Posts by Lankydude

MS phishing filter blacklists everything

@ Mike Hebel

Bravo, sir! You obviously have wa-a-a-a-a-a-y more time on your hands than me.

Just jealous!

Handset makers, the criminal's friend

Woo hoo!

I'm off to lob my C902 at a corpse and see how long it takes the filth to find me!

El Reg space paper plane christened Vulture 1

Release mechanism

What's wrong with a simple catch operated by several miles of nylon thread (don't feel compelled to answer that fully)? Few moving parts, lightwieght... you just have to hope nothing flies through it on the way up or the whole project's knackered.

I'm just an ideas man - I'll leave the intricacies to you lot!

Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

Aaaaaahhhhh, Friday

Thanks, gang - NOW I believe the story.

Boffins: Bebo interstellar spam aliens don't exist after all

Dammit!

Mike R got there first. I can't think of anywhere else on the interwebs where one would find a description such as that. Lewis, I think I love you. In a very manly way, of course.

Millions opted into UK mobile phone directory

Woo hoo!

They don't know who I am!

2060: Humvee-sized, bulletproof meat-eating spiders attack

I think I see how this all ends up...

According to the referenced article on msnbc,

"It’s even been said that a strand of spider silk the width of a pencil could stop a Boeing 747 in flight."

So not only will be be awash with gigantic, un-killable, flesh-molesting arachnids, we'll be bombarded by falling trans-oceanic jumbo jets knocked from the sky by the anal projections of our new hairy overlords. Perfect! I blame the scientists.

Mine's the one with the hard-hat and directions to the nearest bomb shelter in the pocket.

London gym floors hoodies with Chav Fighting classes

If youhaven't checked out their website...

Then you've missed a truly top-notch introductory video!

Swine flu apocalypse: Batten down the hatches

At last, the voice of reason!

Thanks, El Reg, for finally adding some sense to this whole sorry saga.

Can I have a new keyboard, please?

G20 Summit: All the action caught on camera

Fridays...

just wouldn't be the same without your in-depth reconstructions of the week's news! And thank the deity of your choice that the Moderatrix still sees fit to come to work.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart - please keep up the good work.

NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed

Why is it that...

...an online lesbian publication can get exclusive pictures of these events when the mainstream media completely fail?

You guys rock.