* Posts by John Smith 19

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Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet

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Both SX and Tesla have come a very long way in 2 years

And you do have to wonder, did they do so in spite of the guy leaving to join Apple, or because of it?

IDK. Tesla's stock price is complete BS. The fantasy it's an IT company, not a car mfg, persists so I guess people will continue to make money off the back of it. Buy, buy buy, bye bye is not a stock tip but perhaps a sensible strategy?

Trump administration says Russia behind SolarWinds hack. Trump himself begs to differ

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"That makes the Orange Lord the 44th person to hold that office"

What he said.

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Nope that's the authentic voice of DJ Trumpf, the 44th POTUS

What does an insane society look like?

Like somewhere that would elect someone like this.*

*Other equally bats**t polities are available in various parts of the world. Hopefully they will follow the US in doing some house cleaning.

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Holly s**t. A voting machine that cannot record a vote and print it *simultaneously*

And how big a processor is this thing running on?

Earth observation chief Dr Josef Aschbacher takes reins at European Space Agency

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So th Johnson has brought Blighty it's own (unnecessary) satellite constellation.

While the UK gets stuck for the cost of the other 2/3s of the constellation that's still to be built.

What a tool.

NHS awards £23m two-year deal to controversial Peter Thiel AI firm Palantir

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Danger. Data fetishists at work.

It smells already.

Ming Tang. Process for facial recognition.

'Following the science' rhetoric led to delay to UK COVID-19 lockdown, face mask rules

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John figured you didn't need leadership if you had y'know scientists

Proving that how science works is another subject that bu***hit "Boris" doesn't know about.

The Johnson probably reckons this will be his Dunkirque moment, forgetting Dunkirque was a military defeat.

Search history can calculate better credit ratings than pay slips, says International Monetary Fund

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"" I have the feeling people are trained from an early age that going into debt is a good thing."

Yes.

And your attitude makes you about as common as the character in Ray Bradbury's "The Pedestrian."

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"Fintech’s potential to reach out to over a billion unbanked people around the world,"

Because they don't want to?

Because they haven't got a pot to p**s in?

In the UK the banking industry has persistently cut branches (in places they don't make enough profit) while telling the relevant HoC that relaxing rules on credit unions (that have tighter joining rules than banks) are a Bad Thing.

The best thing that could happen is to treat banks like any other business. They f**k up, they go bankrupt. I'm sick and tired of their "But we're speeeeeeeecial" schtick.

This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?

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In a nutshell, the Innovators Dilemma

Companies that lead the field were top notch at using anything that improved their existing product.

What they didn't see coming was the inferior competitor that served a market they ignored.

That got better at serving that market.

And then started coming for their market instead. Or put another way.

"Do not look down on the snake, for who is to say one day it might yet become a dragon?" *

* RIP Burt.

US Treasury, Dept of Commerce hacks linked to SolarWinds IT monitoring software supply-chain attack

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So basically a "Watering hole" attack on the supplier then?

Not a very good reflection on your ability to manage your own network, is it?

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"Vote rigging in the US is legal if you do it by simple stopping your opponents from voting."

Preferred tactic of Republicans since at least Jeb Bush in Florida IIRC.

They were the party of Lincoln.

A looooong time ago.

Rogue ex-Cisco employee who crippled WebEx conferences and cost Cisco millions gets two years in US prison

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"Five months later he used access credentials to get back into Cisco's systems "

Icon says it all.

FBI confirms Zodiac Killer's 340 cipher solved by trio of amateur math and software codebreakers

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Semi brute forced by three amateurs

Impressive.

Something to keep in mind for anyone who thinks they've built a better mouse trap of a crypto system.

Sadly still says nothing much about the s**k f**k and where to find them.

Could still be alive though.

Maybe.

UK MoD bungs Boeing £500m to plug gap left by a system it should have provided under £800m contract from 2010

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But this is not *any* plain old logistics system.

Nosireeee.

This is extra-special super-duper complex MoD used-by-absoluetly-no-one-else-on-the-planet logistics system.

Because y'know those 23 000 civil servants in MoD procurement have to show they do something all f**king day long.

Delay upgrading the UK's legacy border systems has added £336m to taxpayers' bill

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" Why not have a look at who built the system for the French, or the Danes, or the Italians,

or the Irish? "

I would. But I suspect the HO has a similar attitude to the MoD to such systems.

That "What we do is sooooo special no OTS system (even one built for the task and used by [i]several[/i] other countries) could [i]possibly[/i] do what we need it to."

I sometimes suspect this is because the senior nappy put in charge of getting the new system has no actual idea [i]what[/i] the current system does (starting with what other systemes it has to talk to for it to work at all) and hopes the con-sultants and con-tractors will just "make it so" to coin a phrase.

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"That damn bus. Is there a Godwin's Law specifically for Brexit?"

No.

Because a lot of the fools who voted for this bu***hit believed what they thought was promised on the side of the bus (It was only a "what if," so not a total lie. Cummins is quite bright like that).

Let's see the govt actually deliver on it.

So far they've delivers about 6 weeks of EU payments.

Where's the other 46 "Boris"?

It's not 'Door to Heaven', it's 'Stargate': DataStax reaches out to front-end devs with support for GraphQL

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"Ed Anuff, DataStax chief product officer,"

For real?

Megabucks in funding, 28 years of research, and Boston Dynamics is to be 'sold to Hyundai' for 1/40th of an Arm

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And here are some of BD's finest creations once they acquire true AI

here and here

Marine archaeologists catch a break on the bottom of the Baltic Sea: A 75-year-old Enigma Machine

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"Apparently they had different Enigmas on u-boats"

They did.

As anyone who has seen the film "Enigma" will know it was called "Shark" (Sharq?) and had an extra rotor because they felt 5 didn't make the challenge hard enough.

I don't know if the British ever saw one until after WWII. IOW it was entirely broken by analyzing its product.

Trumpian politics continue as senators advance controversial Republican FCC commissioner nominee

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"hahahah DRUMPF is so burnt he's turned orange!!!"

Nice.

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"Not a BAD thing, as a consolation prize."

Spoken like a true support of Big Baby Little Hands himself.

Let me see if I can raise the level of your debate.

Your loser candidate is a loser and lost.

Get over it.

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"Censorship is what happens when the government prevents citizens from saying something."

And that's the key word here.

Government.

Not a private company. Not Trumps next neigbour.

Government.

Trumps government (such as it still is) has never stopped him spouting whatever load of s**t his brain come up with.

Salesforce to buy Slack for $28bn in cash, shares – and vows to make it the new face of Customer 360

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" Anonymous Coward "All your data are belong to us""

Exactly.

Welcome to the future.

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Salesforce must have an appropriate use case for *someone*

Sadly I don't know who.

AWS has just shown its new hybrid cloud ambitions make it an even broader threat

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Who owns your back end owns *you*

'Nuff said.

Arm at 30: From Cambridge to the world, one plucky British startup changed everything

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Anyway - this makes for an excellent afternoon read:

Indeed it did.

Just astonishing. 2 processors and a Java style event execution model (in hardware) in the late 70's. You've impressed me.

Nothing to do with Arm though.

So bye-bye, Mr Ajit Pai. You drove our policy into the levee and we still wonder why

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No real change then.

Was Big Telco's b**ch before he was appointed to the Commission

Was Big Telco's b**ch when at the Commission

Will be Big Telco's b**ch when he becomes a lobbyist / "media commentator" / mouth-for-hire when he leaves.

Perhaps he can take the Head of the Justice Dept and the GSA with him as well?

SpaceX blows away cobwebs at dormant California pad with satellite launch as a Falcon 9 makes touchdown number 7

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Impressive numbers.

Can SX do 10 launches by Jan 1st 2021 on a single booster?

Probably not.

8 yes, 9?

Physicists wrap neutrino detector in cosy blanket to shed light on the Sun's secondary fusion cycle

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"Then solar neutrinos scatter off electrons in a large vat of liquid scintillator "

Is liquid. Can scintilate under the right circumstances.

It may date back to 1994 but there's no end in sight for the UK's Chief customs system as Brexit rules beckon

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"What's this old system written in? "

It's a 70's 4GL that ran on several machines of the time tuned to run on ICL hardware. Can't recall it's name.

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"This, ironically, is nothing to do with leaving the EU per se,"

An argument that could be made of all the reasons the quitters had.

So 17 million fools prioritized an industry of 12 000 people (fishing) over over the car industry (38 000 people) which generates an income 1/2 that of the f**king game shooting industry? It's less than the profit of Tesco.

How stupid would people be to do that?

Dumb enough to vote Leave obviously.

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"Not quite true. "

Oh really, Mr (or Ms) AC?

I didn't think it would be long before quitters would want to step away from being associated with being a quitter.

You demonstrate my view quite well.

You can't "Take Back Control" (as you chanted with the frenzy of a brainwashed cultist) if you never lost control in the first place.

You've been conned. Get over it.

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Still. The Farage Garage will be open for business on time.

Or Kent as we like to think of it.

Remember quitters this is what you voted for.

Study: While text-generating AI can write like humans, it lacks common sense

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But "bu****it" is 8 letters.

So true.

One the most impressive small projects I ever saw was done out of the U of Edinburgh English Language Research Unit in the late 60's. It used a deliberately limited dictionary of functional words and a small group of verbs. The grammar was quite simple and the parse built what looked like a trie with all paths in parallel until most of them had been terminated. It ran on the KDF9 with 96KB of core.

The point was it could cope with any sentence. Unrecognized words were simply listed as o/c for open class. Naturally it went nowhere in the UK.

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And of course both things can be true, even in the same individual.

Yes I can definitely believe that. :-( .

The thing is humans produce new nouns, adjectives and verbs daily, just as old ones fall into disuse (who has used "fax" in a sentence this week who's not involved with the legal profession?)

Any true NLU system has to cope with 2 problems. Understanding what it is being told and adding to that understanding over time.

Because humans can do both. I think the second may be trickier.

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"they can speak, but they have nothing to say,"

Indeed.

Although to be fair I've met enough people who spend a great deal of time saying nothing worth listening to so it's not just a criticism that can be leveled at AI projects.

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"I believe that one day we can see AI agents such as Samantha in the movie Her "

Wow.

And the MIT Automated Assistant project (from the late 70's and early 80's) gets re-born

Yet again.

These people really do have zero history of their supposed "science," that's more than about 5YO. It's like dealing with a goldfish with a PhD.

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"Then she starts putting concepts together and learning grammatical rules; "

That alone requires a very large internal database (which she's been building since the day she was born).

I think the word you're looking for is "Intentionality" The desire to do (or learn, or say) something.

I think a lot of AI types spend so long on their little corner they forget that language actually evolved to do update other peoples internal database.

The early success that linguistics gave to compiler writers gave them an undeserved sense of achievement. COBOL has about 230 "rules of grammar." English more than 15 000 (incomplete and therefor ambiguous). Writing a COBOL compiler (C has about 30) without modern tools is a formidable task. But once you're written your English compiler, what does it do?

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rules-of-grammar + random number generator + dictionary search API -->

Grammatically accurate bu***hit generator.

Who would have suspected that result?

Fun fact. <300 words cover > 50% of the entire English language web content.

Most of them are a)Less than 4 characters b)Functional words ignored by large corpus analysis programs.

Any plan that begins "First we we will build a dictionary of every word in <insert live written human language>" is basically f**ked by definition.

The GIMP turns 25 and promises to carry on being the FOSS not-Photoshop

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Can you really get a version that says "Bringing on........

Never got round to using it.

However congratulations and I think the fact it's still being maintained and extended suggests that there is a real need out there that is being served.

We see what you did there: First-stage booster from Rocket Lab's Return to Sender mission floats back to Earth

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For what is a a fairly small company this is an amazing achievement.

And yes Part II is when they recover a stage, refurb it and relaunch it.

We'll see how long that takes.

SX took about a year but Electron is quite a bit smaller.

Trump fires cybersecurity boss Chris Krebs for doing his job: Securing the election and telling the truth about it

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"Have improvements in cybersecurity and the like improved so hugely "

Hello comrade.

How's life in the cubeville troll farm?

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Big baby little hands will behave like the whiny little b**ch he is till the end.

He does not know the meaning of the word "defeat".

Or of grace, honour, charm, humility or actual leadership.

The line of Sir Alan Sugars in the UK Apprentice springs to mind with Trump.

"I don't like schmoozers." Trump does nothing else but schmooze. Preferably with dictators. Bullies only have (grudging) respect for other bullies and Trump is a bully. an amazing collection of human character weaknesses and personality disorders. You have to wonder who was the man his mother f**ked to produce him.

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I think a lot of people would like to see Trumpe end

like this

Micro Focus shares up almost 30% as revenue decline less than expected in fiscal 2020

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Take a moment. A multi Billion $ UK based software company.

Not a phrase you see very often.

Microsoft brings Trusted Platform Module functionality directly to CPUs under securo-silicon architecture Pluton

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Yup. "Trusted Computing" Means....

Trusted by the Rights Holders to control your ability to execute their software and view your documents.

IOW Its DRM.

Again.

And on chip silicon with un audited software and total control of your system.

Yeay.

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

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"Something similar happened in the late '60s or early '70s in Palo Alto."

Were they running a Burroughs 6700 at the time?

It's not impossible this story could be about that city.

UK-led telescope to gaze at exoplanets, plus Jupiter 's 'glow-in-the-dark' moon

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Once no one knew exoplanets existed. Now we know of a 1000

Any chance of putting some numbers on the Drake Equation yet?

Exciting times. A British observatory in space, Rocket Lab to attempt their first booster recovery (with maybe a mid air recovery after that before the new year?)

They’ve only gone and bloody done it – yawn – again! NASA, SpaceX send four to ISS

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*despite* the best efforts of some at NASA

Who believed (and continue to do so) that only a vehicle designed, owned and used only by NASA can do this job.

Assisted by the best efforts of some members of Congress to force a down select to one supplier (and by "one supplier" they meant Boeing).

Well done to all in the CCiCAP programme and at SX for proving them wrong.

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