Hallowed be thy intarwebs
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy intarwebs.
Thy data come.
Thy processing be done,
On the intarwebs as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bits.
And forgive us our adult site visits,
As we forgive those who hack us.
And lead us not into service outages,
But deliver us from corporate content blockers.
For thine is the intarwebs,
and the data,
and the bandwidth,
for ever and ever.
Amen.