Posts by Mark Serlin

Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

Z88!?!?

yeah - I'd really LOVE to see you trying to read The Metro on that piece of turkey! Hahahaha!

Apple snuffs iPhone app for too much Appleness

100,000 apps?

But at least 99,900 of them are complete and utter crap. The twonks who develop this rubbish deserve everything they get. Basically Apple want the revenue stream (of course) but DON'T want to seem to be endorsing (by having "their" images attached/displayed) the weird useless rubbish we are paying for (fart generators, "torch", et al) and can you blame them?

Just a shame that the few developers who are worthy of the name have to suffer the same nonsense.

Nokia E55 smartphone

Adequate Pictures

and interestingly the reviewer seems to live in the same street as me :)

Citroën redesigns the 2CV

hmmmm

Looks absolutely *nothing* like a 2CV. Apart from that, all bad.

The IT Crowd goes west

But it's not actually funny

so why is it popular?

Street View spycar prowls Inverness

You're all mad

Google own your ass. Along with Tesco and Ikea.

I saw this car thing on the streets of Haringey 3 weeks before Google said they "may be" using it in London. There'll I'll be, pedalling to work for all to see. At least it didn't knock me off and say "sorry I didn't see you".

Ballmer bitch slaps Vista

Vista is OK

It works fine on my new laptop. It bluescreens every day on my 5 year old Shuttle, but I don't care :-)

BBC vs ISPs: Bandwidth row escalates as Tiscali wades in

What a good idea

and the car manufacturers can pay for all our road upgrades, my printer mfr can pay for all the paper I use, my bath mfr can pay for all the water I wash with - hey, why can't tesco pay for my new kitchen, and my kitchen supplier pay for all my groceries? I *like this....

London Congestion Charge becomes CO₂ tax

Family cars will be EXTERMINATED

"Just how many large families, living in central London, short of cash, driving newer than 2001 cars with more than 225g/km emissions are there?"

Lots. Anyone with a Zafira, for a start. And that is a typical practical family car these days.

Shattered teens subsisting on 'junk sleep'

Lack of sleep? Pah!

All this shows that they will be that much more prepared for when they have a couple of kids of thier own. 4hrs a night? Luxury!

Disappointed Glastonbury fans spammed by rival festival

Good news

Anything that diverts wannabe-Glastos from the festivals I go to HAS to be a good thing :)