* Posts by Kenny Millar

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Tories, retail ISVs decry Darling's VAT cut

Kenny Millar

eh? what idiot said that?

What idiots have hard coded the rate of VAT into their systems?

Changing the rate of vat to 15% should be a 1 minute job for some minor admin staff in the accounts dept on Monday morning.

Whats actually going to happen here is that retailers will sell at the same price, effectively putting their prices UP to keep the new 115% price the same as the old 117.5% price.

World hunts CherryPal cloud PC chimera

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Cherry this, Cherry That

Is it just me, or does the name and logo bear more than a passing resemblance to the Cherry Mac Emulator that was widely discredited as being a rip of of Pear PC ?

Employees sue for unpaid Windows Vista overtime

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Evaluate evaluate evaluate

Did these guys not evaluate Vista versus whatever they had before and other OSs on the market?

Sounds like they just installed vista because it was the latest thing - but not on it's own merits at all!

MacBook buyers bite Apple over copy protection cock-up

Kenny Millar
Dead Vulture

@Tony Smith

No, sorry I disagree.

You don't understand who Apple are or where they are going.

I bet you were one of those who said it was a bad idea to let go of the floppy drive at the time too.

You cannot move forward by holding onto the past.

If you want to be part of the revolution, then you have to arm yourself appropriately - and that means with the correct type of external displays for your Mac Books (etc).

It was not a design error, nor was it a shortfall, it was a design decision - a pragmatic decision to move forward and leave the past to the Wintel brigade.

Apple's courage to take what at the time are unpopular decisions give it the power to move forward, and to move ahead.

Google torches own brand Sadville

Kenny Millar
Dead Vulture

@Chris Williams

Ok, so it's a negative story - something is closing down, didn't live up to expectations etc etc, but do you have to take such a negative tone in your journalism, or rather, 'reporting'?

Describing the current economic downturn as a 'clusterfxxk' is just base, playground level articulation and reveals the level of your intellect.

HTC Touch HD Windows Mobile smartphone

Kenny Millar
Coat

@Anonymous Coward

>>Don't you mean "It doesn't have a shiny apple on the back"?

No I don't.

I don't have an iPhone, but I do have an HTC running WinMo 6.

I hate, this actually HATE windows mobile 6.

It is NOT a suitable OS for a phone.

180 Seconds from OFF to being able to make a call? Get real! It's supposed to be a smart phone. I hate it and it ought to go, but I can't afford an iPhone.

Kenny Millar
Coat

One reason why it will never be an iPhone killer

Ok, here it is.

The one reasone that this won't be an iPhone killer.

Are you ready?

IT RUNS WINDOWS.

There. That's it.

Garroted by it's own operating system.

The end.

Microsoft marks Windows' anniversary with Windows 7

Kenny Millar
Gates Horns

rudimentary task bar and big icons

Oh, you mean a DOCK - now where have we seen that before?

Isn't it time MS decided to innovate rather than immitate?

Sarkozy fails to stop sale in voodoo hoohah

Kenny Millar

@Daniel

Daniel,

It's not MY translation that failed, but your re-translation back to English. My original english, which has been totally lost by being passed through 2 translation tools, was fine.

The point it, it has NOTHING to do with Apple Macs, in much the same way that the original article had nothing to do with IT.

If you are a regular Register reader you will have noticed that I have a peculiar habit of recommending people purchase an Apple Mac in the comments of any story which is not IT related. It's a kind of postmodern irony.

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Une peu...

Jamais l'esprit toutes ces inepties avec le premier ministre français, permet à tous sortir et acheter un Apple Mac lieu. Vous savez, il est la voie à suivre.

Royal Society of Chemistry requests 'Italian Job' ending

Kenny Millar

El reg take up the baton

Pah - 1st January is too far away.

Lets get El Reg to hand out some Cash 'n' Carrion stuff after 1 week instead!

Windows 7 early promise: Passes the Vista test

Kenny Millar
Flame

They STILL don't get it....

It's time for MS to draw a line under the client version of windows and start again.

They need to do something revolutionary, not just evolutionary.

What they are telling us we'll get in 2010, is something that's been available on other platforms for 3 to 5 years already. Come on. Stop the progression from one version of windows to another, bring a halt to windows development and start afresh on something brand new.

Don't shout at me about all the legacy stuff that won't work if you do that - it doesn't matter - the developers will bring out new versions of everything for the new platform. The newest PS3s don't play PS2 or PSX games - that doesn't mean the PS3 won;t be a success.

Apple did it with Mac OS X, ford did it when they killed of the Escort and replaced with the Focus.

There comes a time when you just have to stop playing the generation games, and start playing the creation game. That time is now.

Peaches Geldof cops a severe shoeing

Kenny Millar

My goodness

She's almost as out-of-touch with reality as any of the following:

1. A conservative MP

2. A Labour Prime Minister

3. Anyone who buys a PC instead of a Mac.

4. Me.

Apple MacBook Pro 15in

Kenny Millar
Jobs Horns

Hmmmm.

There must be a real good reason why Apple put two graphics processors in this range of machines. One hours extra battery life can't be the only reason.

Apple are known for testing the water by sneaking some feature onto a product as a minor tweak, only for it to become a major feature in the future on the same or another product.

So, any guesses where Apple are going with this?

Intel shows off 'giant iPod Touch'

Kenny Millar

So close...

yet so far

The interface is still mouse driven! See the mouse pointer?

Yes so it has touch capabilities, but it hasn't been designed from the ground up to be a touch device, otherwise it wouldn't be an on screen pointer.

Retailer roots out humping-hound USB drive

Kenny Millar

Nothing new here, shamless plug.

IWOOT has had these for AGES...

BMW unwraps electric Mini

Kenny Millar
Flame

Basically

So basically, we talking about spending about £16K to £19K on a device to move 1 or possibly 2 people (but no more) a maximum of 150 miles, after which time you need to charge it for 2.5 Hours at least. And that assumes you remeber to drive home before you're charge runs out, since there is no charging standard your house is likely to be the only place you can find a charging station.

And, I'd guess that the quoted 150 Mile range is a 'best practice' figure, meaning one 9 stone adult driving with a very light right foot, and using regenerative braking to maximum effect. Actual range in normal commuter traffic is likely to be significantly less.

In addition, the device you're using to do this allocates 1/3 of the available space to the passengers, 1/3rd to the batteries and 1/3 to the drive train - and that's being generous, the actual passenger area is probably less than 1/3rd.

Surely there MUST be a more practical way to do move people from home to work and back?

If only there was a way of storing engergy in a highly efficient manner, which takes up less space, and can then be converted to rotational energy on deman, say by storing that energy in chemical form, then burning it to create heat and possibly exploding it to create movement - no wait, we already do that...

The point is that whatever people need most, whether it's petrol, oil or even electricity and water (for hydrolysis into hydrogen and oxygen) then those things will become commodities and will be priced appropriately by the suppliers. The end effect is that it will always cost the same %age of income to enjoy personal travel.

MacBook range revamp snippets slip out

Kenny Millar

Quite right

The worship of Job, and all things Apple is quite humorous.

Having said THAT, I will not go back to using windows, until they have something superior to what I have now, or some 'must have' feature which I just can't get.

Please don't mouth off about Apple and OS-X until you've actually tried them.

Kenny Millar

Or as the Open University would say.....

Spokesperson 1: Yes please take these part numbers and prices at face value. You don't need to understand, just answer the freaking question.

Spokesperson 2: Haha, well spotted for noticing our deliberate mistake. Your answer was totally correct and has scored, 0% out of a possible 100%.

Spokesperson 3: Spokesperson 2 was correct, we do sell oranges.

OpenOffice.org overwhelmed by demand for version 3.0

Kenny Millar
Coat

As the Open University would say...

OpenOffice.org power presentation (word processing) connection server status, downloading for fun is always, and often not, to used as a measure of open source conclusion.

The very fact there is some downloading activity, and that is is open source, suggest that the uptake of the waterfall model of development, using a close set of contributors is in some minds, better for accurate results, and superior for inaccurate results.

When compared to more proprietory (non gpld) public closed code bases, these development factories could benefit from use of some more open-source concepts such as code-re-use, licensing, development mentoring and artist procurement.

The days of the bedroom coder and dead, but far from over.

Apple to 'ditch' Intel for Nvidia in standard MacBooks

Kenny Millar
Flame

Err, hold on a moment...

In the EU all consumer goods have a TWO YEAR warranty anyway. That is an irrevocable legal right, enshrined in law, which most manufacturers would rather you didn't know about.

It covers everything you buy from any retailer.

That's why manufacturers like to say '90 day warranty' in big letters - making you think you're onto a good thing, when in fact your statutory rights are way better!

Defrauded punter says 'catflaps' to PayPal marketing stunt

Kenny Millar
Unhappy

About time

It's about time eBay and PayPal were forced to take a much more pro-active and re-active stance against fraud.

By not chasing the cash trail of fraudsters they are passively participating in the fraud and therefore are involved in the fraud.

BT's Phorm small print: It's all your fault

Kenny Millar
Flame

OK Everyone

So now we all need to email website-exclusion@webwise.com and list as many websites as you can.

Finally launched: Nokia's iPhone beater

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Nokia really don't get it.

They really don't get it.

Look at it.

It's never going to be an iPhone beater looking like that.

Yes it's pretty, but why do I need to see the nokia logo when I'm watching a movie or listening to music? The interface is also very cluttered.

They just don't get it.

'Windows Cloud' to descend this month, says Ballmer

Kenny Millar

Apparently it's to be called....

Windows ME 2

or

Windows OS X

Reg competition: Cisco goes isup

Kenny Millar
Gates Horns

Obvious really

They must have been running their web editor on vista.

It's just the sort of thing a moribund OS would do.

Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

Kenny Millar
IT Angle

I'm a commentard!

Good on Mr Edmunds.

It's about time the license was re-named as the 'BBC Subscription' - the idea that you might need a 'license' to watch TV is just ludicrous!

I mean, how dangerous is TV watching that viewers need to be 'licensed' to do so! It's hilarious.

Dell offers XP option for £44k

Kenny Millar
Gates Horns

Vista - The system for the 90's

So it is.

Reg readers rage at comment icon outrage

Kenny Millar
Go

Well obviously they should include....

Twat-O-Tron

Big Bang

Big (Credit?) Crunch

Famous-person-goes-on-a-killing-spree

Windows Vista "The System for the 90's "

YANI (Yet another new iPod)

World goes mad as Bill and Jerry eat churros

Kenny Millar

Moribind Vista - The System for the 90's

Microsoft Windows is dying. (That'll save you looking up 'moribund').

Vista is everything that Mac OS X was 5 years ago, except you don't need a mortgage and a share in an aircon company to run Mac OS X.

Google cedes Belgium to Germany

Kenny Millar
Unhappy

Worse than that

Scotland has been made a part of Engerland too! The horror!

Samsung unwraps MacBook Air beater

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Aye but, no but,

Aye it's nice. It's shiny and black and all that, but the manufacturers have made one bug mistake.

It runs fecking windows!

When will people learn that windows is moribund?

People. Take a few minutes to try out Mac OS X, then you can forget about Windows and move on with your life. It's over. It's not you, its me. I love windows, but I'm not in-love with windows. There's someone else.

How many different ways do you want me to say it?

How about this:

"Windows Vista - it the OS for the 90s." (You can quote me on that.)

Get the picture? It's over. Windows is dying. Time to move to a proper OS.

And before you flame me. If you've never tried OS X then shut up because you cannot argue about things you don't know.

Verizon faces 65,000 worker walkout

Kenny Millar

Fiber? Oh you mean Fibre.

Stupid americans can't spell.

Apple's secret iPhone app blacklist

Kenny Millar

In what way

...is that ANY different from the 'Malicious software removal tool' that gets downloaded to every Idiot-PC every time MS does a software update?

IBM solves world's 'paper or plastic' crisis

Kenny Millar
Flame

Better off with a Mac

Of course this only applies to Windows users, who are idiots by definition.

A Mac user would wear a badge (made from recycled card) that says "No Plastic bags please." and cut the transaction time in half.

Kaminsky (finally) reveals gaping hole in internet

Kenny Millar
Flame

@ Tom Maddox

Hi Tom.

It won't.

However, since your average Mac OS X User has already shown signs of superior intelligence, by not buying over-priced, faulty kit from Microsoft, he is less likely to be drawn into the resulting phising site etc.

For example, user A :a Windows user, got to his bank web site, and it looks kindly odd, some mis-spelt words, the occaision missing graphic, and today it's asking him for all his security digits, not just 3 random ones. Wht the heck he thinks, this looks like the sort of thing I'm used to.

User B: On a Mac, goes to his bank site and thinks, hmmmm, something wrong here. Lets shut the browser and try again. Ahh that's better.

User A is an idiot - we know that already because he bought Windows.

Mac users urged to ditch Safari

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Said it all before

I'm a total Mac head, but I'm not stupid.

I love my Mac, and my OS X, but I hardly ever use Safari on Mac OS or Windows.

Firefox is faster and safer as far as I can see.

Having said all that, Safari is STILL better than anything from Microsoft.

Plus, if you get sucked into a phising site, you deserve to have all your money stolen from you anyway.

Apple DNS patch doesn't patch Mac clients

Kenny Millar

So what?

This is a total non story. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Do you have any evidence at all that there are a significant number of Mac clients being compromised by this? I'd like to bet that you can't find one single example of a Mac in the real world that has been compromised by this attack, and led to a malicious page.

It's not the vulnerability that's the problem with ANY security issue, is the abuse of the vulnerability.

This is a total scare mongering story.

Privacy watchdog hoists Google by its own petard

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Just drag your cursor over the black boxes

and stop guessing. It's right there in front of your eyes.

Oh, and stop wasting money on Windows. Buy a mac instead they are cheaper and better.

Shut up. Yes they are.

Shut up.

Have you ever used one? No? Then shut up.

Apple confesses MobileMe vanishing contact bug

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

This is nothing

To be perfectly frank, this is not such a big deal.

Apple have launched a totally new service, a complete re-factor of online mail, contacts, so they've had some teething problems. At least its a good, (and for the most part useable) system.

Can you imagine what would have happened if MS had attempted this?

It would have been 2 years too late, ugly as sin, understandable and usable only to genius developers and overbloated with useless details.

Oh, and it wouldn't just be a month of teething troubles - it'd be YEARS of constant change.

Ballmer upset by Apple cart

Kenny Millar
Gates Horns

Oh forPete's sake.

Does Ballmer no know what he's saying?

I love to slap him on the head - maybe that'd wkae him up.

Has he ever even seen some of the other software that's out there, stuff that people like Google, and Apple are doing? He really thinks they are better then that? He is so blind it's scary.

Apple account hijacks spread to developers

Kenny Millar

They deserve it

If you use an easy to guess password to protect an important account like that then you deserve to get it stolen from you.

Wise up people and use decent passwords.

Steve Jobs is 'cancer-free'

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Yeah but

Ok, first of all, Best of luck to Steve, I truly hope all his health problems are behind him now, and that he grows strong and lives long.

But secondly, some commentors here are missing the point. A company doesn't need great people behind it OR great products to be succesfull. Just look at MS, led by (until recently) Bill Gates and Steve Balmer - and with windows et al as a product range, but yet still the most successful brand on earth, and the richest company in the world. Nuff said.

If your SSD sucks, blame Vista, says SSD vendor

Kenny Millar

Tony Smith is wrong

No. it's is NOT the SSD manufacturers that have it wrong.

What tony is saying that hardware manufacturers should bend their systems over backwards to fit into MS's dodgy practices? I think not.

MS Should pay attention to the SSD Specifications and write appropriate controller software with SSD specific timiongs etc, and use these then they detect a SSD drive.

MobileMe offers another free bite of the Apple

Kenny Millar
Jobs Halo

Bet your bottome dollar MS wouldn't do that.

So, apple are being honest, upfront and appologetic.

Even WITH it's one or two teething troubles, it's far better than anything that has come from Redmond.

Dell hits all the wrong keys – again

Kenny Millar
Flame

So ?

Well, they bought DELLs, what did they expect?

It's the EasyJet of IT.

HP shatters excessive packaging world record

Kenny Millar
Flame

Poor Stephen Strang - feel sorry for him please.

His boss has saddled him with a BlackBerry, awww. I bet he feels gutted that he hasn't got an iPhone.

Oh, by the way, don't bother to contact Lester Haines, he won't reply to your email. Sure you won't lester?

Pope apologises for Apple's MobileMe sins

Kenny Millar
Flame

Funny story, but shame on Lester Haines.

Could you please stop calling it the Jesus Phone.

I find this term blasphemous and insulting to my religious beliefs.

Try calling it the Muhammad Phone and see where that gets you.

Microsoft confirms 60GB Xbox 360

Kenny Millar
Stop

@stu NO not 60Gb, 60GB

You don't know your bits (b) from your bytes (B).

The iPhone 2.0 update - don't do it, kids

Kenny Millar
Jobs Horns

Usually a huge apple fan, but not today

How the hell can they get away with such a shambolic product launch?

The press (including el Reg) should be tearing strips off them.

Not only does iTunes barf when trying to access the v2.0 OS for iPod touch, half the time it also tells you that v1.1.4 is the latest version anyway!

On top of that, www.mac.com and www.me.com have been up and down like a whore's pants all day.

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