* Posts by John Smith 19

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Cultivated dope-smoking Welshman barred from own shed

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Re: I stopped reading at..

""... the Daily Mail reports.""

But you're missing the whole "English/Welshman's home is his castle/small businessman/state interference" vibe which sends DM frothing at the mouth for different reasons.

Now if had some photogenic teenage daughters as well...*

*Regular DM online readers know what I'm talking about.

Tesla unveils battery-swapping tech for fast car charging

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Re: They had better hope this doesn't get too popular

"That implies that once they have swapped out their 50 loaner batteries they have to wait for one of them to come back before they can serve their 51st customer."

You are assuming that they will not charge any of the batteries they have swapped out and will simply stock up until re-collected or sent to another station for collection by their owner.

I don't think that's correct.

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Re: Trip planning will be hard

"Planning any non-trivial trip with the constraints that you have to visit all of your destinations without running out of charge AND also finish up with your original battery pack is an NP-hard problem. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."

Probably better with the "joke" icon, unless you can prove your assertion.

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Re: Nice idea but doesnt work

"Seriously... it becomes impractical for a station to do this.. and there is no way to track if the battery is older, newer, what's the price if newer, what does the station do with the older..."

You have no idea what you're talking about.

This is not a D cell. It's a major subsystem which may or may not have inbuilt electronics ranging from an EPROM that gets up dated with every charge data/duration to its own processor.

IOW the battery tells the charge station all about itself. Otherwise it will have a bar code or RFID that will pull up its entire known life history and update it accordingly.

The first option allows more charging station autonomy, the second should give a more detailed service history and prediction of battery life expectancy. Either is viable.

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Does anyone get the sense of goalposts being moved here?

"All EV's are f-ugly and I wouldn't be seen dead in one."

"OK the Roadster is pretty good looking but I can't afford it"

"OK the S class is affordable but it does not have the range I need for my life"

"OK the (updated) network of charging stations in the sat nav helps but it will take me hours to charge (for free)"

"OK so I can change the whole battery faster than some cars can fill up at 1/2 the price but I have to come back here to collect my (recharged) pack for free?"

I'm hearing a rather whiny note here, but it's not coming from the engine compartment.

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@harddrive

RTFA.

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Re: Electric vehicles take the lead..............

"It would add context to mention this that crisis and price gouging scheme was made possible by "free market" deregulation. And also to note that the total cost to California is over 50 billion, and that the bankruptcy of Enron meant it only paid 202 million back or about 1-2%. The Enron records were destroyed when Bldg 7 was demolished on 9/11, along with DOD records needed to investigate what happened to the 2.3 trillion Rumsfeld said was missing on 9/10."

And that's your first ever post to this site.

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Interesting idea Wonder how compatible it is with "Better Place"

Because if it is then they can pick up a bunch of charging stations cheap.

Giving people the choice between a free (but battery hammering) charging technology or a charged (but fast) swap system is a smart move. If Tesla can leverage this and get it adopted by other mfgs they can become major players in the infrastructure market. Why build your own when you can license or rent use of some one else infrastructure?

Thumbs up for the idea.

Nissan to enter 300 kmh electric car in Le Mans endurance race

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Re: Only as a hybrid not as an EV

"These cars can only race any distance as a hybrid not as a true EV. Audi has been doing well with their hybrid so Nissan figures they might as well cash in on the PR. The sales figure totals for all EVs combined is so insignificant as to be a joke. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand you need a really long power cable to drive these cars more than in the city."

There's a fine line between cutting edge humour using exaggeration for comic effect and coming across as an idiot.

Your downvotes suggest you might like to refine your writing style?

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Re: Err, Tesla demonstrates battery change in 90 secs.

"Most of the 'hybrid' racing cards are using KERS. They aren't even remotely similar to the hybrid road cars like the Prius. Apples meet oranges."

In that case, depending on wheather they are allowed this season all F1 cars would be "hybrids."

I think you need a bit more storage than that to qualify at Le Mans as a hybrid.

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Err, Tesla demonstrates battery change in 90 secs.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/06/21/tesla_battery_swap_tech/

Perhaps those pit stops may be a bit shorter than you think.

And getting you technical information from Top Gear is, shall we say, unwise?

But to me the really interesting point just slipped out.

"There have been hybrid electric cars competing in the race for the last four years and they now dominate the race"

From "WTF, it's a hybrid?" to being front runners in 4 years is pretty impressive. sure it's impossible to say how much of that tech will make it to normal road cars but its a hell of an achievement.

Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic

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Re: Shooting voles?

"Do you know what a vole is and how small they are? Makes as much sense as trying to shoot wasps or cockroaches with an AK47."

Quite

Not forgetting the smallest and most difficult to find Patagonian nose vole.

Fortunately its habitat is not under threat.

Rise of the Machines: How computers took over the stock market

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So how many of those guys in stripy shirts are *left* actually dealing stuff?

With 80% in the US and 40% in the UK it sounds like a hell of a lot of the high volume stuff is being done by the machines.

And (it appears) they can be fooled easily

I'd suggest what really stuffs the market is the high frequency trading and high frequency cancellation of those trades.

Not to mention that positive feedback phenomena which can make trading so exciting.

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Re: It's the future

"That's all the internet was ever about... pwnography."

Quality.

Leaked docs: GCHQ spooks secretly haul in more data than NSA

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So *that's* what "Mastering the Internet" meant

It was usually described as being part of the IMP.

Note that rule.

"We can only intercept (data) calls where they are talking to someone abroad"

Exactly like the US FISA act.

And for exactly the same reason.

RBS Mainframe Meltdown: A year on, the fallout is still coming

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Odd but when they multiply No of staff used x No of yrs to develop banks discover

It costs a f**k of a lot of money to duplicate the functions and then test the software, to confirm you have.

You cannot overestimate how far a bank will go to avoid having to re-implement a system, especially a system that has been running reliably for decades.

BTW what's tended to happen was support systems were added over the years. Firstly as applications on the mainframe, then (typically) on DEC VMS boxes, then on to various flavours of Unix, then on Windows (and Linux) servers, with rising levels of virtualisation as that technology has improved.

Would reverse engineering this "architecture" to re-factor the system so some modules were brought "closer" together be a good idea? Probably.

Is it going to happen. Probably not.

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Nothing actually *wrong* with mainframe

So why replace it?

IIRC Assembler had a big part to play supporting ATM's on OS/370, but that decades ago due to response speed and number of them. Hard to believe it's still a key tool in the MF developers arsenal.

Back in the day Cybermation built an awesome mainframe scheduler.

It was the mother of all TSR's. The devs (patching a live mainframe OS) must have been quite special.

Sadly CA bought them and the rest is history.

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Re: Porting Apps? Downtime.. Eh

"No porting of apps, no downtime required. That is what makes the mainframe such a great environement to develop and run. Something that lesser mortals dont get."

True.

But is not £450m somewhat expensive for a hardware upgrade alone?

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Re: Apps?

" ...khat stunned PFY..." "...Nasreen the Nerk..."

You aren't by any chance based somewhere around Edinburgh?

"khat stunned PFY"

I'll be remembering that one.

Nominet sacks freshly-hired exec implicated in hospital 'cover-up' scandal

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CQC claimed they could not name the people in the cover up meetings because of DP

But the Information Commissioner has said that "data protection" is a BS excuse.

I think he might be in a position to knowledgeably comment on the issue.

So someone knows who said "This report can never see the light of day."

And it looks like (if the CQC wants to salvage any reputation for doing its job properly they'd better fill in the blanks now.).

I suspect HR at nominet might already know the answer to that question..

However until it's made public I'm not happy.

Not all data encryption is created equal

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The bottom line is it's damm hard work for *experts* to ensure their privacy. *but*

That is not an argument to give up.

The internet protocols made some assumptions which are no longer valid.

All users were authorized to use the internet by default (no bad guys) and all users knew what they were doing and the operator (back then mostly governments) is not interested in peeking.

None of these can be relied upon any more, despite the fact there is no legitimate reason for 24/7/365 surveillance of all internet traffic in a country that still believes in the presumption of innocence.

It's time for a new generation of protocols which support privacy and security. So I don't have to say who I am all the time but when I identify myself it really can only be me.

IOW it's time to make the egg "hard boiled"

Can Jonny Ive's new 'iOS Vista' SAVE the BBC's £100m BRAIN? Yes!

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Re: Is it just me...

"Reg, you produce gobs of brilliant content but quite frequently, some absolute shite."

Think of this as their "Strategy Boutique" section..

Google staffing boss: Our old hiring procedures were 'worthless'

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Re: World's cleverest company states the obvious

"I, for one, have only every actually done 3 interviews sitting on the employer side of the desk. I find the information about what worked (and didn't) for Google helpful. Doubly so now that I have my own company and it's future growth to worry abou"

Let me suggest that if their qualification are important to their ability to do the job people actually check them because people have a tend to err, lie.

For the rest may I suggest you set up a dummy environment and get them to actually test their skills. It's going to be time consuming but with virtual machines should be fairly easy to re-set for the next candidate.

New cheapo iPhone ain't gonna be that cheap, says non-Foxconn CEO

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Oh darn, beat me to it, but still.

<- Sort of transformers icon.

All hail Pegatron

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House bill: 'Hey NASA, that asteroid retrieval plan? Fuggedaboutit'

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Re: It's a shame

"I was having visions of them solving the radiation exposure problem by hollowing out a large enough asteroid for Earth-Mars trips."

It may not look very sleek but there's a lot to be said for being inside a large fresh water tank inside about 10m of rock

It's radiation protection level is formidable

But, no, that's not what Con-gress wants.

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It's only an Authorization bill and it's a *dratt" bill

Draft. A small nasty leak of wind you want to get rid of.

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Re: GIve NASA a Mission and let them Stick to It

No.

Give NASA a 10 year budget and have the Legislature stick to it.

Let NASA figure out the mission.

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Remember people "authorization" means precisely b***er all.

It's the Appropriations act that dishes out the real cash.

There will also be a Senate version of this and the White house will have a version as well.

Do you ever feel that the idea in "Eagle Eye" for a decapitation strike on the US leadership's only flaw

was it didn't take out the Congress and Senate as well?

Issiah Berlin's comment about "negative" and "positive" freedom seems rarely more obvious.

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Re: Stasis guaranteed

"They threw out all the technical schematics of the Saturn V etc - so they are starting from scratch and they'll never get the wherewithal to overtake China"

That's a UL. The schematics exist and are IIRC in a warehouse in Kansas City.

The Moon could like deep space give experience of long term closed loop life support and (possibly) the use of small(ish) nuclear reactor power systems.

But so could the asteroid mission. What it can't give is experience of work well outside the Earth Moon system.

But your right trouble comes when the Legislature sets the goals.

Boffins light way to photonic computing with 1PB DVD tech

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You're looking at writing a 20nm line with a 800nm laser

This uses both a very clever computer generated hologram (optical phase plate) to give the doughnut beam and also some very clever chemistry to deliver 2 separate photo activated reactions.

Note that's lambda/42 and that's without a)UHV system and b)a $10m+ synchrotron.

The downsides are you can't write 2 lines very close together and its direct write (serial) processing.

OTOH what if you write a 300mm wafer with a 100 simultaneous beams?

The holy grail of optical storage? I think not. But damm clever and with lots of potential. Worth a thumbs up.

Facebook: We now have one million real admen stalking you. Huzzah..?

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It's weird when you have to view some sites without adblock and noscript

You barely recognize the site.

I, for one, welcome our GIANT TITANIUM INSECT OVERLORDS

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Wow. You wouldn't want one of those in your bed.

But I did not know Titanium could be done yet.

Thumbs up for detail, creativity and size.

Reg to Australia: Here's your chance to find NBN answers

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Sucking the marrow from the NBN

Nice.

Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

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Re: Crufty old machines.

"New stuff means an extended shutdown and recertification."

This is the biggie with certain embedded tasks, space, defense, nuclear and transport being the main ones.

It's why jet engine controllers still run with Z80s for example.

It's good enough to get the job done (but the devs may have had to use some very clever tricks to a) Handle complex tasks with the available processing power and required response times and b) Prove their solution meets the task constraints.

The trouble really starts when the documentation goes "missing."

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Re: That sounds like a BA23 enclosure

"A VT103 (a PDP11 in a VT100). Now that's something."

True.

Unless you've seen an IBM 370 add on board in an AT case (seen in Byte a long time ago).

Of course licensing the OS was a bit tricky.

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"I still need to build something with the J-11 chip I bought on eBay a while ago."

Get hold of an old Heathkit computer.

I think they used a version of the single chip VAX architecture.

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PDP 11 odds and ends.

The PDP 11 (like the PARC Alto) had a main processor built from standard 4 bit TTL "ALU" parts and their companion "register file." So 2nd, 3rd,4th sourced. I'm not sure how many mfg still list them on their available list in the old standard 0.1" pin spacing.

El Reg ran a story that Chorus (formerly British Steel) ran them for controlling all sorts of bits of their rolling mills but I can't recall if they are

I think the core role for this task is the refueling robots for the CANDU reactors. CANDU allows "on load" refuelling. The robots work in pairs locked onto each end of the pressurized pipes that carry the fuel and heavy water coolant/moderator. They then pressurize their internal storage areas, open the ends and one pushes new fuel bundles in while the other stores the old ones, before sealing the ends. However CANDU have been working on new designs with different fuel mixes (CANDU's special sauce (C Lewis Page) is that it's run with unenriched Uranium, which is much cheaper and does not need a bomb making enrichment facility) and new fuel bundle geometries, so time for a software upgrade.

And 128 users on a PDP 11/70. Certain customers ran bespoke OSes in the early 90s that could get 300+ when VMS could only support about less than 20 on the same spec.

Note for embedded use this is likely to be RSX rather than VMS, which also hosted the ICI developed RTL/2, which was partly what hosted the BBC CEEFAX service for decades.

Yes, it's an anorak.

When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'

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Re: Only half joking...

"I got home and found my boss in bed with my wife.

"WTF is going on?" I yelled.

"Remember when you said you would do anything for that promotion?"

"Yes..?" I replied.

"Get undressed, when I have finished with her, you're next...""

And in a similar vein buying a nice house

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Re: Yeeees.....but.....

"The problem here is that that powerful bastard almost certainly didn't get to be a powerful bastard by being even-handed, thoughtful and taking the flak for his fuckups, but by hoovering the ceiling[1]."

[1] A process that involves sucking up and all the crap travelling downwards.

I will have to remember that one.

The behaviour definitely sounds familiar....

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Re: Long notice period

The UK seems to still be fond of the "personal reference."

Can you comment on the real state of practice?

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Re: My opinion......This author comes off as a spoiled teenager, because its everyone elses fault.

"The trouble started when a) we needed to bring more people in & found out the going rate at that time for the job and b) next pay round time came & I was offered slightly under inflation. I left soon after that."

Older and a little wiser.

You just try to avoid doing it again.

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Re: My opinion......This author comes off as a spoiled teenager, because its everyone elses fault.

"I left very soon after and took holiday the day I handed in my notice, apparently the boss was seen with his head in his hands asking what they would have to do to keep me on as I was "invaluable"."

The answer to that BS is "Look me in the eye and tell me if you were in my shoes and know what I know about the pay rates round here you would not be doing exactly what I'm doing."

If they say "I would stay" you know they are either a)An idiot b)A psychopath who will lie through their teeth.

If their honest they might be worth staying in touch with.

EU Justice Department stalls India's security clearance

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"Is the USA included in this list of 'data secure destinations'? Inquiring minds want to know..."

How will this play with the Indian Snoopers Charter?

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Re: Out of pure curiosity...

"Is the USA included in this list of 'data secure destinations'? Inquiring minds want to know..."

Yes. Probably why the DVLA sent it's driving test data there on a thumb drive (which got lost) and the last 2 UK national censuses were processed by Lochheed Martin, also in the US.

I think Israel is also "trusted."

UK telcos chuck another £1m at online child abuse watchdog

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Maria Miller says she's a mother and wants "every one's children to be safe online"

Why don't you f**king try parenting your children instead.

Fifty, fired and fretful: Three chaps stare down CAREER MORTALITY

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Re: "Oh we can't find the skills."

"You forgot the next part :

"therefore, we need more cheap and easily pressured para-slaves skilled immigrant workers""

I think the thing that p**ses me off the most is these types have no sense of cause and effect. It's never their fault or their problem.

Number of cops abusing Police National Computer access on the rise

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"The PNC doesn't hold vehicle information. That's the DVLA database which is a completely separate system. Get your facts right."

True

PNC2 holds the "Stolen and suspect vehicle index."

There are plenty of other reasons for a vehicle to be on the PNC apart from being stolen.

Which means either you don't know as much as you think you do, or you're being misleading.

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Re: 76 officers in London have been investigated

"It doesn't exactly look like rampant misuse to me"

In the same way that no Met Police officer who has published their memoirs has ever admitted to taking a bribe.

Ever.

Not a single one.

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"Err, who does trust the security services?"

Easy.

Politicians

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@Trevor_Pott

"Honest question: how does this database's so-called "due process" square with the EU "right to be forgotten"? I'll leave the question of "should such a database exist" for other threads, but I do wonder how "unproven or non-essential-to-task personally identifiable information" can be stored indefinitely against someone's will?"

Much the same way that number plate recognition data is stored for (IIRC) up to 5 yrs in the UK for no very good reason, other than "Because we can."

As you might have guessed the Police National Computer (actually PNC2, as they retired the original, Siemens I think, mainframe years ago) runs multiple applications and databases.

However the UK has a thing called "The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act" which allows that for a lot of crimes after a period (IIRC 8 years) a conviction is "spent" and you don't have to include it on an employment application. That does not include sex crimes and I'm fairly sure murder and armed robbery, but it supports the idea that you have "paid your debt to society" already and persecution over events nearly a decade ago (at least) should not be forgotten in most cases.