Let's face it - - that simply don't exists.
May one enquire if El Reg has snaffled a 'proof-reader' yet?
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There is some other amateur stuff about.. Bussard reactor and that other bloke. Knowing nothing I have no idea how people might 'collimate' the 'beams' beyond suggesting that they do not. Having blurted as much there may be some thing whereby you can line up the incoming such that the outgoing goes in more or less the right direction.
That sort of shit is beyond me but interests me because if you were to go for fusion and pick a reaction that gives you 'charged' particles and the result could be directed then you could modulate the rate of production and blast said modulated charged particles down the centre of a coil of wire and generate AC electricity. IIRC it's called a transformer.
I would wave a smelly purple bell end about the place and suggest that one has to be more efficient than trying to boil kettles.
My Physics teacher at Skool was a cool 'old' dude with a passion for his art, both Physics and Teaching. Popped his clogs but not forgotten. I wish my mind would have been in tune... It could have been but the rest of the teachers were a bunch of fail and, of course, my head is not right.
So Apple sold this bloke a Mac, with an operating system and access to iTunes along with other software including Virtualisation Technology so that he could run a copy of Windows 10 on it... And Microsoft let him download a 'free' version of Windows 10 so he could run it under the Virtualisation Technology provided by Oracle[?] having previously bought a copy of Windows 7 or similar from Microsoft which he was running under the Virtualisation Technology given to him by Oracle so he could upgrade it.
Then it takes Sophos to flag him as being 'suspect'. FFS.. Are Apple, Microsoft and Oracle asleep at the wheel?
Sincerely
Camilla Farquhar Farthington Smythe
Given I have been out of the Microsoft loop for a while I did not know that the WIN8 version came with Ads?? So the WIN10 version is also Ad supported. PFFT, Don't know what people are moaning about then...
Just a moment. Are we not told elsewhere that WIN10 drops a UID, Unique Identifier, on all their customers as well as hoovering up all their data for the purposes, presumably, of providing behaviourally targeted advertising...?
Not really my thing but I've just installed AisleRiot Solitaire. Is the Windows version that much better or more engaging? Presumably the powers that be will now have to prevent people installing Linux in a VM under Windows so they can get and Ad Free Fix of Solitaire.
"Not even if the update files are signed?"
Obviously I am well out of my depth in terms of such matters... MD5 hash or some-such? Being a noob on Linux I rely on the prescribed suppositories, cough. I have 'torrented' distributions in the past as directed by the maintainers websites but, guess what.... I did not check the checksums. OK I did once or twice.
Granted.. similar concerns may well apply to 'torrenting' Linux.
Of course being a dimbulb I have a level of trust driven in part by the belief that Linux does not represent much of an interest to your average miscreant. Given the popularity of Windows, coughs again, if I were to be an 'evil eyetalian bastard' then on finding out that they have implemented this I would be hammering it really hard to find the flaw that gives me 'an in'.
So...
"Not even if the update files are signed?"
The answer is NO.
"If you were able to stand on the surface of the brown dwarf we observed – something you could never do because of its extremely hot temperatures and crushing surface gravity – you would sometimes be treated to a fantastic light show courtesy of auroras hundreds of thousands of times more powerful than any detected in our solar system."
Three turned to ZZ One,
"Make a note of this, One, will you?"
"Make a note of this, One, will you!!!?"
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"Wow! Look at the Shimmering Aurora on Her Arse."
...Oh.. no Pron :-( Oooo.. no fix Linux Forums...
Hmmm???
cd /etc
sudo nano hosts
password? password123
xx.xx.xx.xx pornsite1.com
xx.xx.xx.xx pornsite2.com
xx.xx.xx.xx linuxforum.com
xx.xx.xx.xx rinse
xx.xx.xx.xx repeat
# The following lines are desirable for IPv6 capable hosts
::1 ip6-localhost ip6-loopback
fe00::0 ip6-localnet
ff00::0 ip6-mcastprefix
ff02::1 ip6-allnodes
ff02::2 ip6-allrouters
ctrl-O
ctrl-X
sudo reboot
Of course some of you might suggest I am slightly knowledgeable about this stuff. I really do not have a basic but bypassing my ISP pron/other filters using the hosts file was and remains laughably simple.
Perhaps Camerloons plan is in fact to force kids to either become competent with computers or make friends with the playground Geek and share USB sticks.
Scrub that. The bloke is a divot.
Maybe this is an admission by Mumsnet and their Wine & Cheese Party Pocket Politicians that their cunning plan failed so they have to come up with some other blither to try to impose on others based on their self serving ignorance.
More disturbingly the end game as far as this is concerned will be full-scale implementation of DPI. Wholesale monitoring of communications and.. naturally banning of encryption as well as curtains and toilet door locks.
Might as well move to Syria and get bombed by the Turks.
'Your purpose for visiting Syria?'
'I am trying to escape what is becoming a totalitarian regime?'
'Are you sure Sir? Not perchance going to join IS are we?'
'OK, you've got me. I'm trying to smuggle Dates to Iran without paying duty.'
'How many cartons?'
'Here, see Five.'
'I only see Four Sir... Move along now.'
Advertising is based on the long tail whereby you track everyone to buggery and beyond, make big claims about your capabilities and pocket cash from mugs whilst passing the cost off to the general populace for a 'better tin of beans'.
Intelligence is based on Intelligence whereby you identify and target your targets appropriately.
I may be wrong here but it should not be that fucking hard.
When did the Intelligence Services decide that they were dumb fuck enough to qualify for membership of The IAB?
In "World War Z Rebirth" Theresa May takes a Zombie head out of her Gucci Handbag and uses it to infect Brad Pitt and then sucks all of his spunk into her fallopian tubes. Five minutes later she swells up and explodes in a shower of spores that grow into a massive reproductively viable homosexual hermaphrodite Cameron look-a-like Zombie army that go around fucking themselves and anything else in sight irrespective of genus or possible infection that might affect their viability. The third sequel, 'ConservativeZ', is already being planned. 'Coming To a Reality Near You Soon. If You Have Nothing To Hide You Have Nothing To Fear'.
I've only got a 200GB hard one and I think I might notice if someone was exfiltrating the data off of it given my porn download rates would take a dive.
Perhaps next thing we know someone, some miscreant, will work out how to reverse engineer Galileo such that those who are using it get all their data slurped as well... assuming Hacking Team has delivered a 'clean product' without their own backdoors in place.
After all if the originators fucked up 400GB that badly then you have to ask how many bullets the gun has in it.
What's the EyeTalian for Numpties?
As I suggested 'It will probably all go horribly wrong'.
As is the case with Linux I followed someone else's tutorial in respect of the mail server on the Pi. I want to have Sam Hobbs babies.
https://samhobbs.co.uk/raspberry-pi-email-server
For shame I used Google to discover the available tools.
Fuck me... I also use StackOverflow for hints and tips on other Linux shit.
https://wikileaks.org/hackingteam/emails/emailid/328659
and I copy and paste.
Perhaps you might care to give a 'complete' tutorial.
I'll be spending close to £420 this year, sans fixed IP address on my Phone/BB. That's basic and you shit me about the 'financials'.
Do you have something else, more meaningful, to add to your critique beyond the sheeple do not have a clue so Google gets to advertise at them whilst swallowing all of their nice data for delivery to the NSA?
;; ANSWER SECTION:
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 5 ALT1.ASPMX.L.GOOGLE.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 10 ASPMX4.GOOGLEMAIL.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 10 ASPMX5.GOOGLEMAIL.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 5 ALT2.ASPMX.L.GOOGLE.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 10 ASPMX2.GOOGLEMAIL.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 1 ASPMX.L.GOOGLE.com.
bengummer.com. 14400 IN MX 10 ASPMX3.GOOGLEMAIL.com.
I'll just slip my tin-foil pants on. Do you think my bum looks big in them?
Do have a nice day.
I was tempted to question that one as well but then I thought perhaps the GoogleDroids were out in minor force to dissuade others from trying it for themselves.
Thanks for 'the in'
Obviously I am doing something wrong if I am not using Google to provide my e-mail services and no doubt having moved out from under their wing, as imposed by my ISP provider, I will be exposed to 'Hell',
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE
Looking forward to some comments and advice from the down-voters.
"The Best of My Life. I Freely Admit I Owe it To Horse and Hounds: Camilla Smythe"
Does my bum look big in these Jodhpurs?
Fixed IP address £2.50 per month.
Own Domain Name £5.00 per year.
Raspberry Pi B2 £30.00 one off.
PostFix/Dovecot/CaCert/IpTables/SpamCop
I do not mind the spam, do not get too much of it. Either it gets reported to SpamCop or I go and roger those concerned who are partially legitimate... or think they are.
Also my detection rate is 100 fucking % with 0 % false positives which makes Google look like limp dicks.
No doubt it will all go horribly wrong but I wish others would tell Google to go do one.
"BOFH: Right, I've sent the re-boot command so I'm off down the beach to catch some rays. Bye y'all."
Having engineered the supposed fault in the first place Mr BOFH would have already taken 'vacation time'.. down the beach for the first 9 hours, spent the next 9 hours having a kip waiting for the problem to be reported and then sent the re-boot command.. which takes another 9 hours and the 'did it work?' comes back 9 hours later..... So he gets the next day off as well.
Otherwise AMAZEBALLS.. Hope it comes back up.
I regularly fuck up
sudo apt-get rm -rf
Password?: PresidentObama
Incorrect Password Please try again
Password?: PresidentObama1
and it takes me more than 9 hours to sort my shit out.
"Nothing, including DNS works. Thanks for that 'Team Freezone'"
For clarification... as of this moment as in not in July 4th. Of course I may be wrong but 'Totally Tit's Up'
SMEG... I should have set my DNS TTL bigger to 'come next weekend in August' as opposed to '120'. Then again I am just a learner.
"We’re doing some server maintenance at our UK data center on Saturday,
July 4th at 00:00 UKST. The maintenance will require downtime, but
should only last around 30 minutes. During that time, Freezone will not
be available for users at all. Any emails received during that period
will be saved and forwarded once we are back online.
Customer websites and emails hosted with Freezone will not work, online
support will remain offline as well. Again, it should only be around 30
minutes before everything’s back online. This upgrade will basically
help us rebound faster should a similar outage occur again (heaven
forbid).
We appreciate your patience and co-operation in this matter
Freezone Team"
Nothing, including DNS works. Thanks for that 'Team Freezone'
Possibly irrelevant[?] but...
http://www.frontlineclub.com/terry-waite-alan-johnston-and-amnesty-international-call-on-egypt-to-find-al-jazeera-staff-not-guilty/
I have noticed my local Muslim bloke watching a lot of Al-Jazeera. He often tries to convert me to Islam but does not get upset when I argue the toss from a Snitheists perspective, So Not Interested.
WTF
Haven't they heard of an Astable Multivibrator? A couple Of OC81s and some other bits and pieces and you are on your way.... Apparently, for Audiophiles, it works a bit better with BC108s and quality polypropylene capacitors with resistors from Vishay... as was.
Presumably they can simulate the effect with a Mac, Kool Lighting and 'Blokes who apt-get' in 'White Coats' at 450 billion times the required budget.
Come at me not with your Theramins and KT88s lest I wrap loads of wire around an industrial sized empty cling film cardboard tube and electrocute you with my selected paralleled ECC86s taken from old tellies driving the primary copper tube of a water tank heater.
https://twitter.com/aral/status/616144877789806592
With reference to,
https://twitter.com/PandoDaily/status/615919679802970113
You might wish to compare and contrast The Advertising Industry, and their supporters, to The Tobacco Industry... and their supporters.... Or indeed Telecoms, net neutrality, or any other Industry---
There's big fuck off bucks to be made from screwing over the majority of the 'dumb fuck' population by targeting their ignorance.
HTH
I do not give a flying fuck about anyone else's definition about what Chrome or Chromium might be or a discussion about Java, JavaScript... NaCl?
All I know is that 100% of people I know, as Johnny No Mates but excluding myself, have the Chrome Browser lurking on their computers along with the Ask Toolbar and that thing that lets 'Indians' log in remotely to bugger things up even more.
Dear Google. Fuck Off.
"Which is the right thing to do.
Keeps the openistas happy and everything continues to work as is for Joe Public, who doesn't give a rat's arse about this sort of thing and also makes up 99+% of the user base."
I agree. Send them all to the gas chambers now. Eugenics is wasted on them.
FUD FOLLOWS,
Copied each others API's from Elon Musk. Next you know Oracle will be suing them.
Bloke is driving down the road in his <insert car here>Car</insert car here> and the API notices 'Flash Flash Flash' via its rear view thing and decides to speed up.
55-60-70 mph.
'Flash Flash Flash'
70-80-90 mph
'Flash Flash Flash'
100-110-120 mph
The flashing stops..
'Tap Tap Tap'
Passenger clicks the override window button. Whirr Thunk.
'Excuse me mate. Have you got a light?'
'Are you trying to kill yourself?!1!'
'I only smoke two a day.'
ETC
"The camera is tuned to identify traces of iron, calcium, magnesium, and sodium from the disintegrating space rock, so that scientists can get a better idea of meteors' chemical composition."
I suppose the camera will tell them that the space rock is composed of iron, calcium, magnesium, and sodium...
"The camera is tuned to identify traces of Tribbles from disintegrating space rock, so that scientists can get a better idea of meteors' Tribble composition."
Oh... perhaps I fixed it for myself. I'll get me hat.
“People here feel the the US government can access it [data held in the US] any given time,” said Novogrodski. “When it’s here, they feel they can’t.”
ssh novogrodski@your.datacentre.clarizen.uk
novogrodski@your.datacentre.clarizen.uk password: BOB^H^H^H
Permission denied, please try again.
novogrodski@your.datacentre.clarizen.uk password: NSA^H^H^H
Access comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent
permitted by applicable law within the jurisdiction you come from.
Last login: Thu Jun 25 14:16:40 2015 from nsa.gov
Please Type: sudo su for root access
sudo su
root: ls -al
drwxr-xr-x 14 root root 4096 Jun 23 15:53 .
drwxr-xr-x 5 root root 4096 Jun 21 11:47 ..
drwxr-xr-x 4 root root 4096 Jun 11 11:36 .boring stuff
drwxr-xr-x 7 root root 4096 Jun 11 11:36 .highly sensitive stuff
root: cd .h TAB
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Presumably by scrapping PSTN/POTS BT are suggesting they will be able to cover the entire country with superfast stuff and I will still be able to phone me, 87 year Old, mum, who lives out in 'The Boonies', regularly at 9.00AM of a Friday to check she has not popped her cloggs and I have not scored my inheritance... without being charged 'mobile phone' data rates or having her prematurely converted to Soylent Blue Rinse. Oh, silly me. Past performance.... I assume BT will be re-branding 21CN as 22CN sometime soon.
You see I have not seen 'Broke Back Mountain' which is apparently about Gay Cow Folks and I have not read the book... assuming it exists,
So, Therefore I do not want Amazon knowing I repeatedly return to pages n through n+x where the main characters satiate their innate desires with the male animals in the local barn.
There is something wrong here and I am not convinced it is me.
"As to if it will ever be fixed, I have my doubts, but stranger things have happened. If, and until then, any customer who doesn’t do due diligence and takes any vendors’ word without doing some fact checking, will have only themselves to blame. ®"
Should I consult a Financial Advisor... The Wheeto's Can Go Round and Round and Not come out Here... We have Advanced to Web 9.0.1
It's your fault that we lied to you, Dumb Fuck.
"The present Black Hole is a result of The Butterfly Effect whereby the clever sods tipped gravity balance and it sort of tumbled into itself"
"Yes. That's all Physics and technical stuff. But did the associated Civilisation develop a sustainable advertising culture before its demise?"
In News Elsewhere I am slightly disturbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R77j9rUuky4
I suppose it is the power of ADVERTISING. I did shift key for that one.
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WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE FUCKING SLOPPY CLUELESS GITS WHO DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE ABOUT FUCK DETERMINE OUR FUTURE?
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</caps lock>
https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2015/06/google-chrome-listening-in-to-your-room-shows-the-importance-of-privacy-defense-in-depth/
Given Google is now targeting Linux
Which OS, as a slightly self educated numpty, can I trust before giving up and committing suicide?
http://hightechchat.reocities.com/SoHo/opening/3630/part2/chap23.html
“We must all hang together,
or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
– Ben Franklin
Pfft I guess that in the general loss of stuff I do not rate.