* Posts by Booty003

21 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Mar 2009

Talk about making a rod for your own back: Pot dealer's seized €54m Bitcoins up in smoke after keys thrown out with fishing gear


Re: He must know where the keys are

I agree, sounds too fishy to me....

Like something from the pages of The Sunday Sport.....

Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea


Re: !!!

I've just built the 1/48 kit of this. Lovely it is too....!!!

Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not



"the stale baguette of privacy"

You have just made my day after a pretty fucking horrible weekend, cheers gang.

Vulture Central team welcomed to our new nest by crashed Ubuntu that's 3 years out of date



Unlike the embedded Windows XP we often find disgracing itself in the capital.....

Mouth -> Coffee -> Desk.....

'My entire company is without comms': Gamma's Horizon cloud PBX goes DOWN


Yep, Gamma down here in the North West. Approx 5 hours.....

iPhone X 'slump' is real, whisper supply chain moles


Re: Maybe Apple

Post of the year.

Russian rocket snafu may have just violently dismantled 19 satellites


"The thing isn't where it's supposed to be at all, which isn't a particularly good sign."


"not possible to establish a connection due to its absence in the target orbit....."

That's me done for the day, not many lols left.....

Inside Electric Mountain: Britain's biggest rechargeable battery


For those of you so inclined - there is an awesome Triathlon in this are called The Slateman. I have done it a few times and the run element involves running past the station itself and then trekking up said mountain and through some truly stunning scenery. The whole event has some beautiful views - well worth a look. The 2016 event is actually this weekend.

Bendy, but hangs loose too: Lenovo Yoga Tablet 2 10-inch Android tab


"as silky smooth as warm massage oil running off the back of an oriental courtesan"

- That will make me smile for the rest of the week; Cheers!!

NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 10 years on Mars with a FILTHY selfie


I love reading stories like this, I personally find they lift the soul in what we can achieve when brilliant minds work together. Outstanding effort by all concerned. I hope there are many years left in the old fella trundling around out there.

Stand back, everyone! Dragons' Den ace HAS FOUND THE CLOUD



Genesis Communications/Outsourcery....... had the pleasure of dealing with these many years ago......

I would rather wrestle a lion whilst naked and then have my broken and shredded corpse thrown into the deepest pit of Hades ready for Satan himself to subject me to an eternity of dry anal fisting than go anywhere near this company or any of its bastardised offspring again......

Spies in the sky: The leaps and bounds from balloons to spook sats


Re: SR-71 some planes are so cool

SR-71... I recently bought the Century Wings 1/72 diecast model of this - AMAZING!!!

I still need to get myself down to Duxford but will leave the wife and kids at home as I would get exactly the same reaction from them! Definitely a blokes only day out.

Peter Moore: IT consultant, Iraq hostage - Part Two

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Very good and interesting article,

But I can't help but spare a thought for the four guys who never made it home from this incident.

Jason Swindlehurst, Jason Creswell, Alec Maclachlan, Alan McMenemy.

Rest In Peace guys.

McAfee founder claims police framing him for murder

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Ah, Belize. Memories of superb diving, cheap booze, cheap cigars and Rauls Rose Garden..... ;-)

Crack GCHQ's code and become the next James Bond

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Nearly chocked own my tongue reading that.....

Unlock your iPhone, miss your messages

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@ AC 12:48 GMT

"you MS'tard". Genius.

That is all.....

'Metal muscle' memory-alloy robot flapper bat shown off



"chiropterthopter" I dont *think* I am a thickie but..........

Police force eBay scammer to cough up ill-gotten gains


@ Camilla, Surely a Wind Up....?

Nobody can seriously be THAT Twatish.....?

English vocab poised to hit 1m words



Rogers Profanisaurus is the only book of words any of us need......

Can't get a job? Try plastic surgery

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@Steve Sherlock

You just made me snort out a bit of snot.

Top one.

BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

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Fuckin LOVE IT.