* Posts by Annihilator

3787 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Angry Birds Space flings 10 MILLION downloads in 3 days

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Re: Baaa!

Ah yes, because "popular" means "sheep". It couldn't be that it's a good game that a mere 10m people like, or think that it's great value for less than a quid... I suggest not telling anyone what you like, lest they agree with you, causing it to be popular and thus causing you to think it "uncool" in response.

Here endeth the post with the obligatory "if you don't care, why are you reading and subsequently posting?"...

London fire brigade outsources 999 control centre to Capita

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Go

Obligatory Simpsons

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-Fone.  If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one.  To choose from a list of felonies, press two.  If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

You have selected regicide.  If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one...

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Happy

Re: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

Dear sir stroke madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. Look forward to hearing from you

Ten... new games you may have missed

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Re: You lost all credibility

+1

In their defence though, "Jane's" was previously synonymous with flight sims. Not entirely sure why they decided to tarnish that reputation by launching JASF but I nearly fell for it when I saw it in a shop - almost purchased it but stopped to check reviews.

Record-breaking laser pulse boosts fusion power hopes

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Boffin

Re: Boring arrogant factoidery

Maybe, but try discharging a car battery in 23 billionths of a second in a single highly focused beam, I think you'll struggle. They didn't just drop a spanner on the batteries terminals and see what occurred...

Apple announces dividends, share buy-back

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Boffin

Better than savings or ISA?

Not sure where you're getting your ISA rates from, but 3% is a good rule of thumb, higher if you shop around. The 2.6% return on shares would be subject to tax, too.

Pair of double-As give you cheap, quick charge

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Coat

Fnar, fnar

"Pair of double-As give you a cheap, quick charge"

But they won't get you featured in Zoo or Nuts...

NASA postpones five-rocket launch spectacular

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Alternatively...

Oh well played sir :-)

Galaxies to get the Pluto treatment?

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Boffin

Re: Galaxies have...

Not quite - it's accepted that nearly all galaxies have them. Besides, supermassive black holes can exist outside of galactic centres...

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Happy

Re: This is taxonomy - not science (Some Beggar)

"Which muppet downvoted this?"

I suspect whichever commentard took his comments and went home in a huff...

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Boffin

Re: This is taxonomy - not science

"Everything from 'grain of dust' to quasar follows the same physical laws"

Except they don't, that's the problem. Galaxies (as the proposed definition describes them) only follow Newtonian physics if we assume there is some mass/energy in them that we can't detect - dark matter.

Either dark matter is real and we figure out what it is at some point, or dark matter is the equivalent of Vulcan to our latest theories - something that's covering for our lack of understanding at the moment.

Super-boffin Stephen Hawking to star in Big Bang Theory

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Re: I can only hope

Everybody loves cool wHip...

But to stay on TBBT topics, I can only hope you meant Wheeeeeeeaatooonnnn!

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Happy

Cool

TBBT usually do well with cameos (George Smoot and Woz spring to mind) so should be good.

“In fact, we’re not exactly sure how we got him. It’s the kind of mystery that could only be understood by, say, a Stephen Hawking.”

Indeed, I think Hawking would understand quite well how he ended up on the show...

NASA's 5-rocket mission to blast off tonight

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Thanks

"(5am to 6.30am on 15 March GMT)."

I generally bitch when GMT isn't quoted, so should say thanks for this :-)

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss takes to the air

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Coat

"Heading for Africa"

Lest we be accused of resorting to imperialism again, maybe there should be a similar range safety system so you can remotely blow up any disastrous launches that may be interpreted by foreign nations as a pre-emptive strike :-)

Lav-less Indians can't get enough of their mobiles

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Coat

Missed op

Surely a missed opportunity to describe it as "downloading more advanced than brownloading"?

TuneIn Radio Pro

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Phenomenal

It's an amazing app (iOS version in this instance) that I use quite often, particularly for a sneaky listen of Popmaster at work..

Only thing that's unclear to me is the bandwidth requirements. I rarely use it on a cellular network for that reason, though find it works very well.

How a tiny leap-day miscalculation trashed Microsoft Azure

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Correction

"Now the software biz behemoth has put its hands up and admitted in a detailed dissection of the blunder how a calendar glitch trashed its server farm. It's also a handy guide to setting up your own wholesale-sized cloud platform."

Surely that should be "a handy guide on how not to set up your own wholesale-sized cloud platform?"

Asus: We are NOT killing off Transformer Prime

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Happy

Re: ROFL at this...

Weirdly though, over on the iPad 2 comments sections you have people complaining that Apple are bad for artificially creating demand...

LYING iPhone 4S mobes claim 4G connection on 3G network

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Paris Hilton

4G in its vagueries

IIRC at the iPhone 4S launch they said they weren't going to get bogged down with 4G labels as it was ill-defined etc. Have they forgotten that? Or just changed their minds?

Job-seeking IT pro? Head for China

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Facepalm

Re: an understanding of what is required culturally to work in a Chinese office

Downvote me all you like, but just because *you* didn't see them, doesn't mean they don't exist - if anything the ones you've seen are put in to keep you happy (particularly if you worked/lived in the ex-pat community). My point is that many cultures squat, and to imply they must be 3rd world countries to do so is just rude.

Not a hobby, just well travelled for business and pleasure.

http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/1310066

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Re: an understanding of what is required culturally to work in a Chinese office

Actually Tom I think your confusing "third world cesspits" for many countries around the globe, including France, Italy, Japan, India and even China.

Squat toilets are rather common and I'm told the squat position makes for an easier, erm, movement:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet for a brief indication of where they're the norm

Lego space shuttle hits 114,000ft

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Pint

Re: To bold Lego...

"To be fair, I don't think I was the first to say that."

Cough, not even the first on the reg forums..

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/1296148

Not that I begrudge you ;-) I was loathed to credit it to Chris Evans, and think it might even have been a listener who texted it in.

Facebook goes titsup in Europe

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WTF?

"large part of its network" ... "exercise little control over these providers"

Seriously? Sounds like someone needs to look at their vendor management strategy...

Mammoths, sabre-tooths MURDERED by second giant space boulder

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Paris Hilton

"cosmic impact"

Am I alone in reading that and hearing Rodney Trotter being sarcastically impressed by an impact?

UK.gov holds summit to stop satnav-driven smash-ups

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Headmaster

@JimmyPage

"However, I could have bought a brand new paper road atlas every year for the past 6 years, and still have change from one single Garmin map update."

In their defence, the road atlases you bought probably wouldn't give you the detailed change that the Garmin map update did. The equivalent analogy would be to buy every town's A-Z every year for the past 6 years. If they start spinning it like that, it might seem more of a bearable pill to swallow.

None of this is relevant though, as a) I agree its too expensive and b) the idea that "satnavs had caused more than £203m worth of damage to drivers on UK roads in the last year" is utter bollox - bad drivers caused it.

Peugeot 3008 HYbrid4

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Re: Struggling to see the point?

I think the downvotes for a sensible question seems harsh, but yes it's a counterintuitively more efficient means of harnessing an internal combustion engine's power. I believe an ICE is limited to about 40% efficiency as a theoretical maximum. In a standard car, it's real world efficiency is around 20%, less in many occasions.

As Danny points out above, you can keep the engine set to its most efficient speed regardless of where the drivetrain is. Think of it as an infinite ratio gearbox. In this case, with a diesel, it would be a particular improvement given a diesel delivers all its power at the top end of each gear.

A similar setup (forget which, but was a series hybrid) was reviewed on Top Gear a couple of weeks ago. James May tried to explain it to that blithering idiot Clarkson who as expected cut him off stating it was boring nonsense..

Hello? You'll never guess where I am ... I'm under a ferry

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Re: How did they do that?

"What they haven't said is how they've done it."

No, but I did further up this page. They haven't explicitly enabled mobile signals, but the Metro is primarily cut and shut - there are very few "tunnels" as such - so the mobile signals generally make it into the train.

It's also why a good portion of the Circle line (or the lines that make it up anyway) can get a mobile signal.

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Boffin

No mobile on London Underground?

I beg to differ. Only about 40% of the network is without mobile signal, the rest is overground, and a fair proportion of the "underground" section is cut/cover which tends to get a signal just fine.

The Metro doesn't have mobile coverage by design, just a happy coincidence due to most of it being largely at surface-level.

Sony to ship passive 3D, OLED TVs in 2013

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Meh

Re: Passive is nicer.

Passive really isn't much better. From all experiences I have the polarisation isn't perfect and at least one of the lenses will experience leakage, so you get an even blurrier headache inducing experience.

Hobbit movie locations using 6km of data cabling

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I smell a BOFH

Sys Admin admits he is "not sure where it has all gone, but we keep ordering more"

Sounds awfully like a BOFH story where he's cabled it with 20m of thinwire and invoiced for 20 drums of Cat6 plus a few weekends of overtime to cable it out-of-hours... Nicely done!

Belkin Power Pack 4000

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Boffin

Re: Typical marketing fluff..

Clue is almost in the name ;-) As a helpful hint there is also a 1000 an 2000 version.

Granted, they could have explicitly stated it.

Apple issues invitations to March 7 iPad roll-out

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@dssf

I suspect the rationale behind the down votes is:

a) WTF has any of that got to do with a new iPad being launched

b) you appear to want to be posting on another story, can't, and have just grabbed the first vaguely on-topic article you can

c) you've copied and pasted a huuuuuge (and irrelevant) bunch of text instead of a link and your point and finally, crucially

d) TL;DR.

Playboy, Virgin Galactic tout zero-grav nookie in spaaaaace!

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Re: How youthful

I could have accepted a reference to Deep Space 9 if they'd at least tried for some humour and referred to Deep Space 69 instead, but sadly another punning opportunity missed. Though points for the "in spaaaaaaace" headline.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Bah!

Potentially missed an attempt at sarcasm there, but the shuttle, ISS etc were all ~14.7psi, same as here on earth - it's 5psi in a space suit.

As for the shuttle or ISS smelling bad, the air might not be "changed", but it's sure as hell scrubbed. Hygiene is as important in space as it is here - if anything its more so.

41-megapixel MONSTER mobe shutters Nokia knockers

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While in principle I agree with you, at least they've seen a bit of sense and stuck a Carl Zeiss on it - they score more hits than misses in my experience. Although 41Mpx is overkill, 2 is considerably underkill. You'll get nice shots on account of the optics, for sure, but won't be able to print them very successfully at anything more than 4x5, tops. It would be enough for me to upgrade the body certainly, though at the moment I'm stuck on 6Mpx and not tempted to upgrade any time soon.

Sony PlayStation Vita

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Re: Price

I'm sure I'm not alone in being bored of the price argument. It's broadly in line with the PSP, DS and 3DS at launch. In fact if you look back, it's probably cheaper than the Game Boy and Game Gear were in 1990 when you allow for inflation - I recall those games costing £20-£30 each.

I don't see this failing on price.

Private Manning keeps mum at Wikileaks plea hearing

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Easily

Owned by the public (and even that's a simplistic view), *not* an individual. You don't own it as such, but if you did you'd own a very small proportion of it.

Crap PINs give wallet thieves 1-in-11 jackpot shot

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Boffin

@Old Tom - dodgy maths :-)

"However, stats from the first 10 thumbs (1 up and 9 down) plus myself imply that - based on a sample of 11 commentards - a massive 82% carry their birthdate around in their wallet. Somewhat short of the claimed 99+%."

You can't make that correlation I'm afraid. All we know of the upvoter is that they agree with you that the 99% figure appears bollox, they may still carry a drivers licence (or young person's railcard, or NUS card, or passport, or bus pass, or library card - I'm sure there are more) but just doubt everyone does.

Besides, they're not *claming* anything. They're simply stating what the responders put in a small sample of 1300 people - for all we know they sampled people at a service station on the M4.

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WTF?

If only there were a valueless digit that could be inserted in front of a single digit day or month...

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Re: ATM's

Don't know which country you're from, but in the UK it's most definitely 3, and not per session either.

Mobile telcos bleed $13.9bn as IM apps chomp on SMS

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Re: How?

@AC I'm assuming you're on Giff Gaff or similar which is switching away from the text cost model and you're helping kill the cash cow, congrats :-) But in terms of most monthly contracts and "free" texts, they're not free, you're just paying for them differently, you can be sure that they're recovering their "lost" revenue via the monthly cost..

@Destroyallmonsters:

"Forced to hand over money, are you?"

See the word voluntary that you even quoted?... It's there for a reason.

Once worked out the cost per MB on SMS. Given it's ~10p per 140bytes, it even makes dial-up seem value for money..

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Good!!

SMS has been one of the biggest voluntary shafting ever received by consumers. Given they're effectively free to provide, you're talking pure profit for telcos. I won't be sad to see them die a slow death.

iPad 3 chip leak squeaks dual-core tweaks

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Re: Re: Re: Hmm, anyone else see a pattern?

"I wonder how many iPad2 owners actually know the cameras are 1/4 of the resolution of my 5 year old Nokia 6300? Not too many I think...."

I wonder how many iPad2 owners actually use the camera for anything more than Facetime. I wouldn't use it as a camera if it were the best in the world.

Let's face it, the point of it was for Facetime which it does adequately.

PlayStation Vita OS in your phone and telly - Sony's saviour?

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Boffin

Re: Re: Re: Typical Sony

"He is CORRECT, the new Sony Z Walkman proprietary DSP enhancements ONLY WORK WITH SONY-SOURCED MUSIC:"

Further BS, or at least just misunderstanding from the very text you quoted. The DSP enhancements are a function of the Sony music apps (the Sony supplied goods Engadget refers to), which you can play any WMA, MP3, PCM and AAC-LC files through. Any third party Android apps won't have access to the DSP though, which is more to do with Android than anything - to make it available everywhere it wouldn't be accessible from the music app itself and would have to be running as a background service the whole time. Given the DSP seems virtual, that's not a surprise.

Sky flaunts F1 app with split-screen functions

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Meh

Director

Sounds wonderful, however I suspect people will quickly discover the value of a director in live sports broadcasts...

Apple's Messages beta will self-destruct on Mountain Lion launch

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WTF?

Re: Oh Great....What a frigging annoyance from hell

Erm, you think the programmer is "incompetent" for designing a program that a) clearly people are using/want and b) is in beta?

If you don't like it, or are that annoyed by it, might I suggest not bloody using it??

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WTF?

What??

A beta programme set to expire?? Next you'll be telling me there's a film at 11...

Two UK airports scrap IRIS eye-scanners

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Unhappy

Re: :(

I suspect the primary reason for people loving it (me included) was the small amount of uptake - guaranteed short queue. The actual time to manoeuvre through it was no quicker than the manual method, perhaps longer - the processing time on it was torturously slow.

My only objection to it closing being the lack of alternative for some - I'm not renewing my passport just to get a sodding chip in it. Just let it run it's course until all passports are ubiquitous again.

Although step backwards with e-passports - with IRIS I don't even need to take my passport out the bag. Same cant be said of e-passports...

PARIS soars to Guinness World Record

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Happy

Re: Ahhhh

Na, far too conservatively dressed and not being looked upon with thinly veiled contempt by David Coulthard..

Although I submit Tito's thinner lookalike of Richard Osman off of Pointless..