* Posts by albaleo

225 posts • joined 20 May 2009


Fukushima studies show wildlife is doing nicely without humans, thank you very much


Re: Fukushima is big

Hmm. Peanuts in Fukushima are grown well away from the nuclear plant, or so I'm told. But perhaps no towel factories nearby, so remember to take one, just in case.


Fukushima is big

About half of Fukushima prefecture is further away from the nuclear plant site than parts of other neighbouring prefectures. Yet the word "Fukushima" seems to cause fear. An equivalent in the UK would be an accident at the Hartlepool nuclear power plant, and the problem being labelled "Durham".

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status


Tea biscuits inspire creativity and help develop life skills

My mum used to make something she called Australian Fudge by crushing tea biscuits, mixing various things (butter, sugar, dead flies, etc.), spreading it on a tray, and coating it with chocolate. And when I was about four, I got to do the crushing with a rolling pin - an important life skill.

Tea biscuits also tend to be safer for dunking in your tea - an important lesson we all learned as youngsters.

Apple emergency patches fix zero-click iMessage bug used to inject NSO spyware


Re: Autocratic governments, that's a broad brush nowadays.

I guess as long as the people of Scotland continue to vote in a government that supports a referendum, we'll keep having them. Is that not what democracy's about?

Why we abandoned open source: LiveCode CEO on retreat despite successful kickstarter


Re: Jumping To Conclusions

You make some good points.

I was an early user. The article talks of LiveCard being inspired by Hypercard. LiveCard was directly derived from Metacard which was originally a Hypercard-inspired program for Unix systems.

Although you can make full applications for various platforms and phones, I've tended to use it for small, personal tasks - password generator, report writing, calculations, name anonymizing, whatever. I tend to think of the LiveCode "stacks" more as clever documents than applications. And I imagine that is seen as an advantage at schools. Drag out three fields and a button on a "card/page". Add code to the button to multiply the content of field 1 by the content of field 2 and put the answer into field 3. Label the button "Multiply". Then take it from there.

I know to some, the English-like language is attractive, but I don't see it that way. Personally, I'd prefer if it was more Javascript-like, but that's just me (I like curly brackets).

Japan's bullet trains replace smoking rooms with Zooming rooms


Re: manga-style illustrations

That advance warning would translate as "going soon" in English. But as I never know whether I'm coming or going, I guess it makes little difference.


Re: Fast WiFi, Zoom Booth, 300km/h train Tokaido to Sanyo

Not quite so expensive. Currently it's about £100 from Osaka to Tokyo (one way - ¥14500).

The last time I rode it (about two years ago) was also with my father-in-law in a wheelchair. The disabled toilets on the train were impressive.

Apple responds to critics of CSAM scan plan with FAQs, says it'd block governments subverting its system


Re: They refused FBI pressure before

It seems I am wrong about this. I've just read that while iCloud files are encrypted, Apple has a key to unlock them.


Re: They refused FBI pressure before

"If it is to protect the cloud service and ONLY ever done on syncing photos, why not scan it there and avoid the whole privacy blow-up as it is widely know the iCloud is not encrypted and has already been handed over on demand"

That's not my understanding. I read repeatedly that everything stored on iCloud is encrypted. My understanding is that's why they are to hash pictures before they leave the device - so they can continue to keep encrypted content on iCloud. Can you point me to something that says I'm wrong about that?

Apple is about to start scanning iPhone users' devices for banned content, professor warns


Apple have added a FAQ on their website. I presume this is in response to the various outcries.



Fair point. While Apple may not respond to El Reg's intrepid journalists, they have posted info at the link below. It contains links to a number of technical documents.


America tops ITU's Global Cyber Security Index, UK in tie for second with Saudi Arabia


A good read

Indices ranking national cybersecurity are like buses: none for ages, then two at once

As long as there's some interesting stuff to read at the bus stop while waiting, it shouldn't be a problem.

Green MSP calls on Scottish government to stop spending £4.7m a year with AWS after Amazon 'dumping' allegations


I think the wrong answer to the right problem. Dumping useable stuff seems a legitimate problem to tackle.

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills



I don't think these have been mentioned yet (a salt-pickled plum/apricot thingy). They are considered a standard hangover cure in Japan, and are a common breakfast accompaniment. Some will describe their nutritional benefits, but I think the big thing is their alkali content. The main benefit is that you can eat one or two when you wake up rather than wait a couple of hours for the black pudding and bacon. It makes the wait more comfortable.

Russia spoofed AIS data to fake British warship's course days before Crimea guns showdown


Re: Just a FYI

"Only Russia thinks it's Russia."

And the residents of Crimea I think.

AWS wins yet another UK public-sector contract – this time to provide £15m health data system for NHS Scotland


"whilst at the same time contributing significantly to the death of the High Street"

Is it not us plebs that are contributing more to that? We have a choice, and we choose to buy online (sweeping generalization).

But anyway, AWS is a little different from the Amazon shopping setup, at least in terms of target customers.

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds


It's not the average person we should worry about

I work in the education field - test results, etc. We give access to teachers and administrators. But recently, we give access to students. I point out possible issues and suggest that student access be completely separated from other users - different servers, different database, etc. I'm told not to worry - our students are not that clever, etc. Right, I think. The average student may not be that clever, but there are more of them than us. It takes only one clever bugger.

Their 'next job could be in cyber': UK Cyber Security Council launches itself by pointing world+dog to domain it doesn't own


Re: This information is grossly out of date

It's folk like you that put people like me out of business.

Scottish National Party members found among list of names signed up to rival Alba Party after website whoopsie


Re: Shocker

"free to turn Scotland into a cold facsimile of Cuba"

So somewhat more interesting than South Shields or Runcorn. Who wouldn't vote for that?

John Cleese ‘has a bridge to sell you’, suggests $69,346,250.50 price to top Beeple's virtual art record


Coming soon

may have to revive our infamous invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall to pay for the artwork

That day is not so far off.

Brit Conservative Party used 10 million people's names to derive their country of origin, ethnicity and religion according to ICO report


Re: Accuracy

I take it you're referring the use of "Nationalist" instead of "National" in the SNP's name. It's a fair point.

The Battle of Britain couldn't have been won without UK's homegrown tech innovations


Re: Polish Air Force War Memorial

I think the Italian community in Scotland mostly arrived long before World War II started. Many were interned during the war (and many died on the Arandora Star sinking).

Regarding Italian POWs, my mum used to tell me of a POW camp for Italian soldiers near where she lived in Kendal. No locks on the premises, and many girls cycling up there in the evening (for the cultural enhancements no doubt).

There are also many Polish descendants in Scotland from during the war.

As promised, Apple will now entertain suggestions from the hoi polloi on how it should run its App Store


Re: hoi polloi

"Another example is the distortion of the word "literally".

I'd say that's quite different. The complaints about the usage of "decimate" typically refer to its original meaning in Latin. (But even there, the original meaning is not so clear. Some say it was Latin slang.) In English, it has generally been used to refer to extensive damage or destruction of people or places. How many other words do we use in English with a meaning somewhat different from that in the original language? Century, ovation, forum, missile, toilet, ...


Re: hoi polloi

Please tell that to those who constantly rant on about the so-called misuse of "decimate".

Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles


Re: Not the robot edit I'd expected

I'm not sure what that says about me, but I found your version easier to read than the fucking original.


Re: Enough

I've always considered Scots and English as dialects of Geordie. They even have an army.

Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data


Re: User Error

"It amazes me that some readers of this august forum seemingly expect the tool to read the mind of the user"

I think it's the opposite. By changing data without any express instruction, Excel does try to read the mind of the user. It wouldn't be so bad if it only changed the appearance of the data, but kept the original data intact behind the scenes.

Microsoft to pull support for PHP: Version 8? Exterminate, more like...


Re: Nobody wanted it..

"There wasn't any use case for doing both .Net and PHP on a single site I was ever requested of."

I work on a web project that uses both PHP and .Net on IIS. The PHP is used mainly by myself for one web application, and is used mainly to retrieve data from an MS SQL database. It works fine. I know there are those who would like to ditch the PHP element, but development work with .Net seems to take longer.

After 84 years, Japan's Olympus shutters its camera biz, flogs it to private equity – smartphones are just too good


Re: OM1

Thanks for that. It stirred memories. I also got an OM10 to replace a Zenit (forget the model). I couldn't afford on OM1. I eventually added a 100mm lens. Then I decided to move to Japan and sold the camera to pay for the air fare. But I held on to the extra lens. In Japan, after my second-or-so pay cheque, I bought an OM2. 40 years later, my son is still using that OM2 and the 100mm lens.

Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word


Re: Your PC is not a typewriter

Just to stir things up even more, I believe the original title was "The Mac is not a typewriter".

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground


as AG Barr announced

That company keeps getting weirder.



As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us


That brought back bad memories.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket


Re: I doubt he was bright enough to build a rocket

Another denier not prepared to accept the evidence of 97% of hotel owners, tour operators, and souvenir shop managers.

Unlocking news: We decrypt those cryptic headlines about Scottish cops bypassing smartphone encryption


Re: IndyRef2

"just remember who created plod Scotland and their "overseers" (still stripped of their powers IIRC) Scottish Police Authority (and lost their powers due to failing to do any oversight and just giving Plod Scotland EVERYTHING they wanted and then some.......oh yes...it was.....the SNP....."

I recall there were only about six votes against the bill to create Police Scotland. I think all parties played a part. It was only after the police started raiding strip clubs in Edinburgh that we woke up to the consequences.


Re: Just wait until after Indyref 2

Wrong country, pal. Police Scotland will only inspect your papers or phones if you fail to recite your lodge number (Orange or Masons, either will do.)

'Sophisticated' cyber attack on UK Labour Party platforms was probably just a DDoS, says official


a security official with knowledge of the matter

Who was that then? The United States Secretary of Homeland Security perhaps.

Alright! Ma time to meet that shag quota! Alibaba chairman steps down at 55 with $38.6bn fortune


Re: Communist

In a communist country, I'd expect companies to be socially owned (state owned, cooperatives, etc.). There seem to be plenty of private enterprises in China, and so it doesn't seem to be a communist country, even though it ostensibly has a communist government.

Will that do?


Re: Communist

I think there is probably a difference between a communist country and a communist government.

Android PDF app with just 100m downloads caught sneaking malware into mobes


It has TRIED TO CONTACT, I think. But how hard did they try? And if it was down the pub, and the developer was propping up one end of the bar and our intrepid journalist the other end, maybe he did reach out, before falling over.

Edinburgh-based rocket botherer seeks UK or overseas launch location for fun times, maybe more


Edinburgh has been preparing for a rocket launch since 1840

Almost ready to blast off.


Hungover this morning? Thought 'beer before wine and you'll be fine'? Boffins prove old adage just isn't true


Affront comment

"probably they thought hangovers were just annoying, rather than character-forming"

For Iain M Banks fans.

Diplomat warns that tech industry has become a pawn as politicos fight dirty


Re: National Champions

and in the winter of discontent in 1978 the country had a 3 day working week and only had power for parts of the day.

My memory is a little shaky, but wasn't the 3-day week an earlier event - under Heath's government around 1974?

It's the weekend. We're out of puns for now. Just have a gander at China's Moon lander and robo-sidekick snaps, videos


Re: El Reg grammar bonus

You mean they're tithing their staff of 10 percent of their income?

Yahoo! $50m! hack! damages! bill!, Russian trolls menaced by Uncle Sam inaction, computer voting-machine UI confusion, and more


Re: !Celebrated !Mac !Malware !Still !Requires !Manual !Installation

It's a bit of a giveaway if your malware opens with the question. "ALLOW SPI TO CONTROL YOUR NETWORK?"

I thought the same initially. But those dialogs appear in the context of another installation, so I guess there is the temptation to just follow the flow. (There's something about those dialogs that implies that if you say "no", the software won't work. And we're sometimes just too tired to think about what we're doing. There should be some info about the consequences of saying "no". )

I generally use a Mac without anti-virus software these days just to annoy Reg journalists.

Hardened Azure logins, softened containers, leaky encrypted images on Macs – and more


Re: Can somebody explain the iOS attack?

It seems he's not using a passcode check function but a keyboard input function, i.e. simulating typing from the keyboard. While that function is running, apparently the counter/data-erase behaviour won't run. The video shows it behaving as if data is being manually entered. It's very slow - a few seconds per attempt.

Apple debugs debugger, nukes pesky vulns in iOS, WebKit, macOS


Re: Why not scan properly?

Why can't it 'fail to scan properly', or 'fail properly to scan'?"

You're second example changes the meaning by having 'properly' modify the verb 'fail'.

In this case there are two infinitive verbs (scan and redirect) sharing the same 'to' and the same object. I'm assuming the author's intention was for 'properly' to modify both of those verbs. So something like ' fails to scan properly and fails to redirect properly...' But that would separate the object from the verbs making it difficult to follow. As we all know that parentheses can get us out of all kinds of problems, maybe the following is better:

"Because the camera fails to properly (scan and redirect) URLs from QR codes,..."


"Because the camera fails to (scan and redirect) URLs properly from QR codes,..."

(I don't really care about grammar rules, as long as things can be understood without too much effort.)

UK ICO, USCourts.gov... Thousands of websites hijacked by hidden crypto-mining code after popular plugin pwned


If there is something that you can't do in HTML/CSS currently, that needs JavaScript, then HTML/CSS should be extended to add that functionality, assuming it's valid of course.

It's Monday, so forgive me if I sound a bit dense. I'm charged with developing a web application that, among other things, has various fancy chart gizmos. These charts are expected to change their appearance at the touch of a button - switch from column charts to bar charts, provide popups for every data point on hover, change the confidence level curve when the user wants to switch from 90% to 91% to 92% confidence, allow the user to change the colors used, etc. The application basically loads all the needed data in the browser, and then the entire interface is controlled with Javascript. Is there any feasible way to do this kind of thing with html and css?

(Some of you may think this is not the appropriate use of a browser. I don't disagree. But clients don't want to install desktop applications. It's been this way for almost 20 years. Screamed at for using Flash, and I'm pretty sure I'll be screamed at soon for using Javascript. )

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm


Re: Who doesn't like a talking monkey?

You bring political shit into a completely unrelated thread

Only if you think politicians are related to politics. It's debatable.

So you accidentally told a million people they are going to die: What next? Your essential guide...


Pinning the blame can be tricky

Not so tricky. The proper approach is to blame the youngest person in the team for every mistake. It saves time and lets you get on with solving the problem more quickly.

Julian Assange to UK court: Put an end to my unwarranted Ecuadorean couch-surf


@Vincent Ballard, thanks.



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