* Posts by Jonathan Richards 1

1634 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Not hot on bots, project names and shames AI-created open source software

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Mind where you put your money, if you can't afford to lose it

As someone retired from the front line of hardware, software and information management using computers, it's fascinating to watch the tectonic forces grinding against one another. On one hand there are the Big Tech companies that have sunk unimaginable amounts of investors' money into developing LLMs, and on the other are the largely un-organized but myriad people who formerly made a good living from wrangling information technology (in its widest sense) into solutions for civilization's progress and benefit. [1]

At this time, it seems as if efforts such as OpenSlop, which is after all only an exercise in free speech, are shouted down because Big Tech and its investors are terrified of someone blundering into the film of the market bubble, and bursting it. To me it looks as if "A.I." is in the position of Wiley Coyote at the cliff edge - it has accelerated over into clear space, and its legs are still making running motions, but shortly there will be the moment where Cartoon Gravity takes over, followed by a splat-shape on the floor of the canyon.

[1] There's also the people who generated adequate solutions for problems we don't have [talking toasters], and bad solutions to problems we do have [see El Reg, passim], but they're just noise.

Devs gripe about having AI shoved down their throats

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Re: It will go away eventually.

> Hence the line 'I was only obeying orders'.

Which famously did not prevent some of the order-followers hanging anyway.

cf. Nuremberg Defence

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Re: Gen Z

Arthur: It's at times like this that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.

Ford: Why? What did she say?

Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

Self-destructing thumb drive can brick itself and wipe your secret files away

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Re: In my experience...

Just ordering one of these might bring you to the attention of The Authorities, I would have thought. A bit like that oh-so-secure messaging platform that crims were relying on.

Surely it wouldn't be hard to devise a discreet and discrete USB killer, involving a fat capacitor and a usb socket?

AI music has finally beaten hat-act humans, but sounds nothing like victory

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Re: What about live music

"... all the right prompts, Sunshine, just not necessarily in the right order".

Why Elon Musk won't ever realize the shareholder-approved Tesla payout

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Futuristic

Hey, does it have a front wheel much bigger than the rear one? I'm told that the advantage is to be a reduction in the need for chain drives and complicated gearing. Tesla charging facilities could be retro-fitted with mounting platforms.

1¼d

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Re: Stretch Goals for Elon Musk

The pyrolysis products cause cancer [citation needed]

Google to allow Android users with high pain tolerance to sideload unverified apps

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Well OT re. knobble

To knobble is to place knobbly protuberances upon something. To nobble, on the other hand, is partially to disable something, typically a racehorse or greyhound, so I suspect that's what the indie devs are experiencing. Oh, unless there's a thousand of them and this is a kilo-nobble?

Bitcoin bandit's £5B bubble bursts as cops wrap seven-year chase

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> Isn't that what empires and aristocracies have been doing for centuries?

In other reports it is stated that Qian was planning (as in, making diary entries for her strategy) to become the Queen of a microstate somewhere in Central Europe. This one? I haven't checked back with that other report, sorry.

52-year-old data tape could contain only known copy of UNIX V4

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Re: Turns out...

Oh God, let it not turn out to be a rick-roll...

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Re: Drive

How did the old saying go? "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of mag. tape".

'Vibe coding' named Word of the Year. Developers everywhere faceplant

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Re: Learning things?

> your job's done

What job?

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Re: Garbage

Multiple upvotes required for parent comment. ^^

This insight is really most valuable. The full and correct answer to "What do you want the program to achieve?" is linguistically EQUIVALENT to the program code. Of course there are always the situations where the problem, completely and unambiguously stated, is impossible or intractable, but they don't crop up too often.

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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Joke

"ican'tbelievewe'restilltellingyouthis"

Non-alphabetic character: check √

Proper punctuation (reducing nervous tic during login): check √

Microsoft apologizes for not explaining cheaper no-AI M365 plans, and all it took was a government lawsuit

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Re: Link please

This is at least one of many ways to a copilot-less future.

Downvote away, you knew someone was going to say it!

‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’

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Re: Cluedo?

Huh. I first though of Catcher in the Rye.

YouTube's AI moderator pulls Windows 11 workaround videos, calls them dangerous

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Re: Another workaround

> who will be able to find it?

Bring back Gopher.

Microsoft just revealed that OpenAI lost more than $11.5B last quarter

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Re: Copilot flying into the ground

I'm intrigued and faintly apalled by this statement:

> We are forced to use Copilot at work

In what way, and how is that enforced? I mean, do you get into trouble for writing your own report | recommendation | memo | Post-It Note? I can think of so many dystopian scenarios that I'm not going to query each one explicitly, but I would be interest to know some more detail, either from Mk10 or anyone else being force-fed on AI output.

Dame Emma Thompson gives the 'AI revolution' both barrels

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Facepalm

Re: Use a typewriter

Tried it.

vim says E749: Empty buffer

The Chinese Box and Turing Test: AI has no intelligence at all

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Re: The Muppet Test

I may have given the impression that I have *administered* a Turing test using this strategy, which is incorrect. The less of my valuable remaining time that I spend interacting with "three auto-completes in a trenchcoat" (superb description, that), the better I am pleased. So, like you I would have thought an unconvincing explanation of the humour indicated a bot, and your second thoughts are making me unsure.

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Re: The Muppet Test

My initial strategy for detecting whether it's a person or a bot on the other side of the wall is to tell a joke, and ask my correspondent to tell me why it's funny.

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Re: So much hype

> the industrial revolution, gold rush and the dot com boom

Choose the odd one out … ?

Gold rushes eventually run out, because: finite resource. Some people get rich quickly √ and some even stay rich for a while √

DotCom boom eventually busted, because: the bandwagon wasn't big enough for all the people jumping on it. Some people got rich quickly √ and some even stayed rich for a while √

Industrial revolution, um, hasn't run its course yet, as evidenced by the fact that the world supports a huge human population who are not (by and large) tilling the soil with ox-drawn ploughs, and weaving their own clothing. Lots of people got rich quickly √, and those of us in the first world continue to be inestimably richer because of that √√

If I was wanting another event in history to go with the first two, I'd be pondering whether to include Tulip Mania or the South Sea bubble.

Sora makes slurfect deepfakes of celebs spewing racial epithets

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Re: These are only foreshadows of things to come...

> as long as the judicial system in most countries continues to trust videos as evidence

I'd think that we're way past that stage, at least in judicial systems that have juries with functioning intelligences. At one time, a juror would look at evidence, presented by supposedly reliable authorities, and weigh up how difficult, dangerous and expensive it would have been to fabricate that evidence - the "who's going to go to all that trouble?" test. Now that any dumbass with a few pounds|dollars|roubles|RMB can generate something at least as good as the average YouTube short, the WGTGTATT test has lost its value.

Also, certain parties with a lot of resources can build a generative AI without the guard-rails.

Intel says server CPUs will be hot again – in a good way, to power AI workloads – any year now

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18Å ...

… shurely?

China's CR450 bullet train clocks 453 km/h in pre-service tests

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Re: Acceleration vs Top Speed

But greater acceleration is inversely related to passenger comfort. The acceleration that you experience when pushed back in an airliner seat at take-off is about 0.3g. For that to be safe, everyone has to be seated, belted in, tray table folded up, loose items in the seat pocket, yadda yadda. That's not what people travelling with their luggage, children, dogs, laptops and coffee cups are looking for on a train journey.

Anti-fraud body leaks dozens of email addresses in invite mishap

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Re: Possibly unpopular opinion

Read the downvote total, friend. I think your opinion is unpopular. And wrong. Do you not think that a list of anti-fraud people's email addresses would be valuable to, oh, I dunno, some spear-phishing crew?

KuzuDB says so long and thanks for all the commits, marooning community

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Re: Unlike many other recent projects

> no sane company [or] person will use software produced that way

Look up how the global timezone database is managed when you have a moment. I guess you'll want to bring that in-house when you've finished.

Microsoft's OneDrive spots your mates, remembers their faces, and won't forget easily

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I knew I could rely on the good Doctor. The explanation is that the second person singular pronoun in English has declension: thou is nominative, for the subject of the sentence, and thee is accusative, for the object. Well, close enough. Thy is the genitive, for when something is thine.

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

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Boffin

Re: Come on, peoples!

Running off the CR2032 that also powers the motherboard RTC.

Brits sitting on £1.6B gold mine of Windows 10 junk as support ends

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Arithmetic check

14.4 million devices... 1.6 billion quids-worth of gold. Hold on. 1.6E9 ÷ 14.4E6 = £111.11 per device. That sounds like a lot.

Today's gold price is £97,268.23 kg-1, in anticipation of the AI bubble burst. To look at it in the other direction, £1.6 billion buys you 3,783 metric tonnes of gold.

Energy drink company punished ERP graybeard for going too fast

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EVE

Did your Alpha not have the Extensible VAX Editor? You could do more than just rudimentary word processing with that.

Mad man builds chatbot in Minecraft with redstone, Python, and patience

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1 0 1 0 1 0

I told you that you wouldn't like it.

Salt Typhoon used dozens of domains, going back five years. Did you visit one?

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Joke

Re: Can Jessica Lyons write an article about American spying?

Ah, so you're nothing like a proper cavend, then?

After nearly half a century in deep space, every ping from Voyager 1 is a bonus

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The Voyager Interstellar Mission

The Voyagers are now engaged on VIM, the status page for which is at https://science.nasa.gov/mission/voyager/where-are-voyager-1-and-voyager-2-now/. The short and vague answer to your question is that there are three science instruments still working on each craft, but not the same ones in all cases.

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Re: What goes out, must come in

Yeah, I know. It's a really long way to the chemist.

Europe Putin the blame on Russia after GPS jamming disrupts president’s plane

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Re: The only SPOOF is the accuracy of the story?

Why are your source URLs to an x.com (162.159.140.229) site, rather than directly to flightradar24.com (104.18.97.112)?

Researcher who found McDonald's free-food hack turns her attention to Chinese restaurant robots

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Re: Pudu ?

If I'm not wrong, Pûdû was the character in HHGTTG who was tasked with eliminating the Lintilla clones, by marrying them off to Allitinils.

We all live in a virtual machine, a virtual machine, a virtual machine

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Re: WW3 postponed ...

ERROR (happily Non-Fatal) - ...

Happily, there are very few software errors that are genuinely fatal. I remember having to talk an elderly relative down when her Windows box announced a "fatal" error to her, some time in the early 2000's.

Trump stomps feet, pulls out 't-word' again over China rare earths ban

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Re: planning a trip to China...

A few jars of honey would be more subtle, and plausibly deniable!

Two wrongs don’t make a copyright

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Browser choice?

I mean, all that AdBlock does is modify the way its host browser renders what comes down the pipe. If I browse springer.com with lynx, do I similarly fall foul of the German ruling?

The air is hissing out of the overinflated AI balloon

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Re: Does This Mean...

>buy a PC without copilot

Or even a mouse! I have a Logitech item that I like a lot, but it has developed an irritating habit of double-clicking when given a single button press, so I went looking for a replacement. At least two of the devices that I identified as candidates have "AI features", as in e.g. users can assign AI shortcuts to the mouse, such as launching Copilot or ChatGPT, summarizing selected text, generating code snippets, or autofilling templated emails. Dammit, I just want something that single-clicks on a single click!11!

Search-capable AI agents may cheat on benchmark tests

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Re: For Clarity .... feed it facts

Oh, and some "alternative facts", too. Gotta have some balance, you see.

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Re: Other way around

+1 Creased me up

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Re: How did you get in here?

Nah, they can't have put the mechanical stuff on the 13th floor. The rooftop was on 8.

Anthropic scanning Claude chats for queries about DIY nukes for some reason

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Because savvy terrorists always use public internet services to plan their mischief, right?

Sometimes people want to know things exactly because knowing those things is forbidden (i.e. military or state secret). They're not actually planning to do anything evil. In the high and far-off days when I worked in a defence information centre, I got a polite letter from Dorling Kindersley, publishers of The Way Things Work asking if I could provide them with design drawings of how nuclear weapons worked, in order to put them into a forthcoming edition. It didn't take me very long to decline, again politely, (mostly because details of that sort were classified somewhat above merely Secret).

FBI: Russian spies exploiting a 7-year-old Cisco bug to slurp configs from critical infrastructure

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Re: You fogot to have the caps lock on

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

KPMG wrote 100-page prompt to build agentic TaxBot

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Prompt generation for ChatGPT version

"G'day, cobber, write me a 100 page tax advice prompt for that Anthropic outfit that you hate so much, eh?"

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

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Flame

Arson prediction alert <klaxon>

> do you want fires with that?

:)

Codeberg beset by AI bots that now bypass Anubis tarpit

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Robot Wars

+1

As the years go by, reading stories on El Reg becomes more and more like a chapter from a Richard Morgan novel