* Posts by Sly

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Desktops are seen as unimportant until...

Sly
Megaphone

If you have a turnover policy for the PCs

The company should provide capital to each group to actually DO it. It sounds like a brain dead "DUH!" statement, but more often then not, computer equipment turnover policies state generally 3 to 5 year replacements but due to budgeting cuts and bottom lines, they tend to go 8-10 years before replacing the old junkers. It has always boggled the mind that company say to do you best and make the customer happy... but don't spend any money to do it. It doesn't make sense. Every small business owner I know spends the money needed to get the job done so they can MAKE money over and above their spending. Large companies seem to loose sight of this since they're on the stock market and have to please overfed, brain dead analysts that think tax write-offs are more important than proper acquisitions for greater profit margins. Sometimes a loss one quarter due to expansion and capital expenditure will lead to more profitable quarters to follow, but analysts will kill a company for such "nonsense" because they had a down quarter when they could have maintained a smaller increase in profits. And then they'll kill the company if it maintains only small gains. To fix the IT issues (as well as ALL equipment turnover issues) we need to fix the stock market analysts and re-school them on proper understanding of business tactics in the LONG term and tell them to stop trying to analyze anything that hasn't taken more than 6 months or a year to accomplish and preferably 5 to 10 year trends. Their job could be much easier focusing on 30 year trends for older companies and for younger companies, focusing on their build up and expansion and comparing it to how they're managing their income and bonuses. Let the company accountants deal with the tax issues and focus more on how the company is doing as a whole in managing their assets instead of focusing on how big their tax write-offs are for a given quarter.

VAT Directive to change to end carousel fraud

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@That sounds like a mess

That would be too easy... it would also cut out all the VAT collected through those individual transactions and reduce the gov's take.

HP silent on glitch with Core i7-based Elite Pavilion PCs

Sly
Flame

HP has support?

last time I dealt with HP support, I was getting a laptop touchpad fixed (left button stopped working). I also needed the admin bios password cleared. I got the laptop back with a working touchpad and a reformatted hard drive. The guy on the phone had assured me that the hard drive would not be touched. bunch of lying bastards they are. Needless to say I have refused to buy anything with HP/Compaq stamped on it even if it is the best deal at the time.

HP would do well actually allowing users to keep the hard drive and just send in the laptop (but no, it's against their policy to actually work on something that isn't complete). I would have backed it up in the first place if the support grunt on the phone hadn't assured me (more than a few times mind you) that there would be no formatting. HP can rot in Hell for all I care.

MMS (finally) comes to AppleT&T

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FAIL

they didn't make it by the end of the summer

false advertising. The class action lawsuit has grounds.

Students get deep Windows 7 price break

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FAIL

"proper multi-head support" in windows

right. In windows, multiple monitors have a problem. Games cant stretch across them. Same with movies. This can be fixed in windows with ati's new eyefinity tech:

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/09/11/amd_eyefinity/

But Ati has to fix(trick) windows to work that way. Linux has no such hangups.

Proper muti-head support my a$$!

Fraudsters add IM to phishing attacks

Sly
Coat

IM scams...

nothing new here. Been getting scam attempts on AIM and ICQ since I started using them... sometime early 1997.

The only real point is this... you can't cure stupid without education. Social engineering works no matter the medium if you target enough people. Eventually you'll find someone gullible enough.

Maybe one day people will actually be taught how to know when they're being scammed... but until then, stupid is as stupid does...

/mines the one with the notepad full of credit card numbers in the pocket

Motorola's latest enterprise handset screams as it falls

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Coat

screaming...

oh tossers!

mines the coat with the baseball mit inside

Intel to EU watchdogs: 'It's AMD's fault'

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FAIL

riiiiight

"It's hard to imagine how consumers were harmed in an industry which has lowered the cost of computing by a factor of 100 during the term of this case, and at the same time that happened, AMD claims it's more vibrant than ever. So I don't see consumer harm or competitor harm happening here."

yeah... when Intel stopped those practices because of the scrutiny, AMD started doing better. Go figure. It always amazes me the dirt some companies want us to swallow.

The EU should double the fine for badgering the courts.

Cyclists give TV chef a Wikikicking

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Thumb Up

I feel sorry for...

the cyclist who tries to bomb a red light I may be turning at (right on red here in the states) since their skinny frame will likely barely manage to scuff the paint on my old land yacht (88 Grand Marquis). I would be courteous enough to wait for the ambulance to show up and drag their broken self off to the hospital, but I would be enjoying the irony of the idiocy of the plight he put himself in. I know many cyclists that actually do follow the rules of the road (mainly because they enjoy living) and those I have no trouble with. Drivers are also idiots as they tend to think they own the road simply because they pay taxes. I laugh (fart) in their general direction and accuse their parents of being of a rodent species and drinking too much. Anyone who thinks they have a RIGHT to something will most likely end up hurting themselves over it or someone else in the process. It's much easier to just let others have their way and move along at your own pace (preferably just below the speed limit). I also laugh at the fools that drive their tuners (ok, they really only have a fart can on that Honda, but still) around me in excess of the speed limit shaking their fist at me while I know full well that the cop at the bottom of that hill will nail them for speeding... oh... and they got nailed. HAHA! (actually it was some guy in a medium SUV - think it was an exploder... err... Explorer... and in an active school zone mind you. I was VERY glad the police were running school trap that day. That guy blew past me probabyl in excess of the posted speed limit without the school zone. And it was first thing in the morning when all the kids are walking to school from the nearby neighborhoods.)

Best to be nice to others on the road (much less anywhere else). You never know when one will track you down for ignorant reasons.

Disclaimer: I myself have been the cock behind the wheel and I am glad that I've changed my habits (though I do occasionally still make the stupid mistake or move in traffic). I by no means to mean that I am the perfect driver. I just try to make it a point to be careful and nice on the road.

Short Version: Drivers and cyclists are twats (myself included) at some time or another. Nobody is immune to having a stupid moment or 50 in a day.

Todger-chop woman's sentence depends on hard evidence

Sly
Coat

for a man that beats women

he got off too easy

/coat - mines the one with the noose on the back

Lawsuit seeks to tag WGA nagware as spyware

Sly
Badgers

The problem with WGA

is that a perfectly legal copy of windows can be considered good one day, then WGA calls it bogus the next and then says it's fine 3 days later. Why does WGA check every time you boot up? Shouldn't it store info and cross reference that info when changes are made only? That would definitely save the headaches with false positives from MS server issues because most users probably wouldn't connect during those downtimes. Not to mention the network traffic that would be reduced and server loads reduced. *shrugs* It's probably too difficult to store data any more for this kind of stuff - at least for MS.

That said, I'm still keeping my windows installs due to the software that I haven't figured out how to get to run in WINE yet.

Illinois bright spark sparks car inferno

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FAIL

Yeah... ingnorant...

Though the minority are what might be called a few bricks shy of a load, the Majority still like to watch and laugh at it and say they would never do it, even though they too have their moments. I also don't care what country you're in... every country has their unfair share of dupes and slackers that don't educate themselves (reading warning signs? bah! hold my beer and check this out!).

If anyone saw the last Episode of Top Gear, their segment on drivers of crappy cars points out more than a couple cases of idiots in Jolly ol' England as well as the American grease monkey wrecking a customer's car in the oil change bay. And if you ever wanna see proof that idiots are everywhere... just browse youtube for a while.

Idiots that claim superiority without the facts to back it up (and even then) are just setting themselves up for the fall (pride comes before and stuff).

Gmail in massive web outage

Sly
Black Helicopters

yup 502 Server Error

please try again later.

The helicopters will circle again later.

Judge acquits mother in MySpace suicide case

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Flame

the original case...

was barking up the wrong tree. They should have never tried to nail her on TOS violations. It should have been criminal harassment and child abuse through an electronic medium. I agree with other comments about the possible vigilante turnout now. I know I'd be one to picket the woman's home (from the street mind you... no way I'd be caught on a trespassing charge) with a sign like "Child Abuse IS a crime" and "Child Abuser Lives HERE" and "Is your child next?"

I'd leave the vigilante stuff to others.

iPhone thieves collared by Jobsian GPS

Sly
Coat

more PPG acronyms

Phased Plasma Gun (Babylon 5)

Progress in Physical Geography

PowerPuff Girls

Polyglot Parser Generator

Pfitzner Performance Gearbox

Personnel Policy Guidance

Privacy Policy Generator

Purchase Planners Group

...

mine's the one with the ROFLCOPTER on the back

Tossable bots for US Navy SEALs

Sly
Joke

oh tossers!

end of line

AMD Bulldozer core to weave multiple threads

Sly
Pint

Magny Cours

Many Coors *chug-a-lug*

Rogue admin charges cut to size

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FAIL

@Big Red Bus

Duh! Big Red Truck.

pretty much the same diff... just a different likeness. some large imposing vehicle ends the important one's life before access credentials can be duplicated for emergency measures.

to quote Ghost in the Shell... "Overspecialize and you breed in weakness"

Hence we have the problem with politics. it's all lawyers and no others. way over specialized.

MS and Sophos incompatible over Win 7 XP Mode

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FAIL

so what

Need another AV in the XP VM. AVG Free or AVAST and go. What's the problem? Oh, people don't know what a VM is all about. Umm... try educating them. If they won't be educated, don't let them use the feature. Last time I checked, it was hard enough to set up a VM in the first place that if you didn't know jack about it, you wouldn't get it to work and if you know enough to get it to work, you should understand that you'll need separate AV for it as well.

Baby-roasting BBQ pulled from Sears site

Sly
Badgers

saw this one yesterday

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4348/sears.png

I wonder what other pages were ... umm... edited.

US carriers are taking the beep

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@Simon Williams

They have to get together a committee... then they have to go over what's been done... then they have to go over what is currently in use... then they have to run surveys and polls to find out what prompts customers would like to keep and which ones to ditch... then they have to analyze that data... then they have to ... ... <insert 2 years worth of red tape and salary extensions for the committee>

all we really want is "press 9 for options" or some such nonsense and move on to the voice mail message.

Dell boxes VGA cable to within an inch of its life

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@Steven knox

My experience is the exact opposite. Cables that have tight angled bends in them usually don't have connector issues, but broken copper issues. I've had that issue with more than a dozen VGA Monitor cables (bolted down at each end to ensure good contact) and rarely ever had any actual contact issues. I could grab the cable at either side of the bend and make the monitor go through all kinds of colors and then reset the cable in it's original position and return the picture to it's slightly ghosted condition. Replaced the cable with a good one and the ghosting and flickering color(s) issues go away. The only time I've ever had a problem with the contacts was on connectors with bent/broken pins.

Unpatched Firefox flaw lets fox into henhouse

Sly
Stop

noscript FTW

javascripts got your idents... block them with noscript...

DUH.

I haven't surfed without noscript for over a yaer now. no issues since either.

I don't see IE having a script blocker on it or add-in for such to work around the active-x bugs. at least firefox users can put on a condom (noscript) unlike IE users that are just open for abuse.

CompuServe signs off

Sly

It's like...

actually knowing how to use IRC via telnet

Lamson - email app coding without the palm sweat

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Coat

what?! a novel idea?! what's this?!

hogwash! we can't have novel ideas any more! we have to put bandages on it and make it worse until it breaks and we have to outsource the creation of a new one!

/mine's the one with cobol code on the back

'Overweight' people live longer than those of 'ideal' weight

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WTF?

another vote for BMI is bunk

I'm a jolly fellow with a well rounded pad up front and just in the middle of the "overweight" area. I've always been there... and most people in my family are there... and we generally live to be at least 80-90. Good eatin and good fun to keep the blood flowin is the way to go. if you're movin around lots (exercise and all that) and still consider "overweight" then ignore the BMI numbers. you'll do well. Just don't forget about seein your Doc to get the blood work done once a year so you know the internal numbers too. don't wanna let the silent killers get a foothold now.

Transformers helmsman demolishes English language

Sly
Coat

who cares about grammar

the movie's got killer special effects.

mines the one with the car exploding mid air off a cliff on the back

Windows 7, Bing and security: Mr Ballmer regrets

Sly
Happy

file copy

roadkil's unstoppable copier is also free, small, and very fast.

http://www.roadkil.net/program.php?ProgramID=29

and has some additional features like being able to pause the copy in the middle of a file and continue after you've finished doing whatever you needed to do that requires pausing the copy.

Reg reader turns 'homo devil machine' on eBayer

Sly
Pirate

gotta love it

I wonder how long before the listing gets fixed. too funny.

Link my stuff? sure... but you better expect I'll change it to suit my own devious plans of making you look like user = ID ten T.

Excess of cola floors Oz ostrich farmer

Sly
Alert

4-10 liters??

10 liter bottles? wow... must have been a strong man then. so about 10 gallons a day (rough math, not exact). Even if that's supposed to be 2 liter bottles, that a heck of a lot of soda. Bet he had to piss quite often to pass all 10 gallons of that soda.

like everything else... moderation much?

Tesco tills go titsup

Sly
Coat

Reboot?

must have been a windows problem.

/mines the one with the penguin patch on the shoulder

Hackers stuff ballot box for Time Magazine's top 100 poll

Sly

Time hasn't kept up with the times

this is further proof.

+1 those who actually live in the now

-1 Time Magazine for still being a n00b

w00t for LOLCats! It's Caturday!

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