Posts by techguy110323

F1 waves goodbye to KERS

Where are the El Reg arbitrary measurements?

Forget power and energy. How many toasted sandwiches can the battery produce?

Geeks make least selfish lovers: Official

It's all about standards.

"Obviously, were the poll to kick off with the question "Do you have, or have you ever had a partner?", we suspect that geekdom's bid for sexual glory would be dead before it started."

Ugly geek with high standards, doomed to fail.

Ugly geek with low standards, you're in for a treat.

That's why you always see skinny guys going out with right heifers.

Vodafone writes off £5.9bn

Holy crap.

"Net debt is up to £34bn, mainly because of currency movements."

That's scary.

Don't even have anything to show for their debts.

Obama declares war on Ireland over tech tax avoidance

Now now..

Be careful when it comes to headlines about the US declaring war. It happens all too often and could be taken literally.