining the exact location of the robot dog that is hunting you down on mars.......

Assange: 'iPhone, BlackBerry, Gmail users - you're all screwed'

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I thought Lemiwinks had dealt with this nonsense!

BMW, Fiat join Connected Car Consortium

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Why no Bluetooth?

I get in the car, phone pairs with my Sony stereo, and I can make calls and listen to music. Works with both my iPhone and my Android phone.

Bluetooth works quite nicely.

We need to talk about desktop virt

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Happy

I'm the network admin for a school. We're currently happily running 70-100 VDIs (depending on the time of day), and will be going full scale up to 600 next summer.

For us, storage was the biggest pain. We tried running our trial VDI's alongside our servers, and quickly ran out of IO. We splashed some cash on two new SANs with a TB of Cache and Dedupe, and are happily outperforming our fat clients. Login times are now ~ 1 minute as opposed to 2 mins+.

For VDI get your numbers right. There's a good tool called Quest VDI Assessment. Run that on as many desktops as you can, and it will tell you your average and peak disk IO, memory and CPU. After that it's just a case of doing your sums, planning for some failover and buying some new toys.

We're now looking at Samsung PCoIP thin clients. So far very good, and have just watched the Matrix full screen streamed from one of our virtual servers.

Would you spend $300m to save 6ms?

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Nice to see the Reg ignoring it's own perfectly reasonable analysis of the Cern data, and using the Daily Mail's idiot friendly "science broke, Einstein an idiot" report as a base for it's future tech reports.

Faster-than-light back with surprising CERN discovery

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Happy

So neutrinos can be fired through solid rock slightly faster than light and be detected at the other end? How long before I can start using this tech for my broadband?

Microsoft merges Windows 8 with Xbox Live

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Google for either the FragFX or Eagle Eye controllers. Both work pretty well.

Place your data centre in a handy container

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WTF?

C130?

Since when can you fit five containers in a C130?

VMware backs down on vSphere 5 virtual memory tax

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Happy

yay!

Victory!

Virtualisation soaks up corporate IT love

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Licensing

When is El Reg planning to start criticizing VSphere 5's new licensing model?

Virgin Media blames Activision for Call of Duty lag problems

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Mushroom

lol

BLOPS running fine on my PS3 with Virgin 50Mb..........

VMware moves vSphere 5.0 to launch pad

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I want that one!

Desktop virt: Licence to bamboozle?

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Um..........

Is it just me, or do most of these problems go away if you just don't use Microsoft servers........

Counter-Strike gamers explore bin Laden bag site

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Grenade

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Hell yeah - Still a great game, and far more rewarding for good players than CoD........

Star Wars: From dream sci-fi bride to perfect Blu-ray wife

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lol

well that appears to have died within the first two minutes :)

Pillar pillages SPC-1 benchmark

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Timely

I'm just trying to decide between a FAS3210 and a V7000 for our VDI project.......... Flashcache vs Easytier...............

They look pretty well matched in the SPC-1E benches, but the VStorage API support tips things in NetApp's favour.

Storage is complicated!

MythBusters: Savage and Hyneman detonate truthiness

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Um..........

The Hitler Bunker episode aired in the States last year, so we didn't get it first..........

Sony threatens to ban PS3 jailbreakers from network

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Thumb Up

About time......

If I want to play with Linux, I'll do it on a PC - You can pick one up for a lot less than the cost of a PS3.

If I want to play online games in a hack free environment, then the PS3 was pretty much the only option. I stopped playing CoD back in November - Not because of the press about aimbots etc, but because GT5 was released. Now I've almost got to platinum on that, I'm glad that Sony has finally had the balls to take the only sensible action.

I can however, see this getting a lot messier before it gets finally resolved.......................

VMware Go promoted to Pro

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Eh?

@AC - You're thinking of VMware Server - ESXi is a proper bare metal hypervisor, so no windows installation is required. You do need a windows workstation to install the vsphere client so you can manage the thing, but that can always be virtualized once you're up and running :)

ESXi is great at home - good way of reusing some old hardware. Not quite sure why anyone would want patch and asset management at home.......

SMB's may want it, but I think a WSUS server would probably be a better investment (especially if it's virtualized), and asset management for most SMB's can be done manually...........

Dual flash and disk desktops

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Happy

Why?

It's a PC - Unless you've bought something tiny to fit under the telly, it's going to have room, power and ports for multiple drives. Why would you buy a 120GB SSD/Spinny disk, when you could get a nice SSD to boot from and a 2TB drive for storage.......

Hell - you could get yourself a nice 8 port Areca SAS card with a gig of cache, 4 SSD's and 4 SAS drives, and be a very happy bunny - But few people are that silly................. :)

Shut up, Spock! How Battlestar Galactica beat Trek babble

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Good article

Good article.

Nice to hear there's some more proper BSG on the way. Caprica has lost some momentum after the stupid mid-season break.........

I'm now off to find which Voyager Episodes Ron Moore wrote........

Novell breakup and sale imminent, says report

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About time......

It's about time they got rid of bloody SUSE.

Does this mean I'll soon be getting Netware 7?

Physical vs virtual: What's your poison?

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Untitled

Eggs in one basket - Simple - You get 6 new servers with 24x7 4 hour response warranties, ideally with predictive failure so that the engineer is on site before you know there's a problem, and you make sure you have enough capacity in the system to cope with a server being down to work on...........

You want an enterprise level VDI solution without spending any money - You've highlighted a load of "Problems" which have already been solved with existing software.

The money from the overpriced software and new servers for that matter comes from the long term savings. Our VDI deployment starts this September. From then, the 90K we currently spend every year on replacing 20% of our desktops goes towards the VDI project. After 3-5 years most of that money will go elsewhere, leaving us enough to replace/add servers as needed and buy the odd thin client.

Look at the long term gains, and it's a fairly easy sell.

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Badgers

WTF?

Simple answer to all of the highlighted "problems" - VShpere Enterprise with the View Premier Addon. That gives you HA+VMotion for your host reliability worries, DRS+DPM for load balancing and out of hours power saving, and View Composer so you only need to run the number of VDI's you need..................

Oh - and turn off power saving on your VDI's and tell them to reboot after a BSOD.

As far as 6 shiney new servers vs all your old kit - Per CPU license costs do help justify buying the shiney new servers............

'Draw Mohammed' page removed from Facebook

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Gates Horns

Um..........

I think you'll find that the Qur'an says that Muslims shouldn't depict Mohammed. It's not a rule that applies to non-Muslims.

People will always look for something to be offended by. I'm pretty sure that most of the people who complained about this, only complained because a news story incorrectly reported that they should be offended about it...........

This isn't a dig at Islam - All religions attract nutjobs. But it would be nice to see some Muslim leaders on the news saying "Who cares - if people want to try and #### us off by doing silly drawings, then that says more about them than us........"

I'm off to eat a bacon sandwich, and hope a religious nutjob doesn't take offense........

IBM freshens up System x servers

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Topical

I was looking at these at Southbank yesterday. Impressive bits of kit.

AMD ATI Radeon HD 5970 two-GPU graphics card

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Unhappy

If only they were available..........

I've had an XFX 5970 Black edition on order for a month now - The availability date keeps moving.

Currently looking at the 16th December for delivery - will just have to wait and see.

Looking forward to ditching my two 9800 GX2's which draw close to 300W each at idle!

Honda designs mainstream e-bikes

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@swaygeo

Sounds win-win to me - it's green, and it has the potential to kill/injure a few of those #*$%£## bikers who seem to think it's their god given right to overtake at 90 on the inside and swear at anyone who dares pull in on them even when they were quite clearly indicating..............

Anyway :)

Interesting idea of a two wheel drive bike - would certainly make cornering more interesting :)

Samsung Tocco Lite budget touchscreen phone

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It's OK

I signed up to a new Vodafone contract last week, and got myself the Samsung Jet. I got the to throw in the Pink Tocco Lite for the missus, and I got some major brownie points for it :)

If it had 3G it would have been perfect - I can understand why they ditched wifi, but 3G really cripples a lot of the phone's features.

It handles calls well, the interface is intuative, reasonably quick and stable, and the qwerty keyboard option is very good - Even for my fat thumbs.

Overall, it is a good cheap phone - It's just a shame that it was clearly designed well by a decent engineer before having 3G and WiFi removed by an accountant..........

MSI Wind Top AE1900

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Interesting..............

Would make a nice thin client if they ditched the touchscreen, and added a vesa mount option...........

Amazon eyes wander as Royal Mail strike looms

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What ever happened to...........

What ever happened to tampering with the royal mail being a capital offence punishable by beheading??????

Bring it back - that'll sort the men from the whingy girls..............

Super Micro gets dense with blades

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But how noisy is it?

I had my head in the back of an IBM blade yesterday - damned thing was quieter than my home PC.

The 3u Supermicro chassis I bought a month ago could wake the dead.........................

Pull the plug on Pandas, declares BBC man

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Coat

Where's John Clark when you need him?

Think we'd best call in Rainbow before this nutter starts to mix Ebola with Cancer cells................

....... Mines the one with the Clancy book in the pocket..........

BOFH: Trussssst in me

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Pint

Meh

I miss the Etherkiller - Half bricks are so uninspiring............

Anyway - Does the BOFH now take school holidays? It's been ages since I was inspired to kill some end users and go to the Pub...................

250GB PS3 Slim rumoured

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Paris Hilton

Or.............

For £40 you can get a 320GB 2.5" drive from Dabs/Scan/Misco/Aria/Amazon etc...................

Hell - There's a Samsung 500GB 2.5" drive for ~£55.

Sony needs to stop messing around, and put a decent capacity drive in the PS3 for a reasonable amount of money. In the mean time, buy the cheapest model you can find and upgrade yourself - it's only a couple of screws............

Paris - cos she could cope with a couple of screws................................ Sorry

UK DVD sales plunge...

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Coat

I'm still buying........................

I download movies from interweb - if I like em, I buy em (Wjhich is about 90% of them as I check IMDB reviews before downloading).

And I'm buying most of them on BluRay now - you can get most newish movies from Amazon, Play or Tesco online for under a tenner.

I'm eagerly awaiting an angry letter accusing me of piracy so I can send them a photo of my wall of DVD's and BluRays.....................

Mine's the one with the pocket full on alen keys after building more Swedish DVD racks...............

Intel Core i7 975 Extreme

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Looks nice............

.............. But I'll stick with my 965 :)

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