* Posts by Camilla Smythe

1244 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Apr 2009

Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

Camilla Smythe

It's 'simpler' in Linux.

Cue the downvotes but, as a numpty, doing anything 'meaningful' under Windows(XP) was just 'tooo hard'. Now, still as a numpty, doing meaningful things under Linux involves much, probably less, of the same but I have a different attitude towards it. I expect things to blow up, not make sense or otherwise misbehave. It's still not my 'fault', in my World honest, but I am more likely to beat my head against Linux than have Windows repeatedly offer to change my diapers so they can examine the contents of the old ones whilst providing new leaky ones with the latest tinkerbell pictures.

Windows for Warships? Not on our new aircraft carriers, says MoD

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Re: Ah joke wallpaper ...

Not as good as the joke BSOD screensaver I used to run ...

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Good One..

Oh?

Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him

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Re: I have been radicalised.

While this may have been in jest, this may be a good way to hit back,

Have a down vote. My disgust and possible intent has bugger all to do with your interpretation.

Camilla Smythe

I have been radicalised.

This sort of shit makes me consider suicide. Arguing against it is pointless so perhaps I should Google 'Strap On Bomb' and go visit some of the perpetrators.

There you go... There's a test of how good their capabilities are.

You may assume if I am not posting after Christmas they are for shit or otherwise I am either in a rubber room, being water-boarded in far away places or dead as a result of causes not instigated by myself.

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

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Coat

This will be a bad idea

Get some EU competition type department to force Microsoft to provide options to install alternative operating systems... as per Internet Explorer.

Get the Linux Distro folks to scab together some migration scripts.

Jobs a Good One.

Mines the one with the Cider stains down the front.

New gear needed to capture net connection records, say ISPs

Camilla Smythe

Re: I call Bollocks.

As I understand the system they use DPI to extract URLs from their customers Communications and perform follow up 'content' checks on those URLs. This is 'not' based on DNS lists. It is Communications/Content Data that they are working on not Traffic/Routing Data and therefore should be illegal. They have the data, they operate on the data... the possibility that they throw it away after the event is neither here or there.

The Reg article, and indeed TalkTalk themselves have stated that this process is performed on everyone's Communications. You cannot opt out of it. They mention they do not store IP/Account/Telephone information but they have it... How else do you log in via the Radius in order to get your IP address. As to 'storage'.. ignoring the fact that they already have the 'user' data required and will be storing it anyway. They just need to add a table to the data-base.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/11/broadband-bills-increase-snoopers-charter-investigatory-powers-bill-mps-warned

Hare said: “On a typical 1 gigabit connection we see over 15TB of data per year passing over that connection ... If you say that a proportion of that is going to be the communications data, it’s going to be the most massive amount of data that you’d be expected to keep in the future.

This is where we get into confusion over Traffic/Routing Data and Communications/Content Data.

Hare conflates 15TB of 'Data' with what is 'required', assuming anyone has pinned down what an ICR represents, by an ICR. If the ICR just requires 'endpoints' and an extra little bit then. Perhaps someone more knowledgeable can throw in a spanner but if I download a 1.5GB movie then allowing for redundancy I'd 'wet finger' 1K for ICR requirements which makes your 15TB of yearly data about 100MB for yearly storage.

Oh, and in respect of TalkTalks competence that does not enter the picture. They have a costed system developed, in place and in operation that fulfils the requirements of ICRs. All they have to do is add the, minimal, storage and Claire Perry is Your Uncle. That is unless they sold Claire Perry a lemon.

It's already in place. This is just the ISPs attempting to line their pockets.

Camilla Smythe

I call Bollocks.

https://wiki.openrightsgroup.org/wiki/TalkTalk_HomeSafe

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/26/talktalk_stalkstalk/

http://www.huawei.com/ucmf/groups/public/documents/attachments/hw_111690.pdf

http://data.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/committeeevidence.svc/evidencedocument/science-and-technology-committee/investigatory-powers-bill-technology-issues/oral/25740.pdf

TalkTalk already does it, installed working and costed, and the rest already have the capability. Unless I misunderstand the requirements of ICRs then StalkStalk already fulfils them and the moaning about storage capacity is exactly that... moaning because Traffic/Routing Data is minimal in comparison to Communications/Content Data.

Of course enquiring minds might want to know why TalkTalk was not present at the committee meeting mentioned in the article to present evidence or whether they presented any in the first place.

'Ooooo Look. We've already got one of those!'

'Shut Up! Shut Up! How are we going to get our snouts in a bigger trough?'

'Oh, cough. Sorry.'

Predictable: How AV flaw hit Microsoft's Windows defences

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Had to update my XP VM recently.

I wanted to use it for something 'only' Windows could do. AVG was part of that thankless task as well as Flash, yadda, yadda, yadda, with the threat of Chrome and a Google Search bar.... Fuck me I should have done Acrobat as well to invite Jeeves to the disk thrashing party, along with various 'balloons' repeatedly popping up trying to be 'helpful' or warning me about shit I already knew about. I gave up on the browser coming up after 30 minutes, 35 if you include getting it to respond to the request to shut it, the system, down.... Then it blithered on about waiting for it to install updates so I put myself out of my misery from the VM panel. I might try it again when I don't have a Mistress on hand to Kick my Head in whilst I'm repeatedly screaming Banana at her through what's left of my teeth.

Rupert Murdoch wants Google and chums to be g-men's backdoor men

Camilla Smythe

Dear Regtards

Ha Ha

Remind me how to give a fuck.

PS Don't bother.

Rupert

pp PA

National Crime Agency: Your kid could be a nasty interwebs hacker

Camilla Smythe

Wouldn't have had this problem...

If we had stuck to the dark ages...

Microsoft encrypts explanation of borked Windows 10 encryption

Camilla Smythe

Re: RIBsiq

Thanks. Dilbert 1995-2005 appears to be working. I shall continue reading through to the present time in an effort to find your answer for you.

Camilla Smythe

Re: RIBsiq

@WorBlux:

Thank you for the reply. Very interesting.

Looking at the documentation, I can see why the Linux zealots were reluctant to come forward, if this is the best Linux has to offer: it's not very user-friendly, is it?

I might be inclined to turn into a 'Linux Zealot'. Then again, just before I do... given you have demonstrated your wealth of 'boxen' knowledge, perhaps you can sort things out for the rest of us.

Looking forward to trickling your sweet cum down the back of my throat. I like Real Cherry Flavour without the stones and if you skin your interface just right everyone will be putting their heads up to drink from your fountain.

Camilla Smythe
Pint

But it's not FDE. And it's not using the SED's HW encryption.

Muh-Huh. I kind of thought it was not the answer you were looking for....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22Linux%22+SED+HW+encryption&btnG=Search&hl=en-GB&biw=&bih=&gbv=1

YMWV or you will run out of gas but a quick scan of those suggests SED HW Encryption is drive/bios specific such that if your drive does it and your bios/motherboard supports it then there will be a bit of extra pain involved before something happens.

---> Apparently it's free and you may need some later on if you try things out.

Camilla Smythe

BTW: how does one turn on the equivalent functionality (FDE using HW encryption on SED) on Linux, please?

If you are a numpty like me then you 'Ask Google',

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=linux+encrypt+home+after+install&btnG=Search&gbv=1

and find something like this,

http://www.howtogeek.com/116032/how-to-encrypt-your-home-folder-after-installing-ubuntu/?PageSpeed=noscript

Which happens to be the first on page link. I really wish the Linux community would do something about this sort of shit because personally speaking I'd rather have to dig down past 10 pages of results before finding something that might do the job in Windows without having to install 24 toolbars, a pile of adware and upgrading to a different browser and then being repeatedly asked to sign up for the proper version because the evaluation copy is about to run out.

Of course that is not 'FDE', just the appropriate Home Folder and Swap. It may still be possible to do FDE after install and I get the impression that it is certainly the case that the option is available during an initial install.

Not sure whether it is 'Hardware Encryption'. Otherwise sorry if it was not the answer you were looking for.

Camilla Smythe
Happy

Re: Silly Peeps

Ooops. Silly me. I am sure I understand now.

Encryption is like DNT where you are just sending Microsoft a 1 to say do not look at my data and therefore they can ignore your implied request in order to check if you might be interested in buying some more socks.

After all these days someone else might have encrypted your sock pictures, sock novels, sock videos, sock music and sock design software along with your .sck design files so it's not as if they really know whether or not you yourself chose to encrypt your sock data so it's best to play safe and have a good rummage about the place just to make sure.

Thanks for clearing that one up for me. As for Microsoft Reps sneaking about the house when I am out.. It's not them, it's the Pixies. They use the Goblins at work when I am at home and Gremlins to supply the down votes on El Reg.

Camilla Smythe

Silly Peeps

How can Microsoft Slurp your data if you encrypt it?

Lenov-lol, a load of Tosh, and what the Dell? More bad holes found in PC makers' bloatware

Camilla Smythe

Do they...

Still provide funky Driver GUI Interfaces in MCGA Mode where all the bits are arranged around some sort of Scorpion with obtuse buttons and power/speedo meters dangling off various appendages in lurid colours? I, for one, would not feel in control if they did not.

Google snoops on kids via Chromebooks, claims EFF in FTC filing

Camilla Smythe

I Demand an IAAC setting.

Rather like DNT, Do Not Track, but this one is an I Am A Child... fuck off and do not try to sell me My Little Pony/Transformer Socks or link me to my Parents as an 'outlier' to do the same.

That's got to work.

'Dear Daddy...' Max Zuckerberg’s Letter back to her Father

Camilla Smythe

I am quite disturbed that...

Max, presumably Maxine, chose to share her thoughts with Andrew Orlowski. Still, having read 'her' words it seems that even with one day under her belt she has turned out to be a remarkably well balanced and intentioned child despite... circumstances. I wish her well.

One thing I will not be doing is reading what her Father wrote. I am so not tempted it does not even require willpower or any other action to avoid that one.

Europe launches search for Einstein's space-time ripples

Camilla Smythe

Fricken ACE Shoes.

https://regmedia.co.uk/2015/11/26/lisa_fairing.jpg?x=648&y=459&infer_y=1

Where can I buy a pair of those dudes?

Splunk, Rocana trade blows in blog 'libel' spat

Camilla Smythe

Re: Another IT industry playground slap-fight

Along with, no doubt, "Kwijoob", "Vl'hurkle GmbH", and "Mmmflib, Inc."

Uh-Huh..

Got those.

So who are Splunk & Rocana?

GCHQ can hack your systems at will – thanks to 'soft touch' oversight

Camilla Smythe

Jinbonet..

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/01/gchq_privacy_international_investigatory_powers_tribunal/

Claimants

Privacy International

GreenNet Limited (UK)

Riseup Networks, Inc (US)

Mango Email Service (Zimbabwe)

Korean Progressive Network aka "Jinbonet" (South Korea)

Greenhost (Netherlands)

May First/People Link (US)

Chaos Computer Club (Germany)

In a previous life I had a slight involvement with Jinbonet. I rate as nothing but these people are 'on side' and quality. Their Government also pays attention to them. Perhaps that might be 'when it suits'..

Jinbonet Down?

http://s4.postimg.org/wb4ewnf9p/Screenshot_Mozilla_Firefox_4.png

Microsoft rides to Dell's rescue, wrecks rogue root certificate

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Quick, probably dumb, Question...

Does Microsoft Slurp <- I assume that is the name for it... send all of the data it slurps back to Microsoft using encrypted channels and what certificates are involved in that?

Investigatory Powers Tribunal scraps its first annual report

Camilla Smythe

Ooooops....

Cancelled?

Don't Juggle Bollocks on The Phone. You might drop one.

Elsewhere...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomwarren/the-national-crime-agency-is-in-chaos-over-unlawful-raids

Cough....

The revelations that the NCA has engaged in unlawful search and surveillance will heap further pressure on May as she battles fierce opposition to her draft investigatory powers bill – dubbed a snoopers’ charter by critics – which would allow the “bulk interception” of web data by the authorities.

Cough. Splutter.

I should not treat it so lightly. Looks like some serious questions need asking and answering or they need to get out the Asbestos Carpet and Brush. I suppose the latter will be their preferred attempted course of action.

Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

Camilla Smythe

FTFY

Examples of data we collect include your name, email address, preferences and interests; browsing, search and file history; phone call and SMS data; device configuration and sensor data; and application usage.

Examples of data we do not collect include... errr... uhm. Can we get back to you on that one?

Why Microsoft yanked its latest Windows 10 update download: It hijacked privacy settings

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ODFO

Fair play to Microsoft for shedding light on the blunder

Some MSVCS[?] found them out and was prepared to blab.

UK gov sinks £25k into Pi-powered cyberdesk

Camilla Smythe

Nooooooooo....

Let's assume a Pi can be used to RDP into a server thing and present some sort of 'flavoured' desktop for the Student when doing 'dull' stuff. Pi wants 5V@2A. Monitor wants 18V@2A. Break Out supply for experimentation on the IO port wants +/-15@1A and +5V@1A... 60 Watts per Student. Stick 10 Student Desks side by side and supply them with a 700W AC/DC 42VDC power supply, local conversion at desk, from one end of the desks in order to get rid of a shit load of dangerous mains cabling and its associated daisy chained 4 socket 'what the fuck is plugged in where' trip over this stuff and daisy chain the Ethernet. Sorted. Meh... no you cannot program it in Python.

Plusnet ignores GCHQ, spits out plaintext passwords to customers

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I occasionally....

Go blurry eyed and do a Google search on my own root password when I am not using it to log into all my other online services. So far it has not come back with any results, unlike 'Huge Cock Transsexual Anime'... that gets lots of results which seems to indicate an affiliation between Google and PornHub, so I think I am fairly safe. Obviously my root password is not 'Huge Cock Transsexual Anime' coz I kept missing out the extra S so I didn't changed it and still have to suffer Google pointing out I cannot spell Transsexual every time I want to visit PornHub.

Grow up, judge tells EFF: You’re worse than a complaining child

Camilla Smythe

“Frankly, it sounded like my son complaining when I took his electronics away when he watched YouTube videos instead of doing homework. And it's completely hysterical.”

That's a bit harsh. Maybe his homework was not teaching him much of any general use about electronics so he got his soldering iron out and resorted to YouTube.

Bit of a crap move on his part but rather than taking his electronics away I might have been inclined to show him how to use the intertubes to do a bit of meaningful research... prior to going down the school and wasting a few teachers for not doing their job properly.

We could also chill out on the Pron thing.

.... Unless .SNR II is expecting .JNR III to enter the legal profession.

Suck it, Elon – Jeff Bezos' New Shepard space rocket blasts off, lands in one piece

Camilla Smythe

Re: Fail!!

OK. Fine. Just to dig my hole deeper.

Suck it, Elon – Jeff Bezos' New Shepard space rocket blasts off, lands in one piece.

Now either El Reg made that one up or they took the intent from the reporting as delivered by Bezos and/or his team.

Of course, it's possible that the landing was on the hairy edge of the thing's ability to correct for, and just lucked out. But unless you know what those limits are, your comment is specious.

Very magnanimous of you.

If you compare the Videos of each landing, Bezos VS Musk, you will notice that the behaviour is largely the same. You might expect that given they are dealing with similar scenarios. So consider the different constraints...

You can basically ignore everything else and concentrate on the landing target size and motion of the landing target. Bezos, big and not moving. Musk, small and subject to both vertical and rotational motion. Spot the difference?

Now go back and look at the Bezos Video. Did it land within the same area that was available to Musk? At the point when it touched down and almost toppled over did the ground rotate and push it over the edge?

Fundamentally given you would not wish to be sitting on top of Musk's one, when it fell over, would you honestly feel more confident sitting on top of the Bezos version. Go back, compare the videos and put your hand on you heart.

Now I don't know you from Adam but given your surnym is Weir I might live in fear that you know something about 'control theory'. However given you can look at the Video and decide that my, fair enough, contrite comment was 'specious' I would almost feel safe in suggesting you do not know a lot about 'control theory' or what you do know is not exactly complete or rigorous.

I would not wish to 'blow my own trumpet' but if Bezos and Musk asked for my input then, prior to getting egg on my face, I'd be fairly confident I could provide them with a documented and general solution using a number of LM324's, they might prefer the MIL Spec version, and some other passive components.

Perhaps El Reg can put us in touch.

Have A Nice Day.

Camilla Smythe
FAIL

Fail!!

Not Slam Dunk Vertically Down with any degree of certainty.

Similar dodgy drunken end of descent to the one achieved by Musk.

Oh and I do not give a rah rah fuck that it managed to do it without falling over and blowing up.

Randall Munroe spoke to The Reg again. We're habit-forming that way

Camilla Smythe

Re: Biannual

Actually it's the 'Sasquatchannual Meeting'. If you can figure out when it is and turn up you are Picnic. Don't forget to bring your own Dressing.

Paris, jihadis, tech giants ... What is David Cameron's speechwriter banging on about now?

Camilla Smythe

Pointy Bra'd Boss....

Probably modelled herself on Claire Perry.

Shocker: Smut-viewing Android apps actually steal your data

Camilla Smythe

Re: Why?

UI optimised for one-handed navigation?

FleshPhone™... Comes with image stabilisation.

Crimestoppers finally revamps weak crypto. Take your time guys

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Associated...

Previously,

https://fearless.org/give-info-anonymously

Offered that page over a non HTTPS connection but the 'person' concerned got a 'public' slap for it. Now it is over HTTPS....

Association with Crime Stoppers,

https://www.fearless.org/about

https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=fearless.org

Scores similar.... I mean worse. C as opposed to B.

Cat discovers GNOME desktop bug

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Re: Grrrrr...

What an absolute Broken Piece of Fucking Shite...

http://forum.librecad.org/Copying-from-one-document-to-another-one-td5550173.html

http://sourceforge.net/p/librecad/feature-requests/94/

The above relates in particular to LibreCad and generally to all of the previous Software and Hardware Shite that PersonKind has managed to bollocks up since its inception that has anything to do with computahs.

You are all soooooo clever with your broken SHITE.

Go kill yourselves along with your legacy.

Camilla Smythe

Re: Grrrrr...

LibreCad is 'free as in beer' SHIT. Whilst the cat will survive some idiots are due 'Hamster Fate' involving two planks and a foot.

Camilla Smythe

Grrrrr...

Today,

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2015/11/12/microsofts_1st_major_win_10_update/#c_2696270

The associated miscreant creeps up behind me whilst I am doing some mechanical drawing in LibreCad,

Leaps up on the desk and smears his Fat Fluffy Body all over the keyboard. Again before I get to hit CTRL|ALT|L so that's an hour of, complex for me, work gone. Yes, blah blah blah.. I did try to recover it but for shit.

Now it's sleeping in one of it's multiple sleeping places presumably prior to vomiting a fur ball all over it, along with associated stomach contents, or somewhere else so I get to clean the crap up.. and preening its arse and penis.

The shit will probably ask to go out to shit in someone else's garden after I have gone to bed and will be tapping on the window to come back in three hours later.

BASTARD!

It's like having 'A Boss' who is a deliberate fuckhole and should know better so you toss the job but FluffyBum is truly clueless/unaware and you have been adopted.

From $6bn to $4.2bn to $2.9bn: Square's ever shrinking unicorn horn

Camilla Smythe

Scum De-Rampers.

This is going to worth bazillions but oh no... All of you scum have to come out of the woodwork and start dissing it.

First off you are not allowed to comment unless you are invested. Then if you do comment in a negative manner it is quite obvious you are not invested or otherwise either/and/or,

1) Short on the stock.

2) Work for a competitor.

3) Got the sack from the company.

Do kindly fuck off whilst the rest of us believers, and anyone else we can drag in, gets to share in the new found wealth created from nothing... apart from those we will be dragging in to act as the sink to our profit taking.

Yours Sincerely

Mr Angel Investor/Venture Capitalist/Entrepreneur

George Osborne fires starting gun on £20m coding comp wheeze

Camilla Smythe

1% and GCHQ

Presumably GCHQ, yes you less than credible wankers as Jam in Your Doughnut, do not have a clue and will be relying on the 1% of coders introduced to the program who are going to rail against it to point out where, why and how shit the course is....

Oh... Silly Me A++++++++ E-Bay Grades all around.

Red dwarf superflares batter formerly 'habitable' exoplanet

Camilla Smythe

"Have they stopped Looking?"

"Yes."

"Well switch off that bloody disco rig, put the kettle on and fetch me my slippers and pipe."

MPs to assess tech feasibility of requirements under draft surveillance laws

Camilla Smythe

Re: My submission in full

Perhaps you meant...

"More specific issues of interest to the Committee include the extent to which communications data and communications content can be separated"

Dear Commmittee,

Redefine the meaning of communications data and communications content

Example,

"Given communications content involves data it is therefore a subset of and should be included with communications data."

or apply Section 195.

Example,

"communications data includes any communications content which is not communications data."

Slime, Grovel, Lick.

You are so clever and wonderful. Can I join your club?

Big Defence Contractor.

Camilla Smythe

Dragnet

It is in effect what they want and they are going to want to spread it as wide as possible so that does not restrict 'Communications Service Providers' to 'Internet Service Providers'. Basically anyone or any company that transfers data over the Internet or makes use of the Internet to transfer data IS going to be included.

It is going to be one Fuck Awful mess in terms of implementation, managing, monitoring and regulating but.... hey, that's not their problem. If they, by virtue of delusional stupidity, can string some words together that mean what they think they mean then it must be possible. Anyone who tries to explain otherwise is just incapable of thinking outside of the box, or budget and a subversive too boot.

I reserve The Right to go Godwin.

Microsoft rolls out first 'major update' to Windows 10

Camilla Smythe

These Days...

I have discovered Linux appears to be quite stable.

This afternoon the Cat tried to interface with the keyboard and I did not manage CTRL|ALT|LOCK under his tum before his bum reset the computer. When interrogated about which key combination he had used he resorted to extreme purring.

Can someone remind me why everyone uses Windows... or is that a Facebook thing?

UN privacy head slams 'worse than scary' UK surveillance bill

Camilla Smythe

Re: "Reading is fundamental" too....

You must have clicked on the "We use cookies" box on any website that uses tracking cookies in order to have used their services, therefore YOU are the responsible party who gave them permission to track you. Or maybe you aren't intelligent enough to read?!"

Seriously...? It's all blocked unless I allow it. In fact most times the site does not get to show its 'We use Cookies' message because the script it wants to use does not get loaded. Otherwise I do not click on the box and I carry on regardless even if the message suggests that if I continue to use the site then I accept their use of cookies. They might try to set them but... does not happen.

Who cares about your "letter" did you vote for him or not? If not, you can complain all you want but no one should ever care as you didn't vote.... etc

I did not vote for him or his party. My vote, for what it was not worth, went elsewhere. Tell me is it part of your strategy to enforce incorrect assumptions in order to support your standpoint?

And for what its worth, I have never seen an entire country so devoted to bestiality and sexually transmitted disease as I have yours.

Presumably that explains your lack of understanding about the nature of nhs.uk As a resident of the UK I help fund the NHS through taxes. It is a public service provided by Government through taxation. Otherwise you may notice that it deals with a range of 'personal and sensitive issues', not including bestiality...

I do not expect that a 'Public Service' web site of itself and otherwise in this case which deals with such issues to be allowing external agents such as Google, Facebook, Twitter. Webtrends and the rest to track and profile me across their pages and extend that tracking and profiling across to other sites.... this is exactly what happens.

If you care to look harder then you will realise that URLQuery scans a web page and records the communications require to load the page. It does so without any 'protection' and therefore by and large demonstrates what will happen when someone less careful or knowledgeable than myself and others will experience. URLQuery has its 'off days'...

Of course NHS.UK does explain what the cookies are used for...

http://www.nhs.uk/aboutNHSChoices/aboutnhschoices/termsandconditions/Pages/cookies-policy.aspx

However as you probably know and others have pointed out the majority of people would not go so far as to read that information and even if they did they would either not understand it or the possible consequences. As an aside you may notice that reference is made to ASP.NET because the site is hosted 'In The Cloud' on Microsoft Azure.... 'Safe Harbo[u]r', cough.

I can, almost, assure you that Facebook and Twitter do not actively set cookies during a visit to the site... They do not have to because, like as not, you will already have got yours by visiting another site and they get to read them anyway. Webtrends does modify its previously set cookies both as first and third party.

Whilst the site uses Google-Analytics and supposedly only sets first party cookies under the nhs.uk root which are claimed to be used only for analytics and only for the host site the base information is also shared outside of Google-Analytics with Google DoubleClick. I would offer you an example but URLQuery has, for the moment, caught a cold.

If 'people' were more aware as to what was happening in the background then they might think twice about using a web site service that they have paid for through their taxes and that may or should extend to other sites.

I would expect that the prime use of such a public service, and publicly funded, web site is to help and reassure people with information from a trusted and respected source rather than them visiting a Doctor or dialling 999. It does not help that the first thing the site does is insist that it is going to force tracking cookies down your throat so you can gain access to important information that you have in effect already paid for to access.

Nhs.uk is in certain respects a special case but in my view similar arguments apply to any other .gov.uk or similar public service website where sensitive information is handled. I do not want a Facebook 'Like' button or any similar shit on any page I use to make use of public services. It is 'none of their fucking business'.

Anyway, I've rambled on for too long. You carry on in your ivory tower screaming at people for not taking responsibility for their actions whilst ignoring the very real fact that people are generally unaware or incapable of understanding the consequences of their actions because they are not sufficiently well informed and indeed when they are offered 'advice' that advice is deliberately biased to prevent them from reaching an incorrect conclusion.

I do however take my hat off to you for the down votes. Perhaps you were trying....

Camilla Smythe

Re: "Reading is fundamental" too....

@Dan Paul

http:www.nhs.uk/

http://urlquery.net/report.php?id=1447193517180

http://urlquery.net/domain_graph.php?id=1447193517180

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Gonorrhoea/Pages/Introduction.aspx

http://urlquery.net/report.php?id=1447193647946

http://urlquery.net/domain_graph.php?id=1447193647946

Why does the advertising arm of Google, AKA DoubleClick, need to collect data about my interest in Gonorrhoea?

"Hi.. Looks Like You've Got Gonorrhoea. Would you like to buy some socks to put on your Willy?"

Just like someone who complains about politicians but never votes in an election, I have no sympathy for your umbrage or your "cause"

I complained to my politician about such tracking on the above and other pages on that website just prior to the last General Election. He managed to send me a, hand delivered no less, letter expressing his concerns about such matters and suggesting that we might meet after the election..... The meeting never materialised..

Please do kindly go get fucked by a goat or whatever suits your fancy. If you catch some 'nasty itch' you can look it up on nhs.uk No-one will ever know.

UK citizens will have to pay government to spy on them

Camilla Smythe

Oh.. What?

I thought the Doughnut Heads, and mates, were doing this stuff already. All the powerpoint presentations say they are. Are they now saying they were and are lying incapable useless blubber lips and if so where did they spunk the tax payers money?

TalkTalk boss: 'Customers think we're doing right thing after attack'

Camilla Smythe

"You have to admit she has balls to come out with this sort of stuff."

What part of the concept of 'Fuck You Money' are you having difficulty with?

Three men indicted over JPMorgan Chase megahack

Camilla Smythe

Whuh!!

17:30 today I got my Phirst Phish from someone purporting to be from JPMorgan.

Desktop Users:

Open the attachment (message_zdm.pdf) and follow the instructions.

Zip archive attachment (message_zdm.zip)

<u>message_zdm.exe</u>

Oh bugger.. that will be it PhisherMen reading the news... err.

So... How many 'bankers' and associated underlings, assuming the 'bankers' have not provided the training or IT support required to deal with the issue, are going to fall for that one?

Hint... It just takes 'one'.

Still I suppose I can expect another 14 over the next few hours along with various .exe .scr and macro infected .doc .xls files so I can add the associated open proxies or otherwise to IPTables.

Right.. I think I'll just pay a visit to nhchoices and do a bit of research on rectal herpes gonorrhoea smelly discharge with bleeding and pick up a double-click and facebook cookie on the way along with some others.

Perhaps they can analyse my condition and try to sell me some socks.

Facebook brings creepy ’Minority Report’-style ads one step closer

Camilla Smythe

Could Work in The US...

"Hi, I noticed you bought some Socks. Want to buy more Socks?"

"Hi, I noticed you bought some Socks. Want to buy more Socks?"

"Hi, I noticed you bought some Socks. Want to buy more Socks?"

"Hi, I noticed you bought some Socks. Want to buy more Socks?"

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"Hi, Would you like some nice Socks to go with your new pump action?

BLAM!