Bloody hell
9pm watershed ?
Someone needs to inform virgin 1 bods about that,as a couple of months ago,when they were showing the x-files at 10 am,they were showing some episodes that included people getting stabbed and pools of comedy red blood .
Posts by BigSanta
5 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2009
On-demand TV subject to broadcast ad rules
'Draw Mohammed' page removed from Facebook
Police send Reg hack CRB check database
Monday 19th April 2010 09:27 GMT 
High of the mark
What's the pass mark you have to hit now for getting in the force,as it's constantly being lowered so all and sundry can get in to fill those otherwise empty seats ?
I'll take a guess;
5ft at least ,a waist of 50 inches max ,able to get over excited and feel physically threatened at the slightest of things and the ability to put one foot in front of the other (and in your mouth on numerous occasions) (when you eventually get of your arse once in while that is)) !?
BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff
Monday 30th March 2009 09:14 GMT
You're wrong
Like the delivery driver who phoned me up to say he was outside my house with my item,and couldn't get no answer at the front and my dog was stopping him from going the back way.
Telling him i have no dog,no back way "cul de sac and all that"and the fact that i'm looking out my door and telling him he's not there ,he's obviously at the wrong address,but armed with this information he still wouldn't beleive me, as "the sat nav told him he was at the right address"!
10 or so minutes later uncle buck turned up,using MY DIRECTIONS of course.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
