* Posts by Annihilator

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Apple confirms iPhone event on 4 October

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Boffin

5, not 4s

It can't be the "4S". The only reason an S model was ever released (3GS) was because the 3 in the title had nothing to do with it being the third iPhone. In that example, the successor to the 3G could never have been called the iPhone 4, as it wasn't the fourth.

Still, it's Apple, and they can do whatever they like I suppose..

Lewd voicemail hack on MP prompts probe

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Facepalm

Go further

Any *telecomms outfit* that is so f*****g stupid that they even allow external voicemail access when a PIN has not been changed deservers a thorough public roasting.

The equivalent is banks sending out all ATM cards activated with a PIN of 0000 and hoping folk will change it, but not making it obvious that they should change it.

My own little hobby horse in this "hacking" scandal (term used loosely) as I still recall my first mobile phone (BT Genie) offering remote voicemail but only if I set a PIN.

Apple Thunderbolt Macs have chips for optical links

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Boffin

Additional

In addition to the correct points above (the optical conversion will be done in the cable for some reason, so nothing to see in the ports), the cables will also be required to carry power as well, so presumably will look very similar to existing cables.

Display defect may crimp iPhone 5 shipments

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Stop

@DrXym

"That's the only reason they seal the battery in. It surprises me that the EU hasn't crapped all over Apple for doing this."

Right. It couldn't possibly be because it makes for a neater/smaller solution (you don't need the extra 4 pieces of material's worth of thickness to both encase the battery and create a battery bay in the device). It's also entirely possible to change the battery for a new one if necessary, even if it involves getting someone to do it.

Why would the EU be crapping all over Apple for this though? Plenty of devices have internal non-replaceable batteries. At the very lowest end of the scale, electric toothbrushes are the first thing that comes to mind.

Why do these traders get billions to play with, unchecked?

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FAIL

re: Clubcard points

I think you missed my sarcasm. The price you've quoted for bullion gold takes into account what it costs to turn regular gold into certified bullion gold along with a multitude of other factors.

In short, 9ct gold does not have a value 37.5% of bullion gold.

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Trollface

You're also forgetting

Clubcard points! I reckon you've found a way to bring down Tesco, nay, the world economy!

Blighty's slow-crawling broadband streets revealed

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Very true

There will be homes all across the UK who are still only paying for an "up to 8Mb" service on a line capable of much more, based on old products.

Gears of War 3

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RTFA

"Intensely epic finale to a riveting series. Available on Xbox 360 only."

NASA: Beam me up some power, Scotty

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You mean "jigga"-watts, surely

Malware burrows deep into computer BIOS to escape AV

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WTF?

Oh right

Piece of piss then.

I've done a BIOS transplant in the past, but only because I'd accepted the board was dead following a failed flash upgrade. I'd not recommend it as it's very hairy, won't give you the full functionality of the board as it likely resets it to be a "reference" mobo (in the end I got it to the stage where it would boot, barely with massive errors, enough to get to a DOS flash utility, hotswapped the failed chip back in and reflashed the firmware - success rate of 1 in 3 so far)

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Boffin

The BIOS can be reflashed from within Windows though - it's how we (legitimately) update the BIOS. It's not hard to envisage a virus taking advantage of this.

To do it though, the OS has presumably already been compromised though. This is just deep-rooting it further in the system to stand a better chance of survival. It isn't normally seen however as virus writers tend to aim as far and wide as possible, which isn't usually compatible with specific BIOS versions/manufacturers.

BT to fibre-up another 114 exchanges

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Flame

Whoop-de-doo

My exchange was enabled months ago. Shame they didn't bother to enable my cabinet though, just (seemingly) every other *&%^ing cabinet attached to the exchange.

Note to author - upgrading the exchange can have zero effect on all the customers attached to that exchange. Presumably no word yet either on those folks who are directly attached to the exchange and not via a cabinet?

Murdoch to reappear before MPs in phone-hack case

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Meh

Burdon of proof

"Separately, it has been reported by the Guardian that the mother of 7/7 bombing victim Christian Small is to pursue a civil case against NI over alleged voicemail interception"

I've wondered this for a few weeks now, but while it's quite probable that phone hacking is rife, how on earth do people prove it?

Though let's face it, it's barely "hacking" - the mobile operators should surely be taking some stick for enabling a feature with a default password in the knowledge most people will never even know the facility exists, let alone change the pin. Have said this before, but I recall when first getting a mobile, the remote voicemail facility was disabled *unless* you enabled is and changed the pin.

Man City boss quits over cancer email

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Holmes

@yoinkster

Makes sense in answering the "what does the email mean". All that remains is the mystery of why it was so offensive, worse than being told you had cancer, and why it took 10 months to go to the Sun with it...

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Paris Hilton

I'm with you

Add me to the list of not understanding a) the email, b) what was so offensive about it (though I understand it was sent last year, and it's only since the contract negotiation tailed off that she released it to the press) and c) what on earth could be said that would be more upsetting than being given the initial diagnosis??

Utterly baffled..

Cello C42T71DVB-3D 42in passive 3D TV

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Boffin

re: UK Maker?

"So what does that leave? The case?"

The shed. A vital component in any bit of kit.

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"Budget"

Does anyone go for budget brands any more? Not sure about anyone else but I'd sooner take those 600 notes down to Richer Sounds and get a last season model of a premium brand.

Ten years after the Twin Towers: What's the Reg angle?

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Unhappy

Four years later, nothing changed

I guess it remains to be (hopefully never) seen how we cope and where the best source for information is, but in terms of when the July 7th bombings happened in 2005, the Internet remained a poor source of information. I recall getting very frustrated with news sites and just finding a TV when in the London office.

What has changed for the worse today now however, is TV's incessant guesswork and subsequent hauling in of "experts" and little done to retract them. If you recall, when the Norwegian mass murder happened back in July this year, the immediate suspicion was of an Al-Qaida attack, which quickly became fact, and quickly resulted in pundits (or experts as they were called) being dragged in to explain why Norway was a target. Within 24 hours it was clear it was actually the opposite, yet the same pundits were in with a brand new tact with no mention of their previous expertise.

It seems we've now moved to a full 24-hour rolling news where in absence of facts, we've accepted poetic licence to elaborate on theories as fact until we're told differently.

Apple finally purges Mac OS of disgraced DigiNotar certs

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Unhappy

Excessive approach

The reason that Apple haven't updated the iOS certs is because it's never a small patch. As with any minor amendment Apple want to make, it's a ~600MB download. So major testing required as anything going wrong will brick the entire device.

Another triumph for simplicity...

Windows 8 to boot in 8 seconds

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@mfraz

"What are the chances that they'll be able to install the updates during normal use and not part of the shutdown procedure?"

Quite high, given that most of the (Win 7) updates I see these days don't require a full reboot.

Parliament has no time for 100,000+ signature e-petitions

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Megaphone

Benefits being docked

Benefits being docked is one of the most pointless, biased and illegal ideas that you'd think an MP came up with it. Or the Daily Mail. Which on second thoughts, they probably did come up with that one.

To think that you can punish some people and not others (not all rioters were on the dole etc), outside the judicial system (we're presumably still going to prosecute them under general law, right?) is as misguided as the notion that we should or even could shut down Twitter if "call me Dave" so decides.

I'm quite happy living in a society that at least attempts to deliver even-handed justice. A lot happier than I'd be if we were up for laying down random punishments on certain people purely on account of 0.1% of the population being arsed to click a mouse button.

UK, US ink boffinry pact on laser fusion 'star power'

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Stop

re: Really? One white elephant to the next...

Yes, what they're building is the final design of the eventual products that consumers will benefit from. That's why the processor that's powering the PC I'm typing this on is made primarily of valves and takes up the entire garage to run.

Foxconn churns out '150,000' iPhone 5s a day

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@dead4ever

Good for you. I look forward to your comments in all the other news stories about other products and whether you'll be buying one or not.

Why modern music sounds rubbish

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WTF?

re: Ackshully

"I use a £350 pair of noise cancelling Sennheisers"

You spend £350 on a pair of cans and use the term audiophile at other people?? Sheesh... I'd suggest taking them back though. I've got a cheaper set of Bose noise cancellers and they completely remove the noise on a plane, train or busy tube. Heck, I've even tested them in a busy pub with music blaring with success. Even noise-isolating earbuds do a good enough job.

My point still stands though - you can boost the original's "quiet parts" yourself with the equaliser, you can't do the reverse.

And if you *really* can't tell the difference, why does it even matter to you? Surely the original "audiophile approved" version is just as good?

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Boffin

re: Different view

Wouldn't you prefer the option to choose for yourself? To get the "loud" version from the original, one of your iPods many equaliser settings would be able to do it for you. You can't get back to the original that way though.

You claim to barely be able to tell the difference, but in the same breath state why you'd prefer the loud one - you can clearly hear the difference in that case and even manage to explain what it is. I'd suggest getting even a semi-decent pair of earphones to block out surrounding sounds. That way you can protect your ears by listening at a lower volume and hear all the nuances of the music.

Nearing iPhone 5 launch prompts operator action

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Trollface

Or

Don't read the articles, the number of which don't form anywhere near a majority on the Reg?

Zalman ZM-VE200 portable virtual Rom drive

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Probably not

But Phantom Burner installs a virtual DVD/CD burner in your system that tricks any software into thinking it's a regular burner but in fact creates an image file. Not free though:

http://www.phantombility.com/en/prod/phantomburner/

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Almost

But all that will do is boot linux type ISOs. Windows users are out of luck.

Ohio man cuffed for shagging inflatable pool raft

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Good for you

I'm sure you're very aware then that ADD covers a multitude of symptoms, not least one of which is impulsive/erratic decisions and irresponsible behaviours?

Post-Jobs Apple: New research shows Cook will do fine

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Boffin

re: Only in the UK

The UK varies also. As I remember it (being schooled in both England and Scotland), the cut off in England was around September. In Scotland though it was around April/May.

Paintball round pops Bulgarian airbag

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Pint

Indeed

I wondered if this woman was perhaps employed as a beancounter in the same office the BOFH works in. Would certainly explain a lot.

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@Sir Runciple Spoon

For a second I thought I'd been drunk last night and posted that comment myself. I too still have a crescent shaped paintball scar in a similar area.

Microsoft unveils file-move changes in Windows 8

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Coat

@Dan55

I suspect Safari is the king on BSD.. ;-)

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Meh

Shirley the browser?

"The successor to Windows 7 will combine file download dialogue boxes into a single box, you'll be able to stop and pause downloads, and rather than trying to estimate how long a download has left to run, the new operating system will instead feature a graph that shows the data transfer speed, transfer rate trend, and how much data is left to transfer."

So... what Firefox predominantly already does?

Or if we're talking about general file transfers on the local machine, what OSX has been doing for years?

Distinctly unimpressed.

appToyz appWheel

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re: Alternatively

"By this measurement you'd give a pencil 10% because it doesn't recognize your handwriting or upload to your computer."

Not really, the pencil would perform a task, do it usefully, and probably still cost less than a tenner.

By your benchmark, a review should be based on "does it work as advertised"? Surely most things would get 100%, or referred to the ASA for false advertisement.

£10 still gets you a lot these days, so to think that getting an injection-moulded piece of tat is good value for money probably means advertisers should target you specifically.

Russian Progress space truck crashes in Siberia

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Boffin

Possibly

But bear in mind that manned launch configurations differ massively from unmanned launches, and that the pre-flight checks have different levels of risk assigned to them. In order to make launches as cost-efficient as possible compared with the risk, there's a fair chance that had there been people on the top of that stack, it wouldn't have launched.

BBC crowdsourced mobile map: A bit quirky, but useful

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Roads?

Where we're going, we don't need roads..

How expensive would it be to figure out the overall map of the country? Effin' expensive I'd wager, and for little ROI. Presenting it for free speaks for itself, and the network operators are already pretty confident of their provision - as mentioned they use calculated maps that are broadly accurate - bear in mind they use these same calculations to establish the optimal places to site masts.

Besides, they'd only ever be able to (easily) cover the roads in the UK, which gives you very little in terms of a coverage map, as this crowdsourced effort shows.

UK could have flooded world with iPods - Sir Humphrey

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Happy

Flop

Flashback scene in the Big Bang Theory when Sheldon observes Raj's new purchase:

"Mmm, I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod, when Microsoft comes out with theirs"

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Pint

@ Captain Underpants

The Rio were flash based though, I'm talking HD-based :-) Though I did love them - had a Rio 500 myself (64MB onboard, with SmartMedia expansion!)

Just found a pic of it and instantly gave me a rush of nostalgia - wish I still had it.

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Go

"Britain could have invented the iPod"

Agreed with the article in general, especially the mocking of the idea hardware companies would give consideration to the format-shifting dilemma considering people had been taping from the radio, other cassettes, vinyl and CD for years now.

Though anyone else a bit bored of the assumption Apple were there first with a hard-disk based mp3 player? Or that it was a purely engineering triumph? The iPod (love it or hate it) worked as an overall solution, without iTunes it's practically worthless to the general consumer.

From my memory at the time though, it was Archos or Creative that were churning out the first HD based players.

Nuke plant shut down after US earthquake

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Go

re: Grazer

Swing and a miss folks, see Under Siege 2: Dark Territories for details of a brilliantly obscure reference. It's a particle weapon equipped satelite that can target the subterranean levels of earth and cause earthquakes. Grazer (pronounced Grazier for some reason) One was destroyed at the end of the film. Apologies for lack of spoiler alert :-)

Osun MushRoom Green Zero USB charger

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Paris Hilton

Question

With regards to the second part (overcharging bad for the battery), why the hell don't phone manufacturers build this functionality into the phone itself?? All my laptops have done this for the last 10 years, it baffles me that the phones don't do the same thing.

Hotboxer Xiotech drops the 'tech', goes all-caps

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Pint

Be honest

About 20% of that article contained made-up words and marketing bumf, right?

Apple, HTC trim phone forecasts as markets tank

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Facepalm

Contracts

Do people actually still get locked into contracts with smartphones? Surely the smartest offering is with SIM-only deals and buying handsets outright? Better re-sell value (no network lock) and cheaper in the long run, no?

Haven't gotten a phone as part of a contract in about 3 years now.

Sky Movies too expensive, says Competition Commission

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Unhappy

re: The problem here

"The same is true with privatizing rail - they said that the competition would lower prices etc, but it is still a monopoly as each route is controlled by a single franchise and you don't get the choice."

You make a good point, but the even more sobering thought is that the franchisees effectively bid for the route, presumably with the highest bidder being successful. This ultimately means they have to charge higher prices than the loser to cover the exorbitant costs they paid to gain control of the route.

AES crypto broken by 'groundbreaking' attack

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Happy

@Steve Knox

"You are either alive, or not alive, at any given point in time."

Two words: Schrodinger's cat

ARM vet: The CPU's future is threatened

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Boffin

re: dedicated hardware

The problem with dedicated hardware for task x is about where to draw the line. Having purpose built chips for every task soon stacks up to be a lot of chips in one device, and ramps the costs up too. Not to mention the design costs for a hardware solution plus the inability to upgrade it later.

Besides, the same problem still applies - he's comparing the cost of a 2G modem with a 4G modem as an example. Even specialised hardware is still going to be more energy intensive - the scale still exists.

Ten... outdoor gadgets

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Meh

Solar charging

Has it actually become viable yet though? Does it manage to charge its own battery in less than a day for example?

ISS 'naut shoots first ever 3D footage in space

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Happy

@Fab De Marco

"I just can't wait for Star Wars style Hologram TV's to take off."

What, small, grainy, monochromed see-thru images? I'm ok thanks :-)

Agree with all your other stuff re: 3D though. With luck it will be a passing fad (saw interesting numbers a while ago saying that teens, presumably the target, were rejecting 3D in favour of 2D films - fingers crossed)

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Boffin

3D innnnn spaaaaaaaace

Presumably the 3D impact becomes pointless as soon as you point the camera out the window though.