How funny would it have been
If Sarah managed to see a slither of the funny side of all of this and signed off in true reg style:
"Mine's the one with the p45 in the pocket"
I really can't tell if this is serious or not but would be a shame if real.
I do have to say that if real you need to get a grip though Sarah!
I won't bother with my rant yet just in case she never returns meaning i save myself the effort of a good couple of paragraphs...