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2 massive quotes in there to finish the year off;
The rub is that the last time he tightened his belt was probably 40kg and two wives ago. But he still has the same belt, which gives him the look of a partially made balloon animal.
By the end of the day I'm less popular than a Yoko Ono double album.
many thanks Simon for all the laughs
My local ASDA has them, tough luck if you have an EV as they near to the store entrance so ALWAYS full with diesel / petrol cars BECAUSE they convenient for lazy, lazy idiot drivers.
Do ASDA care? Nah because they sold all their car parks off so they can deny any responsibility for anything.
Of course our local council could act but as it is Kirklees the most useless council in England they are too busy removing all parking in the city centre and pedestrianizing roads for no apparent reason and then fretting about "regenerating the town centre retail" once they have reduced footfall to a trickle.
NW brought in new feature last year - EVERY time I log in they send me a "one time code" via SMS, yes EVERY SINGLE TIME no matter what browser I use on my home PC. They claim this is to improve security for customers.
Of course readers here will know that this is considered a very weak way to do it, quite easily spoofed. But it is their latest security inprovement,
ah someone else who enjoys the fine services of Kirklees!
they have a new game now; a clever system to load the route into a tablet in the cab because, well after 20 years the bloke in the cab can no longer remember the route (I assume), the issue is that the full route doesn't load but the sending system says it all data has gone so when you ring up to complain you are basically called a liar.
If only there was a way for the receiving system to check it has received all of the data.
try Aviva, the website can't find a post code for a flat so you have to call
~6 minutes of announcements BEFORE you get to the queue, the person answering eventually covers all the same stuff that you were told in the 6 minutes, MUCH later you get a quote that is 3x the market rate
anyone like to guess why they are not on comparison sites?
and the downvoters need to take the same 101 class, I qualified as an accountant in 1982 and hence do _actually_ know that cash ≠ profit, the same as people who talk about the profit showing on the balance sheet.
I wouldn't correct people on here on networking, please allow me my expertise
"The prediction by Ken Livingston that "Brexit will take longer than you expect and you won't get what you want" is still looks like the most accurate summary of the situation."
that is one minor step above mention Hitler in a debate, well done!