Posts by Outcast !!!

HP's Neon Dion says if anything goes wrong, it's totally Intel's fault: CPU shortage may hit PC maker's financials

Autonomy baggage is with Hewlett-Packard Enterprise (HPE); it is not with HP Inc. (printer and personal systems).

At last! Apple admits its MacBook Pro butterfly keyboards utterly suck, offers free replacements

Stop shilling

Typical Apple shill. Defending Apple when clearly Apple is at fault. Since the new keyboard are so great to use, why the hell you still use an external Bluetooth keyboard?

Have to use SMB 1.0? Windows 10 April 2018 Update says NO

D-Link is one, I own their DNS-323. I am avoiding D-Link from now onwards.

F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

Re: Charging us for Beta grade software then

Nah it is not beta, this is just early access.

Tim Berners-Lee says regulation of the web may be needed

Shutdown Facebook, Twitter and ads networks for the start.

Trebles all round! Intel celebrates record sales of insecure processors

Re: Not really with you on this one

You are full of shit, aren't you?

Flash, aaaaaah! Western Digital waggles sales in nemesis Seagate's face

My experience told me otherwise.

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

IoT

Internet of Trash

Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

Re: Apple phone prices have rocketed!

Courage!

Mark Zuckerberg and the $3bn cash fling: He's not your father's tech kingpin

Hah

It's just a PR show + tax avoidance.

HP Ink buys Samsung's printer business for a BILLION dollars

From a HP-er...

Some of the Samsung printers/cartridges are OEM by HP.

SpaceX adds Mars haulage to its price list

Ex-work Mars.

Is iOS 9.3 Apple's worst ever update? First it bricks iThings, now Safari is busted

Apple...

It just works.™

Ad-slinger Opera adds ad-blocking tech to its browser

Repeat after me,

There isn't such a thing call 'quality advertisement'.

Nest thermostat owners out in the cold after software update cockup

Re: This should be considered safety critical software

IoT - Internet of Tears

Nvidia blasts sueballs at Qualcomm, Samsung – wants Galaxy kit banned

Only reason being:

Tegra can't compete, Nvidia decides to sue.

Skype to become 'Star Trek' style real-time translator, says Redmond

Background tech:

Powered by NSA.

LG G3 fights off screen-res war rival Samsung with quad-HD cutie: In pictures

Show the notification bar

Any screenshot of the notification bar? I have seen my colleagues' LG phone notification bar is so cluttered out of the box that it reminds me of a toolbar ridden desktop web browser.

Did Google order staff to 'steal' web ad cash from publishers? THE TRUTH

Scroogle

M$ Scroogle campaign anyone?

Move over Microsoft: RealNetworks has a GOOGLE problem

Buffering...

Buffering...

HTC: Shipping Android updates is harder than you think – here's why

Where the hell is 4.3 or 4.4 for Butterfly S?

Alright HTC, where the hell is 4.3 or 4.4 for Butterfly S?

Ahoy, scalliwags! FBI claims another haul of Silk Road booty - $26m of it

What FBI stands for?

Federal Bitcoin Institute.

Samsung to take stake in Gorilla Glass maker Corning after LCD deal

Will this impact Apple?

Can any industry insider points out if this Corning-Samsung deal will affect Apple?

HP CEO Whitman: We've built the PC that GOD wants

Engineering Company?

From what I have observed, HP breeds the worst engineers I ever encountered - engineers who speculates instead of analyse. Worse than those 'expert opinions'.

P. S. I am a contractor for HP.

NSA justifies hacking world's digital communications

Using their line of reason

I killed somebody to understand the complex human anatomy.

Intel's Avoton Atoms give microservers muscle – and Xeon-class features

"The Avoton also has a controller to drive four USB 4.0 ports and another controller for various legacy I/O devices."

Can anyone show me how a USB 4.0 port looks like?

Apple iOS 6 beta limits number of apps per device

Re: Why 500 & 1000?

What rounds numbers? The numbers you quoted are base 2.

TLC NAND is coming

This explains it...

Which is why Seagate warranty now comes with a year only!

Nokia cries patent 'Havoc!', unleashes dogs of law on two continents

As what I said earlier...

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/1394590

Nokia still has a patent business

There's a saying

If you can't innovate, litigate.

Indian ministers quit in parliament smut flick scandal

BJP

Does it stands for BlowJob Party?

Spring launch for Apple OLED TV with Siri, says retail mole

Siri this

Siri, play my porn collection!

Go Daddy boycott threat for backing hated anti-piracy law

Er...

What the fuck is wrong for buying fake and cheap stuff?

Chinese strike hits Hitachi GST ahead of WD buy

HAHA

If this type of trends continues in China, no one will want to invest there.

Happy birthday, Apple QuickTime

However...

Quicktime (for Windows) has become a bloatware nowadays!

RIP Quicktime!

Microsoft renovates Xbox Live dashboard

Hoho

Now it just looks like Sony XMB except for icons, we have images for each item.

US trade body rejects S3 'Apple nicked our IP' claim

Formatting Fail!

The whole article wrap with a single hyperlink!

Tablets mean tubby HDDs must get thinner - A*STAR

Dear god

Please do not listen to the crackheads @ A*STAR. That institute/organisation invents nothing fruitful whilst wasting Singapore tax payers money.

Ultrabook sales 'falling short of targets'

...

Ya right, just like how Apple does things...

</sarcasm>

Acer first PC vendor to confirm price hike

Thailand's Rain

The rain has stopped; just that the water cannot be cleared.

Ellison: 'There'll be nothing left of IBM once I'm done'

ORACLE

One Rich Arsehole Calls Larry Ellison

Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc Android smartphone

WTF?

HTC is a Taiwanese firm! Definitely not Korean.

Ten Essential... iPad Games

WHAT?

Wait wait, since when games are essential?

Snow Leopard forces silent Flash downgrade

HAHA

Apple FAILED!

MS warns of forced Messenger update

Digsby...

Pfft... stop recommending the malware-ridden Digsby to others.