* Posts by Annihilator

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From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta

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"Consumer"

"But the fact remains that Windows for *consumers* has been designed for data collection and telemetry."

So, if this only applied to the "Home" edition, then this would almost be acceptable or understandable. But I'm willing to bet quite a lot of money it applies to "Pro" editions as well, which is utter BS..

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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Re: Another Test

I did see in another article (Guardian?) that Musk stated in the event of a sudden increase of fuel consumption (i.e. all of it in a millisecond), it would still have the oomph to escape that.

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Even 1,700 would be an over-sized number of years.

There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

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"so that the document always looked ok on screen"

Unless the document legitimately contained the word "tuna" in it. Presumably they were replaced with "the" upon loading.

I wonder also if he was smart enough to consider spaces before and after, so that words like "thesaurus" and "lathe" weren't converted to "tunasaurus" (a fishy sounding dinosaur..) and latuna.

Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards

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Re: London...

Not sure I fancy a pilotless system - I quite like my fate to be aligned with the driver's.

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

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"It is remarkable that Windows 7 is reaching end of support on January 14 2020 while maintaining something approaching 27 per cent market share among Windows users,"

It would be remarkable if it weren't so predictable with a healthy dose of deja vu. The same thing happened (probably with a larger percentage) at the end of NT4 and XP. Tellingly, I don't remember anyone giving a hoot when Vista went EOL...

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Re: "Although it is not unreasonable ..."

Yeah think the reason they were always reluctant to do this was a) people would see just how sh1t some of it is, b) a lot of it is still actively proprietary stuff - i.e. still used in Windows 10 (and carried over from NT4/2K in some cases).

Also, the only way most people's machines are patched is through the WU servers - how you would feed patches to the general public through some sort of open source approach would be dubious and rely on the users either actively seeking it, or applying a patch to look to a different source (and then the obvious problem of who would host that source).

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"With the heavy modding (disabling WU, re-enabling the Win7-style rendering engine, etc.) things become palatable,"

Yep, same here, until you're forced to update, when all the modding you've done will be partially undone, then you spend 3 months tentatively discovering the bits that were undone.

The other thing that's not really being made a deal of - Windows 10 has an even more aggressive support period. The "April 2018" build (1803) went EOL back in November last year.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/help/13853/windows-lifecycle-fact-sheet

I can't see me sticking with Windows for much longer.

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

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Re: Lifestyle change

Good humblebrag ;-)

Why is the printer spouting nonsense... and who on earth tried to wire this plug?

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Re: Not on the wall socket

NVQ was the equivalent of seeing a City & Guilds reference on a CV.

My eyes thank you, Google: Android to get dark mode scheduling in future update

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Re: A better solution?

Only works for people who don't have indoor lighting. I suspect that isn't many people that also own a mobile phone.

How much cheese does one person need to grate? Mac Pro pricing unveiled

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Re: Use

Genuine query - where did you purchase such a thing? Ebay?

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Re: Use

"Junked my last Dell because it cost more for a new PSU (proprietary twin motherboard connections for the 2 cpus) than a secondhand HP dual cpu rack mount (with much superior twin platinum psu's with hot swap that still cost less than the dell machine)."

I suspect if you can be bothered then it's pretty easy to retrofit a standard PSU and re-use the old plugs, either in a permanent or Heath Robinson configuration. Different scenario I'm sure, but I managed to string out an old Shuttle XPC while I built up a replacement when the custom PSU died (£120 replacement cost).

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Re: Drop the wheels

I suspect that the sheer strength of the fans meant that chocks needed to be placed under each wheel to prevent it propelling across the office floor...

Tesla has a smashing weekend: Model 3 on Autopilot whacks cop cars, Elon's Cybertruck demolishes part of LA

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If it's so rugged it won't even dent, I wouldn't fancy being hit by that as a fleshy pedestrian. Wouldn't fancy being the driver if it hit something non-fleshy either - I prefer the energy of my car accidents to be absorbed by the car's crumple zones, not passed straight on to me like some sort of Newton's Cradle Deathtrap.

Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery

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Re: Second of his name.

"Rossi Lorathio Adams II"

So... "Rossi Lorathio Adams Junior", surely.

Stand back, we're going in: The Register rips a 7th-gen ThinkPad X1 Carbon apart. Literally

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Re: Screen Resolution

By my fag packet calcs, it's 332 ppi in the horizontal, 274ppi in the vertical, not colossally disproportionate to retina display standards.

Absolutely smashing: Musk shows off Tesla's 'bulletproof' low-poly pickup, hilarity ensues

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Re: What an ugly duckling

Na, he's clearly just a huge fan of Virtua Racing and is trying to cash in on the nostalgia craze.

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Not necessarily - trade-ins also form part of it.

However the refurbishment usually involves stripping back to the component level, testing the heck out of each component individually, ditching the duff elements, and putting all the good ones back together again in a cannibalistic fashion. Not quite the same as "just swap the batter/screen over" approach.

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This is the root of it. They're generally not "repairing" product. They're replacing in-store with refurbished models, using iCloud backups to transfer between the two devices. With this approach, they probably do lose money, but only because their devices are so difficult to actually repair.

NASA told to get act together on commercial crew vendors as chance of US-free ISS rises

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Re: I don't get the delay....

I'd say the risks were pretty well quantified, but people have trouble associating the probability of risks vs what actually happens. When you look at the Apollo missions as an example, there were 32 astronauts - 3 died (Apollo 1) and 3 almost died (Apollo 13). Neil Armstrong is often mis-quoted when people say they had a 50/50 chance. The full quote is a 50/50 of successfully landing on the moon - he thought there was a 1/10 chance they wouldn't survive - similar to what the overall programme ended up as.

Similarly the space shuttle. During the Rogers commission it demonstrated that the odds of failure were close to 1/50 to 1/100 (compared to the management view of 1/100,000). Of the 135 missions, 2 ended in disaster - a failure rate within the predicted range.

Funnily enough Nasa were highly criticised for the Shuttle failures and the lessons learned have put a toll on the size of the quality assurance. To look at it in isolation may lead to criticism of over-complicating it, but managing down to low failure rates is expensive and time consuming with good reason.

The people that then criticise this approach have little understanding of the human cost that drove the need for it. It's worth noting that the Russian approach to space flight was a lot more gung-ho - they just got lucky (and covered up their failures). Gagaran was strapped into what was basically a cannonball.

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Re: Milking it..

"NASA themselves are part of the problem though - they insist of a specific set of tests over extended periods, and demand successful results at least a dozen times before certifying any part of the project, which slows things down again"

I know - damn NASA with their health and safety. Morton-Thiokol have a lot to answer for.

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

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"they've already committed £1.5 Trillion pounds"

I mean, that's demonstrably not true, but whatever keeps you happy.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/10/sajid-javid-five-year-labour-spend-plan-near-12tn

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Re: why don't phishers script a few skills so that a voice-AI can make unsolicited phone calls

Yeah, already sort of happens really. I get unsolicited calls that try to guess how you'll respond...

"Pause.... Hello?...…… Yeah, I'm calling because of an accident you had?...… Yeah can you tell me a bit more about that?...…"

Remaining silent makes them hang up.

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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Unless Neil is 4'7 and just fortunate.

Socket to the energy bill: 5-bed home with stupid number of power outlets leaves us asking... why?

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Agreed - I've previously been a fan of them, but given they have to be consuming *some* level of power consistently it feels like it's a step away from green-dom, and will naturally wear out.

I'd be a lot happier if they could have trigger switches that only activate them when a USB cable is plugged in (similar to how shaver sockets work in bathrooms - the transformer is only energised when you plug something in).

As an aside, that house in the article has just about the correct number of outlets for my liking.

I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu

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Re: 767

"The aircraft's fuel gauges were inoperative because of an electronic fault indicated on the instrument panel and airplane logs; this fault was known before takeoff to the pilots, who took steps to work around it"

Another highlight for me... I get slightly stressed when driving a car with a defective fuel guage, and the worst case doesn't involve the car falling out of the sky!

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Coat

"Pete dutifully compared the output from the source 747 CD-ROMs"

Woah, that's a lot of CD-ROMs...

(I'm so sorry)

No extra bank holiday for 75th VE Day, but the pub will be open longer

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Yeah but you can’t buy booze in a shop past 10pm in Scotland, but can buy it 24hrs a day in E&W (minus the Sunday morning malarkey that the UK is actually united on) so swings and roundabouts really.

Microsoft Surface Pro X: Windows on Arm usable at long last – but, boy, are you gonna pay for it

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Odd choice

In a world that's more and more about non-local storage, I'd much rather have the opportunity to uplift the RAM rather than the storage in the mid-term. But I suppose different strokes for different folks...

A History of (Computer) Violence: Wait. Before you whack it again, try caressing the mouse

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Re: Does punching 'reset' count?

"It was 2003 and I was 3hrs into a Win98 install on a 486 (and my 8th reboot* after driver install) when I installed the motherboard chipset driver (from board mnfr}. Reboot"

Kids today don't know they're born - even Win XP probably needed 5 or 6 attended reboots to install. (wait 20 minutes, reboot, enter product key, reboot, wait 20 minutes, enter user settings, reboot, wait 20 minutes, enter network settings...)

And that's without the memory of 3.x and the multitude of floppy disk swaps. Thankfully was never crazy enough to do a Win95 install from floppy...

Hubble grabs first snap of interstellar comet... or at least that's what we hope this smudge is

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Re: Aliens?

To paraphrase David Tennant, isn't it remarkable that so many alien homeworlds look just like a Welsh quarry?

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Re: "based on its trajectory and speed, the comet had to originate from outside the Solar System"

It's clearly been launched by the Arachnids and is set to obliterate Buenos Aires. In order to claim citizenship and reap revenge on these "bugs", I've signed up to the Mobile Infantry and have been assigned to some unit called "the Roughnecks"?

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Re: 110,000 miles per hour

"Same goes for closest approach: 186 million miles should actually read 300 million kilometres."

I prefer 1 kilolightsecond.

We're going deeper Underground: Vulture clicks claws over London's hidden tracks

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Deja vous

Blimey, so good, you visited twice?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/06/geeks_guide_mail_rail/

Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

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Trollface

God I hope so - that's in the terahertz range!! Terrifying!! Surely no one in their right minds would propose exposing the general public to that.

Criminalise British drone fliers, snarl MPs amid crackdown demands

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Re: criminalising the flying of any drone within three miles of a licensed aerodrome.

"Something I'm not an expert on, maybe someone here can enlighten me... but surely a drone which is mostly made of ultra-lightweight plastics, weighing a couple of hundred grams and no more than a foot in diameter, could be chewed up and spat out by a modern jet engine with it barely noticing?"

Plenty of youtube videos out there showing this. "No" is the short answer. While the majority of the drone is made of nice light plastic, the batteries and the motors aren't.

Tough luck, Jupiter, you've lost your crown for now: Boffins show Saturn has more moons

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Re: Moons?

There is no lower limit on a moon, but I do think they need to be able to identify and track it consistently. So I suspect that as we get better at identifying smaller and smaller objects, it'll be defined better.

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

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Sky

I suspect we've all had similar issues with our satellite dishes on the sides of houses. I've certainly had signal issues in heavy snow - even without it settling fully on the dish.

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

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Re: Something that could (theoretically) actually work

Yep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Harmony

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Re: 4 billion years until impact!

The beauty of the impact, is that it's not at all impactful. It's incredibly unlikely that any stars or systems will be impacted - they're too far apart from each other.

Hinkley Point nuclear power station will be late and £2bn over budget

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Re: Can someone explain to me.....

At a guess, your contracts are probably a bit more simple than this? Also, you need to be better at building in obfuscated dependencies that give you some wiggle room, or better at dressing up scope evolution as change requests.

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Re: Earthworks

Yeah but I'm almost certain the minimalist approach to soil surveys enabled them to win the bid, with a caveat in the bid saying "further soil surveys may identify issues at a later date".

Nearly every single public sector project that involves external parties in some manner will experience some level of cost increment.

Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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Re: Stupid UI

I recall a lot of user suspicion when teaching them how to eject a disk on a Mac in the 90s...

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

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Re: A waste of time and money

I’m not sure why you think modern diesel is suddenly nice and clean, when the last time we were told it was nice and clean it turned out to be a colossal lie...

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It would have made at least slightly more sense to compare the number of petrol pumps instead of stations. Given even the smallest station has 4 pumps (serving all types of fuel), the maths suddenly look a bit silly.

Breaker, breaker. Apple's iOS 12.4 update breaks jailbreak break, un-breaks the break. 10-4

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Re: Standard

I like to think this line is some sort of automatically generated content that gets appended to any story with "Apple" as a tag. Someone should really consider that as a cost opportunity.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

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Re: Thanks to Microsoft's appalling attempt at obfuscation,

Thing is, in this case it wasn't necessarily obfuscation - logos.sys and logow.sys were *technically* system files, so arguably it's correct (if not helpful).

But I agree, the stupid pretend folders (junction points?) are a pain for running backups or transferring files from disks. More so when you move the user folder to a separate disk.

Apple is a filthy AWS, Azure, Google reseller, gripe punters: iPhone giant accused of hiding iCloud's real backend

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Re: Not sure it works like that...

"You might lose your own S3 copy if there was an S3 outage but chances are your iCloud backup is going to be available because of multiple cloud providers backing up the service"

I'm not sure that many data owners would be comforted by a "chances are" statement like that.

If bigger seats and nicer nosh in British Airways' First Class still aren't enough, would sir like to wear some VR goggles?

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Re: USB charger

On long haul flights (which I'm assuming this service is part of), USB sockets have been standard on all seats with BA for a while now. There's also often a 3-pin power socket in the vicinity too (usually between the seats, at foot level).