* Posts by Graham Birks

1 post • joined 22 May 2009

DHS to field Star Trek 'Tricorder' medscanner

Graham Birks

What if it was running Windows..?

"Hold on there sir, just need to check you out with my Tri-recorder. Oh wait a tick, it's still booting up.. Enter password.. Wait a few ticks.. No, I don't want to update my virus definitions.. Oh what's it done that for? No, cancel! Argh now it's frozen! Oh wait, no, it was just booting up Steam.. No, I don't want to take part in a HP survey.. What's it doing that for?? Blue screen of death?? Oh you f***ing piece of sh*t!! Damn you all to hell!!!

Sorry sir, it won't be much longer now.

..um, hello? Doctor, it happened again...."

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