* Posts by The Indomitable Gall

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Crap Scottish weather favours ginger hair

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Ginger genes, but...

If you actually read the article you've just cited, you'll see that while there was *a* ginger gene in Europe back then, this was not *the* ginger gene -- it was a different gene.

Of course, if red hair evolved twice in Europe and fair hair once, that suggests that light pigmentation is more than merely "acceptable", but of a real evolutionary advantage -- and that would most likely be vitamin D production, as others have said.

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Stone them, really?

That must mean that gingers are extinct, because ginger is originally a viking trait....

BBC protects 'unique' 1Xtra listeners from radio cull

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RAJAR stats

How can you discuss RAJAR stats for yoof channels when RAJAR only surveys homeowners, who are most well past 25....?

E-book buyers favour iPad over Kindle and co.

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To paraphrase:

How do you like your eggs?

The way I don't like them.

Most people genuinely don't know what they want. The real proof will be one year after the launch of the iPad when someone does a study of the number of books read by an average iPad users (or at least iPad user who bought it planning to use it as an ereader anyway) vs average Kindle/Reader user.

User experience will encourage reading on dedicated ebook readers and discourage it on iPad.

You mark my words (most ebook readers allow annotations, after all)....

SeaWorld killer killer whale must die, Bible insists

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Kill! Kill! Kill!

After killing two humans, there's no way SeaWorld can claim keeping it is safe.

They have to kill it now, as it's not like there's any vast body of salt water they can release it in to where it will be far away from human beings....

Street View threatens to throw Eurostrop

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Story of Web 2.0's life:

Company wants to get into a market.

Company codes a solution.

Regulators state it isn't safe and/or doesn't protect data.

Company says it can't afford to make it safe and/or protect data.

It baffles me how companies have got a way with pleading "technology". YouTube is a publisher -- it's a branded site with lots of branded content, but they cry "ISP" when asked to take responsibility for that content.

Chatrooms put people in touch with each other but without any sort of supervision or vettin as would occur in the real world (eg IDing drinkers in pubs). They cry "technology" and they're let off with running a profit without protecting their customers.

Stuff it, guys, off-line computer programmers deal with regulatory constraints all the time. If we write software that doesn't comply with them -- we get fined.

On-line companies ignore regulation, steamroller through, and when someone pops up and points out the flaws they say "it's too expensive to fix". That's a flawed business model, and that's the business's fault.

No sympathy from me.

iPhone ego clash costs Flash at Virgin America

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Format conversion...?

"- Transparent PNGs are encoded in JPG with an alpha channel to further optimise size."

This is not good practice, as transcoding from one lossy compressed format to another degrades quality.

This is a mere hack that encourages bad planning and sloppy design.

Typing merely by thinking - plugless brainjack kit invented

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You haven't understood

This technology reads your brain as you carry out the thoughts that trigger the finger movements. It doesn't mean that you don't have to move your fingers, but it does mean that you can still type if your fingers aren't there.

But if your fingers/wrists/arms are very sore rather than missing, these thoughts will still trigger the movements and exacerbate the pain.

(Former sufferer of a (thankfully) mild RSI, still requiring careful management of keying time and posture.)

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AAAAAAAAARGH! Bad science reporting!

"One day, a relatively simple headset may allow a person to manipulate a cursor and enter text without benefit of such antique interfaces as mouse, keyboard, voice-control or touchscreen - so freeing up his or her hands for critical tasks such as drinking coffee or scratching."

The point is that they are reading instructions to muscles. To drink coffee you have to think about moving your hands appropriately. If you're thinking about drinking coffee, you won't be able to think about typing simultaneously without spilling it!

Android app brings in $13K a month

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Good point.

Most mobile apps are mere mashups of functions in the OS anyway -- it's more configuration than coding.

That was really the original goal of open source software, wasn't it? To remove the need to "reinvent the wheel" in code and just plug all the modules together to achieve the necessary

Back in the early Unix days, this resulted in the various C libraries that we now all take for granted (even if in their ported forms as used by other languages) and all the standard shell utilities that could be scripted together with pipes and redirection.

Modern FOSS has lost its way a bit, producing a lot of monolithic code that has to be heavily refactored to extract individual functions.

Case in point: OpenOffice.org. The GUI, rendering engine and backend are all tied together. Why's this bad? Cos every time they upgrade, the translation projects have to start again or you're stuck on the last version. Why shouldn't you be able to render and edit 3.0 with a 2.0 interface? Sure, you'll not get all the new functionality, but at least you'll be able to both use your own language and read files created in the latest version....

Men at Work appeal Down Under plagiarism ruling

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Not just the tune...

Even the lyrics bear a striking resemblance to the Welsh song (although there's no telephone wires or tails on fire in the Welsh blackbird's case).

British Library wants taxpayer to gobble the web

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But...

The current law on books is that every book or periodical that gets published commercially in the UK must be supplied to 5 libraries that hold copies in perpetuity. There is no judgement on suitability. If it's published, it's in. They are just trying to maintain the status quo, and I think that's a good thing. I have seen many websites vanish with only a partial mirror at archive.org . Among the legions of dross at Geocities, there were several gems, including one of the two best internet libraries of Scottish Gaelic song lyrics that were lost.

Then there's the idea of corpus research. Having access to all these tweets and comments would allow language researchers to examine questions like how the internet is changing literacy, and that is a genuinely interesting and important topic.

Montblanc's Gandhi pen run out

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FAIL

Uh-huh...

"£16k says the Beeb, £14,400 according to reports last year."

I think -- and I may be wrong here -- that the rupee is stronger than last year...?

What's on the mind of the Freetard eBookworm?

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The full story.

Immature sexually frustrated nerd reads teenage trash -- number 7.

Wants woman: needs photo for lonely hearts site -- number 9.

Photo not having desired effect: needs to "enhace" his package -- number 2.

Woman bites -- now needs to talk his way round the obvious doctoring -- number 8.

Failed attempts using info from number 1.

Falls back to number 3 for simpler explanation.

As stated, this leads to a domestic situation requiring number 10

Woman goes on line looking for number 4.

In the process she discovers number 6 on the hard drive.

Woman calls power company and broadband provider demanding immediate disconnection.

Man uses remaining battery in laptop and neighbour's unsecured wifi to download number ´5 and restore his access to number 6 and its ilk...

MPs bash broadband tax

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Dictatorship of the majority...?

"We believe that a 50 pence levy placed on fixed telecommunication lines is an ill-directed charge. It will place a disproportionate cost on a majority who will not, or are unable to, reap the benefits of that charge,"

Isn't this pretty much the definition of all government spending? The majority of people pay National Insurance to subsidise the minority who have serious illnesses or long-term unemployment problems. A city dweller who never travels more than 5 miles in his car pays the same road tax as a farmer who lives 50 miles from any major town. An immigrant not educated in this country and with no children is still required to fund UK schools.

It is in the country's interests to maintain a stable rural population, and right now "market forces" are freezing rural people out of broadband, and they are the people most in need of improved communications links.

No amount of tax breaks is going to make rural cabling more profitable than sticking to dense urban centres -- compulsion is the only option.

Apple strips top shelf, leaves corporate smut in place

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Hate to say it, but...

I actually see Apple's point on this.

Big names like Playboy do have a bit less of a sleaze factor simply by virtue of being a known brand.

That's brand politics for you.

iPad pitch to the Wall Street Journal laid bare

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Most users...?

"I've lost count of the number of times I've seen people forget to manually eject their USB pendrives from a computer before pulling it out of the port."

Most users don't "forget" to do it -- they didn't know in the first place!

So design error one is making it possible.

Design error two is that the OS doesn't pop up a great big flashing error every single time you do it, but gives you a small non-descript dialogue box or balloon, and includes a little checkbox saying "don't show this error again".

Unplugging a device without stopping it first risks data loss, so the user shouldn't be able to ignore it....

'Optionally manned' spy plane to fly this summer

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British Weather vs Big Brother

Pah... Johnny Our-Government won't spy on us that easily -- we have our bally clouds to bally well protect us! Tally ho!!!

Airport scanners face double exposure

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Not racist...

No, of course you're not racist... you're just a geriophilic sex-pest.

Chips make you chipper: Official

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Accuracy....

Aside from the fact that they don't mention the control group (as others have commented), there is the problem of what "chips" means. Having never heard of this "Aston" place, I thought the prof was saying "crisps" in a funny accent.....

UK universities being broken by border control measures

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Quite right too!

Foreign students!! They all want to blow us up!! When I was at uni I had a classmate from the Middle East, and she killed me with a suicide bomb in a lecture!! One of my classmates had a flatmate from the Middle East -- he killed me with a suicide bomb in the pub!! I was also killed on three separate occasions by foreign students I didn't know entering nightclubs with improvised incendiary devices, and twice in the Scotmid Coop by foreigners bearing bandoliers of hand grenades.

Edinburgh used to be a peaceful city, but since the University started letting in foreign students, you can't walk the streets for fear of being blown up unexpectedly by an angry student suicide squad!!

Foreign objects in orifices a bigger killer than laptops

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Er... what?

"A terrifying thirty were despatched by a "Foreign body entering through skin or natural orifice".

And 360 were taken care of by "legal intervention involving firearm discharge"."

Surely getting shot is having a "foreign body [bullet] entering through skin"?

Street View catches Finn with his pants down

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Height of the average Finn?

Oliver 8,

I think you're failing to consider the presence of the fence in the photo, and the height at which the camera is mounted on the Googlecar.

This bloke was on his own property and not visible to passers-by.

He should be OK.

US judges leave definition of obscenity to Amish, Kansas

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What?

How can you be committing a federal crime based on community values? Surely that's a state issue, not a federal one? That's utterly, utterly preposterous!

Drayson locks Forces chiefs out of Defence budget carve-up

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Privatising the military...

You think the military privatisation process hasn't started? With search and rescue going to tender, the RAF will for the first time take orders from a commercial organisation.

It's too late -- it's already here.

USB hack connects Droid to printers, video cams, and more

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You're the counter-in-tuat

"For starters, hardwiring a mobile device to peripherals is counter-intuative!"

Even accounting for the spelling mistake, that makes no sense. First up, they aren't hardwiring anything. If you follow the link, what you get is a picture of an *external interface* that allows you to plug in devices. They may not be hot-swappable, but they're certainly cold-swappable. That's a bit different from "hardwired".

And what's "counterintuitive" about wanting to plug your digital cameraphone straight into a printer? Think about all the money the various camera/printer companies ploughed into Easyshare, DirectPrint, PictBridge and the like -- people want direct-from-camera printing, and I'm personally a bit surprised Google didn't see fit to support and sell that as feature out of the box.

It would also fit with making the Android a business phone -- carry your docs with you and print on demand (but only with the sysadmin's permission in the form of a central security policy, naturally).

Arab conned into marrying bearded lady

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He didn't see her photo...

...his mum did! It says it in the article, in black and white (unless you've been playing silly beggars with custom style sheets in your browser again).

It's men that shouldn't see a woman's face, and his mum is quite likely not to be a man, so it's no problem at all for her to see the potential daughter-in-law's face. Really she should have insisted on meeting her in person, so maybe he should be suing his mother for neglect of parental duty too....

If you're going to be derisory about other people's cultures, get your facts straight first!

MTV Mexico pulls South Park episode

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Meh...

The episode's main plot device is culturally specific anyway. It loses something when you spend the first half of the cartoon trying to work out what the heck they're on about!

Street View spymobile snowmobile prowls Winter Olympics

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That last picture...

What do you mean "camera cover" -- that's a screenshot from a new hi-definition version of Descent, isn't it?

El Reg reader assembles own iPad

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There's an app for that...

Here, does the iPad support printers via USB breakout? I see a novelty freebie app coming on....

French poised to seize Port of Dover

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Best thing for it.

If it's up for sale, it's best off being bought by the French -- Nord-Pas-de-Calais make a phenomenal amount of money off sales taxes at "booze-cruise" hypermarkets and wine warehouses, and the biggest customers of the ferries are tourists heading to France and French haulier Norbert Dentressangle delivering goods to the UK.

A French-owned Calais would be an investment that would be expected to pay off in multiple ways -- sell it to a corporation and it's profit above all else.

I'm not in favour of privatisation, not by any stretch, but this xenophobic "not the froggies" nonsense is risible. If we sell, they're the best buyer.

Drink beer not fizzy pop for pity's sake, say boffins

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Well they did mention hops...

There's hops in lager, but you get some really hoppy real ales....

ARM boss forecasts mass migration to netbooks

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Re: Photo Editing

Don't know about yours, but my netbook has an external monitor connection.

Once they all move from VGA to HDMI you'll even be able to use an HD telly as a 1920x1080 monitor. At that netbook could quite realistically replace the home PC for a massive percentage of the population.

Does Apple patent claim show iPad with built-in camera?

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There will be a camera, but...

Yes, there'll be a camera-equipped model -- it's inevitable.

However, this patent is not evidence of this. Even if they had no plans to make one themselves, it's in Apple's interest to make sure that every patent they make for the iPhone covers as many devices as possible, if only to make sure that anyone who wants to do it has to pay through the nose.

Yes! It's the iPad jacket!

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Not convinced...

Even aside from the "large only" thing, looking at the design, the only specific headphone conduit is from the iPod/MP3 pocket, so you can't even use your iPad as an oversized iPod.

Designer pitches iPad gaming wheel

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Correct me if I'm wrong....

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't current iPhone/iPod Touch games already work this way, using the device's accelerometers?

The wheel designer hasn't created the problem of visual reference -- that's something the game designer's did. I'm guessing that they compensated for this in the programming of the game....

iPad runs Windows, Nokia runs OSX

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Cope with Windows...?

"And surely the iPad is powerful enough to cope [with running Windows]?"

My car won't work on a railway. That's not because it's not powerful enough, it's just not built to run on rails. Windows has never been released for ARM, so it can't be run on the iPhone.

Unless you do what the Finnish Mac phone guy did and emulate an x86 processor in software, but that's something that the iPad is certainly not powerful enough for!

UK moob jobs rocket 80 per cent

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What a great idea!

I don't shave often enough, I spend months between haircuts. It's all too much effort, but now I realise that I can get "positive results" from having my nose broken and reset -- all my problems are solved!!!

In all seriousness, saying anything positive about cosmetic surgery (ie non-reconstructive plastic surgery) is effectively talking up dysmorphia, which is a clinically recognised mental disorder.

Anyone who visits the cosmetic surgeon should be considered dysmorphic, and as such incompetent to give consent. And if a surgeon operates on someone incompetent to give consent, he must be struck off.

Yes, all cosmetic surgeons should be struck off.

Vote, vote, vote for Barbie the computer engineer

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Actually...

I reckon this is a fit up.

I'm pretty certain the next Barbie will be a computer engineer whichever way the public votes.

Why? Cross-selling: there will be a pink Barbie netbook computer on the shelves by Christmas, you mark my words.

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I voted computer engineer

I voted computer engineer, but I only voted at all because I know that if it comes out, Moss and Roy will get their hands on one. I have no idea what they'll do with it, but it ought to be hilarious.

In fact, it probably doesn't matter -- now that the suggestion's out there, it'll probably find its way into the series whether or not it actually exists.

Woman sues rail line for 'exploding' toilet

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Ooooooooooh.....

Ooooooh... the Rock Island Line is a mighty good road.

The Rock Island Line is the road to ride

The Rock Island Line is a mighty good road

There's a woman on the shitter,

Pulled the chain came back and hit 'er.

Gonna need a lot more paper

On the Rock Island Line....

California school pulls 'oral sex' dictionary

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Shipping report...

...Rockall, Force 4, N by NW; teacup, force 10...

At my primary school, we had kids dictionaries. Bigger print, simpler explanations, fewer rude words. This is not an affront to children's intelligence.

In some other schools, they used "proper" dictionaries, dirty words and all. This was not an affront to decency. (Heck, we even had the "big dictionary" at the front of the class too, and another in the library.)

To me, either policy is acceptable. If a particular school authority wants to change policy, that is acceptable too, and it's acceptable that a transitional period sees both in schools.

What is unreasonable and unacceptable is that both sides make this out to be a major human rights crisis, and that these rights have to be protected on an individual-by-individual basis.

It's not the kids who need to grow up, but everyone else.

(Besides, when does a kid really need a dictionary anyway?)

Mozilla buries heels on un-YouTube open video

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Cost of development...?

If it H.264 cost $5,000,000 for browser implementation, and there's now 5 major browsers (IE, FF, Opera, Chrome, Safari), that's 25 million dollars.

If we assume that they're going to make the same amount of money from consumer digital video devices, that's another 25 million, totalling 50 million dollars.

Then we take the assumption that they're planning to make more from commercial encoding (broadcast, DVD distribution, VoD sites) we're looking at least another 50 million.

So it would appear that they want over $100,000,000 for a video codec.

Did the spend an inordinate number of man-hours working on this, or are they taking just the pi[NO CARRIER]

Multi-million investment hints at UK battery swap shops

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Good point.

OK, so we're not expecting to get a brand-new battery every time, but as battery capacities degrade with age, you have no idea how far you can go after a change. It's like going to a petrol station, asking for a lucky dip on fuel amount and running without a petrol gauge. (My work laptop still shows over 90% charge 30 seconds before it pops up a low battery warning and spontaneously shuts down....)

Only nukes can stop planetsmash asteroids, say US boffins

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Hmmm... can I see the odds?

I just have this nasty feeling that an orbital nuclear strike platform is more likely to be used for a military strike than against a catastrophic piece of space debris. Comparing the number of known catastrophic space debris strikes against the number of armed conflicts in human history doesn't leave you with favourable odds....

Linux coders do it for money

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But coding is not the whole effort.

Testers and debuggers generate very very few lines of code, but they're not an insignificant part of the dev process.

Can we see a follow-up that examines paid-for testing. If Red Hat et al aren't putting doing their own thorough testing, they're setting themselves up for liability....

RockYou hack reveals easy-to-crack passwords

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Old vs New problem

"Persuading users to use stronger passwords is an age-old problem that dates back to the dawn of the PC era."

It's not an old problem, it's a new problem.

In the old days, you had about 3 passwords; you had to convince the user to make them strong. Once they were strong, you could use them for a long time because they were secure. Because you didn't change them, you could remember them.

Now, we all have a dozen or so passwords. If we make them strong, they're hard to remember. The harder they are to remember, the more likely we are to reuse them. Because some people use weak passwords, corporate policies add a layer of security by forcing us to change them every few months.

I can remember every password I had on the computers at uni, because I used them frequently for a long time. My password for the office PC expires so quickly that I've barely learnt it by the time I'm asked to change it. The cognitive load is high, and every time I sit back down and unlock my PC, I have to filter out "noise" from half-a-dozen old and "other system" passwords before I get to log in.

So my passwords are getting weaker all the time as it's the only way to remember them.

It is a new problem -- it just looks similar to an old one.

Google taps Gmail for more clicks with ad tweak

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Price rises.

As usual, a bunch of people say "why are you complaining"?

Google has got to the point where it rarely makes life any easier. Googlemail is presumably already turning a massive profit. If Google are increasing profits without improving UX, then it follows that Google are increasing prices (we are paying for Googlemail by our willingness to accept adverts) at no advantage to the user. It's a classic bait-and-switch: get them hooked on something cheap, then start turning the screw.

The cunning part of Google's plan is that the customer doesn't even realise he's paying!

Oz man coughs to DD-jub job advert outrage

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Every day I hate my country more.

If this happened here, the ex-boss would be howling in indignation about lack of respect and lack of trust. Seems like in Australia, people are allowed to be human. Well fancy that -- human people.

No World Cup anthem for England football heroes

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Next thing we know...

...Simon Cowell will turn this into an X'Factor special.

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