* Posts by Sean Timarco Baggaley

1038 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2009

Amazon Kindle flunked by college students

Sean Timarco Baggaley

I'm not so sure.

The flaws mentioned seem to be centred on limitations with the various eBook formats (ePUB, etc.) rather than inherent hardware problems.

If "Brushes" (on iPad) is anything to go by, circling text and highlighting it is easily within the scope of the hardware. The faster and smoother reaction time of the display will also help with leafing through pages. Both devices have keyboards (one virtual, one not). So perhaps the future of textbooks may be like the future of newspapers: sold as dedicated apps, rather than as e-books intended for linear reading.

Sam Mendes to helm new Jesus Phone ads

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Flame

Whoosh!

The sound of Apple's design philosophy passing you (the article writer) by at speed.

"That's right - the new iPhone has a forward-facing camera and VIDEO CHAT."

Yes. And the iPhone 3G introduced *3G* technology! And the original iPhone DIDN'T HAVE MMS! We get it already! Grow the f*ck up.

Apple are all about the *user experience*; they do not—and never have—given much of a shit about the technology itself, except as a means of enabling some new user experience concept. (Hence their work with multitouch.)

The first question they ask isn't "What new features can we throw into the box, regardless of their usability?"

Their first question is: "How can we INTEGRATE these new features in a seamless experience?" In short: they're *design-led*, not *technology-led*. It's why Apple only ever make one damned phone model every year, instead of dozens. It's why people *still* by iPhones in droves.

Just one, single, solitary phone model has a *quarter* of the "smartphone" market? That's f*cking *amazing*, no matter how you try and pretend otherwise! How many Android phones are there utterly failing to dent that product's market share? Right. And how much profit do you think all those phone make, compared to the margins on the iPhone?

Apple have almost a diametrically opposing philosophy compared to those of most IT companies, including Microsoft and Google. Apple don't even *care* if Google mops up the low-end, low-margin market—Apple aren't competing there, and probably never will. (How many cheap-and-nasty Rolls-Royce or Mercedes-Benz cars are you aware of? Exactly!)

Get it now? Understand the difference?

Apple haven't been keeping any of this a secret over the past 13 years. If *I* can work it out, why the hell can't you? (I won't comment on your readership. Many of them genuinely believe Perl to be a human-readable language.)

Fedora 13 – Linux for Applephobes

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Nice to see the FSF crowd "innovating"...

... by ripping off commercial operating systems like there's no tomorrow.

"If Ubuntu is uncomfortable because it leaves you feeling a bit like you're sharing ideals with Apple, take Fedora 13 for a spin."

Hypocrite, much?

(And no, I'm not an Apple fanboi. I just spent my working day fighting MS Word and Windows 7.)

Two years later, Apple Safari still open to 'carpet-bombing'

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WTF?

Or...

... you could just quit Safari. Downloads aren't handled by a separate app. Quitting Safari will stop any downloading. It'll even tell you it's downloading and check you're sure you want to quit. Most sane people will be asking themselves why Safari is downloading *anything* at this point, and will tell it to do so. Problem solved.

OS X changes the icon of any freshly-downloaded app (and anything else that could be executed in some way) to one with a big, obvious "Stop" sign slapped on it. Try and open it up and up pops a dialog box saying, "You have downloaded this file from the Internet," and EXPLICITLY points out that it may contain malicious content. Again, a sane person with a memory slightly longer than a goldfish would be wondering what the hell this file is, and why it's there in the first place.

Of course, if you're a complete and utter imbecile, you click on the Open button, even though there's probably a voice in your head wondering exactly when you chose to download "AwesumPr0n.app". But there's not much anyone can do about imbeciles.

School IT quango to be expelled

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Come back Research Machines!

All is forgiven!

Nice to see the traditions of crap UK education are still going strong. Seriously: the IT Teacher complaining about having to maintain an interest in their subject? Priceless!

I worked for a private school for a few years. Convincing the head that, yes, if you're going to teach IT, you really *do* need some f*cking computers in a classroom, was a genuinely epiphanic moment. (And no, I'm not kidding: she honestly thought it could be done entirely using textbooks!)

So don't get your hopes up about the private sector. Just because you're not being paid by a local education authority, it doesn't mean you're not incompetent.

Bye-bye BECTA. Like most quangos, you won't be missed.

HP to plunk WebOS onto tablet

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Thumb Up

Good move.

Apple have proved that you need the right GUI for the right platform—this is why Microsoft never managed to succeed in creating a good, consumer Tablet device.

WebOS is a much better fit for these touch-based devices. A traditional WIMP GUI will better fit the notebook and netbook markets.

I rather like Apple's stuff myself, but I'd be a lot happier if they had genuine competition, and HP are big enough, and focused enough, to provide it.

(And no, before you Google fanbots pipe up: Google aren't competing with Apple. They're competing with CNN, NBC and other "old media" companies. *Google sells ads*. That's what they do. That's all they've *ever* done. All their software is designed to sell ads. Android is just another tool to help them achieve that goal. Look closely at the new Google TV technology if you don't believe me.)

Google mocks Jobs with Flash on Android

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

"meet a million of the best and most creative Web Developers in the World"

If you're using Flash, you're NOT a web developer. You're a *Flash* developer.

That's kind of Apple's point, really. Flash is a platform in its own right.

Frankly, any web designer who insists on using Flash should be taken out and shot. Flash is a plug-in, not an integral part of the web standards.

2012 Olympic mascots cop a shoeing

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Fail-Replacement Bus Service

Meh. Design by committee usually results in camels. These things are always mediocre at best and the new characters are no exception. "Mandeville" is also far too close to "Mandelson" for it not go get picked-up by comedians.

I don't personally understand why *any* money is being spent on watching a bunch of lunatics keeping fit. Nobody pays to watch _me_ work out at my local gym. Being able to sprint 400 metres really quickly may have been useful back when we were still fighting wars with flint axes, but it's of debatable value today.

It would be far better if we had an Olympics event better suited to the modern world.

Yes, the British would win gold, silver and bronze if there were a 400m. Whinge event. But the Americans, who would romp home with all three medals at both the Ridiculous Spontaneous Applause and the Patronising Marathon.

The Italians will, naturally, beat the crap out of every other country in the €50K Political Bribe, and also do very well at the Bullshit Regional Dish. (The British win—naturally—with yer actual cheddar on toast, with a dash of mustard; Italy, silver., with their "Quattro Formaggio pizza". The Welsh take the bronze with their Welsh Rarebit. The Welsh would be penalised for not using the word "cheese" in their dish's name.)

Other events could include: 3km. Striker's March (Fav: FR); Downhill Fiscal Policy (Fav: every country in the developed world); Synchronised Fibbing (Favs: most of GB's political class; Italy's Silvio Berlusconi) and Darwinian Skydiving, where participants are awarded for diving style and splatter.

Now *that* would be worth paying for.

Apple MacBook Pro 15in

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Oh dear.

You clearly haven't even seen a Mac since the mid-90s.

1. I *have* a Canon camera. OS X sees it just fine and even offers me a choice of apps to import into. (iPhoto does a pretty good job.) Apple will write drivers for a manufacturer if need be, but most cameras these days use the same USB "Mass Storage Device" standard anyway, so it's not necessary. Oh, and "Transmission" p*sses all over uTorrent, which is crap even on Windows.

2. Er, right-click is achieved using a two-finger click. (Or a [CTRL]+click on really old Macs built in the 1990s.) The current (and previous) Apple mouse support both left- and right-clicking. And you've been able to plug any USB mouse into a Mac since the first iMac appeared way back in the 1990s. How many Windows laptops have *proper* multitouch trackpads? Oh right: that'd be just Apple's Macbook series! Seriously, if you've never tried multitouch, you're missing out. It's the new "right-click".

3. Unlike the 17" Hewlett-Packard laptop my mother has which is the size of a paving slab and twice as heavy. Thanks, but no thanks: I'll stick with my 17" Macbook. It's not hard to find thin and light Windows laptops, but it's damned hard to find one that can match a Macbook spec-for-spec, and for ease-of-use, *for the same price*.

I have to use Windows 7 at work, but I run it in a VM on my 2007-era Macbook Pro. I'm just about to splash out on the new 17" Macbook Pro model, while my current laptop will be sold, second-hand, for about £699 or so. Try getting that kind of ROI from a Dell.

@ the guy who wittered about Ubuntu: You, sir, win the Missed The Point Award. Apple's gear isn't just about the hardware. It's about the *combination* of both hardware and software. Ubuntu is no OS X. (Come to think of it, it's no Windows either. Sure, it's free, but you can see where the money went.)

Pirate Bay now run from Pirate Party 'mountain bunker'

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

If all Hollywood is producing is "garbage"...

... why the hell is anyone bothering to download it in the first place?

Clearly, it is *not* all "garbage", as plenty of freetards are willing to put in the time and effort to download and view it.

iPad to become inflight fatcat fun-slab

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Er...

"Showering the little blighter in glass might sound like a good idea, but the airlines will feel differently."

Why? Wouldn't the airline simply charge the idiot parent for the costs of repairing the damage?

If parents can't be bothered to look after their brats, it's fair to assume they're willing to suffer the consequences.

Sir Paul McBeatle: 'Me, I'd love Beatles to be on iTunes'

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Grenade

So it's not permitted for a journo...

... to have different tastes from you?

Personally, I agree with the journo: The Beatles are overrated and insufferably pretentious. An utter cliché of all that was wrong about the 1960s. Liverpudlians shouldn't be proud of them, but *embarrassed*.

Daleks poised to invade tour UK

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Coming next year...

"Doctor Who... On Ice!"

'Martin Mills you are a LEGEND!'

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Stop

As an SF author once pointed out: "It's. Not. That. Simple. EVER!"

Great music communicates. It is therefore not fair to complain about artists using whatever means they can find to ensure their messages reach as wide an audience as possible.

Freetards will naturally argue that this means you should give your work away for free and get the greatest exposure. Except...

... how are people even supposed to know _of_ your work if you have no talent for self-promotion, nor enough money to pay a promoter to promote you?

And what about the billions of people who do not yet have cheap, fast internet access? (Yes, that's right: "billions". The internet, as the West knows is, is not as ubiquitous globally as some people like to think.)

Sturgeon's Law states "90% of everything is crud." One of the *purposes* of publishers and their A&R people is precisely to filter out as much of the unpopular crud as they can. They provide an editorial screening service, with a guaranteed minimum level of technical quality. (As for the actual music: there's no accounting for taste.)

The West's ageing population is another of the reasons for the fall in overall sales, but this is a distinct issue, only tangentially connected with the disruptive technology of the internet.

People are living longer than they used to, and they not only have more time to spend, but also their retirement money too. (That's why all those hoary old has-beens keep coming out of retirement.)

But probably the greatest issue is that there's simply not much technical innovation in music any more:

We've just seen a truly spectacular century for music production and performance technologies, which has taken us all the way from orchestral (so-called "classical") music, through Big Band, Jazz and Swing, right up to electric and electronic instruments and production studios—including the invention of sampling (1940s, "musique concréte") and audio synthesis (beginning with the discovery of electricity and invention of instruments like the Theremin).

My generation grew up with the BBC Radiophonic Workshop's musique concréte (and, later, electronic synthesis) output ringing in our ears during the 1970s, followed by the rise of the synthesiser keyboards, electronic drum kits and samplers. The rise of computers and DSPs brought about even more changes, until today, pretty much *any* conceivable sound is relatively easy to create.

We shall not see the 20th Century's like—in music's evolution, at least—again.

Today, all we see from the musical technology companies is refinement, not revolution. The pioneering days of seeking new "sounds" are drawing to a close. Music industry simply has no more new worlds of sound left to explore through technology alone, leaving the music itself as the only differentiator. This is as it should be, but the older industry veterans will likely take a long time to adapt.

And so will listeners.

Exam board deletes C and PHP from CompSci A-levels

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

"Hence them using some outdated proprietary shit..."

"Hence them using some outdated proprietary shit as opposed to a real language with a free compiler/interpreter? Or did you miss that?"

No, I didn't "miss that". Believe it or not, the cost of a toolchain is not an indicator of its quality.

I've used vim and gcc. I've written in low level and high level languages, from various assembly languages through C++ to .NET and Objective-C. I've written entire games using HiSoft's GenST tool and even the Picturesque Assembler for the ZX Spectrum (at a time when I couldn't afford anything other than a cassette deck for storage; believe me, you learn to write good, quality code *fast* under such environments.)

Microsoft, for all their recent management problems, actually do know what they're doing when it comes to developer tools. They've been making them for much longer than they've been making operating systems. And they're actually pretty good. One of their key philosophies is to make programming *easier*. Visual IDEs are a part of that. (The GNU / Linux community appears to believe in making programming *harder*. I'm not yet sure why, although, having used Emacs, I suspect masochism may have a lot to do with it.)

Laboriously writing your commands out in dumb, flat text files and telling the computer how to link them together is a *terrible* solution for most software development problems. That it's how it was done 40 years ago does not mean it's a good way to do it now. Unfortunately, the programming fraternity is ridiculously conservative.

Windows and OS X each provide a single, homogenous platform to target, with easy development tools that let you get results quickly. The myriad variants of UNIX do not: their development platforms are fragmented and barely coherent, let alone cohesive.

My job as a teacher was teaching *programming*. And, since "BASIC" actually stands for "Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code", I think it's fair to say that it's not a terrible choice of programming language for—you know—*beginners*.

Knowing how to choose the right algorithm or library is far more valuable than understanding the finer details of the "make" command or Emacs.

Similarly, the argument that lots of people use "C" or "C++" does not wash. Lots of people love "X Factor" and "Pop Idol" and drinking themselves to the edge of alcohol poisoning too. Doesn't mean they're *right*.

That the tools are *easy to learn* and *easy to teach with* is of far more value to a teacher than whether they're particularly popular. Most languages are very similar syntactically, and by the time the student has been through university, he'll have had plenty of experience with other programming languages already.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Eh?

You might want to look up what the __stdcall prefix is for in some of the older Windows APIs.

As for the C family's underserved popularity: perhaps it's still common because many operating systems are still build on the lumbering dinosaur known as UNIX. How a 40-year-old OS (and OS design) has managed to remain relevant to today's IT needs is a mystery.

Schools don't have huge IT budgets—hence the continued support for VB6, or did everyone miss that?—so it's hardly a great shock that some older languages remain. Teachers have to teach with whatever they have to hand. If that means a classroom stuffed with ageing Pentium 4s running Windows 2000 and Delphi, so be it. The teacher doesn't get to demand new PCs capable of running the latest toolchains.

Few companies are hiring programmers fresh out of 6th form. They're hiring them out of *uni*. So there's at least another 3-4 years of learning after the student has their A or AS Level.

(Of course, when I were a lad, we were satisfied with a lone ZX80, Commodore Pet, and the school's mighty Research Machines "Link 380Z" running its "Cassette Operating System". Kids these days don't know they're born. [INSERT PYTHON SKETCH HERE]. Etc.)

Adobe declares 'LOVE' for Apple

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Just done a full search on the W3C web standards pages...

... and I swear there's no mention of "Flash" *anywhere*.

And the W3C *sets* the standards for the web.

Flash ain't a "standard" feature of the Web. It's a PLUGIN. You might want to look up what that means.

Twenty somethings shocker for UK music sales

Sean Timarco Baggaley

"for what proportion went to artists?"

> 0%

Which is all any freetard will guarantee the creator in the name of sticking it to "the man".

Music publishers don't just shift CD cases. They arrange cover art and photo shoots, organise concerts, arrange for publicity, TV and radio interviews, radio airtime, and even provide you with loans and other stuff up-front if they think you're worth the risk. And that's before you account for the actual distribution.

"Risk" is the important point here: publishers take a gamble on whether an artist will ever make them a profit. Many don't. Distribution is only a small factor in the total cost of developing an artist, hence the contracts and revenue split.

If the musician is willing to do all that stuff himself, he'll get a much better deal. But most musicians suck at publicity, graphic design and logistics. The more you ask the publisher to do on your behalf, the more right they have to ask for a greater share of the profits.

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The north-east...

... is heavily rural.

Yorkshire and Northumberland are famous mainly because of their bleak, windswept landscapes and tiny, remote villages. You won't see many HMVs or massive Tesco stores in Cambois. You have to drive all the way to places like Newcastle or Gateshead first.

Broadband penetration is also likely to be spotty at best.

CDs are often impulse purchases, but you do have to be near a rack of them for the impulse to hit you in the first place.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Uhm, so?

The DRM is still gone on the music, and has been for some time now. Even the encoding quality has improved. (And MPEG4 / AAC was already better than the older MP3 standard.)

The video, on the other hand, is DRMed to the hilt, hence the "authorization" stuff.

Apple don't have any choice about that. Good luck buying legal, DRM-free videos of popular movies and TV programmes online from *any* reputable supplier. Not even Amazon or Netflix offer this.

EA imposes used games tax

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Sounds fair enough to me.

The sense of entitlement in this article is just stupid. The DVD or Blu-Ray *disk* is what the original buyer purchased, along with any other tangible assets.

And that's also *all he gets to sell*.

Access to online services and other ancillary benefits is entirely at the discretion of EA (or any other publisher). These services are provided as a bonus to the original purchaser of the game, but why the hell are they expected to provide used games customers—from whom they see not one penny—with said services for free?

Email 2.0: Trying to catch up with the web

Sean Timarco Baggaley

7-bit ASCII? Seriously?

I'm all in favour of enforcing a text+attachments messaging format, but this bizarre insistence on using a US-centric encoding standard from the 1970s is just idiotic.

Not all of us live in the US, you know. 7-bit ASCII doesn't even support some rather important British English glyphs, such as the £ (UKP) sign. Your method is therefore seriously broken and unsuited to anyone living outside the US of A.

The very least you should be using is ANSI, but what's so damned wrong with Unicode?

Oh, right: the original email RFC doc doesn't make any mention of either. So much for relying on that then. Guess your email idyll will exclude Canada, Europe, South America, Africa, Asia...

Alleged Jobsian email promises iPad printing

Sean Timarco Baggaley

You're right!

Fuck me! I've just blown almost the same money on an unlocked smartphone running an OS made by Google and... IT CAN'T PRINT NATIVELY* EITHER!!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!

How dumb must we Googlephibians be if fanbois are as dumb as you say!

Oh wait: it's a fucking PHONE. I have a laptop computer I can use for printing. Phew! What a relief.

Guess iPad users can also use their computers too, in much the same way.

* (i.e. as a built-in OS feature, not via a third-party app which imposes its own obstacles.)

Apple in shock talks with Reg reader

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

iTunes is a victim of feature creep.

I don't think even Apple would deny that iTunes has become a monster of an app. It plays music, it organises podcasts, it lets you buy videos, it slices, it dices...

iTunes handles music, audiobooks and audio podcasts—fair enough—video, video podcasts, and now it does e-books too. Only the first of those media even fits the app's name.

Something has to give.

Can't find a smartbook to buy? Blame Adobe

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Eh?

SWF is an open file format, freely available and documented.

There are teenaged kids on Gamedev.Net writing entire *3D game engines* in their free time. What's stopping you?

Apple prices up iPad for UK

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The £ / $ exchange rate...

... isn't likely to be stable for some time. Apple—like any other multinational—are naturally hedging their bets. There are also the rumours suggesting the iPad may be available with subsidies in the UK, which would affect Apple's own-store pricing.

T-Mobile Pulse Mini

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Hypocrite, much?

The UK doesn't have a flawless track record on human rights either.

Or have I only imagined the past 13 years or so of New Labour's illegal-invading, torture support, and civil-rights-eroding administration?

Apple demands public apology for iPhone parody

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

"Apple stole the original Mac's UI from Xerox."

Uhm, no. They didn't.

They PAID Xerox for a visit to Palo Alto. Rather handsomely, too. It's not theft if you've *paid* for it fair and square. That Xerox didn't capitalise on their own R&D is entirely Xerox's fault and nobody else's.

As for "stealing" their Dock from OS/2 and WindowMaker: try again. OS X is derived from NeXTSTEP and NeXTSTEP *predates* both OS/2 and WindowMaker. In fact, the latter was an explicit attempt to *copy* NeXTSTEP.

Feel free to hate on Apple all you like, but at least fight them with the truth. Steve Jobs may be becoming more of a liability than an asset—though he's *always* been an eccentric—but he's had a good twenty-five years at Pixar, NeXT and Apple. By CEO standards, his track record is pretty damned good. He's not paid to be *nice*. That's the job of Apple's *PR team*.

Vote Lib Dem, doom humanity to extinction

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

The correct way to not get bombed, nuked, or otherwise attacked...

... is to stop giving people a reason for doing it in the first place.

I disagree with the LibDem stance on nuclear power stations—the solution to cleaning up the old ones is simple: use subduction zones and let the Earth itself recycle the fuel.

But I wholeheartedly agree with their stance on not renewing Trident. There is no credible nuclear threat to the UK at present, and if the planet really *wants* a "world police", it would be rather more logical to set up a formal organisation under the auspices of the UN or a similar body.

Terrorism, on the other hand, has been a part of the UK's background noise for decades—IRA bombings, anyone?—and we *know* terrorists do not speak for their home nations. (The 7/7 attacks on London were perpetrated by *British* citizens; should we nuke ourselves?) Therefore, nukes are not the solution to these threats either: better intelligence is a more suitable response. And it's also a bloody sight cheaper.

Lewis Page's pro-nuke weapons logic is fundamentally flawed in any case: if someone *does* get the drop on the UK and takes out the south-east—remember, modern nukes are *entire orders of magnitude* more powerful than the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombs—mere vengeance will be the *least* of our problems. This is not a country that has a good track record of planning for contingencies.

Boffins turn Bunsen burners on Frank Skinner

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

So you're claiming that it's all settled, then?

"Climategate" is a non-issue. That scientists are also (a) human, and (b) just as prone to political infighting and empire-building is not news.

The key problem is one of trust in science. "Climategate" has undermined trust in the entire field of climate science—although this branch's heavy reliance on computer models also hasn't helped; computer models are the scientist's equivalent of a pretty explanatory diagram and do not constitute any kind of proof. The field's tendency to use alarmist hand-waving and a lot of FUD-spreading really doesn't help its cause either.

The more something looks like politics, the less it can be trusted.

Applesoft, Ogg, and the future of web video

Sean Timarco Baggaley

What's all the whining about?

What's all the whining about?

Yes, you have to pay royalties. So f*cking what? When did it become a crime to demand payment for your work?

If you don't want to pay the toll, build your own damned bridge (without copying from anyone else, mind!) Or use another, cheaper, rival, bridge and play the two against each other.

If you just don't like software patents, guess what? There's a way to get rid of them: It's called an "election"—you may have heard of the concept. Educate your friends, colleagues, relatives. Tell them to educate *their* friends, colleagues, etc., and use your votes to change society to better fit your preferences. (Of course, if you fail to achieve it, it's probably fair to say that the rest of society doesn't agree with you and you'll just have to suck it up.)

Or...

You could just piss and whine about it in forums and preaching-to-the-choir opinion pieces instead, in the vain hope that "Someone" will "Do Something". Never mind that that "Someone" is *you*.

Frankly, the notion that patented codecs are such a Bad Thing is utterly unsupported by the facts. MP3 hasn't killed online music. Neither has H.264 (or any of the umpteen other *patented* codecs out there) brutally stabbed online video to death.

Sure, it'd be nice if individuals could set up online streaming video sites, but if you can afford the porky server and bandwidth necessary to support over 100K users / year—even H.264 is free up to that point—patent fees are going to be the least of your expenses.

(That Google would prefer not to have to pay lots of money in patent fees is hardly a shock: YouTube gets rather more than 100K users per year. At that scale, *any* savings will add up to a big number. They're not doing it for the good of the "community", no matter what they claim.)

Apple rejects crazy canuck's seal bludgeon game

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Grenade

Didn't you hear?

Killing brown people in faraway lands is acceptable. (The re-elections of both the G. W. Bush and Tony Blair governments was proof of the tacit public support for these wars.)

Hunting is still perfectly legal in the US—Apple's home country—so why would they ban it?

But seal clubbing? There are laws against it and everything, and the people love nothing more than to be distracted by non-issues like animal welfare while members of their *own* species are dying by the thousands every day.

I'm only pointing out that Apple's behaviour makes sense in the context of modern society. I'm NOT claiming that modern society isn't a bloody great hypocrite.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Wrong defence.

The designer's *Intent* is a key element here.

GTA does *let* you do some pretty nasty things, but that isn't the *point* of the game. Killing a police officer to watch him die isn't something you'll be rewarded for: in fact, it just makes the police try harder to catch your avatar.

iSealClub is clearly making the clubbing of seals the *point* of the game. This changes matters: in GTA, the player is actively *penalised* for behaving badly.

The developer's game is both derivative and tasteless—he would have had the same result from Apple if he'd made a game about raping children. Sure, no *real* children would have been harmed, but it's hardly a game Apple could put on their iTunes Store until they have airtight age ratings and parental control systems in place.

Contrary to popular belief, games, movies, TV and stories *do* affect the consumer. That's the whole damned point of making them in the first place. Spielberg didn't make "Schindler's List" for shits and giggles.

Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx: A (free) Mactastic experience

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Until people stop referring to every distro as "Linux"...

... It won't get anywhere.

Nobody refers to OS X as "BSD". Users shouldn't have to *care* that Ubuntu is built on Linux. This is the *only* way Linux will succeed: as a foundation technology for others to build on.

As long as you try to claim that every Linux distro is somehow the same thing, you'll keep running into major support headaches which will put developers off.

The openness of Linux is also its Achilles' heel: it has resulted in a heavily fragmented market. It's been *19 years* since the first Linux kernel was released, yet there's *still* no genuinely "universal" Linux app installer. Developers have to package and support umpteen variations and builds to cover all the main bases, and that's before you start going into the myriad smaller distros and forks.

The solution is to stop seeing Linux as the end, and start treating it as what it is: a *means* to an end.

Ubuntu, Android and MeeGo—silly names aside—are Linux's future. Don't fight it. *Embrace* it.

(Before anyone starts calling me names: I run both a BSD-flavoured UNIX OS*, and Windows 7.)

Oh, and if you're going to point and laugh about Windows XP, I hope you won't mind if we all point and laugh at Ubuntu 6.10 too. Fair's fair.

*(Yes, the heavily modified distro bundled with certain fruit-logoed hardware. Some very important parts of the GNU / Linux codebase have BSD code, or owe their existence to it, so be *very* careful before you start hurling any sticks and stones.)

Dotcom socialite says: Vote Tory

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

People with vested interests in retaining the status quo...

...protest about proposed changes to said status quo.

Tell you what Julie, Tim, and all your other tax-dodging friends: It's not as if you're short of a few pennies, and it'd make a change from the hypocritical "Donate all your money to CHARIDEE!" bullshit we keep hearing from you and your Z-list celeb friends. So, how about *you* stop paying your armies of accountants to fight a never-ending war with the Inland Revenue (i.e. The People of Britain) in the interest of selfishly reducing your tax payments to the lowest conceivable level?

Until you promise to do that, and ACT on that promise, you really do not get to tell us, The People, how to run our damned country. Either contribute properly, or f*ck off to bloody Liechtenstein and shut the hell up.

*

While I'm in favour of encouraging a greater entrepreneurial spirit in the UK, I have no illusions about either Labour or Tory governments. Their track records are woeful, and they've been kow-towing to Big Business for well over thirty years now.

The main parties are too full of the failed, incompetent dregs of other professions. Why are people who couldn't succeed in the real world supposed to be a good choice for running a country?

The results speak for themselves: A country which rewards failure, lauds the incompetent, and prizes short-termism.

In case these idiot "businesspeople" have forgotten, it's precisely *because* of New Labour and the Tories' laissez-faire approaches to commerce and the economy that we've had this mammoth recession lately. Even the most pro-business parties are talking about drastic austerity measures and massive cuts in services.

Steve Jobs issues open letter on Flash

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

Because the old religion is dying.

For most of the IT industry's relatively short life, programmers and nerds have been its High Priests, acting as gatekeepers and controlling every aspect of your access to their religion.

The most blatant exponent of this religion is the Free Software Foundation, which was founded towards the end of the earliest phase of personal computing. This foundation worships the god known as "Open Source"—a god they didn't even invent.

"Open Source" is a programmer-centric concept which is only of direct relevance to other programmers. In the early '80s, when the FSF began, most computer users could be assumed to be either programmers, or at least IT-literate.

Today, 99% of computer users today *don't* know how to program, and a substantial majority would have trouble recognising the power switch, so a programmer-centric approach to IT is a lot less useful. The FSF has become the closest thing the programming community has to a union, including a strong protectionist stance against anything they see as a threat to the status of programmers within the IT industry.

The FSF cannot survive in the world as seen by Apple. Apple's corporate philosophy doesn't see computers as a god-like gift to humanity which must be protected from the unclean masses. Instead, the *user* is placed on the pedestal. His needs *always* come first—even if it means writing applications for Apple's computers is made harder as a result. (For example, it's not uncommon for a major OS X release to break some old APIs to encourage the use of newer, more powerful APIs which offer a richer user experience. Microsoft would be lynched if they tried that.)

Programming, as far as Apple are concerned, is just a job like any other. It's not special. It's not the alpha and the omega of IT any more.

Hence all the fanaticism. It really *is* a religious thing, with programmers and fellow IT-literate nerds on the one side, and consumers on the other. (In the middle is Microsoft, who try hard to please both camps, but with mixed success.)

I used to program computers for a living, but quit many years ago when I realised programming in English was far more fun than programming in C++. (I still program, but only as a hobby.) So I've seen the industry from both sides of the fence.

I think Apple generally get it more right than wrong at the moment. (They're certainly not perfect, but they're getting more hits than misses. I do wish the media would give Ive and his team a bit more credit though.)

However, I feel the FSF is a dinosaur and needs some serious reform to make it more relevant. For example, there's no point in pushing for "GNU / Linux" as the ultimate solution to every single IT problem under the sun.

Linux is a set of tools and APIs, but its future is as a *platform* on which others can build, not as an end in itself. Android is the most obvious illustration of this.

In a similar vein, Ubuntu has achieved about 10 million installs, but I suspect many of their users are only peripherally aware that there's something called "Linux" sitting underneath it, and just refer to it as "Ubuntu".

After all, nobody talks about "BSD" running on Apple kit. People know it as "OS X".

Scammers plunder gullible iPad owners' backdoors

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Inverse snobbery, much?

" Since buyers are likely to have a lot of disposable income and not much sense, they make a great target for e-criminals."

People with lots of money tend not to be in the business of giving it away. That's *why* they have lots of money. So no, they're rarely a good target for e-criminals. (Yes, there are exceptions, but that's no excuse for painting everyone with a few pennies to rub together as a moron.)

Just ask the banking industry.

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Retail store employee...

...turns out not to be the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

As was made clear *IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE*, the employee was *wrong*. The "lifetime ban" would require you buying *ten* of the things. I swear there are people reading this website who would have trouble understanding the "Janet and John" books.

This practice is SOP in many retail stores, not just at Apple's: they're not in the business of providing warehouse facilities for other retailers. (This isn't seen only in consumer electronics stores either: most toy stores have similar policies—especially around Christmas.)

Apple's products usually come complete with an ecosystem of accessories. Those accessories will often have a much bigger profit margin for the store, so stores won't be pleased about losing all those potential ancillary sales. They can add up to a lot of revenue.

This article is about some idiot whining about being mistaken for a middleman grey exporter. (Which, it turns out, he was.)

Apple in shock public attack on Adobe

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Er,

Adobe have been f*cking up their Apple software releases—never mind their overseas pricing—for *years* already. It took them forever to create a native OS X version of their suite, and they've only just caught up with the 64-bit revolution too. A revolution OS X had over *five effing years ago*. (No, there is no explicit "64-bit version" of OS X, nor will there be: you can mix and match 32-bit and 64-bit apps at will.)

Adobe canned the Mac version of Premiere, removing all Mac support, for some years, only deciding to bring it back with their CS4 suite in the form of the rewritten "Premiere Pro". (And even so, some of their other video production apps remain Windows-only.)

I've been using RapidWeaver, Coda and Pixelmator for years now instead of Adobe software, with a couple of other shareware tools standing in for Illustrator's vector art support. (All together, my entire suite adds up to less than the cost of just *one* Adobe app!)

Adobe's kit isn't *required* for graphic design; it's just popular. Like Flash. And "Pop Idol". There are many alternatives to Adobe's apps today. And—after years of Adobe treating Mac users as third-class citizens—those alternatives are pretty damned good now.

I've looked at CS5's specs. I'd like it. I certainly wouldn't say no if someone offered me CS5 for free. But I sure as hell don't *need* it.

Johnson: ID cards will pay for themselves

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Dear Mr. Alan "Bloody Stupid" Johnson,

Please look up the phrase, "Cutting your losses" before spouting bollocks like this.

Pinhead Mac Trojan sticks it to fanbois

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Doesn't mean you're right either.

The "Windows has [INSERT VAST PERCENTAGE HERE] of the global PC market" is misleading. Apple don't give a shit about selling to corporates, so the vast majority of those Windows boxes are sitting unused in office buildings for the majority of each 24-hour day (and they get even less use over weekends). It also fails to take into account *notebooks*, which are often not included in these statistics.

Apple sell to the mid-range and high-end CONSUMER sectors. In that sector, Apple's market share is a bloody sight higher than you seem to think it is. Ask any developer who targets both platforms what the revenue split is between OS X and Windows sales. It's usually around 60:40 in favour of Windows, but a 50:50 split isn't unheard-of.

So no, Apple computers aren't a majority in the *overall* market, but then, FIAT has a tiny percentage of the *overall* road vehicle market too. Doesn't mean nobody owns a FIAT though.

Obama 'deep space' Mars plans in Boeing booster bitchslap

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

And Boeing are suggesting...

...using recycled Shuttle technology to achieve it.

Musk is right: Constellation isn't a "solution". It's just pork-barrel politics.

We've been launching glorified roman candles into space for decades now; there's no reason at all why NASA should be building more of these itself at massive expense when even Top Gear can build one to launch a bloody car as a stunt.

If NASA can just buy launchers off the shelf, it massively reduces the costs of such missions over the long term, and also makes other space exploration (and exploitation) missions more viable.

Let NASA focus on the bit that gets people from Earth orbit to Mars orbit—and back again—without killing anyone. That's the hard part.

Beside, there's nothing to stop Boeing going into the private space launcher sector themselves. They certainly have the experience.

Epic Fail: How the photographers won, while digital rights failed

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Flame

Good summary.

And some very good points about the *purpose* of the ORG.

I've also never heard a sensible, cogent argument in favour of the ORG's stance. Why would content creators vote to kill off their one source of income? (Sure, musicians don't get 100% from the sale price. So what? That didn't stop The Beatles raking it in. And it's WAY better than getting 0%, which is what the ORG and Pirate Party seem to be advocating.)

The only people who benefit in the Land of Freetardia are the parasites and leeches who sincerely believe they're entitled to the fruits of other people's labours for free.

Food is a right.

Water is a right.

Clean air to breathe is a right.

Not getting stabbed to death is a right.

A free Blu-Ray rip of "Avatar" in MKV format is NOT a right.

Entertainment is a *luxury*, not a "right".

If you can't find your precious movie or audio track in a format you want it in, tough. You won't drop dead without it.

Yes, the BPI, RIAA, etc. do need to raise their game, but businesses are inherently conservative: you'll *always* get a transitional phase as the old guard gradually give way to the new. 60-year-old CEOs aren't going to "get" P2P file-sharing, but their successors will.

Microsoft stealth launches 'historic' programming language

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

Patents are a civil problem.

Microsoft—like any US-based corporation—are obliged to work within the US' legal framework. If that framework offers clear incentives for registering patents and defending them (which it does), then that's what's going to happen.

Or do you seriously believe that *any* corporation enjoys paying vast armies of lawyers? They're not cheap, and they're more commonly a business *expense*, not a source of profits.

YOU—the People—are entirely responsible for the laws your government creates. Including those built around patents, trademarks, copyrights and other forms of IP. Don't like it? Change the government to one which is more to your liking.

And no, you don't get to whine about The System: either get *involved*, start your own party, or shut the f*ck up. If you're not willing to fight for it, why the hell should others fight on your behalf?

As for F#: good on Microsoft. It's a good move on Microsoft's part. They're a dev-tools and dev-tech company first, and they're usually very good at it.

What concerns me a little is Hejlsberg's assertion that he wants to add Functional elements to C#. One of the key advantages of .NET is that you can use multiple .NET-compatible languages in your projects, so you can choose the best one for each module. The worst thing you could do to C# is turn it into a jack of all trades—you'll end up with yet another C++.

Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Keep it focused. Let F# do the functional stuff. As long as C# and F# code can co-exist in the same projects, there's no need to nail bits of the latter into the former. That way lies C++.

Steve Jobs bans all apps from iPhone (or thereabouts)

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Bingo.

Got it in one.

Most cross-platform development tools result in lowest-common-denominator application design. Apple are all about the UX, not the technology. What's the point of creating new UI features if developers are going to use the excuse of cross-platform compatibility to avoid using it?

Even if you develop for the desktop flavours of OS X you have to be prepared to update your apps in line with changes to APIs or your application(s) can easily fail to run properly on later OS X releases. Apple are a lot less fussed about backwards compatibility than the likes of MS and the FSF.

Apple don't *care* if the programmer has to suffer a little for his craft: it's the *customer* who rules. They're not a development tools company like Microsoft. They're sure as hell not the coder-centric FSF. If you're a programmer, you do NOT get to call the shots in the Apple ecosystem.

And you know what? This is exactly how it *should* be. And how it fucking well should have been from the start.

Design your code accordingly: separate the model *entirely* from the view and controller elements. Plan for reusability rather than focusing on mere portability. Be prepared to build new UIs for each platform, and you'll win the plaudits. Stick with merely duplicating the same UI over multiple platforms—regardless of its suitability—and you'll deserve everything you get.

And no, Objective-C isn't *that* hard. It's a blend of C and Smalltalk, not some batshit insane version of Forth.

Facebook starts random application shutdown

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Why of course...

... how silly of me to forget that the FSF has a magical anti-lawyer field surrounding it and all its children.

Oh wait! Sorry: the FSF is no more immune to patent trolls and the like than commercial software. Damn. So much for Plan B, then.

Merely slapping a GPL onto your source code doesn't make you immune from lawyers. It's a bit of text, not an anti-troll vaccination. Break the law and no amount of EULAs and weasel-wording will help you. Even if you're just skirting the law, you can still be caught out. The GPL won't pay your legal defence bills.

And the above doesn't even consider any non-source code content your application may have.

The *correct* solution is to *DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE IP LAWS*. It seems a lot of people don't like the ones we have today, but few seem to care *enough* to actually get off their arses and *do* something about it. Something constructive. Something which doesn't involve telling the true content creators, "Meh! Sucks to be you! Get a *proper* job! We wanna leech of your work, and we're damned well going to do so!"

Adobe to sue Apple 'within weeks,' says report

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Unity requires XCode for iPhone builds.

So it's *probably* safe.

Even so, anyone who puts all their business eggs in one platform basket is doing it wrong.

Also, for the last fucking time, the market isn't software for the iPhone. The iPhone is popular, but that's only because Apple's competitors have been so incredibly shit. Don't blame Apple for taking advantage of the faults of their competitors.

Administrator access: Right or privilege?

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Only one poster realised...

...that this is an *interface design* issue.

Why the hell are people still lionising an operating system that's rapidly approaching its *fortieth* birthday? IT has moved on a tad since UNIX was designed, but instead of building better mousetraps, the community has contented itself with twisting, warping and generally buggering UNIX about over the years.

UNIX was popular with programmers because it's easy to hack together some code for it. Ease of use for *end users* was never a primary consideration—and, by god, does it ever show!

The result is a bunch of godawful bastard Sons Of UNIX, each with its own annoying quirks, commands and archaic user interfaces created in an age when people communicated with computers using teletypes and paper tape.

People complain that *Microsoft* are bad at innovation, but at least they're actively pumping serious cash into alternative OS designs like Midori.

(Plan 9 suffers from the same problem as UNIX: it's designed with programmers and researchers—not mainstream users—in mind. Programmers already have plenty of UNIX clones, so it's unlikely to ever catch on as a mainstream OS.)

People aren't universally nice and friendly. Any OS designed for a mainstream audience which fails to address this is doing it wrong. End of.

Photogs sue Google over Book Search culture grab

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Oh dear.

"The idea of copyright law was to ENCOURAGE the creation of new literature, not to maximize the profits for every fool with a camera."

You'll be claiming video-games are made by "idiots with a computer" and musicians are "morons with a piano" next.

Copyright law was enacted to encourage creation of new *WORKS*. Not just literature. Why should photographers be treated differently from authors and other creators? Good photography is *hard* and, last time I looked, good DSLR camera don't come free in packets of breakfast cereal.

If you think it's so easy to create good content, why don't you give it a go? If "any fool with a camera" can make a living at it, what's stopping you from quitting the day-job and jumping onto this alleged gravy train?

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT easy to become a zillionaire from writing novels, taking photos, writing or performing music or making video-games. THAT is why copyright exists. Success stories like J. K. Rowling, Enya and Peter Molyneaux are the *exception*—they're edge cases. If this kind of success was normal, *everyone* would be doing it.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Stop

The copyright owner has the rights to make copies.

Hence the term.

"Copyright".

From "Right to Copy".

It really *IS* that simple. Whoever has the right to make (i.e. publish) copies of the copyrighted work can do so. Book contracts usually have a time-out clause specifically to avoid the issue of a publisher not publishing, or deleting a published work from their catalogue.

I know this, because I recently had copyright revert back to me on two articles I wrote for a book on game development about nine years ago. The book is out-of-print. The publisher gains nothing from keeping the copyright, and the contract says I can have the article's copyright back in such situations.

Not only *can* it happen, it *does* happen.

Perhaps people should ask those who actually *know* how an industry works before leaping to unfounded conclusions.

Google are trying to pull a fast one—and getting away with it, thanks to the ignorance of the general population. A far better solution would be to handle this kind of thing through the national public libraries. It'll give them more relevance in an increasingly online society. Most importantly, it means the scanned works would belong to the public and not some private corporation, while the databases can still be accessed through suitable APIs by search engines if desired.