* Posts by Annihilator

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Legacy Update expands archive of vanished Microsoft downloads

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Oh good gracious me, I've just visited both Legacy Update and Windows Update Restored. The interface gave me such a nostalgic flashback, I'll be poring over both these sites, thanks.

Not to mention the inclusion of the tagline "Where Do You Want to Go Today?"

UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK

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Re: Copyright?

I'm guessing Teslas have a user/login type setup, and the features are stuck with your account. So you can sell the car, but you'd need to handover your username and password to the new owner for them to continue using the software features.

'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft engineer says, explains how to fix it

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I think I posted this the other day, but having recently reluctantly "upgraded" to Win 11, my biggest, easiest example of what he's talking about is in the Start menu. I've disabled the "recommended" element of the Start menu, because why on earth would I want it?

The result? In the middle of the Start menu is a blank section that says:

"Recommended - to show your recent files and new apps, turn them on in settings <link to settings>"

Network operator ponders building a new submarine cable – on land

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Re: Political instability nixes it

Power is the reason. They wanted to use submarine cable tech, because the optical repeaters are powered by the cable itself.

Microwave repeaters need height, and power, or they're stuffed. And they've only got about 40-50 miles range, so you'd need about 100 of them stretched across Africa. A cable largely disappears over time and isn't visible.

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Re: Political instability nixes it

That's the exact scenario I was remembering. It'll get nicked just in case it's copper.

Microsoft gives Windows 11 a fresh Start – here's how to get it

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Re: Recommened section

Know what's infuriating? Currently I have the recommended section turned off in the settings. Guess what I see in the start menu now.

A recommended heading, underneath which is says "to show your recent files and new apps, turn them on in settings <link to settings>"

Windows 11 tiptoes further into dark mode with new dialogs

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Well this is the bonkers thing - you still can. It's under accessibility/contrast themes and a quick try suggests that all the dialog boxes mentioned in the article change when you enable one. So quite why they're reinventing the wheel is beyond me.

But this is an operating system that still hasn't completely ditched the Control Panel approach and relies on a batsh1t crazy combo of that along with the Settings app, so hardly surprising.

Windows 11 update knocks out USB mice, keyboards in recovery mode

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"This particular snafu echoes Windows 95's early USB support, when BIOS firmware lagged behind the OS, leaving users with USB keyboards unable to access BIOS settings without digging up legacy PS/2 keyboards."

Happened well into XP times from my memory - a BIOS would only natively support USB keyboards quite late on. Blew my mind the first time I saw one with mouse support. From my memory though, keyboards stayed PS/2 for quite a while, it was mice that first made the jump (and always came with that USB/PS2 dongle - fun fact, they didn't really do anything, the mouse recognised it was connected to one and started sending PS/2 signalling through the USB interface instead)

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Re: If a machine is old enough to have a PS/2 port

Na, PS/2 has survived longer than you might think. Just checked, mine still has one, and it's probably 3 years old, and comfortably running Windows 11. I had no idea though.

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Re: PS/2 keyboards unaffected..

I have to carefully select which USB port my mouse (or wireless dongle) is plugged into. If it shares resources with another port that I happen to have plugged a hard drive into, the lag/jitter is astonishing.

In '90s Microsoft, you either shipped code or shipped out

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Re: Oh it's far worse

To be fair, that's in no way unique to Microsoft, by any stretch of the imagination. Most large organisations in my experience...

Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

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"Readers also reported that broadband was affected by the outage, which is odd since we would have expected cellular and internet connectivity to be largely separate."

I don't know why you would have expected that - companies are all about "synergies" and "efficiencies", I'd 100% expect them to be sharing as much kit as possible.

Texas senators cry foul over Smithsonian's pricey Space Shuttle shuffle

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Enola Gay, was named after the pilot's mum right? Which sounds awfully like an old Les Dawson joke.

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Re: Barge?

Doesn't help that the shuttle is nowhere bloody near the Potomac. It's at Dulles, entirely conveniently as it was delivered there atop the aforementioned 747 shuttle carrier.

NASA's deep-space laser comms demo has left the chat

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Ah don't feel bad, El Reg would explain what MS Clippy was too.

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Re: Downlink?

It's technically two-way laser communications, but the uplink to the probe is at what Nasa calls a "low rate" one, also used as a beacon for Psyche to aim at. The transmitter is actually about 100 miles away from the receiving telescope, but yeah, there's still a need for a hefty one (5m) to receive the signal at the higher rates.

It's a demonstrator though, it's main goal is for proving data links between human missions to Mars, rather than probes.

https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/deep-space-optical-communications-dsoc/

Solar flair: Logitech's K980 Signature Slim keyboard runs on rays

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Re: it's easy to imagine the hardware being rolled out across an enterprise...

Having dealt with corporate procurement, I would imagine $work would have signed up to a leasing company and be charged £70 a year for the same £35 product.

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Re: Pah

2-3 hours for a mouse with a Li-ion battery the size of a matchbox?? What was it doing to run down that fast, communicating via spark gap transmitter?

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Re: Pah

"I need a keyboard to access this server console"

And chances are, you won't be doing that via bluetooth. USB if you're lucky, PS/2 if you're not!

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Re: Bluetooth battery level protocol

So they could roll out their crapware, same reason every keyboard manufacturer seems to have.

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Re: Pah

I had solar powered calculators in the 80s/90s, I think schools were basically issued them (albeit without any battery or charging capabilities) - I doubt they were ever taken outside, but managed to work just fine.

It does raise a good point though - perhaps we shouldn't be calling them "solar powered", rather "photovoltaic powered".

Starlink outage knocks tens of thousands offline worldwide

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Re: The pickle-jam constellation

I'm guessing that a Kessler event in the orbit of starlink would resolve itself reasonably quickly (well, in a year or two). They're in very low orbit and would fall back to earth quickly without boosts, so I'm guessing the debris would too.

The ISS might be fcked though. But Musk has the contract to deorbit that, and is a big fan of doing it early, so maybe that's his plan?

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"I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder!"

Outlook outage over North America, Microsoft scrambles to respond

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What's fun is that Microsoft claim service availability of 99.9% uptime. The July outage alone has already blown that out of the water.

Remind me why a cloud version of Outlook is "better" than a local copy that I "own" and can take responsibility for keeping running? And more expensive.

What the Plex? Streaming service suffers yet another password spill

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Agreed with that summary, but mostly because I don't really understand Plex (or what I'd be paying for, and why it needs a centrally managed account). How is it any different to just enabling the media server functionality that any NAS has had for the past decade, and that any TV from the last decade could access? Willing and ready to be enlightened.

Judge who ruled Google is a monopoly decides to do hardly anything to break it up

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Earlier this year Mozilla's CFO warned that cutting the Google subsidy would "potentially start a downward spiral of usage as people defected from our browser, which ... could at the end of the day put Firefox out of business,"

I'm pretty sure Mozilla are doing a good enough job of that on their own.

Reg readers have spoken: 93% back move away from Microsoft in UK public sector

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Re: Most Reg readers are not decision makers

Also I doubt this pole view is new. Unless there was one 10 years back saying "69% (fnnaaarr) of Reg readers back a move to Microsoft cloud services in the UK public sector", with the comments section ably refereed by the Moderatrix.

But I really doubt it.

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People will be painting red vultures on mini roundabouts before you know it.

AMD Ryzen CPUs fry twice in the face of heavy math load, GMP says

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It's safe to say that running *any* CPU at constant critical performance boundaries non-stop will need some serious regards to cooling. Yes, they'll throttle, but they have to hit those temperatures for the throttling to kick in - do that repeatedly and you'll ultimately end with thermal stress.

There's a reason that people are wary of buying GPUs that have been absolutely battered in bitcoing mining farms, and that's despite their cooling mechanisms being factory mounted rather than whatever this boffin seemingly cobbled together.

Larry Ellison bankrolling £118M AI vaccine research at Oxford University

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Re: There is a first for everything

Agreed. It's almost like it's a relief to hear not all the billionaire's go right-wing conspiracy-theorist crazy.

Mysterious X-37B spaceplane flies again, this time carrying a quantum GPS alternative

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It launched snuggled-up to 1 big fuel tank, which was in turn snuggled-up to 2 rockets.

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Re: IMU !!!

6-axis gives you 3 lateral movements in the x,y,z axes (forward/back, up/down, left/right, but facing the same direction, if you like a real world example), and then 3 rotational movements in the same axes (rotate left/right, look up/down, tilt left/right if you consider your head movements).

NASA won't name the Shuttle picked to move to Texas

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Re: My bet's on...

That would be cool. I'm genuinely wondering whether an empty 747 being twice the size and weight of Enterprise would be feasible on the Intrepid flight deck.

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Re: Its a museum piece but as engineering its best forgotten

I'd argue getting an oversized brick to glide was probably more of an engineering feat.

But, it is literally the only thing that we have ever built that allows you to launch *and retrieve* massive objects. If the shuttle were running today, I'd argue that Hubble would almost definitely have been retrieved as a museum piece in the future - before or since, there is nothing that can bring stuff back from orbit, or service them. Whether that was ultimately worth it financially is another question, but Hubble would have been a white elephant were it not for the ability to service it.

Don't forget the shuttle is still effectively living on, as the X-37B, so there's clearly some use for it - just not as a civilian effort (and it started as a joint civilian and military project).

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Re: My bet's on...

It does seem the only logistical solution, and it does feel a bit out of place on Intrepid. It's one helluva journey by sea though (2000nm, and having to sail round Key West, so avoid hurricane season, and protect the shuttle from the sea air), and still the problem of subsequently moving it by road from wherever it docks near Houston. The move to Intrepid was relatively easy, given it was a short barge ride from JFK after the shuttle carrier dropped it off there.

It's also got the problem of looking a bit... crap. Been lucky enough to see Discovery and Enterprise, and Enterprise just looks more like the Lego model than an actual space-faring shuttle.

But from a practical solution, like the article states, I think NASA only "owns" one shuttle - Atlantis. I'd imagine Intrepid would want to be compensated for the loss if they took Enterprise back.

NASA boss calls for nuclear reactor on the Moon

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Re: Space Race!

They’re talking about putting a nuclear reactor on the top of a honkingly big rocket and landing it on the moon, a celestial object we have about a 50% success rate of landing on (crewed and uncrewed).

As every school sports day fan knows, the egg and spoon race isn’t won by someone sprinting for the finish line, so I’m more than fine with them not having another race!

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

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Re: "A clear play to capitalize on parents' newfound obsession with online safety"

Yeah I meant to add that bit when I was posting it, I'm pretty sure this was implemented by the big 5 or 6 ISPs as a way to defer the OSA (basically they said "self regulate, or we'll regulate you") and initially they were going to add controls by default to any new contract (essentially you had to opt-in to adult content, rather than opting out), but I think that gradually disappeared as a promise.

And yeah, it won't stop determined teenagers, much like I managed to find nudity before the age of the interwebs.

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Re: "A clear play to capitalize on parents' newfound obsession with online safety"

Perhaps, but by the same token would you support the selling of top shelf mags to anyone? Because by the same extension, there was no point in banning it for under 18s, cos their older looking mate could just buy it for them, or they could just find a suspiciously stuck-together copy in a bush somewhere. Pointless even trying to ban it!

Yes, it's a terribly implemented solution (the correct one was to implement it at an ISP level, similar to what mobile networks already do, and force the ISPs to provide better levels of control around content to technical illiterate parents), but it is needed for the same reason we prevent kids from buying booze or physical copies of the same content.

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I'd argue that the primary use case of VPNs that pop out in different countries was and always will be streaming of content available in a different region - if it was just about relative privacy, there would be no reason for it not to be a UK end-point. So increase in customers should roughly equate to the same level of increased bandwidth requirements.

Arguably, the new traffic will probably operate in, erm, "burst mode", so wouldn't actually be a linear increase compared to the baseline. None of the new users will be streaming the content equivalent to a box set..

Radar problem caused mayhem in UK skies on Wednesday

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"The airlines, of course, wouldn't stand for the extra cost of slots (to make up for fewer flight) and the cost of their own hot switchover aircraft."

To be fair, neither would consumers.

NHS disability equipment provider on brink of collapse a year after cyberattack

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"Government officials say they are monitoring the situation"

I'm sure everyone involved feels infinitely reassured

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

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"...finally make governments start tinking a bit more about the consequences in dabbling in this sort of legislation"

I note with interest that today Nige Farage has announced with quite some bombast that he'll roll back the act when Reform get in. One suspects he was caught unaware and had a challenging wank this morning.

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To be fair, they're correct that credit card ownership is proof of age. A debit card number is distinguishable from a credit card number by the first 6 digits. Dunno about the phone ownership though, that does seem rather bonkers as an approach.

Not only does this whole scheme frighten the bejesus out of me with loads of people now going to sign up to services that will undoubtedly leak (and let's face it, the older generation) and leave people open to blackmail, but on top of that, every platform will choose a different one. So this won't be a one-and-done sign-up - your data will be across multiples of these companies depending on the services you access. The fact that Reddit and other non-embarrassing sites will be on the list is only going to compound the issue.

They had an option to make this really simple - mandate ISPs to be "non-adult" only (which I think they did?). I can't access certain sites on my mobile cos I can't be bothered to do the age verification with them - do the same with home broadband and job was done. Obviously the problem with that is it pushed parental responsibility onto the parents... And we couldn't have that.

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I dunno, I think he's currently on a golfing holiday in Scotland...

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Will probably appear as a BBC Bitesize feature soon.

Firefox 141 relieves chronic Linux pain in the neck

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Re: Just slapping an AI label on things

Fair, I didn't even see the quotes bit. I pretty much also object to the phrase "LLM", as by the stretchiest of definitions, your local spell checker in Word for Windows 2.0 would probably count as AI in that case.

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Just slapping an AI label on things

"Yes, an LLM bot will kick in and try to suggest an appropriate name for groups of tabs."

It's not really AI though is it? Especially if it's running locally like that with no specific hardware support required. It's no different to the iOS ability to suggest a name for a folder when you group a bunch of apps together, which has been done since long before LLM was a buzzword.

But hey, they need to be seen to be jumping on the bandwagon don't they? Microsoft will be retrospectively calling Clippy an AI/LLM tool soon.

NASA Goddard Center Director quits as agency staffers issue dissent letter

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You've slightly conflated the assumption and the conclusion there. NASA *did* assume that they were going to lose people to Apollo, due to the levels of unknown they were facing and the sheer size of the challenge, and as a result leaned very heavily into risk management processes to minimise this outcome.

The Shuttle programme, as a result, inadvertently took a different approach and assumed that the Apollo success would carry through, and so minimise the risk management, leading to 2 failures (and dozens more close-calls).

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/20190002249/downloads/20190002249.pdf

The "normalisation of deviance" is another interesting thing to look at, where NASA effectively learned to ignore issues outside of tolerance *because the mission didn't fail* and allowed them to accumulate. There were multiple o-ring issues and tile degradation events before the losses.

Biggest chunk of Mars on Earth sells for $5.3M at auction, cheaper than NASA's sample return mission

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Re: Elon Musk?

I doubt it, as I imagine he'd be wearing it like a hat already.

You'd hope that his favourite planet would be Earth, but who knows.