* Posts by Pollo

16 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Microsoft conceals job ad in Bing homepage

Pollo
FAIL

Would you like to debug this page?

If I saw the most annoying IE dialog appear while landing on the front page of bing.com I would simply turn around and head off to Google. MS really don't have a clue do they? As I think has been pointed out here already, anyone worth their salt as a developer wouldn't be using IE in the first place....

MASSIVE fail!

Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

Pollo
Mushroom

HAHAHAHA! Waiting for the fanbois to go booooom!

That is all :)

Apple demands Samsung flogged for 'unethical' court doc leak

Pollo
FAIL

Re: it was a falsified release,

@honkj, just because you repeat something over and over again doesn't make it fact mate.

I suggest you read the article you link to - with the incredibly dubious phrase "Truly debunked" in the title - which does nothing to convince me of either argument to be honest.

All it achieves is to point out that the first time the Samsung device was seen in the wild was 1month after the iphone was first demonstrated. This does not prove that either manufacturer was first. The article even ends up pretty much saying (and I paraphrase) "We don't really know, what do you, the reader, think..."

If you're going to link to something as "The Answer" - make sure it actually is...

Facebook flashplodders lose appeal against 4-yr jail stint

Pollo
WTF?

So let's get this straight...

"No rioting took place as a result of either Blackshaw's or Sutcliffe-Keenan's foolish posts on Facebook.

Despite that, their appeals were rejected today, which means their sentences, four years apiece in the slammer, will be served."

So what are we saying? That it's illegal to be a complete spanner now is it? They didn't actually incite anyone to do anything illegal, but they get jail time as if they did.

Now if only politicians were subject to the same logic!!!!

Adobe automates website design for arty Luddites

Pollo
Unhappy

Wouldn't hold your breath...

" I can only hope that 2012 sees Muse rewritten to produce clean, efficient code and not the flatulance it currently spits out."

Yeah, good luck with that!

Pollo
Paris Hilton

I doubt

that anyone who uses this "tool" will know the meaning of the phrases "maintaining code" and "upgrading features".

Paris because she definitely knows what a tool is for :)

Popular gamers 'should play for free' – Valve boss

Pollo
Paris Hilton

Or you could google it...

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noob_(s%25C3%25A9rie_t%25C3%25A9l%25C3%25A9vis%25C3%25A9e)&ei=mmvSTcfyHM2E-wbi7-m9Cg&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CD4Q7gEwAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3DCharles-Antoine%2BDonteuil%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26nfpr%3D1%26prmd%3Divns

Paris, cos she's been given some french stuff in the past I'm sure...

Boffins spy liquid water on Saturn's moon

Pollo
Thumb Up

thought that sounded familiar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pushing_Ice

Damn good book if you haven't read it! :)

Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

Pollo
Happy

Re: OSX is good? orly?

Seriously - I'd get your MacBook looked at. I am in possession of two MBPs from late 2009 and one MB from 2007 and none of them suffer from the problems you experience.

But if it is sooooo bad, how come you're using it at all? Battery life isn't a reason to put up with the experience you've had surely?

Anyway - good luck to you. I for one LOVE my MBP and would not trade it in for an MS OS for doing my day to day again.

Santa sticks up bank to 'pay elves'

Pollo
Coat

Does this mean

...he can be found in a bar somewhere surrounded by Ho Ho Ho's?

(sorry)

Mine's the one with tinsel in the pocket

Facebookers condemned to Hell Lite

Pollo
Flame

@AC

You are NOT alone!! I'll carry the extra propane tank for your flame thrower

Abigail's Windows 7 Party

Pollo
Joke

@Richard Jukes

Looks like the sense of humour bypass operation was a complete success then buddy...

Microsoft pimps bogus Windows 7 'launch parties'

Pollo
Gates Horns

@all of a sudden #

Yup - that happened to be about 2 years ago. Just bought my second one... never looked back

Snow Leopard forces silent Flash downgrade

Pollo

@ThomH

Seriously?

I don't want to start a flame war, but I wonder what you consider 'pro-active'.

1) releasing security updates in a timely fashion before the details have been released to the hacker/script-kiddy community (mostly) a-la Apple or

2) waiting 6 months for maximum damage to be done after making a big fanfare announcement about the forthecoming fix (including details of how to implement the exploit) and then finally patching - a-la guesswho

I may be wrong of course, but this certainly seems to be my perception of each companies approach to fixing the bugs that will inevitably occur in any software development cycle.

This one to be honest just seems like a genuine error in checking versions. Not inexcusable but totally understandable in how it happened.

Job cuts start to bite at Barclays

Pollo
Paris Hilton

@Andy 17

And we wonder why all the banks are in trouble. Looks like their calculators are broken. Or did they all graduate from the Gordon Brown school of economics?

Paris 'cos even she could add those figures up.

One fifth of humanity deprived of Milky Way

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@Simon 24

"I *was* out in the country once and saw the Milky way, it gave me a sore neck I recall."

I'm guessing it looked pweety(sic) awesome then if you were staring long enough to get a crick in your neck...?